1. _ Kill the Rock
i can handle this but i can't handle anything else
it's my own mistake - it's based on me and not on my groin
it's the little things in my pants that we're all living for
i never really knew what that thing down there was used for
yo yo yo yo yo yo - i kill the rock rock rock rock rock yo
then she killed my brain brain brain brain brain brain brain brain
nothing hurts anymore - nevermind... then she killed my
yo wicked gay but then today i think i'll be hardcore
if i forget to take my medicine then i'll be sick
i'm so hot to trot i'm stealing all my beats from the blacks
and from all the young girls is where i steal my act
yo yo yo yo yo yo - i kill the rock rock rock rock yo then
then she killed my brain brain brain brain brain brain brain brain
nothing hurts anymore - nevermind... then she killed my brain
i can't stand it
if i'm so wonderful then why am i so misunderstood?
everybody has a reason for it except me
it's the little things in my pants we're all waiting for
i never really knew what that thing down there was used for
yo yo yo yo yo yo - i kill the rock rock rock rock rock yo
then she killed my brain brain brain brain brain brain brain brain
nothing hurts anymore - nevermind... then she killed my
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2. _ Masturbates
death with the ba... ba...
death with the ba... ba... right gun
chuck it
television is good, but it is not the best
cause nothing beats the bare of your fucking breasts,
they're so big and so bad and so large
masturbation is good, but it is not the best
cause nothing beats the touch of your clitoris
it's so wet and so round and so deep
death with the right gun
i'm thinkin' i'm uh masturbates oh no
nothing but sweat inside my hands
masturbation is good, but it is not the best
cause nothing beats the feel of your Giant ass
it's so big and so round and so fat
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3. _ J
white the wall white the wall
white the wall plaster never catch on
the white wall plaster never catch on
you always have to do it with a big long (john?)
white the wall plaster it never catch on
we riding in pink with the walls
and the balls and the fetus
and the pink in the walls
and the bike and the fetus
and the pink in the walls
with the stripes and the pedals
got the bike wall never catch on
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4. _ F
who you calling a faggot?
yo yo - yo yo - when you out gay-bashing
i'm gonna be at your house fucking your girlfriend
in the ass
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5. _ Clarissa
every single one of you goddamn bitches ain't never gonna give me no love
i'm telling you every single one of you goddamn bitches ain't never gonna give me no love
every little thing you do - rock my
every little thing you do - fucking hoe
im a teenage bitch, i'm a teenage bitch, i'm a teenage bitch, Little teenage bitch
if you're so smart, explain this clarissa - pow
every single one of you goddamn bitches ain't never gonna give me no love
i'm telling you every single one of you goddamn bitches ain't never gonna give me no love
every little thing you do - rock my
every little thing you do - fucking hoe
i'm a teenage bitch, i'm teenage bitch, i'm a teenage bitch, Little teenage bitch
you're so smart
you're so smart
you're so smart
come hold me fergusun - come on and ride me now
come hold me fergusun - well i said i got nothing
come hold me ferguson - come hold me ferguson - come hold me ferguson
come hold come on come on ride it ride it pow
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6. _ M
yo yo muthafuckas is faggots yo
i say y'all be sucking dick man
bitches be eating pussy - know what i'm sayin?
bitch
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7. _ Holy S---
i'm fine then i die - holy shit
i'm flying so high - holy shit
i'm right cause i'm blind - holy shit
i'm blind because i'm flying - holy shit
i'm fine, how are you? - holy shit
i'm fine because i'm high - holy shit
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8. _ Z
77 years
star wars and jaws
star wars and jaws
star wars and jaws
where'd you go star wars and jaws - yo
wasn't that with all the double-teeth yo's jaws
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9. _ Played
i'm so happy - i have lost my edge
"fuck you, man" don't mean nothing anymore
i played it out out out out
i'm big enough to make a moral that i never really did
that i never really did
*** gibberish ***
(pick up the blush?)
big end so tight
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10. _ Cocaine and Toupees
you know it - you know that
i got the boom with the bit and you babies gonna flip - yo yo yo
you know it - you know that
i got the balls in the sack and the crackers in my crack - yo yo yo
you know it - you know that
because it's on - yo it's on motherfucker
oh it's on - yo it's on motherfucker
oh it's on - yo it's on motherfucker
with that cocaine
balls and the fresh and the babies in my crack - yo yo yo
i've been frank enough and in the way i have returned it to you
my got me right where i want
my got me very very hot because it's
on - oh it's on motherfucker
yo it's on - oh it's on motherfucker
yes it's on - oh it's on motherfucker
with that cocaine
balls and the fresh and the babies in my crack - yo yo yo
i've been frank enough and in the way i have returned it to you
cocaine - and you got it - and you got it - toupee - toupee
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11. _ Royally F-----
chuck it - you son of a bitch
mom, dad, why don't you finger me too?
