Everything Sucks

I just couldn't believe it, when i turned on the radio
Try to run, try to hide, try to keep it inside
They were playin' that song and i thought about her
Snoop doggy dog, snoop doggy dog
So much trouble in the lbc
Livin' without her's gonna drive me crazy...she's so.
Don't you just wanna kill me, cause you're talkin' behind my back
Well i love the band. they're a great bunch of guys,
But lookin' at her brings tears to my eyes,
I'm watchin' her shake she gonna give a heart attack now, baby
Snoop doggy dog, snoop doggy dog
Maybe i don't want her back, you know?
Maybe i just can't let her go...i'm so.
Well i, turn the radio off...
I don't want no part, try to make me a big star?
I don't wanna be a big star.
Everybody's mad they wanna kick me in the head
Was it somethin' i did, was it somethin' i said?
I would try to tell you but i just don't wanna lie
It really shouldn't matter but it makes me wanna cry,
I wish i didn't care, i wish i didn't care... but i do.
Snoop doggy dog (she said) snoop doggy dog
Please don't tell me it'll be ok cause i know
I'll never never never get my way... and so.

Got the telephone in my hand
Gonna call you up tonight
Planned every word i'll say
I'm gonnna do it right
Maybe i'll wait a little longer
Maybe i'm not ready yet
Where did i put that number?
How could i ever, ever forget?
I try but i hang up every time
To call you girl and make you mine
If you pick it up i'll have it made
I'm gonna call you now, i won't be afraid
Got the telephone in my hand, cord around my neck.
But i'm not really ready to die
Maybe i'll give it one more try
Or maybe i'll call tomorrow
She probably wont be home
Maybe i like sitting here
Maybe i like being all alone
Everything will be all right
I wont see you tonight
Everything will be all right
I know it's not the end of the world
It's just another...little girl
I try but i hang up every time
To call you girl and make you mine
Can't leave a message, don't know what to say
I don't wanna talk to you anyway

She called me late last night
To say she loved me so
It didn't matter anymore,
But i say she never cared
And that she never will
I'd do it all again
I guess i'll have to wait until then
If i get drunk well,
I'll pass out on the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
If you're drinkin' well
You know that you're my friend
And i say i think i'll have myself a beer.
She called me late last night
To say she loved me, so..?
But i guess he changed her mind.
Well i should have known it wouldn't be all right
But i can't live without her
So i won't even try...
Maybe some day, i'll think of what to say.
Maybe next time i'll remember what to do,
She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell,
Said she'd do it all again
She'd promise not to tell!
If i get drunk well,
I'll pass out on the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
(and she said) it's ok boy cause
You know we'll be good friends and i say
I think i'll have myself a beer.

Hey, hey everybody!
Look who's on tv, look who just got famous
Don't you know it should have been me
I'm not really bitter, i'm not really mad,
I love to see other people get
Everything i ever wanted to have
I don't really care, how big they get
I hate you, fuck you leave me alone!
Why can't i be cool like them?
I used to have a girlfriend
I treated her so bad, she went out
And found another lead singer
Maybe she just likes guys in bands
I give up on everything
All my dreams are dead
Maybe i'll get a shotgun
And try to blow her right out of my head
Everybody says, "how come you ain't made it yet?"
I hate you, fuck you, leave me alone!
Why can't i get my girl back?
I knew you wouldn't understand
Just what i'm tryin to do
'cause you're not me
And i'm so glad that i am not you
I know it's my problem, there's nothing i can do
But i don't think there is no reason
I don't think there's no excuse for you
Well i've learned my lesson
Hope you've learned it to
And if the're gonna go and do it to me
Well i guess i'm gonna have to go and do it to you
I don't really care how much you cry
Ihateyoufuckyouleavemealoneihateyoufuckyouleavemealone!!!
Why can't anything go my way?

You know i'm cool
When all the guys want to be my friend
And every little girl here,
They all want to hold my hand
But i stole all of my songs
Probably gonna get sued
That's all right,
As long as i get screwed!
Yea, yea, yea
Yea, yea, yea
Yea, yea, yea
Yea, yea, yea
Yea, yea, yea
Yea, yea, yea
Maybe you'll come and see us
When we get real big
And maybe you'll see us
If we ever get another gig
Because there're so many fish in the sea
They all look like me
I'm just a little tiny fish
That's all i'll ever be

Everybody's doin' the fish
Yea! yea! yea!
Everybody's doin' the fish
Yea, yea, yea...
It's not so bad bein' trendy
Everyone who looks like me is my friend
Please don't hate me because i'm trendy
They're not gonna laugh at me again
Everybody does it (everybody does it)
And i wonder why don't you (why don't you)
Everybody... everybody does it... (c'mon everybody)
Maybe you should too
'cause you don't wanna be left out
You wanna be cool
It's not so bad bein' trendy
Everyone who looks like me is my friend
Please don't hate me because i'm trendy
(i'm gonna do it because it's trendy)
They're not gonna laugh at me again!
Everybody's makin' fun of me
'cause they say, i'm so trendy
'cause i do what others do
They'll make fun of me
They'll make fun of you
But i don't wanna be left out...
I wanna be cool!
(makin' fun of trendy people is the trendiest thing of all)

All the kids down in london
And everybody in new york city
If they listen to that "alternative"
If the're fourteen and lookin' pretty
They want me to be their boyfriend
They want me to be their boyfriend
I can take you any place you wanna go
I can show you anything you wanna see
I can be whatever you want me to be
I can be whatever you want me to be
All the girls in the back room
I won't miss 'em when there gone
Don't you know there ain't nobody
You're the only one that turns me on
Don't you want me to be your boyfriend?
Don't you want me to be your boyfriend?
I can take you any place you wanna go
I can show you anything you wanna see
I can be whatever you want me to be

Was gonna call my friends and get 'em all together
I was gonna go and start a band,
But everything i wanna do has already been done.
Why would i wanna go and do it again?
Everybody... plays guitar.
Well, she's so cute (if you know what i mean)
She's the cutest little girl that i've ever seen
Maybe she'll like me if i play guitar
Maybe she'll like me if i'm the lead singer, yea, oh yea!
There's so many bands, and we all look the same...
I just saw them up on stage and i don't remember how good they played
'cause they can't sing, but i'd pay just to see her face
Yea, yea, yea, yea...
Everybody's in a band yea, yea, yea
Have you heard of my band?
Oh, ooh, ooh
We try to be different,
But i guess that's nothing new.

Theres a little girl i know
You might know her too
She looks so good
She looks so cute
Standin' next to you
And i don't know what to do
I want your girlfriend to be my
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend
She's so fuckin' cute
I wish that she was mine
She's so fuckin' cute
I'm gonna lose my mind
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to do
Maybe i could kill you
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend
Cause shes so cute i dont know what to do
Maybe she could love me too
I want your girlfriend to be my girlfriend