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1. _ Thank God It's Monday
I'm gonna tell you what i reallly think about mondays
Cause they feel like saturdays
When you don't gotta go to work everyday is a holiday
I wake up when i want to do anything i wanna do
Can't wait for tuesday
I really don't like fridays i can't what i wanna do
Sold out at the movies can't eat at the restaurant
Everyone whants to party but the bars full of cigarette smoke
I think i'll stay home i think i'll wait for monday
I live a 5 day weekend i gotta a year long holiday
Thank god it's moday
The only place i gotta be is at the show or on the first tee
Thank god for irony
Nevermind aggravation just gimme modulation gimme another key
I'll tell you why i like tuesdays, cause they're kinda like chrismas
Cme to think about wednesdays, are a little hanakah
Tursdays thanksgiving i'm talking about good living i think i'll give thanx
Thank god it's moday
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2. _ Louise
She gotta silicone cock sticking in her ass and one in her cunt
A butterfly vibrator straped tight to her clit
But who's got the remote control
That would belong to louise
She's got a new pet a real vaginal tease
You know that mommy's little is not gonna do
As she please
If she don't want to get a spankin
She like to sing like a six year old brat
Mommy discipline me cause you know i've been bad
Start with cat then she'll move to a crop
Neither one is willing to stop
She knows that girls just wanna have fun
With four piercing on each side of her libia
A little luggage lock connecting each one
Prevents her girl from going astray
Slut you think you've seen your master mean
You better lick my puss and asshole clean
Treat my clit like bubllegum
Bitch make me come
It's time for bed she'll secure her head
Between her thighs for a thorogh night suck
Along whiththis she'll be driking her piss
So louise don't have to get up
Two goodnesses in love
One resides below one reigns from above
One adorns cuffs while one covets keys
The purgatorial touch of louise
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3. _ My Vagina
My vagina has two set of lips, but i don't get
Monthly blood drips, my vagina hardly even used
My vagina got lots of extra skin. they took my
Outtie and made it and made it in. turning dounie into
Marie osmand
Operation succesfull, but now i gotta pee thru a
Miniature hole, gotta remember to put the seat
Down and when i wipe my ass i go from
Front to back cause i don't wanna bladder infection
I never tought i'd miss my vas deferans
I trade it for a pair of huge kins cans
Now i got to hang with lesbians
Operation paid up front now i show all
My friends my new designer cunt
They think i'm kinda weird but that's
Ok with me cause now i kick their ass from the ladies tee there's
Nothing finer than having a vagina
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4. _ Herojuana
Light the match burn the flower
Leave behind all the wrong why be
Sad when happiness can be bought for
A little more than free modern
Day prohibition are we men, are
We children at what age can i
Choose how to live the only real
Drug problem is scoring real
Good drugs havent we lerned our leson
The corner store has the finess scotch
But who's get uncut powder we
Just want what is ours dignity
If god created plants and buds
That i find and abuse then
Who the fuck are you to juge me?
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5. _ Total Bummer
go away sunny day
All the horny people sitting in front of their tv and thinking
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6. _ Stranger Than Fishin
Got a no string guitar, got a
Sunn beta head, i'm a rock & roll
Star, i aint no musician some things
Stranger than fishin, got a
Beat on a drum no how to sing
Outta key got some illegal drugs
I aint no musician some things
Are weird i know what i am
Weigh out another gram
Some of us have all the luck
No matter how much we fucking suck
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7. _ Bottles To The Ground
You know it when it's over
Doors are closing feel the
Sober staring at you
You better take
One last good look
One more round and
It's bottles to the
Ground smashing
Of the glass what a supersonic sound
You gotta pull the
Plug when it's time
To die bottles to
The ground
Theres a suitcase
On the sidewalk
There's a record in
A milkcrate, she'll be
Staying you'll be
Trowing wiskey
Over one lip
One more round
Then it's bottle
To the ground
Smasing of the
Glass a perfect
Imperfect sound
You gotta pay the
Piper when the rats
Are gone whoa whoa
All bottles
To the ground
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8. _ Pharmacist's Daughter
Give her a call for demorol and amal nitrate
I tell her dad don't worry sir we wont stay out late
I'm in love with her, the pharmacist's daugter
She's got my love, i got her drugs
Waking up in the afternoon can't wait to see her
Brigin in some colopin, i'm huffin ether
She's the one for me, without personality, i still want to see her everyday
We got a date and i can't wait to see my baby
If i wine and dine her she just might sedate me
She's so beatiful, she keeps my prescriptions full
She's got my love i get her drugs
Looks like i've gone and bought the pharmacy
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9. _ Dinosaurs Will Die
Sit back watch it crumble, see drowing watch the fall
I feel just ternble about' it, that's sarcasm, let it burn
I'm gonna make a toast when it falls apart
I'm gonna raise my glass abuv my heart
Then someone shouts thats what they get
For all the the years of hit and run 4 all the piss broke band on vhone
Where did all their money go don't we all know
Parastic music industry as it destroys itself
Well show then how it's supposed to be
Music written from devotion, not ambition, not for fame
Zero people are exploited there are no tricks up our sleeve
Were gonna die fight against the mass appeal
Were gonna kill the seven record deal make records
That have more than one good song the dinosaurs will slowly
Die and i do belive no one will cry i'm just fucking
Glad i'm gonna be there to watch the fall prehistoric music
Industry three feet in la brea tar extinction mever felt so good
If you think anyone will feel badly you are sadly mistaken
The time has come for evolution fuck collusion kill by five
Whatever happened to the handshake whatever happened to the
Deal no-one would break whatever hapened to integrity
It's still there it always was for playing music just because
A million reasons why all dinosaurs will die
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10. _ Theme From A Nofx Album
We're professional punkers, we come from the suburbs
After 15 years we're still having fun
Now we're over 30, not looking so purty
At least we got a beat up accordian
That's Erik our drummer, his father's a plumber
He drank enough booze to get Rhode Island drunk
Now sober but smelly, he's got one big belly
From living the good life provided by punk
Singin', singin', singin'...
