Crystal Ball

Puss

Expert lover, my baby
U ever had a crystal ball?
Expert lover, my baby
U ever had a crystal ball?
Ooh, expert lover, my baby
Ever had a crystal ball?
Expert lover, my baby
U ever had a crystal ball?

As bombs explode around us and hate advances on the right
The only thing that matters, baby, is the love that we make 2night
As little babies in make-up terrorize the western world
The only thing that matters, baby, is love between a boy and girl

Oh, expert lover, my baby
U ever had a crystal ball?
Undercover, no maybe
All 4 fun and fun 4 all

I can't remember my baby's voice cuz she ain't talkin' no more
Only the sound of love and prayer echo from the yellow floor,
Yellow floor
Huh, she's sayin'

{"jam of the year" plays in bg}

Let's see, body oil - check
Incense - check
Environmental records - double check!
I'ma get some serious drawers 2night, think i ain't?
Let's see, if i tell gilbert and 'rome 2 meet me 11 then i creep at
10
That'll give me an hour of free reign
Mo' drawers (mo' drawers)

9:30 - gettin' dressed
I had a couple sips of wine
Boo! - i swear 2 god
My suit was hangin' fine
Everybody at the club freaked
When i stepped from the limousine
They said - "ooh, it's good 2 see ya"
I said - "oh, it's good 2 be seen
U know what i mean?"

Tell u what's good
It's a good thing we live close cuz i almost suffocated in that car
Next time i won't wear so much paco rabinni or whatever that
Stuff...
I wonder if they got potato chips up in this...
Man, this ain't like them house parties we used 2 go 2
That's alright, i'm clean

2night, hey, i'm a movie star
I see myself on a silver screen, huh
2night, it don't matter who u are
I'm the only star on the scene
U know what i mean?

Man, i hate makin' movies
But i like that money, think i don't? hmph

Check me out
I just walk in, don't even find a seat
Just threw my coat right on the floor
Grab somebody 4 a quick dance
Boy or girl - it don't matter no more, i'm hot!
Ha, ha, ha

Yeah, one of 'em.
Yeah, one of them nice breezy motherfuckers

Nigger. what u lookin' 4 nigger?
Oh hold it, stop
Motherfucker didn't even have the headphones on
U. u.

This song is called.
This song is called bacon skin, hit me
It's dedicated 2 my first wife
Her name is, oh lord, cloreen
She's just fat, hit me

2 nasty
I said now big dumb u
U. bacon skin
Just fat, but u know where it's at
I wish u was thin
Cloreen bacon skin

Brotch, u can't fuck with that, look out
And the band said
And look out, said
Wait a minute, i said
Bacon skin, hit me
Sexy
Don't touch noth. don't u touch snare or cymbal
U just tap, good god

I wanna sing 2 this girl
I said baby, wait a minute
When we're all alone
We try 2 make love
Somebody call u on the phone
I don't know what his name is
But i know, i know this is life
But that, that's real, baby, u my wife
Cloreen bacon skin, wait a minute

Oh good god, i said
Wait a minute
Oh, then the band said
Nice and breezy, nice and breezy, come on i said
Once more on the 1, come on
And the band said
That's alright, that's alright
U old motherfucker, u a senior citizen, look out
U can't fuck with me
I'll drive u 2 the ground
Ok jerome, open the high hat, here we go

Rumbling, rumbling, yes
Keep that pocket, don't get excited, come on
Yeah, come on, said splash
Good god
Everybody say cloreen bacon skin
Everybody say
U can't fuck with that
Eruption in your face
I'm 2 sexy, i'm 2 sexy, sexy one in the place, good god
I'm sexy, lovesexy right down 2 my feet, good lord
And i'm sexy, good god, with the bacon meat
Pork meat, close the high hat up, come on say

I can smell that shit
That's nasty, 2 nasty
Y'all let me go, look out
Good god, nasty bass
Good mutha, eruption in your face
Good god, look out said

Cloreen, i got somethin' 4 ya
What's the matter, don't u like me?
Am i 2 old?
Splash, oh shit!
Oh shit

