1. _ Eat It
How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no captain crunch, don't want no raison bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in japan
So eat it, just eat it
Don't want to argue, i don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it
Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh
Your table manners are some cryin' shame
You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it
You better listen, better do what you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat it
I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam
It doesn't matter it it's fresh or tanned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeate it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it's gettin' cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it, you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
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2. _ The Brady Bunch
You can watch mr. rogers
You can watch three's company
And you can turn on fame or the nelywed game
Or the addams family
I say, you can watch barney miller
And you can watch your mtv
And you can watch 'till your eyes fall out of your head
That'll be ok with me
And you can watch (tv)
You can watch johnny carson
You can watch phil donahue
And you can use tv guide to help you decide
With capsulized review
Say, you can watch 60 minutes
Even captain kangaroo
But there's only one set, so what ever you watch
Well, you know i gotta watch it too
Say, give it up, give it up, television's taking its toll
That's enought, that's enough, gimme the remote controll
I been nice, i been good, please don't do this to me
Turn it off, turn it off, i don't want to have to see
The brady bunch
Not the brady bunch
Well, the brady bunch
Yeah, the brady bunch
It's the story of a lovely lady
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls
All of them had hair of gold, like their mother
The youngest one in curls
It's a story of a man named brady
Who was busy with three boys of his own
They were four men living all together
Yeah, but they were all alone
Until the one day, one day when the lady met the fellow
And they knew, and they knew it was much more than a hunch
Then they knew this group must somehow form a family
That's the way, that's the way, that's the way they all became
The brady bunch
Well, the brady bunch
Yeah, the brady bunch
Well, the brady bunch
Oh, it's the brady bunch
It's the brady bunch
Oh, the brady bunch, yeah
Oh, the brady bunch
It's the brady bunch
Well, it's the brady bunch
Well, it's the brady bunch
Well, it's the brady bunch
It's the brady bunch
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3. _ Mr. Popeil
i need a vegematic!
I need a pocket fisherman!
I need a handy appliance
That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell!
(operators are standing by.
How does that make you feel?)
Help me.
Mr. popeil!
I wanna shine some pennies!
I wanna mend some leather!
I wanna krazy-glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder!
(please, no c.o.d.'s.
Don't miss out on this deal.)
Ah, help me.
Mr. popeil!
Help me.
Mr. popeil!
Mr. popeil!
Mr. popeil!
(wo-o, wo-o. ohhhhhh.)
It slices. it dices.
Look at that tomato!
You could even cut a tin can with it,
But you wouldn't want to!
Mr. popeil, i'm in trouble.
Need your assistance on the double.
Oh no! now how am i gonna make
My old vinyl car top look like new?
Mr. popeil!
Tell me, what am i s'posed to do?
Mr. popeil!
Mr. popeil!
(now how much would you pay?)
But wait, there's more!
It's not sold in any store!
(now how much would you pay?)
Don't answer yet,
Just look what else you get!
(now how much would you pay?)
If you order today,
You get a ginsu knife and a smokeless ashtray!
(now how much would you pay?)
Now how much would you pay?
Mr. popeil, mr. popeil.
Mr. popeil, mr. popeil.
Mr. popeil, mr. popeil.
Mr. popeil, mr. popeil.
Make me buy a garden weasel!
Make me buy a bamboo steamer!
Make me take advantage
Of this amazing tv offer!
(call our toll-free number,
We'll make you such a deal.)
Aw, help me!
Mr. popeil. i want it!
(mr. popeil.) well, i need it!
(mr. popeil.) i got to got to got to have it!
Mr. popeil!
Mr. popeil!
Hey!
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4. _ Midnight Star
I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less
At the checkout counter at the local grocery store
I was only passin' by
But a paper caught my eye
And i learend a few things i mever knew before
It said your pet may be an extra terrestrial
It said the ghost of elvis is living in my den
You can learn to cope with stress
You can beat the irs
And the incredible frog boy is on the loose again
Oh, mignight star
It's in the weekly midnight star
Aliens from outer space are sleeping in my car
Midnight star, i wanna know, i wanna know
Eat jelly donuts and lose twenty pounds a day
Hear the story of the man born without a head
And top psychics all agree
That the telephone company
Will have a brand new service that lets you talk to the dead
Oh, midnight star
You can believe it if you read it in the weekly mignight star
They're keeping hitler's brain alive inside a jar
Midnight star, i wanna know, i wanna know
Tell me, tell me, tell me how to make my bust-line grow
Midnight star, i wanna know
Oh, midnight star
Well, don't you know that i read it, i read it in the weekly midnight star
The ufos have landed and we'll tell you where they are
Midnight star, i wanna know, i wanna know
Midnight star
Well, you can read all about in in the weekly midnight star
You can use you esp to learn to play guitar
Midnight star i wanna know, i wanna know
(ah, midnight star) i wanna know, i wanna know
(ah, midnight star) i wanna know, i wanna know
(ah, midnight star) i wanna know, i wanna know
(ah, midnight star) inquiring minds like mine wanna know
(you can read it {x5}, midnight star {x2}) (ah, midnight star) i wanna know, i wanna know
(you can read it {x5}, midnight star {x2}) (ah, midnight star) i wanna know, i wanna know
(you can read it {x5}, midnight star {x2}) (ah, midnight star) i wanna know, i wanna know
(you can read it {x5}, midnight star {x2}) (ah, midnight star) i wanna know, i wanna know
(you can read it {x5}, midnight star {x2}) (ah, midnight star) i wanna know, i wanna know
(you can read it {x5}, midnight star {x2}) (ah, midnight star) i wanna know, i wanna know
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5. _ King Of Suede
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6. _ Theme From Rocky Xiii
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7. _ Buy Me A Condo
Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full 'o credit cards
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da t-shirt wit' de alligator on
Wo, used to live in jamaica but i don't live dere no more
Had to change me lifestyle
Do t'ings i never done before
So now i'm just a lonely rastaman
Living in dis american town
Gonna sell me bob marley records
Gonna get me some jackson browne
I gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
And get a wallet full 'o credit cards, eh
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da t-shirt wit' de alligator on
Wo, gonna cut off me dreadlocks
T'row away all me ganja
I'll have a tupperware party
Maybe join me a health spa
I'll get a bowl of plastic fruits
And a microwave oven, too
Then i'll have the neighbors over for a weenie barbeque
Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full 'o credit cards, oh
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I get a funny little t-shirt wit' de alligator on
Ain't gonna work in de field no more
Gonna be amway distributor
Ain't gonna work in de field no more (no, no)
Gonna be amway distributor
(ja) ja, ja, ja, life is so very hard
I need a (ja) ja, ja, ja jacuzi in me back yard
Oh, i gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full 'o credit cards, eh
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da t-shirt wit' de alligator on
What'd you say?
