Get the Joke

Put my hand on the Bible

Do me for liable

It's suing season,

And I am broke



Buy me some happy

Find me some passion

Will it ever happen?

Heaven knows



Sometimes you've got to get the joke

It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat

Who put this spanner in my spokes?

I can't change how it's wrote



Classy or flashy

At home with Lassie

They all walk past me,

I wouldn't know.



Make me a new man

Find me a new plan

I am a sports fan,

A real bloke.



Sometimes you've got to get the joke

It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat

Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?

I can't change how its wrote.



And when my ship comes in, she'll be on it,

Eating a fresh kebab and I want it.

And I want it now.



Sometimes you've got to get the joke,

It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat.

Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?

I can't change how it's wrote.



Sometimes you've got to get the joke,

It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat.

You get the dagger out of the cloak.

I can't change how it's wrote.


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