i can't say the same for me - you son of a bitch
i could be so fucking cool
i will never be young
i will never be loved
i will never be wrong
so i am royally fucked - i am royally fucked
i love it - you son of a bitch
all of them dead now, let me be the same
oh oh - one two, one two - fall on my knees
i will never be young
i will never be loved
i will never be wrong
so i am royally fucked - i am royally fucked
ok - ok - ok - don't let them see me now
don't let them see me like this
i will never be young
i will never be loved
i will never be wrong
so i am royally fucked - i am royally... i am royally... i am royally... fucked
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12. _ Seven-Eleven
girls from seven-eleven stay up all night
24 hours a day
i said girls from seven-eleven stay up all night
seven whole days a week
i said girls from seven-eleven stay up all night
and i could get a discount
she may not be good-looking
she may not be good - no - no - no
she might not get down
but it's possible she stays up all night
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13. _ Futures
let me introduce myself
let me introduce my bad self
hundred beats per minute baby
don't mean shit to me - to me
this ain't no blast - this ain't no blast - this ain't no blast from the past
future - oh oh - this ain't no blast from the past
future - no future - your future
my dick's the bomb - baby
future - your future - your future
this ain't no minute for me
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14. _ Whipstickagostop
bust your ave.
yeah yeah
cantinflas was a body rocker
it's what i mean, not what i say
push it yeah - push it yeah
life - laws
what's this part yo?
yo yo yo breakin it down - yeah
left to the right to the
cantiflas... no - that's better
everybody get down
shakes to the left - push to the right
yo everybody come get down tonight
cantinflas was a body rocker
it's what i mean, not what i say
love motherfucker
i gotta pee man
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15. _ Boomin'
here she comes - she's the one
once again - right back at you baby
respect little girls
boomin' at your woman - yeah - you're boomin' at ya motherfucker
here she comes - she's the one - once again - right back at you baby
[geez - geez - geez - geez - geez]
or
[jeans - jeans - jeans - jeans - jeans]
unlimited again... unlimited all over again...
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16. _ Golden I
yo - i be that golden i
you watch me burning deep inside of you
i be that golden i
now i rock steady but it don't mean nothing cause
i ain't shit - yo and that's ok cause
I wrote the note so you can watch me hang myself - say
i be the cock in a jungle coming for you baby
i be the cock in a jungle burning
i'd meet a good girl but i'd make a terrible boy
i'd meet a good boy but i'd make a terrible girl
i'd meet a good boy - good girl - terrible girl
terrible girl - terrible girl
i be that golden i
and now me burning deep inside of you
i be that golden i
and now i rock steady cause i don't know nothing but
i ain't shit - yo and that's ok cause
I wrote the note so you can watch me hang myself - say
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17. _ Keepin' Up with the Kids
now, - what i wanna know is
why don't finish your home anymore knock me up and take my funk
cause i'm too old to be
i'm too old to be
keepin' up with all the kids
keepin' up with all the kids
some, some other way
some other place i could be real important
now, not anymore, i'm just a bore
and you should be disappointed
why don't finish your home anymore knock me up and take my funk
cause i'm too old to be
i'm too old to be
keepin' up with all the kids
keepin' up with all the kids
some, some other way
some other place i could be real important
now, not anymore, i'm just a bore
and you should be disappointed
now, no other way but rush the stage and take away my fortune
now - you should be dead and i should be dead
and no one would be disappointed
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18. _ Kick the Bucket
hey hey hey - what the - what the fuck's the problem
i'm so desperate
i don't know the things that are the best
i kick the bucket y'all - muthafuck it y'all
i don't need to feel this freakin' stressed
i don't need to feel i'm underdressed
i'm so desperate and so...
muthafuck it y'all
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19. _ Harry Truman
what the - what the - what the - ow
smoked by guns - i kill your peoples
i said "i'll do it sir"
smoked by crack - i kill your babies
he said "i'll do it sir"
every single day i got the white man working for me
harry truman
every single day i got the white man working for me
harry truman
shuffle the deck for me baby
shuffle the deck for me man
are you crazy are you crazy are you totally insane
1-900... ain't what you call for me baby
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20. _ Londen Bridge
Lon - Lon - Lon - Lon - Lon - Lon - Lon
Lon - Lon - Lon - Lon - Lon - Lon - Lon
London Bridge - London
London Bridge - London
Ya goddamn bitch - muthafuking - ow
Ya goddamn bitch - muthafuking - ow
Ya goddamn bitch - muthafuking - shit
this is for you
bitches know the hour anytime for
bitches know the hour anytime for
bitches know the hour everytime for
ow - you switch me sick
make me the prick - now this is for you
homegirls attention you must pay
homegirls - you must pay
homegirls already you must pay
you switch me sick
make me the prick - now this is for you
all the weed
all the weed
Ya goddamn bitch - muthafuking - ow
Ya goddamn bitch - muthafuking - ow
Ya goddamn bitch - muthafuking - shit
ow - you switch me sick
make me the prick - now this is for you
this is for you
this is for you
London Bridge - London
London Bridge - London
Ya goddamn bitch - muthafuking - ow
Ya goddamn bitch - muthafuking - ow
Ya goddamn bitch - muthafuking - shit
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21. _ I'm Your Problem Now
i love my mommy cause she fucked my dad
i love my mommy cause she fucked the shit out of my dad
i love my mommy cause she (oh yeah)
i love my mommy cause she...
