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arrow right La grenouille de la Saint valentin

Une femme cherche un cadeau pour son mari à l’occasion de la Saint Valentin Elle se dit :”Pourquoi pas un animal de compagnie ?” Elle rentre dans une animalerie et tombe en arrêt devant une grenouille affichée à 5  000$!!!
Elle demande au vendeur ce que la grenouille  a de spécial pour valoir ce prix.
Le vendeur: “C’est parce qu’elle suce comme  une déesse.”
La femme se dit que c’est vraiment original et qu’elle fera  plaisir à son mari car elle n’aime pas trop faire ça… Et hop, elle achète la  grenouille emballée dans son bocal. Le soir, elle l’offre à son mari, lui  souhaite de passer un bon moment et va regarder la télé. Elle s’endort et se  réveille à 3 heures du matin. Son mari n’est plus dans la chambre mais dans la  cuisine, avec de la farine partout, des bocaux ouverts,la sauce tomate sur le  tablier, un cassoulet qui mijote… sous les yeux grand ouverts de la  grenouille.
La femme s’écrie: “Mais qu’est-ce que tu fais???”
Le mari  répond: “Je lui apprends à faire la cuisine, et après.. Tu dégages  !”.

Bandu2 - Herit.gif  Κατηγορία: Αστείος   »   1656 Διαβάζει   »   Ημερομηνία: 20/07/2009 02:48   »   Με: Mouhamadou-bamb ...

arrow right yassinerapO

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Bandu2 - Herit.gif  Κατηγορία: Αστείος   »   969 Διαβάζει   »   Ημερομηνία: 05/08/2009 11:36   »   Με: yassinerap_nawr ...

arrow right Tomate avec une cape

Qu’est ce qu’une tomate avec une cape ? Super tomate !!! Et un concombre avec une cape ? Un concombre déguisé en super tomate !!

Bandu2 - Herit.gif  Κατηγορία: Αστείος   »   922 Διαβάζει   »   Ημερομηνία: 20/07/2009 02:46   »   Με: Mouhamadou-bamb ...

arrow right pour les gens

li yhabna nhabouh nhatouh fog rass 3mama wali yakrahna nkarhouh hata youm lkyama

Bandu2 - Herit.gif  Κατηγορία: Αστείος   »   862 Διαβάζει   »   Ημερομηνία: 01/08/2009 18:29   »   Με: DOUDI

arrow right felicitation

tous dabord je dis bonjour a toutes lequipe de bandu2 et je prie dieu qui soie avec vous et vous protege vous et vos enfants pour moi je cherche une femme elegante afin de maider a ma vie artistique et partager avec elle ......

Bandu2 - Herit.gif  Κατηγορία: Αστείος   »   626 Διαβάζει   »   Ημερομηνία: 17/11/2009 10:19   »   Με: Bahaz

arrow right felicitation

tous dabord je dis bonjour a toutes lequipe de bandu2 et je prie dieu qui soie avec vous et vous protege vous et vos enfants pour moi je cherche une femme elegante afin de maider a ma vie artistique et partager avec elle ......

Bandu2 - Herit.gif  Κατηγορία: Αστείος   »   415 Διαβάζει   »   Ημερομηνία: 17/11/2009 10:19   »   Με: Bahaz

arrow right bonjour

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Bandu2 - Herit.gif  Κατηγορία: Αστείος   »   343 Διαβάζει   »   Ημερομηνία: 15/11/2009 16:52   »   Με: jojoanadu34500

arrow right caution

Elisabeth, soit sage ne fait pas ça avec une licorne c'est vrai une belle bête légendaire et tout mais elle pourrait de taire bobo surtout là------je te suggère un vieux comme moi, aucun risque de blessure facheuse---

Bandu2 - Herit.gif  Κατηγορία: Αστείος   »   229 Διαβάζει   »   Ημερομηνία: 04/07/2010 18:14   »   Με: Nouguil

arrow right Understanding The Codes Used In HID Lights

Well, I do not know how HID lights can serve me but I set out on a hunt for them, only because most of my neighbors have got them for their cars, so I didn’t want to be spared out of the list. But the real confusion started with me, when I got into a store to buy  them. It seemed to me as if the retailers use some sort of code for these lights like the55w 1600k or an h1 or h7 bulb. I could not decide to buy any of them as I didn’t know which would be the best for my car. I got my work done with the assistance of one of my friends.   

