Santa's Beard

Once a year my friend puts on a red suit

And hangs around with me and my wife

Now i can't help but feeling jealous each time she climbs on his knee

And she stands beneath the mistletoe screaming

For him to stand beneath the mistletoe screaming

Now i can't help but feeling jealous each time she climbs on his knee

Why must she climb on his knee?



I saw my baby wearing santa's beard

She kissed him once and whispered in his ear

I saw my baby wearing santa's beard

I wish he would go

He's breaking up my home



She always had this twisted side to her*

But she'd never drag my name around town

But lately she's been humming cheating songs

And i don't like that fat guy around

No, i don't like that fat guy around



I saw my baby wearing santa's beard

She kissed him once and whispered in his ear

I saw my baby wearing santa's beard

I wish he would go

He's breaking up my home



I saw my baby wearing santa's beard

Thrilling christmas, trembling fear

I saw my baby wearing santa's beard

I wish he would go

He's breaking up my home


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