The Booger Man

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)

Napoleon murphy brock (saxophone, vocals)

George duke (keyboards)

Ruth underwood (percussion)

Tom fowler (bass)

Chester thompson (drums)



White juice on his beard

Well the booger man

White juice on his beard

Get down

White juice on his beard

The booger man

White juice on his beard

In my room

White juice on his beard

Look at the booger

White juice on his beard

Then he was gone

White juice on his beard

Wait three hours

White juice on his beard

Didnt sing no song

White juice on his beard

I said: what youre doing

None of your bizz

Said what youre doing

He said: none of your bizz

His pants were sticking through his leg

Talk about the booger man

His pants were sticking through his leg

Right over there

His pants were sticking through his leg

Oh the booger man

His pants were sticking through his leg

Had a bear

His pants were sticking through his leg

The booger man

Wonder why

They ate after six

Wonder why

I said: what youre doing

Wonder why

With you ole tricks

Wonder why

Oh lord the booger man

His pants were sticking through his leg

In my room

His pants were sticking through his leg

Damn little booger

White stuff on his beard

Till my noon

White stuff on his beard

What youre doing

White cream on his beard

In my bed

White cream on his beard

With that booger

His pants were sticking through his leg

Instead

His pants were sticking through his leg

Somebody find

Smell my beard is what he said

Somebody find, find, find

Smell my beard is what he said

Somebody find, find, find

Sho was good

Somebody made me do this



The booger man get on down

The booger man had a crown

On his head now

Cleaned his shoes

In his bed now, playin the blues, oh yeah. ah, lord.



George:

Personally i aint got nothing against no boogers y'know every now and then you know . . .



Fz:

Yes, just listen to george all you boogers in the audience. this is georges plea.



George:

But see, what you have to remember that uh, in the final analysis, a booger to one is not a booger to all, he he . . . aint that right, aint that right?



Fz:

Thats right!



George:

Aint that right



George:

Please, get down ruth . . .



Napoleon: as chester would say:

A booger is in the eye of the beholder



George:

Sure is . . .


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