Theme From A Nofx Album

We're professional punkers, we come from the suburbs

After 15 years we're still having fun

Now we're over 30, not looking so purty

At least we got a beat up accordian



That's Erik our drummer, his father's a plumber

He drank enough booze to get Rhode Island drunk

Now sober but smelly, he's got one big belly

From living the good life provided by punk



Singin', singin', singin'...



Buy me a Beck's beer or pass me a bong

Gimme some bushmills I'll sing you this song

Open another big box of cheap wine

We're over 30, we're doin' just fine



Hefe's not satanic, he's one hip Hispanic

He grew up with one dozen cousins and kin

He wears baggy pants, he knows how to break dance

You've seen him do every impersonation



{Well, blow me down, Olive!

Heavens to Murgatroyd, it's Eric Melvin, even!  Father!}



That's Melvin on six string - "So tell me I can't sing"

Oh I think you can, just don't do it 'round me

Stick with what you know, playing guitar solo

With Hetson and Watt in punk karaoke



Singin', singin', singin'...



Buy me a Beck's beer or pass me a bong

Give me some bushmills I'll sing you this song

Open another big box of cheap wine

We're over 30 we're doin' just fine



My name is Fat Mike, I'm obsessed with big lesbians

I've been a punk rocker for most of my life

I sing kinda flat, I'm not really so fat

But that's how I hit 'em, with hook or with slice



"I'm Kent I do sounds", look he's getting so round

"I'm Timmy The turtle", he counts and he clicks

"I'm gay... I don't care", someone please cut his hair

"I'm Limo from Scotland, so give me haggis"



Singin'...

Singin'...

Singin'...



Buy me a Beck's beer or pass me a bong

Gimme some bushmills I'll sing you this song

Open another big box of cheap wine

We're over 30 we're doin' just fine



Buy me a Beck's beer or pass me a bong

Gimme some bushmills, I'll sing you this song

Bum me a qualude or chop me a lime

We're pushin' 40 we're doin' just fine



{Buy me Newcastle, or pass me a bong

Gimme Glenlivet, I'll sing you this song

Open another big box of cheap wine

If you take the low road, then I'll take the high}




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