S&m Airlines

I went to the airport, but i missed my flight
I had to get out of this town tonight
Then a lady in black caught my attention
I couldn't figure out what was her intention
She told me about a flight that was leaving tonight
She could get me a seat and the price was right
She tugged on my pants so i jumped at the chance
I had no idea what was in store for me
She welcomed me aboard then she strapped me to my seat
She tied my hands and legs down and made me kiss her feet
She whipped me and she slapped me, and gagged me when i begged
One things for sure i'll never fly s/m airlines again
The stewardess in leather came walking down the isle
She put nipple clamps on me with a sadistic smile
The rain was so bad i had tears in my eyes
Then i looked up and there were two gartered thighs
Her ass was inches from me when she told me to lick
Before i could do anything she slapped my dick
So i followed he commands, my aim was to please
I spent the rest of the flight on my knees
The plane finally landed by the end of night
I had to get off of this torture flight
I asked her to release me, then she bit my lip
She said the ticket that you bought, it was round trip.
I'll never fly s/m airlines again
I'll never fly s/m airlines again
I'll never fly s/m airlines again
I'll never fly s/m airlines again

I trusted you at least i thought i could
I tried to believe when you said
I got a better job i can pay you back
Real soon. no! i don't do those drugs no more
I know my luck has changed my lifestyle
Has rearranged i'm on my feet
You'll never change your ways
Living from day to daze
Why don't you fade away
I've heard all this before
When you we're sleeping on my floor
You said only for a day
But as those 3 weeks passed
My patience didn't last nor my food

5 feet under he's got one foot in the grave
Would you look at him i think he's lost it
I don't think that he can be saved
He's got a down payment on his tombstone
He's not alone his whole life has been out
On a limb. just look at him, watch
Him get smashed and race bikes so fast
Just don't laugh, what will it say on his
Epitaph
Here he lies may he rest in peace
Hung on to life by the skin of his teeth
Pushing his luck thru the bottle he drinks
He's got a date with his maker and he
Doesn't want to be late make no mistake
He's a good friend so why might his life
Have to end, my friend i don't want to
See you dead
I don't want to see him dead
I don't want to see him dead
I don't want to see him dead

Can't u see how easy it becomes
Procrastinate, we're professionals
Get things done, you can't, too busy
Having fun we're professionals
Professional crastination its a way
Of life if you've got lots of time
Put it off cause tomorrow sounds
Much better than today
Always late, not sometimes, occasionally
Consistently, we're professionals
Professional crastination we're living
In a procrati-nation
Why can't we ever be on time?
Professional crastination its a way of life
If you've got lots of time
Professional crastination we're living
In a procrati-nation
Professional crastination