Live With Me

I got nasty habits, I take tea at three 
Yes, and the meat I eat for dinner 
Must be hung up for a week 
My best friend, he shoots water rats 
And feeds them to his geese 
Don'cha think there's a place for you 
In between the sheets? 

Come on now, honey 
We can build a home for three 
Come on now, honey 
Don't you wanna live with me? 

And there's a score of harebrained children 
They're all locked in the nursery 
They got earphone heads they got dirty necks 
They're so 20th century 
Well they queue up for the bathroom 
'Round about 7:35 
Don'cha think we need a woman's touch to make it come alive? 

You'd look good pram pushing 
Down the high street 
Come on now, honey 
Don't you wanna live with me? 

Whoa, the servants they're so helpful, dear 
The cook she is a whore 
Yes, the butler has a place for her 
Behind the pantry door 
The maid, she's French, she's got no sense 
She's wild for Crazy Horse 
And when she strips, the chauffeur flips 
The footman's eyes get crossed 

Don'cha think there's a place for us 
Right across the street 
Don'cha think there's a place for you, 
In between the sheets?

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