A size more woman than her

It's a magical phase I'm going through

But it means so little without you

Hold my hand and we'll feel better

Let's go outside as the sky goes redder

Other girls don't do it this way

And you knew it otherwise why would you have stayed

All the things that the world keeps bringing

They're very nice but they just mean nothing



Oh - I loved you so

But now I'm back on my feet

My life is really sweet

So don't come begging for more

Cos all I'll do is slam the door

No - you've sunk too low

She's got a wardrobe to please

Thinks you're the bee's knees

And she may have a pretty purr

But I'm a size more woman than her



It's a magical phase I'm going through

Never been so happy without you

Her eyes are blue but her lipstick's faded

Her teeth are nice but her skin is jaded

She's got a front but I'll tell you this much

Underneath is a token cleavage

Got to steer round her lips while kissing

And that's no joke cos her lips are missing



Oh - I wish you'd go

After all you got a girl

But now you know full well

That she can't even count to three

So who's sorry now, well not me

Oh - I wish she'd go

She's got a taster for you

Loves all that you do

But you can't rest your head in her curves

Cos I'm a size more woman than her .....


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