With Friends Like These

L: all this violence is puzzling

Maybe the law should intervene.

M: all this violence is threatening

Hate is in need of censoring.



L+m: ban hate and violence for our convenience (x2)

(repeat once)



L: don't we all know the dangers

Of two conflicting viewpoints?

M: an active troublemaker (?)

Banning the flame of dissent

L+m: so much aggravation!

L: to all haters: we'll create some laws to stop you.

M: you're the danger; you really shouldn't be allowed

To...



L: they piss on morality!

M: they detest humanity!

L: those savages should be banned!

M: they're so deeply offensive!

L+m: somebody shut them up!



[throughout the following section mary (i think) sings

Something like: "once you catch them, kill them, kill

Them"]



L: ?????????

They'll still be full of ??? shit (?)

M: but it's handy,

We'll blame it on human nature.

(repeat from "they piss on... to "somebody shut them

Up!)



L: we'll censor the hell out of you...

M: we'll coerce evil out of you...

L: we'll cut you're tongue if we have to...

M: you're the baddies and we hate you...

(repeat once)


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