I gonna buy me a condo
I gonna buy me a cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full 'o credit cards, oh
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da t-shirt wit' de alligator on
What'd you say?
I gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
And get a wallet full 'o credit cards, oh
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da t-shirt wit' de alligator on
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8. _ I Lost On Jeopardy
Oh-oh-oh-oh
I was there to match my intellect on national tv
Against a plumber, oh, and an architect, both with a phd
I was tense, i was nervous, i guess it just wasn't my night
Art fleming gave the answers
Oh, but i couldn't get the questions right, -ight, -ight
I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)
Well, i knew i was in trouble now
My hope of winning sank
Oh, 'cause i got the daily double now
And then my mind went blank
I took potpourri for one hundred
And then my head started to spin
Well, i'm givin' up don pardo
Just tell me now what i didn't win, yeah, yeah
I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)
That's right, al--you lost. and let me tell you what you didn't win: a twenty colume set of the encyclopedia international, a case of turtle wax, and a yeard's supply of rice-a-roni, the san fra
O treat. but that's not all. you also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people. you brought shame and disgrace to your family name for generations to come. you don't get to
Back tomorrow. you don't even get a lousy copy of our home game. you're a complete loser!
Don't know what i was thinkin' of
I guess i just wasn't too bright
Well, i sure hope i do better
Next weekend on the price is right, -ight, -ight
I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I lost on jeopardy, baby
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9. _ That Boy Could Dance
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10. _ Nature Trail To Hell
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11. _ Polkas On 45
They tell us that we lost our tails
Evolving up from little snails
I say it's all just wind and sails
Are we not men, we are devo
Are we not men, d e v o
Smoke on the water
And fire in the sky
Smoke on the water
(i'm a man) i'm a boy
(i'm a man) well, i'm your mother
(i'm a man) i'm a one night stand
(i'm a man) am i by
(i'm a man) i'm your slave
(i'm a man) i'm a little girl when we make love together
Hey, hey, hey
Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her into your heart
Then you can start to make it
Better, better, better, better, better, better, yeah
L.a. woman, you're my woman
Got my mojo risin', mr. mojo risin', hey
In-a-gada-da-vida, honey don't you know that i love you in-a-gada-da-vida, baby don't you know that i'll always be true
Hey joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand
Hey joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand
Gonna shoot my old lady
Caught her messin' 'round with another man
Yoddle-ay-ee, yoddle-ay-he-hoo. yoddle-ay-ee, yoddle-ay-he-hoo.
Yoddle-ay-ee, yoddle-ay-he-hoo. yoddle-ay he-hoo.
Yoddle-ay-ee, yoddle-ay-he-hoo. yoddle-ay-ee, yoddle-ay-he-hoo.
Yoddle-ay-ee, yoddle-ay-he-hoo. yoddle-ay he-hoo.
I'm an ordinary guy burnin' down the house
I'm hot blooded, check it and see
Got a fever of a hundred and three
Come on, baby, do you do more than dance
I'm hot blooded, hot blooded
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break, every step you take
I'll be watchin' you
Darling, you gotta let me know
Should i stay or should i go
If you say that you are mine
I'll be here 'till the end of time
But you gotta let me know, woh, woh, woh
Should i stay or should i go
But it's all right now, in fact it's a gasp
But it's all right, jumpin' jack flash is a gasp, gasp, gasp
People try to put us down (talkin' 'bout my generation)
Just because we get around (talkin' 'bout my generation)
Singley do look awful c-c-cold (talkin' 'bout my generation)
Hope i die before i get old (talkin' 'bout my generation)
This is my generation (talkin' 'bout my generation)
This is my generation, baby (talkin' 'bout my generation)
(talkin' 'bout my generation)
My, my, my, my, my, my generation (my generation)
Well, talkin' 'bout my g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-generation
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