Santa Claus Is Thumbing to Town

                                  Twas the night before Christmas

And up at the North Pole

Everybody's going crazy

Everything's out of control



The toy shop is on fire

The toys melting on the shelves

And you can hear Mrs. Claus screaming

I warned you never trust those elves



Unless something drastic happens fast

Say hello to the ghost of Christmas past

Because, Rudolph's puking boughs of holly

Old Saint Nick ain't all that jolly



And the sleigh's in the shop

'Cause it's broken down

But Christmas won't stop



'Cause Santa Claus is thumbing to town, uh-oh

Santa Claus is thumbing to town, uh-oh

Santa Claus is thumbing to town, uh-oh

Santa Claus is thumbing to town, uh-oh



Very much to his disliking

Santa spent all night hitch-hiking

With a sign that reads, ho ho slow down

Santa Claus is thumbing to town



Every car just drove right past him

And sped right out of sight

Santa never got to ask them

To drive around the world in just one night



So Kris Kringle started walkin'

Through the snow without his sleigh

Shed a tear for every stocking

That would be empty Christmas day



Unless something drastic happens fast

Say hello to the ghost of Christmas past

Because, Rudolph's puking boughs of holly

Old Saint Nick ain't all that jolly



And the sleigh's in the shop

'Cause it's broken down,

But Christmas won't stop



'Cause Santa Claus is thumbing to town, uh-oh

Santa Claus is thumbing to town, uh-oh

Santa Claus is thumbing to town, uh-oh

Santa Claus is thumbing to town, uh-oh



Very much to his disliking

Santa spent all night hitch-hiking

With a sign that reads, ho ho slow down

Santa Claus is thumbing to town

Santa Claus is thumbing to town