Presidents Of The United States Of America

Froggie jumped all over the stage that day
Froggie jumped all over the stage that day
Rolling stone magazine sucked him dry and made him king
Froggie let rip with a big burp
And froggie jumped all over the stage that day
Froggie jumped all over the stage that day
Mick jagger kissin' frogie's lips studying films of froggie's hips
His eyes are closed cause he's off in a world of ecstacy
Where froggie folks get the froggie scene
And froggie jumped all over the stage that day
Watch him jump
Froggie jumped all over the stage that day
Froggie jumped all over the stage that day

The rocket doctor came downtown to write prescription by the pound
And froggie spread it all around
And jumped all over the stage that day
Cause froggie jumped all over the stage that day

He got 50 000 in his flock
He plays arena animal rock
He can barely stand up straight but somehow he does
Make his way directly to the front of the stage and
Froggie jumps all over the stage that day

Watch him jump
Froggie jumped all over the stage that day

The show is over the band is gone the crowd is gone
His girlfriends gone his make up's all been sweated off
And he's all alone
He goes to fill that one last prescription
The one with the deadly description
He swallows it down
His brain explodes his eyes implode his tiny heart goes peuny pop
His shiny legs refuse to hop and he floats on down
To a buring place he looks around for a friendly face
The band is there patiently waitin' for froggie's brand new sonic creation
He starts to ribbit he starts to kick it
He starts to ribbit he starts to kick it
Froggie jumped all over the stage that day

Rolling stone magazine made him cry and missed the king
Froggie let rip with a big burp

Froggie jumped all over the stage that day
Froggie jumped all over the stage

Little salamander where did you go
The edge of the yard
I found you you know
All brown and hard
I can't get your body out of my mind
I can't get your body
I can't get your body out of my mind
I can't get your body

She goes smooth through my body yeah
Through my body she goes smooth
She goes smooth through my body yeah
Through my body she goes smooth

Little killer froggy where did you hop
Under the entertainment center
Realized you just couldn't stop
The worms found a hole in your booty they could enter

And i can't get your body out of my mind
I can't get your body
I can't get your body out of my mind
I can't get your body

You go smooth through my body yeah
Through my body you go smooth
You go smooth through my body yeah
Through my body you go smooth

Hey little lizard where did you slink
Left your cage door open
Under the basement sink
The drippin' water made your moldy body eyes open

And i can't get your body out of my mind
I can't get your body
I can't get your body out of my mind
I can't get your body
Can't get your body out of my mind
I can't get your body
Can't get your body out of my mind
I can't get your body

Can't get your body out of my mind
I can't get your body
Can't get your body out of my mind
I can't get your body

Under the island middle of a mountain
There is a big bad boomin' system
Blowin' speakers woofers and tweeters
Amplifiers melted wires
The parties exploded the core is corroded
Under ground the puget sound
Cause a shiftin' and a drifin'
Big black boom box stuck in the hot rock
It's in there flowin' it's in there growin'
You don't believe me that this scenery
Could be a cold blooded killer
It's gonna blow volcano
It's gonna blow volcano
It's gonna blow volcano

Now the island is shiftin' the plates are liftin'
The core is creamy docile and dreamy
Stopped up and steamy
Happy campers poop in there pampers
When the mountain becomes a fountain
Of white hot lava molten magna
Super sonic plate techtonics
Stero phonic lava and tonic
The boom is bionic
Sony shut down magnavox meltdown
Ballistic breakdown
Hi fi heatwave lo fi lava cave
That sulfur smells mt st helens
Pompeii was yellin'

It's gonna blow volcano
It's gonna blow volcano
It's gonna blow volcano
It's gonna blow volcano

Happy with no teeth happy here in hibernation
Slurpin' on a peach starin' at the situation
Kitty at my foot meowin' out a conversation
Rockin' back 'n' forth that's my only destination
Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch and that

Meeeeeeeee ow wow wow wow

Got a two string on my lap total subsonic vacation
Got chicken on the drums poundin' out a perfect prescription
Got twenty little worms all plug into amplification
Got fifteen hundred bass drum luggin' bug eyed monkeys
All arriving at the station

Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch and that

Me me meeeee ow whoa whoa whoa

Chris and dave's part sung at the same time improvised

Chris
I'm sittin' on the back porch kickin' my legs back rockin in my rockin'chair just sittin' there
On the little back porch it's about to fall apart
So i think i might repair it just as i'm thinkin about repairin' it
Some little friends come along with some two string one string
No string guitars hey chris wanna jam and they plug
Them all into the back porch and they sit around playing all their favorite songs
And kickin back feelin' real good real fine real full of the wine
And everything's fine everything's beautiful everything's great
And i just feel so good you know i'm seventy years old and
I'm slurpin' everything through a straw

Dave
I'm sittin' here on the back porch just eatin' chocolate pudding through a straw
And i heated it up on a little sterno stove tastes just like a warm body fluid goin' down little players comin' 'round pluggin' in their instruments feelin' good about themselves singin' origina
Gs by the original masters
And i'm sittin' there on the porch rockin' back 'n' forth in my little old chair

But i'm an old man on the back porch old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch and that old man is me
Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch
Old man on the back porch and that

You lynard skynard hat
And me little kitty
Sat across with a velvet jacket
Wild orange hair and dark dark eyes
I gawked like a 12 year old smitten
Carla the stripper straight from l a
You seem cool for a naked chick in a booth
Let's be pals someday in other words
Put some clothes on and call me

I saw you it was incredible

Slim relaxed buyin' wine at the qfc
On a snowy saturday night
Black pearls and i swear you were drinking beer
You were the redhead behind the counter there
I'm the one who fell out of his chair there
You had your dry cleaning and i think you're dreamy

I saw you it was incredible
Mumbled these words at you unintelligible
Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma
Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma
Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma
Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma
Ma ma ma ma ma ma hey you there what time is it

I saw you cool it was incredible

I will survive in my mach 5
In my mach 5 i will survive
Yeah yeah
I will survive in my mach 5
In my mach 5 i will survive
Yeah yeah

I bring the hammer down
A tiny crushin sound
And i'm in the yard
Smashing match box cars
An itty bitty crash
And my machine is trash
But i'm blastin past
With chickie on the dash
Chickie on the gas
Go chickie

I will survive in my mach 5
In my mach 5 i will survive
Yeah yeah

I will survive in my mach 5
In my mach 5 i will survive
Yeah yeah

The firecracker blow
An urge overload
The wild plastic fire
Smoke from the tire
Layin' a little patch
Without a single scratch
Between the hammer and the rock i
Can see bright blue mach 5
It's my mach 5
Oh

Oh my goodness
It's the most beautiful little thing i've ever seen in my life
It's blue on the outside and all creamy on the interior
Yeah
I can't bring myself to smash it
So i take it for a ride on a sunny summer sunday afternoon
I'm riding with the top down
Riding with the top down
Riding with the top down
Hell i blew the top right of my car

I will survive in my mach 5
In my mach 5 i will

I will survive in my mach 5
In my mach 5
Yeah i wanna go
I wanna go
I wanna go
I wanna go

I can't explain glacial motion
Or why los angeles don't drop into the ocean
I can't unfold the layers of mystery
Or piece together the tragedy of history
'cuz those lucky suckers they don't have to work
Big 3 d billboards and big 30 foot smurfs
And everybody wants to be naked and famous
Everybody wanna be just like me i'm naked and famous

I met a poet said she didn't like the smell of it
Then took her clothes off in a restaurant for the hell of it
I met a dj who lived in seclusion reality and sobriety were her only delusions

And those lucky bastards they don't have to work
Big 3 d billboards and big 30 foot smurfs
And everybody wants to be naked and famous
Everybody wanna be just like me i'm naked and famous

Woo uh hoo hoo hoo
Wow ah hoo hoo hoo

Well don't get a nosebleed don't get upset
We can't be naked and famous just yet
There's a big gold dollar sign on the sunset strip
And you can send your friend a postcard it ain't worth the trip

