Use Your Fingers

Set your phasers on kill if ya will so catch the feeling
Got your head a pumping a back and forth until it hits the ceiling
Now i'm wheeling dealing stealing johnny's apple seeds
Slapped you with a baseball bat upside the head until it bleeds
Showing no mercy step like solomon grundy
Hit ya with a table leg like i was ted bundy
I bludgeoned you you're bloodied you think it's kinda of funny
First i'll take your money and then i'll swipe your honey
Dip slip to the a.m. what is that you're saying?
You think you start praying it's not a game you're playing
Pump one pump two listen to the shotgun blast
I'll blast that sorry ass when you're all outta gas
I freak like cerebal palsy i'll get inside your drawers
For alarm there is no cause i funk like lou rawls
Basco roscoe p. cotrane
I wish i had a membrane so that i could go insane
Red light green light you know i always win this game
You can be my gingerbread and i'll be your candycane

Rang dang diddlela dang a dang baby
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang baby
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang baby
You might say no but i hope you mean maybe

No chance in hell but i could tell you crave me
Frisky from the whiskey and the thrills you gave me
Taste great but less filling so thrilling
Come unannounced like automatic billing
And you can't do nothing as i push your buttons
When i talk you're gonna listen like i'm e.f. hutton
Like lionel richie up all night long
Jimmy pop don't do nobody wrong
Stop flop flip and flop
Panties drop now i'm on top
So wiggle it just a little bit
I won't kiss your ass to get a piece of it
You said you wanted to do it now you're coming around to it
I'm the one that sowed the seed but you're the one that grew it
Take it blow by blow like reginald denny
I do it all the time how many?
Many frauleins i'm coming again like jesus
And when i resurrect i'll be damned if i don't please ya
Our jimmy pop that art in hell hear it
Fill me with your holy spirit

Rang dang diddlela dang a dang baby
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang baby
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang baby
You might say no but i hope you mean maybe

Einie meanie miney moe
Which of you girls will be my ho'
Cross your fingers grit your teeth
Cause the bloodhound gang makes holes in beef
We make holes in beef
We make holes in beef
We make holes in beef
We make holes in beef
So watch your back straight to the attack
I'll spin you around like your name was pat sajak
Tag your ass out and no tag backs
You psycho nymphomaniac

Rang dang diddlela dang a dang baby
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang baby
Rang dang diddlela dang a dang baby
You might say no but i hope you mean maybe

Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads
Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads
Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads
Who's the knuckleheads?
We're the knuckleheads

If you would be the peanut butter then i would play the jelly
I'll peel apart your bread and then i'll penetrate your belly
Your blood stains mighty bad i wash it off with coast
Now i'll take my jelly and spread it on your toast
No one rhymes faster the mic is my blaster
So grasp some shasta the mighty mic master
Giving ya communion with your lips on my cup
Pump pump pump pump me up
Now if you're the waterboy then i'm the heavyweight contender
I'm gonna mix you all up like a black and decker blender
If you would be the telstar then i'd have to be defender
I'll be out in just four weeks i was a first offender
Your a dumb ass stupid vera and i'm the one that flo calls mel
Puttin' holes right through your body like harvey keitel
You're a broken down big wheel i'm a banana-seated schwinn
Take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in
I'm a leggo-eggo maniac i'm stickier than some fun tack
Trip to the store and get another six pack
Bomb dropping like at ground zero
Like colonel klink is getting fucked by hogan's heroes
Eenie meanie miney mo you took your shot you missed
I wasn't a good boy this year i'm not on santa's list
I gave your girl some sausage and than i slit your wrists
Now i'm taking your ass out like my name was burgeous meredith

Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads
Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads
Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads
Who's the knuckleheads?
We're the knuckleheads

