unknown

John and jackie are up the tree
K. i. double s. i. n. g.
'cos i know, i know, i know, i know
I know, i know, i know, i know
Dave and angie are up the tree
K. i. double s. i. n. g.
'cos i know, i know, i know, i know
I know, i know, i know, i know
George and mildred are up the tree
K. i. double s. i. n. g.
'cos i know, i know, i know, i know
I know, i know, i know, i know
Bill and hilary up the tree
They're not i. n. h. a. l. i. n. g.
'cos i know, i know, i know, i know
I know, i know, i know, i know
Tom and jerry are up the tree
K. i. double s. i. n. g.
'cos i know, i know, i know, i know
I know, i know, i know, i know

I love you
You love me
K. i. double s. s. i. n. g.
Look at us
You and me
K. i. double s. s. i. n. g.

Anne and valerie up the tree
K. i. double s. i. n. g.
'cos i know, i know, i know, i know
I know, i know, i know, i know
Albert and marilyn up the tree
K. i. double s. i. n. g.
'cos i know, i know, i know, i know
I know, i know, i know, i know

Sid and nancy are up the tree
K. i. double s. i. n. g.
'cos i know, i know, i know, i know
I know, i know, i know, i know

Yeah, i'm sick of this
England's sh**
It's slashing down
We are drowned
Star is here
Drinking beer
Star is scrawled
On my wall
C.i.d.
They follow me
I kidnap star
In my car
A t.v.r.
We'll drive to prague
And stop at mars
And we'll be

Taking star to l.a.
We'll drive to vegas for the day
We want to sit in the sun
And take it easy
Take it easy

Yeah, mam's got cake
Belly ache
Feeling sick
Through kuwait
Stole a tank
Drove to france
Star's amazed
In a trance
M53
Hit a tree
Crashed my car
I killed star
Stowaway
On a ship
Dodge the pigs
What a trip

I'm gonna sit on my own, maybe all alone
I'm gonna lie on the couch, but i won't go out
She'll take it easy again, ending up in hell
Just like the scum of the earth, but i'll crash here first

We're all in this together
Ski jump nose forever

Yeah, say we're gonna keep it together
Yeah, say we're gonna keep it together
Yeah, i don't wanna talk about it

She's gonna get herself out from her plastic town
She's gonna get out her house, gonna get down south
She'll take it easy again, she'll end up in hell
She's only playing the game, change her name again

You were the seven deadly sins
Making sense in your 'screw me' dress
The beautiful ones just slip away
To a mirror where we used to kiss

With your disco heartbeat
You're not even human
We're so electric
Do you have no passion?

Bring your sunshine to me, oh electric man
Bring your sunshine to me, oh you're so electric man
To me

Everything i touch
Just falls to bits

So trust in me
It brings us close
Electric man
Will save our souls

Bring your sunshine to me, oh electric man
Bring your sunshine to me, oh you're so electric man
To me

So i took advice and changed a little
Hope that others like me more
Hope that you would trust me once again
Once again, once again
I am lonely once again
I hope that you would trust me once again

Bring your sunshine to me, oh electric man
Bring your sunshine to me, oh you're so electric man
To me

Bring your sunshine to me, oh electric man
Bring your sunshine to me, oh you're so electric man
Bring your sunshine, bring it to me
Bring it to me, bring it to me
Ooo-ooh, ooh-ooh, la la la la, la la, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Ooo-ooh, ooh-ooh, la la la la, la la, yeah yeah yeah yeah
(repeats to fade)

Bigger head, you got no bread in our house
Now look how you have got like this

Now they sleep in seperate bedrooms
Since they missed the jackpot on family fortunes
Yeah, oh yeah

How long, how long to go
Do you think that we are funny if we do it alone
How long, how long to go
Ain't it funny if we carry on they know we will moan
How long, how long to go

Stupid sod, you shout the odds in our town
You buy a box and call it home

You've never been that much of a thinker, oh
Been a secret lemonade drinker, wanker, oh, oh-oh

Wake up and look at all these things i bring you
Living on the handouts you collect in a cake tin

I'm gonna sit on my own, maybe all alone
I'm gonna lie on the couch, 'cos i won't go out
She'll take it easy again, ending up in hell
Just like the scum of the earth, but i'll crash here first