I can't stand it, i can't stand it
Now when i look in the mirror
And i see this ugly face, good god
I just wanna run, i wanna run over 2 your place, yes
I wanna see, good god, someone that's uglier than um, um.
I said, i said uglier than me
Uglier than me
Cloreen bacon skin

Nice and breezy, look out now
I said fellas, what's the word? {x2}
Look out
Bacon skin, come on, splash
What u go'n do with that?
Everybody, everybody come on, dance
Everybody come on, dance
We ain't gonna put no more instruments on this
Just me and bacon skin
Alright, that cloreen's brother 4 my drummer, look out
Oh shit, my hat done fell off
Oh, somebody gonna see my bald spot
Good god, i don't care
I got bacon skin
Bacon skin on my plate, good god
I want 2 love ya
Cloreen, why u wanna make me wait?
I wanna get sexy, i said
Oh lord, i said
I wanna get sexy
Cloreen, come on, get down
Come on, splash

Come on, good god
Cloreen's brother alfred
Alfred, alfred, i need u 2 talk 2 me son, come on
Alfred, good.
Come on, alfred, talk 2 me now
I wanna. i got 2 hear u say, say alfred
I can't hear ya, come on, talk 2 me now
Alfred, come on, talk 2 me now
Come on, bacon skin
Alfred, do u hear me talkin' 2 ya?
Alfred, don't, don't ignore me
Say nigger, say
Talk 2 me, come on, come on, talk
What cha need, what cha need?
U wanna, u wanna open your hat?
U wanna open your hat? well open it up, come on, get down
Yes!
Come on
The volcano erupt in your face, good god
Oh lord, old nasty
Alfred, talk 2 me alfred, come on
Oh lord, i can't stand it
Talk 2 me alfred, come on
There u go, come on, lord
Alfred
Everybody else come on and dance, good god
Come on, everybody dance
Alfred, come on and dance
Dance
I can't stand it, i can't stand it, oh dance
Oh lord
Alfred, jump up on the bell, come on, let's go, good god
Good god, oh shit
Old motherfucker say, i wanna say
We gonna take it home, yes we is
Rumbling, look out
U can't fuck with that shit, yes
Turn it up one time, come on, i said dance
Shit, oh lord
Look out, i'm outta phase, i can't stand it
I said uh
I wanna see some of the bacon skin
Cloreen, cloreen
U can't fuck with that, talk 2 me alfred, come on
And the drummer say
Oh shit, alfred
Well, where the hand claps at?
Good god, alfred
We done burn the house down
Burn it down, burn it down, come on, come on
Say alfred!

We done burn the house down, we got 2 go
We done burn it down, we got 2 go
What cha can u say after that?
Sexy, come on, come on
Everybody get sexy

Cloreen, i wanna talk 2 ya
Cloreen, oh lord
Cloreen, u're the ugliest woman that i've ever seen
I'm not jivin'
Baby, there's one thing the lord loves and that's the truth
And baby, u one ugly motherfucker
I'm not lyin' 2 ya
U know the lord loves the truth, don't ya?
Well, why the hell can't u take a bath?
Cloreen bacon skin

Nice and breezy
We don't need no instruments
2 funky in here
Get sexy
Everybody get sexy
Yes, old nasty
This funk ain't goin' no place
Cuz it's old, it's old and sexy
Cloreen bacon skin

Pound on the floor tom one time, come on
Yes
We go'n. wanna go 2 the jungle one time
We gonna go 2 the jungle, good god
Go 2 the jungle one time, good god, said
And the band say one time
Good god, band said
Blisters, i got some blisters, good god
All my brothers and sisters, good god
Bacon skin, good god
Everybody come on

Everybody
Bacon skin
Alfred, we got 2 get the hell outta here
Oh lord
Let's go over, yo, let's, let's.
Is this where u live alfred?
Is this where u live?
Oh shit, this a nasty place, this is nasty
Everybody
This is nasty alfred
Mmm, i like it, i like it
We, we can't stay here, we got 2 go
We got 2 go alfred
Oh shit, 2 funky
We got 2 go alfred
U got any old james brown records? huh?
Good god, everybody, lord

Come on alfred, pack your shit
We got 2 get the hell outta here
Open the hat one time, put on your hat, come on
Yes, oh shit
Put on your hat, good god
Oh lord, jump up on the bell alfred, come on, get your coat
Yes!
That's a nice coat alfred
How much u pay 4 that?
That much, huh?
Yeah, i like it
U're glad i like it, huh?
Yes
Oh shit
I said oh lord
Put on your boots alfred, let's go
Ahhh!

