Food Medley

[parody of "mistake no. 3" by culture club]
The first steak i ordered,
It wasn't very hot.
I had to send it back,
Let 'em have one more shot.
But the second steak i ordered,
Well it was lousy too.
Now i really hate to say it,
But there's one thing that you gotta do.

Make me steak number three, yeah.
Make me steak number three.
Make me steak number three, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Make me steak number three.

[parody of "desperado" by the eagles]
Avocado,
What makes you think you're so holy?
You're gonna be guacamole before too long.

Oh, you're a green one,
You know that you're out of season.
You'd better let somebody eat you,
Let somebody eat you.
Ya better let somebody eat you
Before it's too late.

[parody of "don't you (forget about me)" by simple minds]
Hey! oooh! oh!
One rule you all should obey:
Eat from the four basic food groups everyday.
Have bread, and vegetables too,
Some dairy products, but whatever you do

Don't you forget about meat.
Don't, don't, don't, don't,
Don't you forget about meat.

[parody of "hold me now" by the thompson twins]
I had a pizza,
Covered with cheese.
I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil,
Stuck it back in the freeze.

Look at my crust now,
See what i mean.
It's getting all wrinkled,
And my pepperoni is hairy and green.

Ah, 'cause it's moldy now,
It got moldy fast.
How can i
Make leftovers last, make leftovers last?

I was so hungry,
What could i do?
I finished the pizza
And topped it all off with some mystery stew.

Now i feel kinda queasy,
Yeah, yeah, what can i say?
So i called my physician
To wish him that he'd make a house call today.

[parody of "i love rock 'n roll" by joan jett & the blackhearts]
I hear those ice cream bells and i start to drool.
Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school.
Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old,
Vanilla just leaves me cold.
There's just one flavor good enough for me, yeah me!
Don't gimme no crummy taste spoon, i know what i need.

Baby, i love rocky road,
So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby?
I love rocky road,
Now have another triple scoop with me!
Ow!

[parody of "girls just want to have fun" by cyndi lauper]
I know to keep a woman satisfied.
When i whip out my diner's card their eyes get so wide.
They're always in the mood for something to munch.
Ah girls, they wanna have lunch.
Ah, girls just wanna have...

That's all they really want,
Some lunch.
Don't ask 'em to dinner
Or breakfast or brunch,
'cause girls, they wanna have lunch.
Ah, girls just wanna have lunch.

Girls they want, wanna have lunch, girls, wanna have...