We're all in this together
Ski jump nose forever

Yeah, say we're gonna keep it together
Yeah, say we're gonna keep it together
Yeah, i don't wanna talk about it

She's gonna get herself out from her plastic town
She's gonna get out her house, gonna get down south
She'll take it easy again, she'll end up in hell
She's only playing the game, change her name again

Nik nak paddy wak, chad's got an anorak

Glad you're tuned to ski jump nose, so come on down and
Hide our shame, you love, you love the fame

Dear mavis i'm compelled to write this letter
In the hope that you may soon be getting better
I've a feeling you should go and see a doctor
If you haven't then you know you really oughta
I was worried so i went to see the vicar
But before i could confess he first confessed to be a stripper

Dear mavis it was very strange to see him
So i thought i'd write and ask your opinion
Should i grass on him, report him to the cardinal
Or wether i should egg him on to turn professional
If i dob on him they'll call him plastic scouser
But the only thing the stripper wears is plastic trousers

Mavis' opinion is all we really seek
Mavis' opinion is all we

Should we lie while he's still alive
Should we lie while he's still alive
'cos when the vicar strips he gets away with it

Dear mavis thought i'd follow up my letter
Drop a line about the fate of our poor vicar
Very tragically his time on earth is ended
Found him gagged and bound in stockings and suspenders
Dear mavis if you tell us what our thoughts are
And i hope that they're not biased 'cos you are the vicar's daughter

Mavis' opinion is all we really seek
Mavis' opinion is all we

Should we lie now that he has died
Should we lie now that he has died
'cos when the vicar strips he gets away with it

And we know him as our vicar
And by night a part-time stripper
And the vicar got suspended
In his stockings and suspenders
And he's making wine from water
While he dresses like his daughter
And we know that he's a rip off
'cos we've seen him with his kit off

Should we lie now that he has died
Should we lie now that he has died
'cos when the vicar strips he gets away with it, oh fuck

Yes i'm sick of this
England's shit
It's slashing down
We are drowned
Star is here
Drinking beer
Star is scrawled
On my wall
C.i.d.
They follow me
I kidnap star
In my car
A t.v.r.
We'll drive to prague
And stop at mars
And we'll be

Taking star, oh yeah, to l.a.
We'll drive to vegas for the day
We want to sit, oh yeah, in the sun
And take it easy
Take it easy

Mam's got cake
Belly ache
Feeling sick
Through kuwait
Stole a tank
Drove to france
Star's amazed
In a trance
M53
Hit a tree
Crashed my car
I killed star
Stowaway
On a ship
Dodge the pigs
What a trip

Wake up flower, you're smelling of roses
Drawing posies to keep in a hole in your floor
Oh yeah, oh yeah, keep it in a hole
Keep your gear in a bin in your kitchen
Thelma viaduct lives in a hole in your lid
Oh yeah, oh yeah, keep it in a hole

I don't want your cold
So keep your hands across your nose
You've become a state
A total waste of space
No, no, no

We, we need a decision from you tonight, oh yeah
We need you to tell us that we are right, oh yeah
We need you to tell us that we, that we are right

Wake up flower, you're smelling of daiseys
Cardiac heartache will tell me you're lazy, oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah, tell me that you're lazy
All white trash tonight my beauty
Skinima nosebreak is having a bad day, oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah, having such a bad day

We're only the band
We're only the band for you, yeah

I hang glass from the wall, it makes my life seem big
Mirrors hang from my wall, to make my world seem big

You forced me to do things i wasn't aware of
And this is our secret and everyone does this
My future is written in closed circuit evidence
Me and my self-denial will keep you from justice and free

I wriggle and squirm as you try to convince me
And everyone stares, they know what i've been up to
The pressure engulfing me, memories orbiting me
Fits epiletic in waves leaping over me

No contact of flesh and no tongues and no touching
No fear of disease and i can't take my clothes off
I want to get fucked like a whore in a porno, it's me
Don't tell anybody, it's our dirty secret, it's me

I will protect you and shield you, prevent you from danger
You've intruded and taken away all my sweetness
But somehow these mirrors they make my existence seem bigger
Somehow these mirrors they make my existence seem bigger

