Myths, Legends And Other Amazing Adventures, Vol. 2

We ride the wild sea
And if you want adventure,
It's the place to be
The sea wolves and the giant squids
Are coming up from the wild sea
And here's where i'll stay
For ten years and a day
We're on a quest to find hidden treasure
And mystery on the wild sea

Now the sun she's shining for everyone
But we'll set sail and we'll be gone
We're sailing on
We're sailing on

Sailing on and on and on and on
Into the ocean, into the sun
My boat, a viking, my dad and me
On the wild sea

Now we're taking on water
In the dead dog's galley
A man overboard everyday
Captured by pirates
In the isle of donuts
Rescued by some maidens
Who then ran away
And here's where we'll be
We never know what we'll see
We can battle ghosts
On the bottom of the ocean
Or ride the waves
Of the wild sea

Now the sun she's shining for everyone
But we'll set sail and we'll be gone
We're sailing on
We're sailing on

Sailing on and on and on and on
Into the ocean, into the sun
My boat, a viking, my dad and me
On the wild sea

Captain's log: 1978
We've been on the sea now for over three years
And the unbelievable things we've found and seen,
No man can write.
Things like the discovery of the purple pearl of pinoche,
The mysterious island of bigfoot women,
The seaghost in the isle of dread,
Pirates on the sea - pirates that no man can name -
The underwater bison family . . . and much more . . .

Sailing on and on and on and on
Into the ocean, into the sun
My boat, a viking, my dad and me
On the wild sea

Do you hear that son?
That's the voice of the sirens calling from the sea.
Quick! put some cloth in your ears!
Don't steer towards the island!

The wild sea is calling me
The wild sea is calling me
The wild sea is calling me
The wild sea is calling me

Dear spike,
I can tell that your company cares about its customers
And that's why i wrote this letter
To express my thanks to you in this endeavor
Today i got my stuff that i ordered long ago
And i wanted you to know that i also got the note
And now if you don't mind, i'd like to take some time
I hope you understand this letter from a grateful fan

I had a dream, a very strange dream
Where i was waiting for my package
Then up through the clouds
I saw this bus, a flying bus,
It was coming towards me
It hovered above, i saw my order
Floating down and softly touched ground
Then i saw spike, he was flying the bus
He smiled and waved as the bus flew away

I just wanna let you know
How grateful i am to you
I appreciate all the hard work
And kindness you put into

Dear spike
Dear spike
What a task it must have been
Dear spike
Dear spike
I'm so glad to know you didn't forget me

You didn't forget me, spike
I wrote you a letter
I ordered a t-shirt and a cadet package
You sent me a letter and said,
"it's on its way!"

I am the baker
I bake the cake
Make no mistake, i like to bake
Once i discover
My innate behavior
To mix, to make, to bake!

Up in the morning
To start my work
I cannot help wanting to bake a dessert
Like a gladiator
About to meet his fate
I enter my arena, bow my head and start to bake!

Flour, sugar, milk,
I send out for more
An unsung hero i need no reward
A short vacation i'd like to take
After i bake a chocolate cake

Sometimes it's mighty lonely
When you're all alone
(with a loaf of bread)
But i'm just doing my job
The best that i can
So the children can be fed

(b!)
I am the baker
(a!)
I bake the cake
(k!)
Make no mistake, i like to bake
(er!)
Once i discover
(baker!)
My innate behavior
(baker!)
To mix, to make, to bake!
(baker!)

(b!)
I am the baker
(a!)
I bake the cake
(k!)
You're the decorator and you decorate
(er!)
You take the credit
(baker!)
While i slave away
(baker!)
I mixed, i made, i baked!

I loved a girl named sandyface,
She lived outside of town
In a tent made of diapers
In the sand she laid face down
She had a pillow of cactus
And her bed was desert land
I suppose the call her sandyface
Because her face was covered in sand

And i remember her sandy face
And i remember her sandy smile

That sandy was the apple
Of many bloodshot eyes
And one day she fell victim
To a sheep in wolf's disguise
They said a man with banana bread
And a beehive on his chin
Sold my love to the grateful dead
Stole her land and then cashed in

There's a one-eyed dog
With horns like a yak,
Wax lips and a broken back
His feet in front face the opposite
Of his hind legs in the back
He tried to save that sandy girl
From the city man disease
But was stung to death
By all the pets
Of the man with the beard of bees

Oh, sandyface
I do recall
Oh, sandyface
I could not do it all!

Dr. rock was on a jog
Saw my dear in the parking lot
Selling grilled cheese sandwiches
In hippy slavery
Dr. rock tried to free my love
But he had no gun
So he dialed me collect
On 10-10-321
I got the call from dr. rock
Raced down to the scene
But sandy had been swept away
Into the rainbow sea

Swim, swim away
Oh, sandy
Swim so far away from him
Swim far away from this place
Just keep that sand on that face!

But it was too late....

I went back to that stinky place
Where i first met my sandy, but
Whitey and his beard of bees
Had built a pizza hut
So i bought a slice in memory
Poured sand on the cheese
And as i ate
Off that sandy plate
I missed my one-eyed dog

And now it's over
The tide has washed her face
And now it's

Oh sandyface
I do recall
Oh sandyface
I could not

I put my head down on my desk
To help me get through all this mess
I fell asleep and before i was done
I woke up in shock my whole arm was numb
I woke up in shock my whole arm was numb
I woke up in shock my whole arm was numb

I woke up in shock

-mommy?
-yes son?
-where does dirt come from?
-dirt comes from -

Pool party baby
It was a cool party
Cool pool party
La la la la
Pool party baby
It was a cool party
Cool pool party
La la la la

Popcorn, hot dog buns, and hamburger patties
All the food you need to feed the many hungry
Millions of people want in to my party
But it's invite only
And you're on the list baby

-your pool rips!
I cleaned it yesterday
-girls look cute!
In their swimming suits
-holy guacamole!
We've got chips!
So come on take a dip