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Artist: dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince


This is a story i'll never forget
About the day my new car got hit
It caught me off guard cause it happened so quick
When i heard the crash i got mad as hell
Cruising down the highway fast not slow
Ninety miles an hour in my 5.0
People waving at me cause they know who i am
Alpine stero blasting a jam
Put the top down said my girlfriend
Then my damn hat blew off in the wind
I got kinda mad cause it's the hat i just bought
I shoulda put her out it was all her fault
Day was friday date was ten
My girl was looking good on a strem
She smacked my hand when i put it on her rear
Said hit me again and i'll break your wrist
That day i dressed all in white
Takin' my girl to palm springs for the night
I was hoping i could find a short cut
I was tired plus i had a rash on my butt
There was this lady in a pinto coup
'bout 90 years old i could tell by the droop
Driving off fast borderline insane
Glass so thick couldn't stay in her lane
I swerved left then i swerved right
She was still tailgating me too damn tight
To the left lane i tried to switch
Then you saw my blinker bitch

We both pulled off on the side of the road
I was hot ready to explode
The only thing stopping me from breaking her nose
Is i was 21 and she was 90 years old
Then the police came turn the lights off
The lady started cryin' and the cop got soft
The cop said ah it'll be ok
Wrinkled old bag lookin' like a charpe
I said wait what's going on cap'
Her car's fine my car is wrecked
Then i saw what happened in the crash
Her dentures came out her mouth and got stuck in the dash
You hit me i didn't hit you
Stop holding your neck lady you can't sue
It's your fault you caused all this
You saw my blinker bitch

Wednesday october the fourth
That's when we got our day in court
That lady destroyed my case
She came in a wheelchair and a neck brace
I jumped up i said you must be jokin'
Come on judge her neck ain't broken
Well i'll be damned
Wrinkled old bag started cryin' on the stand
The balif grabbed me slammed me on the ground
Judge said boy you'd better calm down
Aren't you one of them damn rap singers
Yeah then i gave him the finger
Judge held me in contempt of court
For givin' him the finger and things of that sort
Anything to say before you're dismissed
Just one you saw my blinker bitch

Artist: dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince

Intro

Yo yo yo yo
Yo yo yo yo
(ring my bell, ring my bell)
Yo yo yo yo
Yo yo yo yo
(ring my bell, ring my bell)

Verse 1

I'm just a telephone call away
You can pick it up and call me any day
And ima listen to all you got to say
Cause i'm the type of man that never turn a woman away
Think of this as an invitation
Your heart to mine in a conversation
So when things get to much to bare like the jackson 5
"i'll be there"
Just call me up on the telephone
Call me up when you're all alone
And i'll give you a verbal massage
Until your man gets home
Or if you want to you know what you could do, well
You could always hop in your car and you could come and ring my bell

Chorus

Ring my bell, ring my bell
(ring my bell, ring my bell)
Ring my bell, ring my bell
(ring my bell)
Ri-i-ing!!!

Verse 2

I hate to see you cry, tear after tear while this guy
Plays you like your life is a game
I've seen his type and there all the same
Breaking your heart without a care
Girl if i was in you shoes he'd be outta there
Your man is wak good for nothin' but flack
I'd tell him to pack and hit the road jack
Who loves ya baby i do you know
He doesn't care about you let him go
Where he at now? you don't know
Layin' up under some whole double waste
Just let me chill, no need for me to get ill
Cause yo i'm the best and yo time will tell
But i'll be here so ring my bell

Chorus

Verse 3

Now i know this sounds like a fairy tale
But this ain't no children's book
I'm here, for you to take me dear
Just open your eyes and look at what the future holds for you
And if you lunch then you might ruin
Something great don't make a big mistake
Pay attention to what you're doing
Life is full of pitfalls, ups and downs
It's sort of a mission
Now you're on a rocky road
But you could get up just make that decision
That you want the one to love adore you and hold you and treat you well
So when you're ready to be treated that way
Baby you can ring my bell

Chorus
(repeat till fade)

Artist: dj jazzy jeff & the fresh prince



Have you ever in your life experienced a day
Where nothing at all seems to go your way
No matter how hard you try to get out of the rut
You just could not break the string of bad luck
A day where murphy's law takes over your life
And you just can't seem to do a darn thing right
And when the day was over you just had to say
You said man it's just one of those days

My day started off kind of cool
I brushed my teeth i comed my hair and i got dressed and went to school
I stopped at the store for a breakfast snack
A tasty cake and orange juice and a bubble yum pack
About that point i proceeded to class
I spoke to all the pretty girls that i passed
I went to my room which was on the first floor
I had no idea what i was in for
I sat in my desk and minded my own business
Someone knocked on the door the teacher said who is it
This girl walked in my imigination ran wild
She stole my heart just by the way that she smiled
I couldn't resist so i grabbed her butt
She said what's wrong with you fool are you some kind of nut
The teacher turned around while my arm was extended
She looked me in the face and said prince you're suspended
I said your tripping it's just a bad habit
She put it in my face she must've wanted me to grab it
I pleaded my case but she wrote the pink slip
Then i just shoke my head i said i don't beleive this
She sent me to the head of the discipline staff
I tried to play it off so i started to laugh
I said ha ha this story is great
It's a big misunderstanding one big mistake
He didn't think that it was funny he didn't even smile
He said mmm mmm mmm you're an unlucky child
I stopped laughing and i said why is that
He said just get out my school and don't you ever come back
I said wait this is my school and you're telling me to leave it
He handed me my books and said yep you'd best beleive it
As i walked out the school back at the wall i did gaze
And said man it's just one of those days