This is what it's like in the dream factory, oh!

Hollyrock ain't all it seems (lordy)
Don't get 2 serious, it's just a dream
Don't forget your friends, they're all u've got (lordy)
Listen 2 the story of a man i am not

Party all night, hangin' out
In the streets more than i be at home
I take a pill 2 wipe away my doubts
But a pill can't cure my bein' alone
Vodka and 7 straight 2 my brain
Put me under false impressions, hide all my pain
Somebody help me, i'm losing control

This is what it's like in the dream factory, oh!

Everybody got the big dreams (hey lordy)
But nobody got the bucks
Love and trust will help u make it in a world (everybody)
Where there ain't no love, ain't no love

Dig...
A man came up 2 me, smile in his eyes
He told me i was a saint
So i'm quittin' my friends much 2 their surprise
I can't live up 2 the picture that they paint
Ah somebody help me, i'm losing control (ow!)

I guess i'm just a sucker in the dream factory, oh!

Lordy
La, la, la, la, la (sucker)
Got 2 drive
(it's just a dream) {x3}
Look out

Do u wanna party?
Do want a pill?
How about a false impression?
(thrills, spills, chills)

This is what it's like in the dream factory, oh!

Ow! yeah
Up a little bit
(dream factory, oh)
Party all night, hang up on the side, i said "uh"
(do u wanna party?)
I can't make up my mind
(how about a false impression?)
I can't seem 2 live with no pictures (thrills, spills, chills)
Somebody got 2 help me! (just a sucker)
I'm losing control (just a sucker)
I guess i'm just a sucker in the dream factory, oh!

Guess i'm just a sucker in the dream factory, oh!
(just a sucker, motherfucker!)

Good love, u got a

What am i gonna do?!

Poompoom poompoom poompoom poompoom poompoom
Poompoom poom {x4}
{repeat phrase in chorus}

4:57 with u on the mind
I'm cravin' u so much - shit, i crave u all the time
Sweet chemistry we got
My blood's runnin' so hot
Every time i think about the poompoom

Poompoom
I can't stop thinkin' about u (poompoom)
Every day and night, girl (poompoom)
Poompoom
I can't stop thinkin' about u (poompoom)
(poompoom)

4:58 and i'm hard straight
Licorice and goldenseal is all i ate
If u were here i wouldn't masturbate
Wishin' i was kin 2 your poompoom

Kin 2 your poompoom
I can't stop thinkin' about your poom (poompoom)
Every day and night (poompoom)
Yeah, hey, hey (poompoom)
Poompoom, yeah (poompoom)

Hey lil' shorty, what yo name is?
Catchin' all this wreck in the music biz
How'd u get that body my crew be mackin'?
How'd u get dem eyes? dem all yo lashes?
Honey, u number 2 on my chart
Before u get 2 one, u got 2 audition

I want 2 be an honest man
I'll be your slave, just understand
How much i need u
And if i died
We'll be 2gether side by side

With u i know i can stand, stand
With u i can be an honest man

18 & over

(come) {repeat in song}

18 & over, i wants 2 bone ya (yeah, baby)
18 & over (oh yeah, this is gonna be good)
18 & over, i wants 2 bone ya (yeah, baby)
18 & over (oh yeah, this is gonna be good)

Now wait a minute

This ain't nothin' but a little funky mac song
All i'm sayin' is that i wanna smack it all night long
On and on until the early morn'
Givin' up all u need so u can get your groove on
And as long as i got your attention (yeah)
There's a couple of new positions that i'd like 2 mention
Did u ever hear the one about the pinwheel? (no)
That's the one where i put your legs behind your head
And real dirty like, i'ma spin u around
And grab u by the waist and pump u 'til i hear my baby say
"oww!"
That's what i know u like
I'm your nigga now about 2 read your rights
And as sure as i'm a nasty boy (what?)
My girl, u know u got the right 2 make plenty noise (oh!)
Cuz this is your night and i'm gonna do u real good
Just like a kimosabi, bone ranger should
Come