I hideout from the fakes i know
The secret lies in keeping small

Catching on with such arrogance
A behaviour so typical
And i'm sick of the fakes i know
So i hide out here on my own

My memories they don't count in time
What i have, keep it to myself

If i start this small debate
The centre of the universe is gone for sale
If my melody should fall
The tune is unimportant as i said before
Or did i say it was the words, i should

Standing in grey lantern light
Mavis looking sexy through her dress it shines
Hiding in the vestry she recites her lines

I can't see you, i love you, i miss you
I can't see you, i love you, i do

If i feel god watching me
I control the actions of his destiny
So my sentiments ring true
Feel him in the mirror laughing back at you
Or did i tell you how it seems, i should

If i start this small debate
The centre of the universe is gone for sale
And so my melody did fall
The tune was unimportant as i said before
Or did i saw it was the words, i should

I'm in a wide open space, i'm standing
I'm all alone and staring into space
It's always quiet thru' my ceiling
The roof comes in and crashes in a daze

I'm in a wide open space, it's freezing
You'll never get to heaven with a smile on your face from me
I'm in a wide open space, i'm staring
There's something quite bizarre i cannot see

I'm on the top of a hill, i'm lonely
There's someone here to shout to miles away
I could be back in my house, for i care
They do not hear me, it's the same old case

Needing, dying, parasite the same
Just to be removed from all your ways

I know that you know
I know you know
I know you know
I know that you know

Born without feeling, growing from reading
Parents for breeding, inherited feeling
Born without feeling, growing from reading
Parents for breeding, inherited feeling
The impending collapse of it all

I can feel it, preconditioned fall
Recognise the fear inside us all
Knowing all that's ever gone before
Understand collapsing of it all

I'm not getting sleep at night
My insomnia's a pain
Problems i create myself
I drag here from the day
Harsh words i keep them to myself
Hearing my problems serves to destroy
I'm a case for us all

Deserving what i get (i deserve what i get)
Deserving what i get

There's such joy in wasting time
An achievement not at all
My destructive side again
I'm please with what i've done

Feed this insect inside me
Watch my time drippin' off from the walls
This silence and stillness
Like a glove with the fingers withdrawn
Sympathy leaves in the cold
Look for an exit but they're closed
Brief fabrication of what i know

I'm hiding my sickness
No motion no feeling
The king of beauty
Leaves this building

I'm hiding my sickness
No motion no feeling
The king of beauty
Leaves this building
Living in a body bag
I'm waiting, i'm waiting

Resurrection of memory
All the thing i remember i hold
A virtual impression
Of a life that i'm building alone
Sympathy leaves in the cold
Look for an exit but they're closed
Brief fabrication of what i know

Bigger head, you got no bread in our house
Now look how you have got like this

Now they sleep in seperate bedrooms
Since they missed the jackpot on family fortunes
Yeah, oh-oh

How long, how long to go
Do you think that we are funny if we do it alone
How long, how long to go
Do you think that if we carry on we know they will moan
How long, how long to go

Stupid sod, you shout the odds in our town
You buy a box and call it home

You've never been that much of a thinker, oh
You've been a secret lemonade drinker, wanker, oh, oh-oh

Wake up and look at all these things i bring you
Living on the handouts you collect in a cake tin

She makes me bleed, oh yeah, she makes my cry
She makes me sneeze, oh yeah, she makes me sigh
So bring her on down, bring her on down from heaven, oh yeah
Bring her on down, bring her on down from heaven
My only number must be, must be

Bring her on down by the soles of her feet
Slapping her 'round and making it bleed
I vowed to my god i'd give it all up
If he would bring her on down from heaven

She makes me bleed, oh yeah, don't know her name
She makes me freeze, oh yeah, she's in my face
So bring her on down, bring her on down from heaven, oh yeah
Bring her on down, bring her on down from heaven
My only number must be, must be

So bring her on down, bring her on down from heaven
Bring her on down, bring her on down from heaven, oh yeah
My only number must be, must be

Bring her on down by the soles of her feet
Slapping her 'round and making it bleed
I vowed to my god i'd give it all up
Don't know her name, don't know what she does

