Matthew

New! two-thousand-one..

{*dj scratches: "kool keith"*}
Baddest, mc! {*"kool keith"*}
Keith..
Baddest, mc! {*"kool keith"*}
Keith keith..
Baddest, mc! {*"kool keith"*}
Keith keith..
Baddest, mc!

[kool keith]
Velvet robe, body like hector comacho
Kissin puerto rican girls on they earlobes
Victor ramosa standin on fermosa
Big whip, fat you own a orange rolls royce
Comin down pico, up north lenox
Heads with backpacks
Move like they try to act like they don't hear it
System bust, i don't rap freestyle no more
Stopped smokin angel dust
I bring drama to your tour bus, we comin all 800 of us
Project one, project two, project three
My recena houses, jackson houses, webster houses
How that sound to you mouses?
Jamaicans from ??, and patterson houses
"lift up star, keith mon, let me know i'll cut 'is t'roat"
Other rappers standin around, jealous lookin broke
Need to be in double dutch, jumpin rope
Y'all northtown folks - comin down to manhattan world
Serious soul food made by black girls
Cornbread and beepers above your head
I'ma stop at the red light cause it's red

{*dj scratches: "kool keith"*}
Baddest, mc! {*"kool keith"*}
Keith keith..
Baddest, mc! {*"kool keith"*}
Kool..
Baddest, mc! {*"kool keith"*}
Keith keith..
Baddest, mc!

[kool keith]
Fascinatin with the quickness
I make models come to public housing and visit
That's how technical i get exquisite
Bangin on pipes
Lookin at cops walkin up the stairs with flashlights
Most mc's wearin leg-warmers and tights
I come with dominican girls with bodies like jennifer lopez
Wearin tight shorts from washington heights
Ride first class with flights to santo domingo
With sombrero performin my single
With my hype-man al gringo
I'll watch you in the front cat don't let your face get wrinkled
Side effects miss you
Jump around you gonna need a napkin and a tissue
When i gross up the max you count the issue
Buy the source cover for twelve months
And send other rappers over to pose
And take pictures for some potato chips and cap'n crunch
That's how i take suckers out to lunch
Forget the internet, the website, that's no way to step right
I ain't sittin by no computer, i'm goin to bermuda

Baddest, mc! {*"kool keith"*}
Keith..
Baddest, mc! {*"kool keith"*}
Kool..
Baddest, mc! {*"kool keith"*}
Yeah..
Baddest, mc! {*"kool keith"*}
Yeah..
Baddest, mc! {*"kool keith"*}
Keith..
Baddest, mc! {*"kool keith"*}

I'ma cancel all the studios, i'ma find you in new york
You fucked it up for everybody
When i see you i'ma punch you in your fuckin face
You and that other faggot ass nigga that rap witchu
I'ma catch you (?) ensoniq or platinum factory
I know you be in fuckin chung king
I'ma search around motherfuckin d&d

[kool keith]
Fuck you nigga, criticizin my shit, talkin behind my back
Youse a weak nigga, don't speak nigga, face the trigger
What you know about my shit?
Why you reviewin it, why you ratin it? you fuckin hatin it
Backpack ass nigga, how you figure?
Fuck a cypher, i get live on your favorite ass corny ass niggaz
I'm a survivor, no village ass shit
Motherfuckers walkin around tryin to be bob marley and lenny kravitz
That scarf shit around everybody's head is for faggots
Get on stage i throw lettuce and cabbage
You fuckin with bad habits
Run up on you like 10 puerto ricans gettin out a fuckin chevrolet
I don't play, fuck your bodyguard big rae
I chop your hands off and throw your fuckin fingers in the ashtray
Dead-end, no backup, comin down to one-way

Chorus: kool keith

Operation.. extortion (4x)

