Love At The Pier

                                  We fell in love down at the pier

You were sunbathing, I was around

Soon we were sharing a beer

We fell in love at the pier

I'm no sentimental slob so don't think I'm queer

You got something baby and it ain't just my beer

Well, maybe it's the hot pants, maybe the heat

Or was it the sneakers you kicked of your feet?



I sat under my umbrella to keep my pearly skin

You tanned your oily body looking like sin

Well, soon I was sweating and I wanted to leave

You slipped into the water from too much grease



Well, I saw you yelling. I just couldn't hear

So I screamed back at you "Honey keep the beer!"

We never consummated our outside love affair

Too much tar and water, too much hot air



Oh, what a tragic end to love that was lost

We would have stood a chance if we met in the frost, but

We fell in love down at pier

You were sunbathing, I was around

Now I go to beaches with my girlfriend

No more love splinters in my rear end