I am sure that I am not the only victim of such confusions; there must be other people who may not be having any idea about these lights. So, I have decided to place this piece here.   

To start with these I would like to tell you that HID stands for high intensity discharge and HID lights mean bulbs that are capable of discharging highly intense light. These light are many times brighter than ordinary bulbs and with this feature of theirs, they have made the night driving harmless and less traumatic. 

To talk about the code of these HID lights, I can say that they are categorized according to the capacity of producing the high intensity discharge; even it may refer to the size of the filament. If you find a code with H, like H1 or H2 or H3 like wise. The highest size of the filament available in regard to these bulbs is the H12. 

You may find the same coding for the halogen bulbs that are available in H fittings. This is particularly done to ensure that the lights correctly fit into your car. You must have commonly heard about the words 35W and 55W in connection with lights.  The letter W stands for watt which is the unit of power. The number denotes the power required by the light to glow.

Now, let’s talk about K which stands for Kelvin and is a unit of quantifying the temperature, color temperature in case of HID lights. A light of 1600k would simply mean a bulb with xenon gas that burns at 1600 degrees Kelvin.
http://www.hidonlinestore.com/

Bandu2 - Herit.gif  Κατηγορία: Αστείος   »   91 Διαβάζει   »   Ημερομηνία: 27/08/2010 06:47   »   Με: hidlights

arrow right Understanding The Codes Used In HID Lights

Well, I do not know how HID lights can serve me but I set out on a hunt for them, only because most of my neighbors have got them for their cars, so I didn’t want to be spared out of the list. But the real confusion started with me, when I got into a store to buy  them. It seemed to me as if the retailers use some sort of code for these lights like the55w 1600k or an h1 or h7 bulb. I could not decide to buy any of them as I didn’t know which would be the best for my car. I got my work done with the assistance of one of my friends.   

I am sure that I am not the only victim of such confusions; there must be other people who may not be having any idea about these lights. So, I have decided to place this piece here.   

To start with these I would like to tell you that HID stands for high intensity discharge and HID lights mean bulbs that are capable of discharging highly intense light. These light are many times brighter than ordinary bulbs and with this feature of theirs, they have made the night driving harmless and less traumatic. 

To talk about the code of these <a href="http://www.hidonlinestore.com/">HID Lights</a>, I can say that they are categorized according to the capacity of producing the high intensity discharge; even it may refer to the size of the filament. If you find a code with H, like H1 or H2 or H3 like wise. The highest size of the filament available in regard to these bulbs is the H12. 

You may find the same coding for the halogen bulbs that are available in H fittings. This is particularly done to ensure that the lights correctly fit into your car. You must have commonly heard about the words 35W and 55W in connection with lights.  The letter W stands for watt which is the unit of power. The number denotes the power required by the light to glow.

Now, let’s talk about K which stands for Kelvin and is a unit of quantifying the temperature, color temperature in case of HID lights. A light of 1600k would simply mean a bulb with xenon gas that burns at 1600 degrees Kelvin.

Bandu2 - Herit.gif  Κατηγορία: Αστείος   »   68 Διαβάζει   »   Ημερομηνία: 27/08/2010 06:45   »   Με: hidlights

