I Am The Walrus

                                  I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. 

See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly. 

I'm crying. 



Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come. 

Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday. 

Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long. 

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. 

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob. 



Mister City Policeman sitting 

Pretty little policemen in a row. 

See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run. 

I'm crying, I'm crying. 

I'm crying, I'm crying. 



Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye. 

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess, 

Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down. 

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. 

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob. 



Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun. 

If the sun don't come, you get a tan 

From standing in the English rain. 

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. 

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob. 



Expert textpert choking smokers, 

Don't you thing the joker laughs at you? 

See how they smile like pigs in a sty, 

See how they snied. 

I'm crying. 



Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower. 

Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna. 

Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Alan Poe. 

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. 

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob. 

Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.