Handsome Man

Hello. Did you miss me?

I know I'm hard to resist

Y'all can come and help me pick the sweetcorn out of this.

It's hard to be humble

When you're so fucking big

Did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig



I'm gonna milk it till I turn it into cheese

Tell your babes in arms and OAP's

Come take a piece of me



If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on you

If you don't see me I don't exist

It's nice to meet you

Now let me go and wash my hands

Cause you just met the world's most handsome man

The world's most handsome man



Y'all know who I am

I'm still the boy next door

That's if you're Lord Litchfield and Roger Moore

If I've gone up in the world

Or is the world gone down on me

I'm the one who put the Brits in celebrity



Give in and love it

What's the point in hating me

You can't argue with popularity

Well you could

But you'd be wrong



If you drop me I'll fall to pieces on you

If you don't need me I don't exist

You voted for me

Now let me see a show of hands

Keeping for your stands



Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph

Though it's not for me

Flip a grin, shake a thing, name a shame

Then I'm out of here

It's not very complicated

I'm just young and overrated



Please don't drop me I'll fall to pieces on you

If you don't see me I don't exist

It's nice to meet you

Now let me go and wash my hands

Cause you just met the world's most handsome man

Keeping for your stands

Please don't drop me I'll fall to pieces on you

If you don't need me I don't exist

It's nice to meet you

Now let me go and wash my hands

Cause you just met the world's most handsome man

The world's most handsome man

The world's most handsome man

The world's most handsome man


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