I woke up around a quarter to eight
I wiped the sleep from out my eyes and i was feeling great
I flipped my radio on and to my utter surprise
I thought that it was eight o'clock but it was half past nine
I hopped up and put my feet on the floor
Ran to the bathroom then i (ow) hit my foot on the door
The pain was immense as it started to throb
I said to hell with broken toes i was losing my job
So i combed my hair then i brushed my teeth
Threw on my fila suit and my fila sneaks
Threw on my fila underwear and my fila hat
Then i ran downstairs and kicked the fila cat
I grabbed my jacket then i grabbed my keys
Then i prayed out loud car start please
The car started but what good was that
I couldn't drive it anyway because the tires were flat
I did the hundred yard dash to the top of my block
Then i grabbed a dollar bill from my left sweat sock
The bus pulled up i was late and kind of nervous
I got real mad because the sign said out of service
I started hiking it i wasn't liking it
I saw a little kid i stole his bike and started biking it
I thought i got away but when i ducked around the corner
There was twelve cop cars i said i'm a goner
Slamed on the flat i did 180 turn
Peddled the bike so fast i heard the rubble burn
With the cops in hot pursuit i started feeling like a jerk
I thought man all of this cause i was trying to get to work
I could've got away i almost had 'em shook
Til this girl walked by something said not to look
But i thought what the heck a little peek can't hurt
But she made me miss the sign that said men at work
I screamed out loud as i crashed through the baracade
I saw my whole life flash before my face
I felt kind of dizzy all i saw was stars
I put my hands over my eyes and settled on the handle bars
That was stupid i got off track
Cause about that point everything went black
The next thing i remember is a head ache nagging
I woke up face down in the back of a paddy wagon
I pinched myself to make sure i wasn't dead
A big flinstone lump on the side of my head
They took my picture and my finger prints
I said wait you can't arrest me i'm the fresh prince
I demand that you release me you incompetent fool
You can't arrest me i'm the prince you know the rules
You got five seconds 'fore i punch out your lights
But then the cop pulled out his gun i said ha ha psyche
I had a call so i called my boss
I figured i might as well what else could be lost
Boss i'm sorry that i couldn't make it today
He said what are you talking about you're off today is saturday
Stuck in a cell scared as hell
I'm a hungry kind of tired and i hate this awful smell
Maybe one day i'll get smart and change my ways
But for now it's just one of those days

It's just one of those days

Artist: dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince

[fresh prince]
Everywhere we go, downtown or to a show
We have two necessities, charlie mack and our limo
He's feared by suckers yet he's loved by kids
Pay attention and let me tell you who charlie mack
He is our homeboy from around the block
He's regarded through the city as the hip-hop cop
Height about 6'6", weight about 290
Everywhere i go, charlie mack is right behind me
He never laughs, never smiles nor sweats
He doesn't breaks arms or legs, only spines or necks
He once killed a man cause he would not let go of his eggo
Apollo creed is a sucker, charlie mack could beat drago
He could bench about three-hundred pounds
The cops all take a vacation, when charlie's in town
He's the toughest around, so everywhere that i go, he goes
He's charlie mack and he's the first out the limo

[fresh prince]
I guess you're wonderin why he's the first out
The limo, yo, let me give you this bit of info
So you'll know the things that charlie can do
And you'll know every single reason why he's down with the crew
The limo picks up about a half past six
With the radio blastin our latest hit
It's me, jeff, ready rock, omar and j.l.
Charlie mack is up front as we depart the hotel
First we cause chaos throughout the city streets
Then maybe stop at burger king for a bite to eat
And if somebody gets stupid while we're in the place
Charlie cancels his order and bites off their face
He's not a troublemaker, in fact, he's a troublebreaker
And if somebody gets dumb, well it'll only take a
Second or two, after some fools snaps
Law and order is restored by my hero charlie mack
Wheel off into the limo, and head for the jam
Charlie cracks all the knuckles, on both of his hands
And when we pull up to the show, the routine is unrehearsed
It's just natural that we let charlie hop our first
He clears the crowd without sayin a word
Man, that's the loudest silence i've ever heard
A lot of times guys test him, by tryin to bug
He just, leaves ring imprints, all over their mugs
He's a terminator, a hercules of sorts
Man to hell with chess, he likes physical sports
You may not have known before but now you know
The reason why charlie mack is the first out the limo

[fresh prince]
We'd like to apologize to all of our fans
But please don't touch us when we're at our jams
Cause charlie don't like folks around us when we're doin a show
And if he punches you, uh-oh, better get maaco!
Still you weak rap dudes tempers are hot
Just because i've got somethin that you ain't got
If you want to get physical, rowdy or try to bomb me
I won't get excited, i'll just say, "yo charlie!"
You shoulda been kind, you shouldn't have snapped
Charlie only hits you once and now you're takin a nap
And when he leaves you decaptitated, crushed in the dust
You'll look up, and see your girl in the limo with us
You may think that's enough boy but i think not
Charlie kick his face again i think you missed a spot
I roll down the limo window and yell, "by the way eyes
You'll see your girl bucknaked givin charlie a message"
I'm serious, i'm not jokin, no doubt
You know how many doubters bones have been broken
You may not have known before but now you know
The reason why charlie mack is the first out the limo

