Take Your Girlie to the Movies

                                  Take your girlie to the movies if you can't make love at home

There's no little brother there who always squeals

You can do an awful lot in seven reels

Take your lessons at the movies and have love scenes of your own

When the picture's over and you have to leave

Don't forget to brush the powder off your sleeves

So take your girlie to the movies if you can't make love at home

Take your girlie to the movies if you can't make love at home

Take your girlie all alone

You should see how they maneuver in the dark

Take your tips from Tyrone Power and have love scenes of your own

Stealing kisses in the dark is just immense

Where can you get half as much for sixty cents

So take your girlie to the movies if you can't make love at home

Hey pops, if you can't make love at home