Shop at kwik save and you make a good saving
Difference in prices is truly amazing
Chips from the freezer come in very big portions
Down our end you get fantastic reductions

You're a cheeky sod
You've changed the odds
Well if that's what you want

Dump the nag, and then you're shopping in sainsbury's
Look so good all the people won't phase you
They'll all be looking at you spending a fortune
Like the second coming with a much better hairdo

You're a cheeky sod
You've changed the odds
Well if that's what you want

Kiss me, hit me, do what you want to me
Kiss me, lick me, do what you want to me now
I'll be leaving soon

Look in the mirror and you see you are perfect
Pity 'bout the scar that is hidden below deck
Just like new 'cos your change is so drastic
Stay in the shade 'cos you're so fucking plastic

Don't look twice
'cos you've got different eyes
Than the ones that were fine
That you could see through
Don't look twice
'cos you've got different thighs
Than the ones that were fine
That you could sit through, yeah

You see my fear looks like laughter
That's why you'll never hear me scream
And i'm learning to rule in my simian shoes
Tradition has absorbed the sickest things
(another fear looks like laughter)

And they're grabbing with paws
Somewhere i am not safe
In their animal's place
Claustrophobia maze
Ideology faked for a simian race

Trip me up
I become a nervous wreck
Put me in a padded cage
And i call it my domain
With my shoelace trip me up
I become a nervous wreck
Put me in a padded cage
And i call it my domain

I know my fear looks like laughter
That's why you'll never see me scream
And i'm learning to rule in my simian shoes
Tradition has absorbed the sickest things
(another fear looks like laughter)

Stand up, you sit down
'cos your ceiling's too low, there's no chairs on the ground
See you, you see me
And my views are obscured by your giant t.v.

These things mean so much
But there's something here that's not quite right

There's something rotten in here
And the house is weird
And all the people that come
Will all concede it's easy
It's easy

You see steps to this door
But they lead me upstairs, though there's only one floor
See things, they're not clear
'cos you're vision impaired, but the truth isn't there

Wireless tells us all
Looks like there's a war
Both of us been through this before dear
Put on our gas masks and pray dear
But at least we've got each other

I'll still love you when the wind blows through
I've been through this before
I'll still love you when the wind
When the wind blows through

Outside all is cold
It looks like there's no war
But my hair's falling out at it's root dear
Things will blow over any day dear
And at least we've got each other

I'm gonna sit on my own, maybe all alone
I'm gonna lie on the couch, 'cos i won't go out
She'll take it easy again, ending up in hell
Just like the scum of the earth, but i'll crash here first

We're all in this together
Ski jump nose forever

Yeah, say we're gonna keep it together
Yeah, say we're gonna keep it together
Yeah, i don't wanna talk about it

She's gonna get herself out from her plastic town
She's gonna get out her house, gonna get down south
She'll take it easy again, she'll end up in hell
She's only playing the game, change her name again

I'm writing these words like the fool that i am
Trying to say something good like the person
But it's all just a sham 'cos the writer i am not
Could say anything, you'd believe them
Just your a-typical boy-girl-girl-boy androgynous
Play on a publican's decoy
'cos i had to drop out 'cos my art school was sad and
If you believe all of that you're a bigger fool than me

Glad you're tuned to ski jump nose, so come on down and
Hide our shame, you love, you love the fame

Look, frankly you're a star tonight
Standing under grey light when i left you
You're watching from afar tonight
You've just become a sight for sore eyes now, yeah

Oh, you've come off the juice
You're sick of all this aural abuse, yeah

Hold the lantern, behold the lantern

Look, frankly you're a freak tonight
You'd stand under my light if i let you
You're looking quite aloof tonight
I'm feeling out of breath since i left you, oh yeah

Oh, freezing to touch you, stand in lantern light
Oh, touch you, beside you, it's greyer than at night

I know you're different from the boys who went to school
Once again you've reached the point where you could
Walk into the road

(oh) you've got the most to gain
(oh) you would do anyway
The most to gain, (oh)

I fear your shape must be proportional to grace once again
The one to turn to is the one with most to gain

You were the seven deadly sins
Making sense in your 'screw me' dress
The beautiful ones just slip away
To a mirror where we used to kiss

With your disco heartbeat
You're not even human
We're so electric
Do you have no passion?