[fresh prince]
Charlie mack.. the first out the limo
He's charlie mack.. the first out the limo

In closing, we'd like to say this, to you bustaz
If you're skeptical you'll probably get beat up, plus kid
Embarassed and laughed at, by all of your friends
And if you cross charlie mack it's the beginning of the end
Of life as you know it, you might not die, sir
But if you're not dead, you'll wish you were
But if you still wanna bug out, homeboy let's go
You can bug with charlie mack cause he's the first out the limo

He's charlie mack
And he's the first out the limo

Intro, the maestro,
Nice flow, hot like nitro,
Cool as ice though.
That type of docodimy,
Y'all know it's gotta be,
Who else could it be, but me.
Rub your eyes but hold the big billy.
It's dream supreme bean straight from philly.
It's the eclectic female attractor,
Rapper slash actor, right back at ya
And to the next millinium,
Many come but few are chosen.
See me servin' like the u.s. open.
Another type of hustler, listed at blockbuster.
Go and ask a movie usher
Who is he, he or she, sfp, movies, cd's, and tv's,
But uh uh, 'cause the day i take a break from that.
As i rule where a tank of gas take me at.
I used to rock these, red, i rock z's.
Now i rock the mb's, with twelves and v's.
Today sun high, up in the sky, from ny,
La la, to mi.

Just cruisin' where, baby, i don't care.
Just cruisin' as long as you take me there.
Just cruisin' somewhere to clear my mind.
Just cruisin' just cruisin'.

Easy wrote a sixty,
Flossin' ninety degrees.
Sony cartridges, ten cd's each,
Reach to the beach.
South side leanin'.
It ain't often i'm off and i'm feelin' for the top down, drop down.
Got me hot now heated up can't stop now.
What up cutie what sure sure is cooking now.
Yo i know, i'm spoken for can't hurt lookin', no.
Pop cd's, b.i.g.'s, and tupac's,
While cruisin' on the blocks,
Hittin' the hot spots,
Got my celly on o-f-f,
Golden arches got my belly goin' oh yes yes.
So let's just ease on down, ease on down the road.
No pager roll my hip,
As i'm rollin' my whip,
'cause today i'm on the solo creek.
Man, why you think i be workin' so hard all week?

I'm just cruisin' where, baby, i don't care.
Just cruisin' as long as you take me there.
Just cruisin' somewhere to clear my mind.
Just cruisin' just cruisin'.

Just cruisin' where, baby, i don't care.
Just cruisin' as long as you take me there.
Just cruisin' somewhere to clear my mind.
Just cruisin' just cruisin'.

Sun settin' in the s-k-y.
Must say i've had the best day i.
Tryin' to find an exit,
A place to chill not to hectic.
So i can spend some time with will.
Let the sun shine to the moonlight clearin' my mind.
Soul search, see what i find.
If i'm being the best lover and friend.
Am i being the best daddy i can?
I pray i am,
And i feel good today.
Reminiece as i'm cruisin' around the way.
Roll tight passed the park where i used to play.
Can't think of a better way to spend my day.
Uh, still findin' my way.
Still growin', petrol rowin', move soon showin'.
Gots to get goin' losing the light.
And the freaks come out at night.

Just cruisin' where, baby, i don't care.
Just cruisin' as long as you take me there.
Just cruisin' somewhere to clear my mind.
Just cruisin' just cruisin'.

I'm just cruisin' where, baby, i don't care.
Just cruisin' as long as you take me there.
Just cruisin' somewhere to clear my mind.
Just cruisin' just cruisin'.

[tatyana]
Uh, uh, uh
Oh, oh yeah
Baby

[tatyana]
From the moment that i saw you babe
All i think about is loving you
Every time that you are near
I just can't help but stare
I'm dreaming of eternity with you
So maybe i can

1 - [tatyana]
Run away with you
Imagine all the things we'd do
Call my name
And make this fantasy for real
Run away with you
Imagine all the things we'd do
Call my name
And make this fantasy for real

2 - [tatyana]
Can't hold it, i can't fight it
Want you and i can't deny it
It's all about the things you do
Boy, you knock me out
Can't hold it, i can't fight it
Want you and i can't deny it
It's all about the things you do
Boy, you knock me out

[tatyana]
Can you feel the vibes i'm sending, baby?
All my energy and thoughts towards you
There's now way i could let go
Of all these dreams and hopes
Anxieties so deep, feelings so new
Just maybe i can

Repeat 1

Repeat 2

[tatyana]
Falling for you, this love's a tko
Falling for you, baby
Falling for you, this love's a tko
Falling for you, baby

[will smith](tatyana)
Uh, uh, uh
Here it is a groove slightly transformed
Again, but with a tatyana ali spin
I knew ever since she was ten
As fresh prince from back then
I had a synch she would win
Whatever clique she was in
Now she's all grown up not ashley
Mad sexy, true but classy
She in the fast lane under my wing
Kissing the sky
Tatyana ali, girl you knock me out
(cause boy you knock me out)