[kool keith]
Why you curse so much nigga? fuck you, duck you
Loadin this motherfuckin tec up, there's a lot of things i must do
Click up, shut the fuck up, bukka, bukka, bukka
Fake-ass cast, counterfeit bitch-ass
I'ma see how long that choreographer dance shit last
Make you take the cd's out the shelf
Come to your record release party, show you some shit
And make you piss on yourself
No guest list, i better get past this
Type of motherfucker to wait outside the club
For your black dumb-asses, i'ma have a contest
See which bitch-ass nigga get in they car the fastest
Strongarm your bodyguards with armed freebase smokers in a stolen dodge
Pour gasoline down your shirt in the car garage
Yo black burn this nigga
Watch how kentucky fried i turn this nigga
Watch you sizzle like a well done (?) frank
That's what you get for fuckin with hank
Give all your fuckin credit cards, niggaz with ski masks
Took your mink coats at chemical bank
Visa america take this shit fill up the gas tank
I told y'all i was gon' slap that motherfucker
And baseball bat that motherfucker
Your man with his bullshit mixtape ran out hot 97 like a sucker
I'ma send a crackhead that needs money bad
At least to get one of you motherfuckers
You owe me for damage
I know a dominican that's ready to stab your fuckin manager
Catch a homicide and catch a greyhound bus out to canada

Chorus

Yeah! kool keith
Black sil (yeah yeah) and company!
As we party.. two-zero-zero-zero

[kool keith]
Step in coat check, vocal supreme sound perfect
You wack man, haven't you heard this?
Matador king ladies swarm around me like jon b
As i stop rappers tryin to copy alpo(?) rich port(?) and az
My temperatures one-thousand-three
Look at these big head kids on labels tryin to mc
With a globe dome
I told you to tell that man to stay home
Tell russell to call me with sylvia rhome
Gave him the gas, now he gotta pump in his ass
I don't care if you go out with stacey dash
Rentin cars, you tryin to copy nas
Sound like a.g., you ain't my man from cold crush kaygee
Don't try to play me
You never made a record with mo bee, and master p
I saw you on the greyhound bus station floor
Layin down with a doo rag on like a circus clown
Strippers keep dancin around, i'm bronx bound
Your fans catch migraines from me doin my thang

Chorus: kool keith (repeat 4x)

We sweet unique pete
Look at these ladies massagin our feet

[black silver]
Yeah
Yo showdown, sho' shot, double-k, flow pop
Navigate, interactive flashback
Now who nice wit it? spit it on the block daily
Product, never shady, slang the real
Send it to backstage, flame created a rage
Mays(?) bump that in my mezzanine controller
High-roller, program, this shit jam
To quick access, asses on my lap crouches
Dip through; y'all need a piece of this mental
Plus a sip of this dick in your mouth
Either that or stop sleepin, peepin the next man's style
I elaborate on fraudulent and stick to the wild
Phone-tap, we order ocean spray with that
Fuji film, honey spread that
Finger the asscrack in fact i'ma bounce with that
(yeah, bounce with that)

[kool keith]
Fuckin dancers back to back
Aww yeah

Chorus two: kool keith (repeat 4x)

We're sweet unique pete
Ladies massagin our feet

"this week was unimpressive.. are you quoting me
So you can go back and tell these people that i said so?"
"no uh yeah i thought uh it was unimpressive too;
Cause, because.."
"okay, thank you. i well i'd agree with anything you say
In regards to that.. because, what's obvious is what's obvious."
"they they feel that they're not gettin paid?"

[kool keith]
You heard jeremy lawner got shot four times in the face
Standin on west 8th street, two blocks from park place
It was a set up, professionally how he got wet up
Closed casket service; the guy said he jerked eminem, and coolio
Plus korn - machine guns had his ligaments torn
Police asked me what happened, i don't know i'm steady rappin
Excuse me as a suspect, that's a hot lie
I did not give a man a gun, (??) papaya
I was home down south, that's what he get, street connections
Sam bit it, i'm not it, the kid was runnin his mouth
Order in the court, did you or did not shoot this man?
What i heard, booking agencies giving loot to this man
Check my fingerprints, my hair never touched that gun
I never spoke to anyone, the f.b.i.'s at my house

Chorus: kool keith (repeat 2x)

Shoes n suits! shoes n suits!
Supreme court..

