Billy, The Themepark Shark

I'm a shark, i'm a shark,

A killer of the ocean,

I'm a shark, i'm a shark,

And silently i strike.

I'm a shark, i'm a shark,

I'm dumber than a tree,

I only have three thoughts and they are: eat, swim, ...eat.



(he's a shark, he's a shark,)

I was swimming in the ocean,

(he's a shark, he's a shark,)

I got picked up by a boat.

A team of lonely fishermen sold me to a park,

And now my name is billy, i'm a theme park shark.



Billy, the themepark shark,

Performing tricks for tourists that have payed five bucks a head.

Billy, the themepark shark,

He looks just like a killer, but he's too well-fed.



The sight of bloodworms put him in a feeding frenzy,

Now it means that it's time to clean the pool...



I'm a shark, i'm a shark,

I'm swimming in a pool,

I'm a shark, i'm a shark,

I don't have to fight for food,

I get three meals a day, and some extra on the weekend

And i'm the only shark i know who has a dental plan.

Who has a dental plan.



(he's a shark, he's a shark,)

And i'm a big attraction.

(he's a shark, he's a shark,)

They love to watch me jump,

I've been the star for years and i've never been for sale,

At least until the owners think they need a killer whale.



Billy, the themepark shark,

Jumping out football nets suspended overhead,

Billy, the themepark shark,

He looks just like a killer, but he's too well-fed.



I'm a shark, i'm a shark,

But i'm not in my natural habitat,

He's fat and old and lazy,

But i'm happy you're here.

I really hope these activists don't free billy,

Cuz out there in the wild, i'd be dead.



The sight of bloodworms put him in a feeding frenzy,

Now it means that it's time to clean the pool.



Billy, the themepark shark

Performing tricks for tourists that have payed five bucks a head,

Billy, the themepark shark,



He looks just like a killer, in the wild, he'd be dead.



Oh, billy, (billy) billy, (billy)

The number one attraction of an aqua petting zoo.

Billy, (billy) billy, (billy)

The poster fish of tourism iowa!


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