Repeat 2 till end

Artist: dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince


{*jazzy jeff cuts and scratches slick rick*
"as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!"}

[fresh prince]
Now let's get this party, started off the right way
Oww and hoe i think the crowd might say
When we're on stage you know you can't resist
{"as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!"}
I'm the ultimate, and that's all i can say
I sat down for about eight hours a day
Tryin to figure out the proper description of me
And i came to the decision that
There's no one syllable or phrase
That can adequately describe this new craze
But i'll sum it up in one sentence, let's see
Ok, i've got it, "all praise me!"
Yup -- that's about the size of it
I know it sounds kinda strange, doesn't it?
But when we're on the stage you know you can't resist
{"as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!"}

{*jazzy jeff cuts and scratches slick rick*
"as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!"}

[fresh prince]
It was a friday afternoon if i remember it correctly
But i can't quite recall the time exactly
But it was somewhere around, two or three or four
Oh forget it, let's just go on
Anyway i stepped out of school
Sneaks were gucci shirt was polo and my pockets were full
Blew some kisses to the girlies cause i like to tease
They started chantin my name, i said, "ladies.. please!"
I grabbed my friends and hopped in my benz
Grabbed on martini and rossi passed out to my posse
Things were lookin good, i had plans for later on
Plans for donna michelle, plans for stacy leshaun
Word! i was ready, i wonder if jeff's home
Let me give him a call, on my car phone
"yo jeff, what's shakin?" "coolin, whassup?"
"girlies" "i'm with it, come pick me up!!!"
I caught up with ready on the way to jeff's
A whole carload of girlies and they all was def
We walked into jeff's and said, "girls, you can't resist"
{"as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!"}

{*jazzy jeff cuts and scratches slick rick*
"as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!"}

[fresh] yo jeff man, are you with me?
{jeff scratches.. "hit it!"}
[fresh] i didn't hear you man, are you with me?
{jeff scratches.. "hit it!"}
[fresh] i'm with it to get busy!

{*jazzy jeff cuts and scratches slick rick*
"..somethin like this, hit it!"}

[fresh prince]
Ready rock c, give jeff a hand!

{ready rock beatboxes while jeff scratches the same sample}

{*jazzy jeff cuts and scratches slick rick*
"as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!"}

[fresh prince]
Throw away them jams, cause you don't need em anymore
Cause this hip-hop hit, is gonna keep you on the floor
If you dance everyday or if you never danced before
It doesn't matter if it's {"somethin like this"}
Time is essential, so let's make the best of it
Today we don't have a lot of time, so let's not throw it all away
Let's use this time in a very special way
Let's use it, {"somethin like this"}
I went outside at about 12:30
I saw a couple girlies, and they were lookin pretty good!
.. if you know what i mean
So i freshened my breath and stepped on the scene
I walked over to em, stepped in between them
One stepped to the other, i think that i've seen him
Somewhere before i said, "sweethear, you might have"
She said, "oh yeah, it was last night
At that party," i said, "yeah i tried to talk to you there
But you were actin, as if you were scared"
She said, "i'm not scared now," i said, "bet, well let's go then"
She said, "but hold up, what about my friend?"
I said, "i got a friend!" so the three of us left
Went back to my crib, and gave a call to jeff
Five minutes later, jeff walked in
And i thought to myself, "yeah, now the fun begins!"
But the girls started buggin, and they said, "now we want
Dinner in the best resteraunt in town
We want caviar and lobster tails, both by candlelight
And dom perignon," i said, "yeah right!"
Y'all must be crazy, and jeff said, "y'know
I really think it's time for these ladies to go"
We walked em to the door and told em they were dismissed
And it went a little {"somethin like this"} *door slams*
But that was ok, that was alright
Cause we still had fun that night -- yaknowit!
The moral of the story is plain and visible
We always watch out for those kind of women
But the past is the past and the present is the present
And we feel that everyone should be sitting down
{"so you all don't miss"}
{"as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!"}

[doug e. beatboxing?]
{"as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!"}

[doug e. beatboxing?]
{"as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!"}

[doug e. beatboxing?]
{"as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!"}

[doug e. beatboxing?]
{"as we go a little somethin like this, hit it!"}

[fresh prince]
Loyal fans and newfound followers
Whassup y'all? hello how are you doin out there?
You're chillin, i'm winnin
Oh, by the way, the album's out, go get it
We went to the studio and then we made a video
We didn't make a movie though, maybe the next year or so
Yo, i got a message for my fans and friends
The last album was dope y'all, and here we go again!

No applause, no applause, thank you, thank you
We're back again, and we're plannin on rockin you
Ten times harder than any other crew can
Jeff is like conan, i'm like tarzan
In other words, wherever we go
Hahah! we're runnin the show, but no
Seriously, it's been a while since we dropped one
But it's out now, go buy the album
If you bought the last one you know it was krush
But if you didn't man, you must not
Know what you're missin friend
The last album was dope y'all, and here we go again!

A lot of people may not have bought the last album
Yo jeff, straight up, we can't allow them
To go out like that, our music is too def
We produce hit records right and left
Daytime, nighttime, def beat, def rhyme
Chorus line, bass drum, snare drum, bassline
All of this makes our records rock til the party's end..
.. here we go again!