Everybody wants to be naked and famous
Everybody wanna be just like me i'm naked
Everybody wants to be naked and famous
Everybody wanna be just like me i'm naked
Everybody wants to be naked and famous
Everybody wanna be just like me i'm naked

Wow wow yeah
Ah hoo hoo hoo
Whoo

Everybody wants to be naked and famous
Everybody wants to be just like me i'm naked and famous

We're not gonna make it
No no we're not gonna to make it
'cuz there's a million better bands
With a million better songs
Singers who can drum
And singers who can sing
Deep in my heart i do believe
We're not gonna make it
No no we're not gonna to make it
Cuz' we don't have the talent
And we don't have the time
And we don't have the patience
And we don't know how to rhyme

Deep in my heart i do believe
We're not gonna make it
No no we're not gonna to make it
Said no no no no no no no no no no
No no no no no no no no no no no
No no no no no no no no no no no
No no no no no no no no no no no

We're not gonna make it

I said i loved you and i told you on a tuesday
You say you're happy but your mind is slidin' sideways
You say you're happy but you're dozy in the theater
The goons keep grillin me wonderin' how i'm treatin' ya
I say she's happy that's all that matters
I say she's happy that's all that matters
Her clothes are crappy and her brain is badly battered
You say she's happy that's all that matters now
That's all that matters now
When i get you home in my room 'tween my sheets
And i got a chance to tell you face to face
How i feel about you darling now i say

You're a lunatic to love
You're a lunatic to love
You can hold my hand to stand up
Hey lunatic

I dropped you off at the asylum on a friday
You looked like hell but i said that you looked ok
You spent the weekend flailing round the trailer
I had to tie you down and strap on you inhaler

I wish that i could help you feel the cold breeze
Set up an iv of sanity
Say there's a spy in one half of your brain
Spyin' on the other half and it's drivin' you a little insane

But you're happy that's all that matters
You say your happy that's all that matters
Your clothes are crappy and your brain is badly battered
You say your happy that's all that matters now
That's all that matters right now

When i rescue you from those concrete rooms
Where they keep you tied up to your bed
Giving you shots of electricity every morning at 7 am
It's enough to drive a sane person crazy
Baby let me tell you how i feel about ya

You're a lunatic to love
You can hold my hand to stand up
Hey lunatic

Love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love
Love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love
Luncatic to love
A luncatic to love
A luncatic to love
A luncatic to love

A luncatic to love
A luncatic to love
A luncatic to love
A luncatic to love love love love love love
A luncatic to love

Let me tell you about a friend of mine
His name's boll weevil check him out
Spends all day on his big butt
And he don't ever ever get outside
I come to visit i bring some sunshine
And i just spread it all over the fire

He's stuck on his big couch stuck in his big shell
He looks at the tv and he's all right
I come from the drug lord the local drug store
Bug is a fly baby he's never uptight
And i wonder

Boll weevil why don't you get out of your home
He said i'm comfortable here i don't wanna move i don't wanna leave
I said boll weevil get right out of your home

Good bye i gotta stay i'll move some other day bye bye gotta go to sleep
And let the tube shine let the tube shine
Let the tube shine let the tube shine

Now i would tell you about boll weevil but that bug is just too scary
He's sittin there all alone i try to coach him out with chocolate pies
But he would not move a muscle and i tried

To make him see that the sun is shining outside
Make him see that the sun is shining outside
Make him see that the sun is shining outside
Make him see that the sun is shining outside
Make him see that the sun is shining outside

Boll weevil get right out of your home
Boll weevil get right out of your home
Boll weevil get right out of your home
Boll weevil get right out of your home

Now i would tell you about boll weevil but that bug is just too scary
He's sittin there all alone i try to coach him out with chocolate pies
But he would not move a muscle and i tried

To make him see that the sun is shining outside
Make him see that the sun is shining out
Make him see that the sun is shining outside
Make him see that the sun is shining outside
Make him see that the sun is shining outside
Make him see that the sun is shining outside
Make him see that the sun is shining outside

Make him see that the sun is shining outside
Make him see that the sun is shining outside
Make him see that the sun is shining outside
Make him see that the sun is shining outside
Make him see the sun make him see the sun
Make him see the god damn sun