Buy me a Beck's beer or pass me a bong
Gimme some bushmills I'll sing you this song
Open another big box of cheap wine
We're over 30, we're doin' just fine
Hefe's not satanic, he's one hip Hispanic
He grew up with one dozen cousins and kin
He wears baggy pants, he knows how to break dance
You've seen him do every impersonation
{Well, blow me down, Olive!
Heavens to Murgatroyd, it's Eric Melvin, even! Father!}
That's Melvin on six string - "So tell me I can't sing"
Oh I think you can, just don't do it 'round me
Stick with what you know, playing guitar solo
With Hetson and Watt in punk karaoke
Singin', singin', singin'...
Buy me a Beck's beer or pass me a bong
Give me some bushmills I'll sing you this song
Open another big box of cheap wine
We're over 30 we're doin' just fine
My name is Fat Mike, I'm obsessed with big lesbians
I've been a punk rocker for most of my life
I sing kinda flat, I'm not really so fat
But that's how I hit 'em, with hook or with slice
"I'm Kent I do sounds", look he's getting so round
"I'm Timmy The turtle", he counts and he clicks
"I'm gay... I don't care", someone please cut his hair
"I'm Limo from Scotland, so give me haggis"
Singin'...
Singin'...
Singin'...
Buy me a Beck's beer or pass me a bong
Gimme some bushmills I'll sing you this song
Open another big box of cheap wine
We're over 30 we're doin' just fine
Buy me a Beck's beer or pass me a bong
Gimme some bushmills, I'll sing you this song
Bum me a qualude or chop me a lime
We're pushin' 40 we're doin' just fine
{Buy me Newcastle, or pass me a bong
Gimme Glenlivet, I'll sing you this song
Open another big box of cheap wine
If you take the low road, then I'll take the high}
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11. _ Take Two Placebos And Call Me Lame
can't you see my soul worn on the record sleeve
It's goin up for sale as soon as it gets saved
Interrogation blues, once again i lose
You don't get to magnify my insecurities (i'll fuck your mom)
You don't get to site and sing my unhip-oracies
(not for sale)
Take two placebos then you can call me lame
Walk some in my shoes then tell me to fuck off
My oversized hat won't fit on your humongous head
(i'd trade a hundred days for one inside of you)
Take me to a cave, where i can't be seen
Solace makes the heart, pump adrenaline
I'm sick of being used, time and again betrayed
Give a man a key, he cannot not open the door
Give him something free and he'll resell it to the poor
(c'est la vie)
Take two placebos then you can call me lame
Walk some in my shoes then tell me i'm fucked
My humungous hat wont fit on your gigantic head
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12. _ Clams Have Feelings Too(actually They Don't)
birds are dumb cause small bird brain
But so are kids and old people
Some birds talk most other sing
I don't see you eating a talking bird
Pigs smell bad they roll in pooh
But so do kids and elderly
I don't see you chop off an old man's feet
Put them in a mason jar and pickle them
No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too
Actualy they don't have central nervousness
No manhatten style, clams have the right to smile
Come to think about it they don't have a face
They have no face, no place for ears
There's no clam eyes to cry clam tears
No spinal cord, they must get bored
Might as well just put them out of misery
I don't believe it's selfish to eat defenseless shellfish
No chowder for you clams have feelings too
It could happen to you, clams have feelings too
I don't think they do, clams have feelings too
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