When we first came out, we had a smash hit song
Then people started askin, "what's takin so long
For y'all to put another record out for the airwaves?"
I said, "hold up - let me explain.
When you hear a record on your radio station
It's probably getting played all throughout the nation
But we got lucky, ours was played in germany
France, japan, sweden london italy
So therefore, we had to go on tour
City after city, 'encore encore, bravo bravo!'
Sorry we gotta go
We got another show tomorrow night in rio"
The point i'm tryin to make is to let you all know
It takes a long time to travel the globe
But now we gotta start this whole process all over again
The last album was def, and here we go again!

Special thanks, to everyone that helped us
Without you, we would not have been able to sell
As many records, we went top ten
And got real and we'll do it again
It was a long hard road, believe me
People tryin to steal from me, and deceive me
But that's cool, you live and learn my friends
We did it before, and we'll do it agaim

Artist: dj jazzy jeff & the fresh princelisten homeboys don't mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away

Just last week when i was walking down the street
I observed this lovely lady that i wanted to meet
I walked up to her i said hello
She said you're kind of cute i said yes i know
But by the way sweetheart what's your name
She said my friends like to call me exotic elaine
I said my name is the prince and she said why
I said well i don't know i'm just a hell of a guy
But enough about me yo let's talk about you
And all the wonderful things that you and i can do
I popped some cash and in a little bit of time
I showed some cash and the girl was mine
I took her over town i wined her and dined her
She ask me did i like her i said well kinda
All of a sudden she jumped out her seat
Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street
She started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging
So i shoved her away i said you better stop buggin
She got mad looked me dead in my face
Threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape
I got scared when she started to yell
So i handed her my wallet and ran like hell
I was duckin through alleys right and left
But when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death
I was arrested charged with agrivated assault
(yo clancy we got him)
But it wasn't my fault
Nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away

I was in a bar one friday night
Cooling watching a mike tyson fight
I was maxin and relaxin sippin on tequilla
When this girl walked up she said hi my name is sheila
I responded by saying hello
She paid for my drink and then said let's go
20 minutes later things were starting to cook
As we pulled up into her house i said i'm with you toots
The music was soft and there was wine in the glasses
She started winking and making little passes
At me she pat me close that's when she got bold
She started feeling up my back i said oh your hands are cold
We went to her bedroom thinking of one thing
Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring
I carresed her body and i kissed her cheek
And that's when i observed those satin bed sheets
I felt that it was time for me to make my move
I thought i better hurry up before i busted a groove
I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue
A door slammed and a voice said baby where are you
Her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin
And said boy i'm a tear your butt limb from limb
I was scared as hell where i was supposed to go
I just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window
Just my luck we were in a snow storm
And all i had was my underwear on to keep my warm
And to top the night off i had to break in my place
Because my keys were on pants back on sheila's book case
I was done sneezing and coughing
I hope this doesn't happen to often
But nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhymes and get the hell away

Jazzy: yo man you think they see your point
Prince: i don't know i don't think they really do
Jazzy: i think you should give 'em another example
Prince: awright give me a scratch let's make it funky right here

I got a ring on my phone may 5th last year
It was my girlfriend betty i said hello dear
I was just about to call you i got a couple tickets to the run dmc concert
(i'm wit it)
It's six o'clock now at eight will you be ready
(yeah)
Aight fine see you then betty
I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth
Got funky fresh dressed in my la cox ????
Got to betty's at eight i was ready to jet
Until betty's mon said betty's not ready yet
I sat there for at least an hour
It was ten after nine before she got in the shower
9:35 she comes downstairs
And said i need a little longer to finish my hair
At ten o'clock we had then missed the show
She comes downstairs and says let's go
Go where go to sleep i'm gone
I was steamin like a demon as i drove home
But it just goes to show
Not trying to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme just remember my rhymes
Take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away

Jazzy:
Man first your parents just don't understand
Then you having these crazy nightmares
Prince:
I know why me man why me
Jazzy: what's next
Prince: now these girls man you know how it is
Can't live wit 'em can't live wit'out 'em

Artist: dj jazzy jeff & the fresh prince(will smith)listen homeboys don't mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away

Just last week when i was walking down the street
I observed this lovely lady that i wanted to meet
I walked up to her i said hello
She said you're kind of cute i said yes i know
But by the way sweetheart what's your name
She said my friends like to call me exotic elaine
I said my name is the prince and she said why
I said well i don't know i'm just a hell of a guy
But enough about me yo let's talk about you
And all the wonderful things that you and i can do
I popped some cash and in a little bit of time
I showed some cash and the girl was mine
I took her over town i wined her and dined her
She ask me did i like her i said well kinda
All of a sudden she jumped out her seat
Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street
She started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging
So i shoved her away i said you better stop buggin
She got mad looked me dead in my face
Threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape
I got scared when she started to yell
So i handed her my wallet and ran like hell
I was duckin through alleys right and left
But when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death
I was arrested charged with agrivated assault
(yo clancy we got him)
But it wasn't my fault
Nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away