A little blind spider took the wheel
Navigatin' grass blades completely by feel
Gotta sassy chassy sparkle in the sun
All four small bald fat tires rockin' through the sand and burnin' up
Little dune buggy in the sand
Little blue dune buggy in my hand

Okay i got a rubber band motor hummin' on the beach ready for fun
Quit spinnin' that web and come out and play in the sun
Eight thimble sized cylinders to be as smooth as you please
Spider's bad ass fat old abdomen stuck in the bucket seat

Little dune buggy in the sand
Little blue dune buggy in my hand

Squishy transmission was caught in drive
Spiderman was squintin' at the sand and the sky
Spiderwoman in the front seat screamin' go go go
He's ridin' the accelerator down to the floor with his fuzzy little toe oe oe oe oe

Little dune buggy in the sand
Little blue dune buggy in my hand

Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy

Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy

I let my thirsty boots wander all over
And they come home with lies about women
And in the evening toe up to the stars
Sun is comin' up and somethings feelin' funky
Old moldy korn club stuck in the mud it makes me
Wish for a million dollar view
Spend my last lone quarter on the korn klub's kool aid
And there's nothin else i'd rather do

There's nothin like a bath of fire
To get this deep down dirt outta me
There's nothin like a bath of fire
To get this deep down dirt outta me

Yeah
Razor fanged rattlesnake only tryin' to protect itself
I had to haul off and blow it's little head away
Sucked out the venom kept the little skin and
Meat found it's way onto my plate

There go my boots complainin' tellin me it's time to go stompin'
I'd better listen or they'll kick my ass

Hell is down there yawnin' hopin i fall head first in it
Nothing like a bath of fire to get this deep down dirt out of me
Nothing like a bath of fire to get this deep down dirt out of me
Nothing like a bath of fire to get this deep down dirt outta me

Nothing like a bath of fire to get this deep down dirt outta me
Nothing like a bath of fire to get this deep down dirt
Nothing like a bath of fire to get this deep down dirt outta me
Nothing like a bath of fire to get this deep down dirt
Nothing like a bath of fire to get this deep down dirt outta me
Nothing like a bath of fire to get this deep down dirt
Nothing like a bath of fire to get this deep down dirt outta me
Nothing like a bath of fire to get this deep down dirt
Nothing like a bath of fire to get this deep down dirt outta me
Nothing like a bath of fire to get this deep

Little puffy cloud with a tongue
Floatin' over a cheese puff rug a lug
If i had a choice between those two
You know i'd obviously choose the one with the puffy little shoes
Shoe oo oo oo oo oo oo oos my puffy little
Shoe oo oo oo oo oo oo oos

Little skinny chicken on my plate
Big skinny skinhead he's up to here with hate
If i had a choice between those two
You know i'd obviously choose the one with the puffy little shoes

Shoe oo oo oo oo oo oo oos my puffy little
Shoe oo oo oo oo oo oo oos
My puffy little shoes
My puffy little shoes
My puffy little
Shoe oo oo oo oo oo oo oos
Puffy little shoes
Puffy little shoes
Yeah urge overkill
I got puffy little

Take a ride inside my eye
And this is what you will likely find

Big hammer mud ball breakin' my bones
Soft shoulder salamander's up close and alone
And if i had a choice between those two
I'd absolutely have to choose the one with the shoes
Little monkey clawin' at my face
And people pack into the rock and roll place
If i had a choice between those two
You know i'd obviously choose the one with the puffy little shoes

Shoe oo oo oo oo oo oo oos my puffy little
Shoe oo oo oo oo oo oo oos
My puffy little shoes
My puffy little shoes
My puffy little
Shoe oo oo oo oo oo oo oos

Puffy little shoes
Puffy little shoes
Yeah

Good evening ladies and gentlemen hope you enjoyed the show
Good bye ladies and gentlemen it's time to go
Good evening ladies and gentlemen that's all the songs we know
Good bye ladies and gentlemen so let go let's go
Let go let's go
Let go let's go
Let go let's go
Let go let's go
Let go let's go
Let's go
Let's go
Let's go