Destination Moon

Don't bother to call this room

There's nobody here who can pick up

Or has stuff they need to talk about

And who won't be now

Checking out and flying



By rocket to the moon

By airplane to the rocket

By taxi to the airport

By front door to the taxi

By throwing back the blanket

Hanging down the legs



Thank you for the card with the cartoon nurse

But you see there's nothing wrong with me

You think, "that's what you think."

"that's what they all say,"

Before i blow you away



By rocket to the moon

By airplane to the rocket

By taxi to the airport

By front door to the taxi

By throwing back the blanket

Hanging down the legs



Soon the man who sweeps the room

Brings the secret telegram:

"commence official interplanetary exploration"



Thank you for the card with the cartoon nurse

But you see there's nothing wrong with me

You think, "that's what you think."

"that's what they all say,"

Before i blow you away



By rocket to the moon

By airplane to the rocket

By taxi to the airport

By front door to the taxi

By throwing back the blanket

Hanging down the legs



By rocket to the moon

Crawl to the rocket

By coughing at the airport

By limping to the taxi

By throwing back the blanket

Hanging down the withered leg


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