I was in a bar one friday night
Cooling watching a mike tyson fight
I was maxin and relaxin sippin on tequilla
When this girl walked up she said hi my name is sheila
I responded by saying hello
She paid for my drink and then said let's go
20 minutes later things were starting to cook
As we pulled up into her house i said i'm with you toots
The music was soft and there was wine in the glasses
She started winking and making little passes
At me she pat me close that's when she got bold
She started feeling up my back i said oh your hands are cold
We went to her bedroom thinking of one thing
Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring
I carresed her body and i kissed her cheek
And that's when i observed those satin bed sheets
I felt that it was time for me to make my move
I thought i better hurry up before i busted a groove
I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue
A door slammed and a voice said baby where are you
Her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin
And said boy i'm a tear your butt limb from limb
I was scared as hell where i was supposed to go
I just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window
Just my luck we were in a snow storm
And all i had was my underwear on to keep my warm
And to top the night off i had to break in my place
Because my keys were on pants back on sheila's book case
I was done sneezing and coughing
I hope this doesn't happen to often
But nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhymes and get the hell away

Jazzy: yo man you think they see your point
Prince: i don't know i don't think they really do
Jazzy: i think you should give 'em another example
Prince: awright give me a scratch let's make it funky right here

I got a ring on my phone may 5th last year
It was my girlfriend betty i said hello dear
I was just about to call you i got a couple tickets to the run dmc concert
(i'm wit it)
It's six o'clock now at eight will you be ready
(yeah)
Aight fine see you then betty
I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth
Got funky fresh dressed in my la cox ????
Got to betty's at eight i was ready to jet
Until betty's mon said betty's not ready yet
I sat there for at least an hour
It was ten after nine before she got in the shower
9:35 she comes downstairs
And said i need a little longer to finish my hair
At ten o'clock we had then missed the show
She comes downstairs and says let's go
Go where go to sleep i'm gone
I was steamin like a demon as i drove home
But it just goes to show
Not trying to bust your bubble
But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
So next time a girl gives you the play
Just remember my rhyme just remember my rhymes
Take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away

Jazzy:
Man first your parents just don't understand
Then you having these crazy nightmares
Prince:
I know why me man why me
Jazzy: what's next
Prince: now these girls man you know how it is
Can't live wit 'em can't live wit'out 'em

Artist: fresh prince(will smith)

I was in a club, one friday.
A lovely lady comes walking my way.
She walked up and she said hello.
I said hi, my names joe.
I was lyin', so was she.
She said her name was donna,
But her shirt said marie.
Once you get to know me,
You'll never forget me.
I said why, then she bit me.

Ouch!
That didn't hurt.
Kinda nicked me,
But she ripped my shirt.
At that point i fell asleep.
Woke up at her house,
In the back of a jeep.
A blazer, '89
Tinted windows,
I wish it was mine.
Oh, it is,
But where are my keys?
There they are...in the ignition.

I'm at her house.
It's a tepee.
No, a skyscrapper.
No, an igloo.
No, it's a shack.
Forget it, i'll go around back.
It's a castle, with a moat
How i get across...boat.

(twilight zone noise)
Shooo...i hate that sound.

I went inside,
Looked right, looked left.
There she is.
Oh, no thats jeff.
He's invisible.
I went downstairs.
It's a loft.
No, it's a dungeon!
There she is, doing areobics.
No, yoga.
No, karate.

*you killed my teacher!!!*
But what a body!

No, she wasn't there.
I'm tellin you i saw her.
No, really i saw her.
She was playing checkers.
No, nintendo.
Ok, i'm lying.

There she is,
Watching t.v.
All my children.
No, thats cosby.
No, speed racer.
No, thats shaft.
No, thats kimble.
My fault...the t.v.'s off.

There she is, what a doll.
No, that's chucky from child's play!
I kissed her,
And she told me this is home...
I entered a dimension called the twilight zone....
Where anything can happen.

I'm rough like sandpaper,
Hard like algebra.
You should be glad that i was nice,
And i allowed ya to
Step on stage.
To kick your ryhmes off.
I tried to be nice,
But you mistook that for softness.
Now it's goin' to hell with your opinion!
What i say goes fom now on,
This is my dominion!
Are there any rappers to step on stage
Cause if you do you'll feel the force of my rage,
I'm on a rampage!!!!!!!

Syche just hit me.
Jeff wanted to do that,
But i didn't.
I thought that it would make the reccord dumb.
I guess i wasn't wrong.

Jack and jill went up a hill,
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down,
And broke his crown....
Hickory, dickory, dock.

Got to use the bathroom now,
Sike, i was drafted.

Artist: dj jazzy jeff & the fresh prince


(intro/chorus)

It's just the things that you do (5x)
The way you do the things you do

(verse 1)

Ain't yo' fault the alarm clock sound
I grab my shoe and turn the damn thing down
But now it's 9 o'clock and i still ain't up up yet
Work on time, yeah i admire the concept
You got me journin' and i mean anticipating
Seeing you i can't wait and so not concentrate
My mind is blind of all the times thinking of you
And the way you do things you do

(chorus)

(verse 2)

I walk in the park for a midnight rynic
For a slow dance, romance, my (?) of see through
I wanna be with you
But i ain't hiding
A wave of love and i'm gliding and ridening
Things like that when you hear me
Sayin' sort of sounds like that same old clich?climbing the highest mountain and swimming the deepest sea
But i can't front, i want you to be want me
Cause baby when you grab me tightly
You send chills and tend to insight me
When you ?coress? and fumble me lightly
Oh girl watch up cause she might be
Settin' yourself up the way that you tease me
Sooner or later you might have to please me
It's just something about you
The way you do things you do