18 & over, i wants 2 bone ya
18 & over (oh yeah, this is gonna be good)
Come
18 & over, i wants 2 bone ya
18 & over (oh yeah, this is gonna be good)

And [arrive]

That's what we layin' 4 in the 9 5
As long we know it's safe, we ain't riskin' no lives (yeah)
My doctor's name is feelgood, makin' it so i do
And if your name is "healthy" then it's cool with me and u
Just come - yeah baby, u should do all that
Come - yeah baby

(oh yeah, this is gonna be good)
18 & over, i wants 2 bone ya
18 & over

Hi yo silver, it's the bone ranger, i'll freak u 2 the marrow
With a little somethin' that i call the wheelbarrow
Walkin' up on your hands while i straddle your thighs
In goes the truth and out goes the lie
And before the beach gets 2 sandy (uh oh)
We'll call a wet towel, w.c. is handy
And it's all nice, comin' one, comin' twice
And if the johnny's sick, we'll have 2 take the trip 2 electricity
And check out the sights (check out the sights)
And check out the sights

When i blow that mind, baby (all night, alright)
I'm gonna drive u crazy (all night, alright)

(oh yeah, this is gonna be good)
18 & over, i wants 2 bone ya
18 & over

Electricity (electricity)

Plug it in if u dare, plug it in if u dare
This motherfucker's so fast, it eats underwear
So there, my little sweet sugar bear
If that ain't enough 2 make u throw your hands in the air
Then i'm all gone like the horns in this song (oh oh oh oh!)
Cuz i gots 2 keep u comin' 'til the early morn'
And if u like that, then u can come back
And if u don't smack and i'm out

18 & over, i wants 2 bone ya

When i blow that mind, baby (all night, alright)
I'm gonna drive u crazy (all night, alright)

18 & over, i wants 2 bone ya
18 & over (oh yeah, this is gonna be good)
18 & over, i wants 2 bone ya
18 & over (oh yeah, this is gonna be good)

Hey! {"cross the line" sample}
{"down on it" repeats in bg}

Say baby, what u waitin' on?
4 u, uh, ain't no other fish in the sea
What u waitin' on?
Acknowledge me

Acknowledge me, don't dog me anymore
I was here in the beginning and i'll be here 4ever more
Acknowledge me, i only wanna be your friend
I can make u happy baby, over and over again

Saw u at the party, u were lookin' so fly
Everybody wanted your number, u wanted mine
U came right up 2 me in one wink of an eye
U told me that u think of me both day and night and that is why

I've got 2 know how can u give your body 2 another
When your mind is here with me?
U need a friend much more than a lover
That's all i ever said i wanted 2 be

Chorus:
Acknowledge me, don't dog me anymore (no baby)
I was here in the beginning and i'll be here 4ever more
Acknowledge me, i only wanna be your friend (oh baby)
I can make u happy baby, over and over again

I'm waitin' 4 the phone call, but it just don't ring
I'm lookin' 4 a letter or a sign from heaven or anything
Everyday that goes by is another day i want u more
I'd give a million dollars 2 see u baby standin' at my door

I'll lay u down and tell u stories
About the way that we could be
And when u're ready 2 feel the glory (feel the glory)
I will only want 2 love u when it's somethin' that u need

Chorus

Not that u care 4 a silly rhyme frontin' an old clich

Ripopgodazippa, ripopgodazippa
If u flick of the pink plush, then this brother trippa
Start down at the bass then stop at the treble
Circle the midrange and up go me levels
"precious" by chant

Take my name, i don't need it
Nothing stays the same anyway
Take my fame, i can't use it
My girlfriend calls me lame, the game was over yesterday

Tell me, what's my name?
Tell me, what's my name?
What's my name?