Bring your sunshine to me, oh electric man
Bring your sunshine to me, oh you're so electric man
To me

Everything i touch
Just falls to bits

So trust in me
It brings us close
Electric man
Will save our souls

Bring your sunshine to me, oh electric man
Bring your sunshine to me, oh you're so electric man
To me

So i took advice and changed a little
Hope that others like me more
Hope that you would trust me once again
Once again, once again
I am lonely once again
I hope that you would trust me once again

Bring your sunshine to me, oh electric man
Bring your sunshine to me, oh you're so electric man
To me

Bring your sunshine to me, oh electric man
Bring your sunshine to me, oh you're so electric man
Bring your sunshine, bring it to me
Bring it to me, bring it to me
Bring it to me, bring it to me
La, la la la, la la la la, la la, yeah yeah yeah yeah
Ooh, the sunshine, bring it to me

We cold boot the brain stem
We start to get pissed
We're turning into creatures
That hardly ever exist

And every one of us must win at last
Like in the future, like in the past
Every one of us must win at last
And every one of us must win at last
Like in the future, like in the past
Every one of us must win at last

We're gross and fundamental
And we're stuck by fairy lights
We throw ourselves off the edge
Of an intricate appetite

We're a wonderland
We're a merry-go-round
And the morning after
We're garbage on the ground

And there's someone always laughing over me
A taste of my inferiority
It mocks me and weakens me
Emphasises what is wrong with me
And now that i am not content to be
A weak impression of what used to be
I wake up in terror
To see that i am so incredibly low
We are all sinners alone

You take life better than me
My wheelchair sinks into the sand
Like blooms fractured and torn

Everyone's a sinner baby that's for sure
No conduit messiah god-like
With halo aesthetically
Appease my all consuming vanity
And now that i am not content to be
A weak impression of what used to be
I wake up in terror
To see that i am so incredibly low
We are all sinners alone

Spirit serene
It's my spirit so serene

You take life better than me
My wheelchair rolls into the sea
Tender blooms fractured and torn
We're all sinners alone

Roll on up and queue in line
All you need is here
Absurdity is what you see
Can't match the state you're in

All things are flawed to me
Stick with the things that you know
Buy what you want from me
Hope was the one thing i sold

Say what you can't say, i'll never know
Don't wanna know, what you really sold
Say what you can't say, i'll never know
Don't wanna know, what you really sold
It's been a bad day
Closed for business, i'm going home

Tasteless gas that comes in cans
Why should i be stoned
For selling things to heal your sins
And make your sorrows go

I'm in a wide open space, i'm standing
I'm all alone and staring into space
It's always quiet thru' my ceiling
The roof comes in and crashes in a daze

I'm in a wide open space, it's freezing
You'll never get to heaven with a smile on your face from me
I'm in a wide open space, i'm staring
There's something quite bizarre i cannot see

I'm on the top of a hill, it's lonely
There's someone here to shout to miles away
I could be back in my house, for i care
They do not hear me, it's the same old case

I had to sing this for me
Watch myself pilloried
Ugly, scruffy, no one
But then i guess that you knew
Nasty, bitter, enraged
A nice polite english way
Full circle, desensitised
I'm right back where i began

Hated, broken

The dead flowers reject
Sad glucoma in mist
Injustice wells up in me
We are shit and refuse

Hated, broken

It's what it's like to be hated
I am afflicted and ill
It's what it's like to be hated
I wrote this song for myself

We are shit and refuse to wallow in rejection
My will is shattered again
My leeches, parasite friends
No man's an island they said
I breathe my solitary air
Explain myself to noone
Beautiful sad solitude

Hated, broken

Learn to ignore all the slurs
You can get used to all things

Hated, broken

Piss in the face of the sick
Unjust vendetta's uncool
Unjust, unwanted, reject
Uninformed, understood
A silence, broken my will
Afflicted, shattered and sick
Popularity stakes
Overrated you said
Isolation can feel like a utopian state
To be this liked is to be suffocated you said
Beauty, sadness, enraged of solitude can be bare
Disturbed, unwanted at birth
The fucking joke that we are
I've never had any friends
Could be a sweet suicide
A fucking homo in flesh
To weak to protest