Fast fast quick bic like ass when ya pass gas
You threw it like a girl that's why you got picked last
And mr. easy does it never did it now did he
Jesus is coming so look busy
And you and your chumps are gonna get your lumps
I got the goose that laid the golden egg you got goose bumps
Cause i'm black y'all, it's a fact y'all
And if you try to take what's mine i'll take it back y'all
I wish all skinheads smelled like mr. clean
And that girl from jersey really was nineteen
Cause the whole damn world would be peachy keen
With rip taylor on the cover of every magazine so go
Rip rip rip taylor
Rip rip rip taylor
Rip taylor rip taylor
Your girlfriend we nailed her
My mom's got opposable thumbs
Your mom's weezie jefferson
I'd rather eat fresh heiny chow
And i ain't crazy about no god damn butthole no how
Batter roll and whip ya like a fucken' kanoli
If satan had a hockey team theni'd be the goalie
Cause we're dumber than driftwood dumber than your mama
Dumber than a supermodel dumber than kwanza

Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads
Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads
Who's the knuckleheads?
We are the knuckleheads
Who's the knuckleheads?
We're the knuckleheads

Coo coo ca choo baby you that's what you are
You are a hollywood star you're the high priestess by far
And you know this tune's for you we call it coo coo ca choo
And it's a very brief description of the things we could do to you

You were looking at me i was looking at you
Coo coo ca choo coo coo ca choo
You were looking at me i was looking at you
Coo coo ca choo now what ya gonna do

Oil me up quick miss daisy before i'm lubing up your tailpipe
Or the bedposts will be a knocking and a knocking 'til the break of light
Raised and dazed in a million and one ways
Like a morton coffee roll i want you hot and glazed
So you're the real thing baby you're parkay you're not butter
Gonna have to get you home and lube you up with fluff-n-nutter
Scope it scope it baby looking so fit
Playing games and laying dames you know i know you know it
Now you're quick to get the condom you know the jimmy's gonna fit you snug
Lean you against the fire place and ride you on the bear skin rug
Chow down my ding dong come and sing along
Slip a grip around my tip and then you'll be my klingon
Yeah in my sweat pants you're gonna see my erection
Ooh oh pick a de pop pop perfection
Umpla dumpla dippedee do
Cause i'd never leave the house if mommy looked like you

You were looking at me i was looking at you
Coo coo ca choo coo coo ca choo
You were looking at me i was looking at you
Coo coo ca choo now what ya gonna do

Butter up butter cup did ya think it'd really last long
My attention span hutches when you wake up know that i'll be gone
Cocoa butter beach blonde wearing that thin thong
You know i got a thing for you it's only an inch long
Now i'm picking up your signals like a tv station
I'm looking for the channel to have immoral applications
Looking so fine cosmo behind
Fermentation of time like reunite wine
Well i'm bubbling up and steaming like an active volcano
I think i clogged up all your pipes better get yourself some draino
I get annoyed cause i can't avoid
Baby sounding like a mongoloid
I gots the skills to keep ya busy all night
If you do not bite i hope you blow like dynamite
Happy thanksgiving would you like a little white meat?
I'll stuff my butterballs and you eat

You were looking at me i was looking at you
Coo coo ca choo coo coo ca choo
You were looking at me i was looking at you
Coo coo ca choo now what ya gonna do

I get bombed much like pearl harbor
The price is white right and i'm bob barker
This is your brain on drugs
This is your brain on jackie onassis
All you crotch goblins can kiss our asses
Yes siree bob like corn on the cob
I'm all buttered up ready to hob nob
Daddy is a kraut you're nazi-occupied france
I'm gonna rise to the occasion inside my pants
So yo ass yea you i want to fraggle rock your girlie
Coming around the party coming around like mr. furley
I'm mr. furley you're jack tripper
You're dumb ass gilligan and i'm the skipper
Tiptoe through my tulips and come and frolic
Cause my name is betty ford and she's an alcoholic
So here i am rock me like a hurricane
Not a scorpion but my sting will bring your dame a lot of pain
And daddy's gonna tell ya i'm as cool as jack the ripper
Somewhat of a cut-throat but still a big tipper
As i tickle you pink i bet my fingers start to stink
I'm what's missing from your life and you're the missing link
It doesn't matter how you win or lose it's how you lick it....
No rest for the wicked