Take this bass, i can't play it
It only makes me wish 4 the way it used 2 be
U could slap my face, but i got 2 say it
U never would have drank my coffee if i had never served u cream

Now tell me, what's your name?
Tell me, what's your name?
What's your name?
What's your name?
Come on!

Do u dream in color or do u discriminate?
Do u love others, do u love or do u hate?
Do u worship fire or do u worship a dove?
Do u live a liar or do u live 4 love?

What's your name?

What's my name?
What's your name?

(hold... hold... hold onto your wits!) {sample}

Break down
This is a bust (hold onto your wits!)
All u sorry motherfuckers up against the wall
If u don't play, bite the dust
Cuz in a couple of simple fuckin' phrases
I'm gonna hip u 2 the fuckin' place of
The brand new mad style, uh
Cuz these are the days of wild - hit me!
(hold onto your wits!) {x2}

Pop guns and weed? brother please!
We're 2 wise 4 now, since the other 90's was better suited 4 that biz
Back when dick was fuckin' liz
Before soda pop had fizz
Don't blame it on a jockstrap full of jizz
Mentality so insane
I got a tech-9 2 and it's called my brain
Shoot another brother? not 2day
Death from envy is the only way
Here i can tear shit up cuz that's my style
And these are the days of wild - hit me! (hold onto your wits!)
These are the days of wild (hold onto your wits!)
These are the days of wild

Hooker, bitch and ho, i don't think so
I only knew one and never told her though
I thought about many times (diss me?)
But that's the kind of shit that make u check your mind
Is your blood type the type that flows
Or is your blood type the type just stereo?
A woman every day should be thanked
Not disrespected, not raped or spanked
And if a woman ever said i did
Uh, she's a motherfuckin' liar and i'm a set-up kid
And i can tear shit up y'all cuz that's my style
And these are the days of wild - hit me! (hold onto your wits!)
These are the days of wild (hold onto your wits!)

Oh oh oh, by the way, i play guitar!

Tennis shoes and caps, now that's phat
Up until the day another wanna laugh behind your back
Sayin' we all look the same, huh
God bless america, home of the brave
I'd rather dress 2 make a woman stare
I'm puttin' on somethin' that another won't dare
It's a freezer burn compared 2 cool
And if u still got loot, then who's the fool?
Everybody wanna take the stand
Mind your own motherfucker, let a man be a man
I can tear shit up y'all cuz that's my style
And these are the days of wild - hit me! (hold onto your wits!)
These are the days of wild - hit me! (hold onto your wits!)
These are the days of wild - hit me!

Much props 2 the upside down double 6
Baddest, freezer burnin', head turnin', make a brother yearnin',
Sister walkin' the face
U know who u are
4 love

(hold onto your wits!) {x2}

Hit me! {repeat 2 fade}

Never say die, never say why (oh yeah)

Chorus:
Make your mama happy
Make somebody proud
Never say die, never say why
Stand up, touch the clouds

Billy got a test in geometry
He didn't study night before
He wants a steady job and a salary
So i guess he gotta study more
That's why we're sayin'

{remix of love sign from 1800-new-funk (1994)}
(we don't stop) {repeat sample in song}

Love sign {x2}
Love, love

Chorus:
If u're sick of evil knocking on your door
Throw up the love sign once and 4 ever more
If u'd rather make love and have a little fun
Throw up the love sign everybody and not the gun

In a chariot of red and gold
The cool, fuzzy voice said, "come save your soul"
Before the fear of rejection reared its head
He stood before the masses and calmly said

Chorus

In the day of where and why we all belong
Don't nobody wanna hear a silly love song
And if they did then we would sing it on the news
While u're aiming your gun at me and i'm aiming back at u

Chorus

Now
Song now
Everybody sing the song now

If u only had one year left 2 live
What good is the time u spend if u got no love 2 give?
Let's all get up off the front and find a cause 2 back
Then we can teach the babies replications of the act, of the act

Chorus {x2}
(sick of evil knockin', yeah)
(then ev..everybody, oh)
(we can have a little fun)
(everybody, oh yeah)
(oh yeah)
(4 ever more)
(make a little love now)
(we can make love instead of guns, oh)

Now