[kool keith]
Investigators ridin on my elevator for questionin
I'm just a plain mc, why do y'all wanna see me
I have no clue about what that person went through
Is it true that y'all was gonna tell us
Who was gonna cut his hands off
Leave the body rottin for 3 days in the back of a wendy's drivethru
Look for my fingerprints, what did i do?
Narrator of a true story
To write somethin fake, would bore me
I babysit three kids, you guys act like y'all never saw me
The d.a. said, "keith you're not guilty"
But the dead client's mouth was filthy
Gun from virginia registered under silky
"keith do you recognize these pictures?"
8 suspects from the projects
No i never seen these people in my life
I don't recognize them your honor

Chorus

[kool keith]
So he ain't callin shots for you, i got respect
I just turned down a major label project
Witnesses say you're carryin a mac-10 semiautomatic, a black object
Check my house, just a chia pet
7:30 when he was shot - i wasn't travelin
He was on the first class with two men, on a continental airline jet
The prosecutor says i'm innocent
That's somebody else's glove by the steps
Is it true, that part of your crew
Wanted to set this man on the couch,
Light a match, pour gasoline in his lap and set him on fire?
Connect his 500 benz to a phone-tap wire
Breakin his window glass like an armed goldie with a hockey mask
With two forty-four magnums, one in his mouth, one in his ass
His relatives ties with three links to his murder
I never heard of, but in philly he tried to scam roger troutman
Sharpshooters hit him point blank on the side of his celly phone ear
Bullets hit his rearview mirror
Shots rang out from a cadillac catera
The guy made a bad error

Chorus 1.5x

Yo, you're lying
He's lying.. and she's lying
My man over there he's lying
You know what? you're building up a bunch of lies
Straight lies

You got mad guns? i don't believe you
You got eleven cars? i don't believe you
You got the block scared? i don't believe you
Youse a bugged thug? i don't believe you
You doin jail time? i don't believe you
You got the newest benz? i don't believe you
You got the girls ready? i don't believe you
You movin big weight? i don't believe you
You cook in steel pots? i don't believe you
You goin on soul train? i don't believe you
You cashin royalties? i don't believe you
You did a video? i don't believe you
You smackin everybody? i don't believe you
You closin all deals? i don't believe you
You say you manage people? i don't believe you
Youse a movie star? i don't believe you
You work with warner brothers? i don't believe you
You down with jamie foxx? i don't believe you
Youse a druglord? i don't believe you
You pay your mortgage? i don't believe you
You datin fine chicks? i don't believe you
You travel solo kid? i don't believe you
You smackin anybody? i don't believe you
You got your own label? i don't believe you
You say you never lease? i don't believe you
You say your record's hot? i don't believe you
You workin hard lady? i don't believe you
You like to clock work? i don't believe you
You at your brother's house? i don't believe you
You tour with babyface? i don't believe you
You mix on ni boards? i don't believe you
You talk to aaron hall? i don't believe you
You play for the charlotte hornets? i don't believe you
You buyin a rolls royce? i don't believe you
You got signin power? i don't believe you
You makin hit records? i don't believe you
You say zach's your cousin? i don't believe you
You sellin knicks tickets? i don't believe you
You givin afterparties? i don't believe you
You at the superbowl? i don't believe you
You bought a mansion? i don't believe you
You think you hype rappin? i don't believe you
You say you are the man? i don't believe you
Your mother thinks she's fly? i don't believe you
You say your pops is cool? i don't believe you
You got your aunt a diamond? i don't believe you
You got the kids a gift? i don't believe you
You movin out to cali? i don't believe you
You say you doin jacks? i don't believe you
You makin millions kid? i don't believe you
You say you sellin furniture? i don't believe you
You work construction? i don't believe you
You got your hair done? i don't believe you
You mess with lauryn hill? i don't believe you
You danced with james brown? i don't believe you
You own a dodge truck? i don't believe you
You work at 7/11? ..