(chorus)

(verse 3)

Now why oh why would an incredibly fly guy like me
Be chasing one lady
It's just something about you
The way you carry yourself when you're out to
Seein' how i sort of captifying style, i've parked the feelin'
But your whippers are peeling
Since this is a subject that i brought up
I just mind as well admit that i'm caught up
It ain't the clothes that you're wearin'
Your perfume or the sytle that that your hair's in
It ain't your body, how slim your waist is
Your new jeans and how pretty your face is
But i feel funny when it close pack sillity
Make it wonder what's gettin' in to me
It's just something about you
The way you do the things you do

(chorus)

(bridge)

It's nothing that you do (2x)
The way you do the things you do

(verse 4)

The mystery is some this world ?panda?
Just sittin' back let my mind wonda
Whatta, whadda, whodda, whada hell is this young lady
Drivin so crazy
Reply in thought pose like the thinker
I play you with kiss or a winka
Or a smile just to show you
It's something about you
The way you do the things you do

Come here, come here
Come on out, don't worry
You want me to chase you don't you?
Just come here, i've got you now
Sss

The way you do the things you

(chorus)
It's just the things that you do
(the way you do the things you do) (10x)

(bridge)

The way (repeated several times)

Dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prince



Mmm! say baby, you got some fries to go with that shake?
Ay what are you man? yo man, that is no way to talk to a woman man
Man! i =been= talkin to girls, man what are you talkin about?
That girl looks =good=
Man look, you just, you buggin man, you know what you said?
Okay, okay, alright, =you= show me how to talk to a lady

[fresh prince]
Aight, bet, uhh sweetheart?
Listen up toots i like your looks
I used to see girls like you in them girlie books
I'm losin my mind, but it's not lost yet
I'd pay a thousand dollars just to see your sihlouette
Red is the rose's color, blue is the violet's
Here's my number baby, when you get home, dial it up
I'll be your man and you can be my lady
And you can come to my house, and we can get busy baby

Girl.. for..get about your boyfriend, he's nothin but a hassle
You can come with me and cold chill in my castle
Oh what a wonderful time it would be, imagine --
-- you and me, in my jacuzzi
Or horseback ridin or we can play tennis
But, the most intimate part will be when it's
Time to eat dinner, we'll go get dressed
And then we'll give a call to antonie, my private chef
First we'll eat crablegs, by candlelight
Then sip wine by the fire for the rest of the night
And if the time is right, i'll ask you to be my lady
And we can dip right upstairs and get busy baby

You know since i first met you,
I wanted to let you know how i felt, so i could get you
To treat me like a phone and take me off hold
And make your hero come so i can pour my heart and soul
I can't help but dream about the ultimate life
Two kids, a dog, a goldfish - and you as my wife
We'd have a rosebush, with a white picket fence
And all the neighborhood kids would call me mr. prince
And on the lazy saturday afternoons
Right after me and the kids get finished watching cartoons
We could send them both outside to go playin
And we could spend some time upstairs, get what i'm sayin?
The only problem, that we would have
Is whether or not to drive the porsche, the benz, or the jag
And every night before bed, flip the radio on
And sip dom perignon to the quiet storm
Gucci, louis vuitton, you want more?
Gloria vanderbilt or liz claiborne
Or christian dior from head to foot
The world is yours if you'll be my toots
Ohhh i know what your problem is
Look those other chicks are just good friends
I'll give up my harem if you'll be my lady
C'mon whaddya say, huh? let's get busy baby

Look, be honest, c'mon, don't lie
Tell the truth - i'm a hell of a guy, right?
Pretty smile, light brown eyes
I've got miles on them other guys, face it
You could search america, russia or germany
But never will you find another man equivalent to me
But let's discuss it, perhaps over lunch
About how i'll be your poopsie, and you will be my hunybunch
"now isn't that special?" why ain't you widdit?
You'll be my only girl, yeah, that's the ticket
Life's a risky business, babe you know the deal
Sometimes you just gotta say what the hell
Now is that time, roll for the money
Life is a gamble but i'm a sure thing honey
Girl, you know you drivin me crazy
So how bout it, come on, let's get busy baby

Artist: jazzy jeff & the fresh prince


You know parents are the same
No matter time nor place
They don't understand that us kids
Are going to make some mistakes
So to you, all the kids all across the land
There's no need to argue
Parents just don't understand
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I remember one year
My mom took me school shopping
It was me, my brother, my mom, oh, my pop, and my little sister
All hopped in the car
We headed downtown to the gallery mall
My mom started bugging with the clothes she chose
I didn't say nothing at first
I just turned up my nose
She said, "what's wrong? this shirt cost $20"
I said, "mom, this shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar!"
The next half hour was the same old thing
My mother buying me clothes from 1963
And then she lost her mind and did the ultimate
I asked her for adidas and she bought me zips!
I said, "mom, what are you doing, you're ruining my rep"
She said, "you're only sixteen, you don't have a rep yet"
I said, "mom, let's put these clothes back, please"
She said "no, you go to school to learn not for a fashion show"
I said, "this isn't sha na na, come on mom, i'm not bowzer
Mom, please put back the bell-bottom brady bunch trousers
But if you don't want to i can live with that but
You gotta put back the double-knit reversible slacks"
She wasn't moved - everything stayed the same
Inevitably the first day of school came
I thought i could get over, i tried to play sick
But my mom said, "no, no way, uh-uh, forget it"
There was nothing i could do, i tried to relax
I got dressed up in those ancient artifacts
And when i walked into school, it was just as i thought
The kids were cracking up laughing at the clothes mom bought
And those who weren't laughing still had a ball
Because they were pointing and whispering
As i walked down the hall
I got home and told my mom how my day went
She said, "if they were laughing you don't need the,
"cause they're not good friends"
For the next six hours i tried to explain to my mom
That i was gonna have to go through this about 200 more times
So to you all the kids all across the land
There's no need to argue
Parents just don't understand

