Pregnant For The Last Time

Phlegm lapels for the last time

Corn beef legs for the last time

Oh, we're so glad

That you've finally decided



But then you see someone new

And you want someone new

So you have someone new

I don't blame you

We would all do the same as you

If ever we had the nerve to





Chips with cream for the last time

The people's friend for the last time

Oh, we're so glad

That you've finally decided





Tiny striped socks for the last time

Pokes and prods for the last time

And the doctor said

"don't nod your head until june !"





But then you see someone new

And you want someone new

So you have someone new

I don't blame you

We would all do the same as you

If ever we had the chance to





Sick at noon for the last time

And who is going to clean up ?

Would you be so kind ?

Oh, everybody's staring

At the strange clothes that you're wearing





Bad advice for the last time

And people being nice for the very first time

Oh, we're so glad

That you have finally decided !


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