Malcolm

Billy solve his problems with by calling up his mom

Heather solves her problems with drugs and alcohol

Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law

But malcolm's got his own way, it's better than them all



'cause malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw

Malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw

Malcolm solves his problems with a chain-saw

And he never has the same problem twice



Whether it's a bill or a cheque arriving late

Rancid marble cheese or a steak that's second rate

Awful tv programs or a broken elvis plate

Or his fianc