Oh-kay, here's the situation
"parents" 68 lines, 2662 characters.
My parents went away on a week's vacation and
They left the keys to the brand new porsche
Would they mind?
Umm, well, of course not
I'll just take it for a little spin
And maybe show it off to a couple of friends
I'll just cruise it around the neighborhood
Well, maybe i shouldn't
Yeah, of course i should
Pay attention, here's the thick of the plot
I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block
That's when i saw this beautiful girlie girl walking
I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like i was talking
You should've seen this girl's bodily dimensions
I honked my horn just to get her attention
She said, "was that for me?"
I said, "yeah"
She said, "why?"
I said, "come on and take a ride with a helluva guy"
She said, "how do i know you're not sick?
You could be some deranged lunatic"
I said, "c'mon toots - my name is the prince =
Beside, would a lunatic have a porsche like this?"
She agreed and we were on our way
She was looking very good and so was i, i must say - word
We hit mcdonald's, pulled into the drive
We ordered two big macs and two large fries with cokes
She kicked her shoes off onto the floor
She said, "drive fast, speed turns me on"
She put her hand on my knee, i put my foot on the gas
We almost got whiplash, i took off so fast
The sun roof was open , the music was high
And this girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh
She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far
I guess that's why i didn't notice that police car
We're doing ninety in my mom's new porsche
And to make this long story short - short
When the cop pulled me over i was scared as hell
I said, "i don't have a license but i drive very well, officer"
I almost had a heart attack that day
Come to find out the girl was a twelve-year-old runaway
I was arrested, the car was impounded
There was no way for me to avoid being grounded
My parents had to come off from vacation to get me
I'd rather be in jail than to have my father hit me
My parents walked in
I got my grip, i said, "ah, mom, dad, how was your trip?"
They didn't speak
I said, "i want to plead my case"
But my father just shoved me in the car by my face
That was a hard ride home, i don't know how i survived
They took turns -
One would beat me while the other one was driving
I can't believe it, i just made a mistake
Well parents are the same no matter time nor place
So to you all the kids all across the land
Take it form me
Parents just don't understand

Artist: dj jazzy jeff & the fresh prince


(put your hands together, welcome fresh prince and jazzy jeff)

Mic check, yall ready to have a party out there?
I can't hear you, is brooklyn ready to have a party out there?
Before we get started here
I'd like to pay a couple respects to the people
That made me what i am today
All the people i used to listen to while i was growing up
Put your hands together for grand master caz and mellie mel
Let me hear it back there, for grand master caz and mellie mel
I'd like to pay my repsects to mr. magic, dj red alert
You know i'm a young boy, i'm just coming up, you know, starting to do this
I'm 17 years old and gonna do what i wanna do up here, right?
But before i do what i wanna do i wanna know is brooklyn in the place?
Brooklyn's out there, bedsty? where's bedsty at?
Ready, yeah? we gonna get started like this
And you know it, you know it
Everybdoy put your hands in the air
Let me see you put your hands in the air
If you came to have a party right now
Everybody let me hear you say hooooo
Say ho ho
Now all the ladies
All the ladies in the house say owwww
Say owwww
Ya don't stop
Homeboys make some noise
Let me hear you say yeaaa
Say hell ya
Say brooklyn rocks the spot
Let me hear it
Louder, say brooklyn rocks the spot
Let me hear it
And you know it, you know it
Are yall down with the beats
My dj jazzy jeff is throwing on all the def beats
I wanna let yall know this is my dj
That's going by the code of jazzy jeff
In a little while, yall gonna check out the human lyndrum
Ready rock c, but right now, everybody out there
I want everybody out there that's ugly
All the ugly people be quiet
All the filthy, stinky, nasty people be quiet
All the homeboys that got aids be quiet
All the girls out there that don't like guys, be quiet
Hold on, wait a minute
All the girls that don't like guys be quiet
You know it
Cause see, what we like to do is we perform, right?
We like to see how much noise the people can make, right?
Are yall down with this
Let's dance
How many a yall remember that?
Yall remember that?
Yall remember that record, you know it, you know it
What my dj is going to do on the wheels of steel
Is something yall have never experienced before
The dj jazzy jeff
I want yall ta bust a move, and it goes something like this
Check him out, backward
Hey jazzy, transform
That's dj jazzy jeff on the transformer scratch
Hey jazzy, jazzy
Wait a minute, wait a minute
They didn't make enough noise for me
Give it up for another transformer scratch
Jazzy, one more transformer
Are yall down with that, or what?
Whoooo