arrow right If you want to dress it up a little

Only in times of ugly weather, where the possibility of flip-flops is 100% cancelled out, the Uggz can be rocked as hard as you can possibly rock them.Ugg boots are famous all over the world. Many Hollywood stars and celebrities have worn ugg boots on many occasions. It has  a special property to allow air to pass through it and it helps you to keep your feet cool. It is not only worn because of fashion but also for comfort and warmth which it provides.I am not going to steal your ugg boots as I have mine at my home. UUGG  Classic Mini Boots Salegg boots (sheep skin boots) are one of most famous styles in men and women designer shoes.These locations could be at your local department store or your favorite online shop. You can also get more from your UGGs by showing off your personal flair with a splash of color. While traditional UGGs are some shade brown, such as chestnut or sand, you can also find UGGs in white, black, gray and even pink! By choosing UGGs of differing colors, you can show off your personal style while also creating more attractive and interesting outfits to fit any occasion.When it comes to UGGs, however, you can enjoy a great deal of flexibility that you can't always find when it comes to fashion. In fact, it only takes following a few simple tips to dress up or dress down your UGGs depending upon the occasion.UGG  Classic Paisley Boots SaleOne simple, yet classic, UGG look is to pair your boots with a pair of leggings. If you want to dress it up a little, however, try putting on some slim pants instead. It was already called Ug before it became a trademarked brand. With the many stores carrying these boots now, you won't have to look very far for your favorite pair either.Being brought up in a household where boys outnumbered the girls I learnt that one thing you can never go wrong with when buying a present for a man is buying him slippers. Or, if your budget only allows for one pair of UGGs, go with a pair that is in a neutral color and pair it up with a colorful outfit that will help you stand out from the crowd. Bailey Button Ugg BootsThe styles you see will give you a good variety of choices for every winter weather need you have, too.

Bandu2 - Herit.gif  Κατηγορία: Αστείος   »   40 Διαβάζει   »   Ημερομηνία: 05/10/2010 05:48   »   Με: bestdennis

arrow right This had all the young ladies grabbing for their own pair

One of the most well known companies associated with UGGs is Decker’s Outdoor Corporation, the company responsible for the distribution of UGG boots in the United States and Europe.Would you ever go out with a guy wearing Timberlands with his Abercrombie khaki cargo  shorts? UK Ugg Boots  Beware of sites offering UGG boots for less than $50.00.  Usually they are not authentic. A pair of shoes for her usually costs me $40 or more.The Holiday Season, when it comes, brings with it a number of things. Great food, family fun (or family grief), the usual concentration of religious festivals, and in the United States, the celebration of Thanksgiving, a remembrance of what I would say a fictional dinner between Native Americans and European settlers. But as you may have noticed from the title, that is not what I'm coming to you about today. Ugg boots originated in Australia, and quickly started being seen on celebrity fashion icons in no time. This had all the young ladies grabbing for their own pair, or two, to the point that they were difficult to find. When you think of slippers you probably picture a slip on shoe that only covers your foot. The slipper boots come up over your ankle and not only keep your feet warm, UGG  Bailey Button Boots Salebut also your ankles and lower legs.Wear your Classic Tall Ugg boots tucked in or over your jeans, leggings or with a casual dress. The Ugg boots and footwear are originally made from Australia. These footwear are made from Australian Merino Sheepskin. It was said that the Sheepskin boots have been around already for 200 years. The name Ugg came from the word "Ugly". So it makes sense that we allow them a creature comfort of the 'ultra' comfortable footwear that Uggz sells. But thats exactly what it is, its a creature, a sheep to be exact. Now I realize that the feminist movement freed many women to express their fierce independence and leadership skills, but do we have to go as far as wearing Xena: Warrior Princess' footwear?  You can find this type of footwear in a wide variety of heights. Some boot slippers only cover the ankle while others go up as high as the knee.Bailey Button Triplet  Ugg BootsNow, the Ugg name is still just as popular, but you can find them in many different retail locations.

Bandu2 - Herit.gif  Κατηγορία: Αστείος   »   39 Διαβάζει   »   Ημερομηνία: 05/10/2010 05:46   »   Με: bestdennis

arrow right Création d'un blog

j'en suis fiér d'en avoir et créerun blog sur le net

Bandu2 - Herit.gif  Κατηγορία: Αστείος   »   7 Διαβάζει   »   Ημερομηνία: 15/03/2012 13:34   »   Με: niakatemama

arrow right Get to know the swtor credits

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Bandu2 - Herit.gif  Κατηγορία: Αστείος   »   6 Διαβάζει   »   Ημερομηνία: 26/06/2012 09:57   »   Με: yundu654321

arrow right Home-based video game

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Bandu2 - Herit.gif  Κατηγορία: Αστείος   »   6 Διαβάζει   »   Ημερομηνία: 26/06/2012 10:05   »   Με: yundu654321