Shower Days

In the morning i awake



I feel my bladder about to break



I scratch my balls i rub my eyes



Just feeling lousy







My girlfriend tells me that



It's time to take a bath



I say, "no, not today, it's only tuesday"







Once every 24 hours



I'm supposed to take a shower



That's not the way i do it



Do it do it







Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind



I don't want to do it



Do it do it







It doesn't make a difference to me



Everyday i do the same old thing



So why should i have to be clean?







Those dreaded wednesdays and saturdays



Also known as shower days



I hate them


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