Get down drink it up bring it on take it off

Flips it up in the air like my name was bob barker
I always kicks it cold so i gotta wear my parka
Leaving down my marker stalking like a stalker
Using the force like my name was luke skywalker
Left hand's on the wheel and the right one on the bottle
One foot in the grave and the other on the throttle
I'm floating through your atmosphere like the comet haley's
As freaky as a freak show call me barnum and bailey
So yo ho my cheerio here i'm coming around the bend
Don't try to shake my hand i'm not your fucking friend
Bodyslam ya to the ground like i was captain lou albano
Hit ya in the balls til you're singing soprano
Slide to the dance floor groove til you get sore
Listen to the tiger's roar i'll pump you like a seesaw
I'm a tattooed demon do you catch my meaning
Think that you're dreaming but soon you'll be screaming
I got more senseless violence than a thriller in manila
Like my hero gacy i'm a stone cold killer
Got my moves from thriller i'm fish you're barney miller
I'm spreading out the carnage like i'm mechagodzilla
Like jimmy pop says he's as cool as jack the ripper
So take off your panties and kick off your slippers
Do as i say and i will be a big tipper
More smooth moves than my man jack tripper

Get down drink it up bring it on take it off

One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission
To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless
Until we brought skip o' pot2mus
And daddy's gonna get some probably underage and dumb
And everybody knows that the daddy eats his young
Lupus in the lavatory making a big stink
Macing up the toilet seat and pooping in the sink
M.s.g.'s tanked up and wizzin' in a cup
Waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up
Cause i'm the one bottle willy with the 12 horse ale
After that i get silly like soupy sales
Now it's midnight and i'm completely boofy blitzed
A six of shlitz and the jew brew manischewitz
With my beer-tinted glasses i'm ready to bitty battle
I'm hungry like the wolf but i'll end up tending cattle

Cause you're pretty when i'm drunk
(you're pretty when i'm drunk)
You're pretty when i'm drunk
(you're pretty when i'm drunk)
You're pretty when i'm drunk
(you're pretty when i'm drunk)
You're pretty when i'm drunk
(and i'm pretty fuckin' drunk)

Here she comes, a funky fried cutie
Mr. jimmy pop ali is gonna get some booty
Cause i'm mr. mcfeelie with a speedy delivery
You'd think i was a ditch the way this chick was diggin' me
But maybe i should check and see if this is where i wanna be
Hey lupus is she cute? yea for a pygmie
Aw! what do you know? you're probably going home alone
And it wouldn't be the first time that i gave a dog a bone
Plus beauty, it's only skin deep
It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to tweak
I could tap that barrel, in fact i know i can
It's a msnags a trois you and me and heineken

Cause you're pretty when i'm drunk
(you're pretty when i'm drunk)
You're pretty when i'm drunk
(you're pretty when i'm drunk)
You're pretty when i'm drunk
(you're pretty when i'm drunk)
You're pretty when i'm drunk
(and i'm pretty fuckin' drunk)

Regrets i've had a few
First and foremost i'd like to mention you
For the sake of conversation we'll call you the brand new heavy
Your a mix between an ugnaut and eugene levy
You can call it big-boned, i prefer to call it gut
You're buddha you're shamu you're jabba the fuckin' hutt
You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy
I smelt tuna melt but i wasn't gonna worry
It was 3 a.m. and i wasn't gettin' squat
So i rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot
I was buttering rolls like a soup kitchen christian
Then it hit me something bit me while my little rod was fishin'
I was deep sea fishing i took a fat chance
But how was i supposed to know that jabberjaws lived in your pants
At that junction i came to realize
That only frank purdue likes thighs that size
Fatty fatty boom ba latty i gotta lament
That you were not a girl you were an experiment

Cause you're pretty when i'm drunk
(you're pretty when i'm drunk)
You're pretty when i'm drunk
(you're pretty when i'm drunk)
You're pretty when i'm drunk
(you're pretty when i'm drunk)
You're pretty when i'm drunk
(and i'm pretty fuckin' drunk)