i'm your problem now
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22. _ Planet of the Apes
i never noticed you were illegal
rise from a life in San Bernadino
no no no no no - this ain't no walk in the park
no no no no - this ain't no slap in the face
no no no no - this ain't no fuck in the ass
no no no no - this ain't no planet of no apes
oh baby yeah yeah yeah yeah - yes no do do do do
hey son check out my buns
i'm gonna make another record then i'm gonna double up
hey man this is my freakin' plan
i be da fucking fool - be wrecking crews across the land - come on
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23. _ Bitches
bitches love me cause they know that I can rock
bitches love me cause they know that I can rhyme
bitches love me cause they know that I can fuck
bitches love me cause they know that I'm on time
throughout the projects
done - done - this is how it should be done
this is how it should be done
this style style style done
pow - muthafucka - pow
bitches love me
love me love me love me love me
bitches love me
bitches love me cause they know that I can rock
done - done - this is how it should be done
this is how it should be done
this style style style done
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24. _ Dicks Are For My Friends
dicks are for my friends when they come to my house
i said dicks are for my friends when they come to my house
dicks are for my friends - they're for my friends
dicks - friends - my house
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25. _ Step Up Getto blaster
lately i've been ghetto blastin
so nope i don't need that rest - i say
lately i've been ghetto blastin
motherfuck me double o double o double o fresh
ghetto blasting
step up if you want to get
fuck hey if you want to get
fuck ho if you want to get
fuck hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
you could be right - that's a fact - don't get uptight - all the time
i'm an alright sucka and i'm gonna get a sucka
i'm an alright sucka and no punk motherfucker double one motherfucker
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26. _ I Hate Jimmy Page
i'm just another little faggot with a problem
fuckin' around over someone else's hard-on
i got the balls with the foul-smelling DJ
suckas can reach out and touch me and eat me
i lick clit - i like it
lookin' for love in all the wrong places
black ala mode with the mummified faces
am i animal, vegetable, mineral or - ugh
i'm a bad ass, tell me i'm a bad ass
i don't need you and i don't need a break
now if i wasn't here, i'd be out gettin laid
please please please sing the whole damn song
a 2 minute song is just one minute and 59 seconds too goddamn long
i hate jimmy page
kick those faggots off the stage
bite the future and fuck the past
my whole shit will never last
i hold the microphone with my butt now
who like that song 5-year-old Pantyshot
yeah yeah dat could be a real big record
cause it's got the bump with the molestation
i'm lower than most animals and fear what might be weird
and all those voices in my head have every right to be there
i ain't a girl just cause i rock the gold
i ain't a boy just cause i rock your world now
bad boy don't you touch my dolly
I pinch my ass with a mothafuckin smile on my face
and i get real stupid and you and you and you can't stop me
i'll show you how official midgets jack me off
i hate jimmy page
kick those faggots off the stage
bite the future and fuck the past
my whole shit will never last
one day i'm a do the fuckin' - i'm a screw the fuckin'
no cheese below is gonna show you who you is and there's no need to ask it
he put this out his back and he won't break a shit
when you say that he's nothing - i said that he's nothing
i make the laws - i be the lawmaker
when you looks me upside down don't forget to fuck yourself
you're so wrong with yo jive you don't know me
why the hell you come to gimme dis
you so wrong with yo jive
now there are some things in life i don't like
and this is what i just did
so i took a big hit of who da fuck gives a shit
yo - not i - i am destined to die no
and ADD to me means you don't have to ask me why now
why do you guys got the ball day rock - ooh
i hate jimmy page
kick those faggots off the stage
fuck the future and bite the past
cause my whole shit will never last
i'll show you how official midgets jack me off
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27. _ Last Time I Tried to Rock Your World
that is the
last time i am stupid enough to think that i could rock your fucking world [x2]
it ain't like no phat motherfucker's gonna listen to me anyway
you know i'm only around here for a couple more years
yo - if i am really lucky now
last fucking time i was stupid fucking enough
think that little me could rock your fucking world
i demand my payment in cash [x2]
i do services only i appreciate
you keep givin' me bullets and all i want is my money
never again [x4]
i demand my payment in cash [x2]
last time i am stupid enough to think that i could rock your fucking world [x2]
never again [x4]
i learned my lesson
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