He has got so many problems You can count them one by one He's a filthy, stupid apeman He never has any fun He lives in the jungle In a cave by the hill Plays an old loud drum He's primitive, barely human
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Paint the face of a demon Glowing by the fire light Hoppin' like an elephant Thunderin' like me tonight He's the world's worst recycler The iceman comes alive He's the devil's apprentice He's a prehistoric man
Apeman hop Apeman hop
At night he's gonna sacrifice His beloved apeman girl Tie her to the alter Pull out her heart and eat her flesh