Black Elvis/lost In Space

[kool] yo sadat whassup?
[s.x.] yo i'm right here
[kool] i got these two girls
They ready to roll up the highway with me
[s.x.] oh really?
[kool] i'ma get a little bit of gas
Think you can make that trip or what?
[s.x.] yeah i definitely can, you know that's a fact
Of course
[kool] alright i'll be back in a few minutes
I'ma go back to the gas station and get some gas and fuel up
[s.x.] alright i'ma get some ? and all that

Chorus: kool keith, sadat x

[keith] static we bring trouble to your right side
[sadat] hey as i think to myself what a wonderful world
[keith] static we bring trouble to your right side
[sadat] hey keith i just met this chick, why am i arguin with this girl?
[keith] static we bring trouble to your right side
[sadat] man we here we just livin positive
[keith] static we bring trouble to your right side
[sadat] hey we givin it all, and that's all we got to give

[kool keith]
Bumpin systems, rollin down the street in detroit, michigan
I switch again, bucket seats with my girlfriend
Wearin paco in a bronco, cologne is pronto
Movin quickly like the lone ranger, x is tonto
Back up the turnpike, oldsmobile's roll with two pipes
440 engine blowin wind, through our hair extension
Two bags of six packs, with .38's, wrapped in gift packs
Big attitude she's on the two train, i roll like mad max
Keep it simple baby young girl, now squeeze yo' pimple
How dare you walk around ignore the first national bank
My name is unknown, ? die my family call me hank
I go way back, like you still shop at alexando's
Buy your sandals for your little son, named romandos
Watch your step theresa, chew up on your slice at easter

[sadat x]
Can you surround me in the black tan
My living room, trips to cancun, with these - eighty ladies
The jefferson's to the brady, sanford and the son
I want the whole world and my old girl back
She left me for the postman, now she send me letters
I got a bottle of grand monet, drinkin in the stairway
With the wizard kool keith, and i'm sportin my rhymes
Funeral chimes signal the beginnin of the end
Cowboy with more in, with my private dancin chicks
They live way out in the sticks, but i put em in the mix (uh-huh)
Took em to reno in an old camino, gamblin in a casino
The movie's al pacino

Chorus

[kool keith]
Got my check cashed, you posin new, stop actin girl, like a fool
Got the benz on loan, sadat rollin by your school
You brought your frontin friend gwen, beggin for the benjamin
I'll see you a ten, with a haircut, like scottie pippen
My man mark riffin in the backseat, my cousin clifton
You get me pissed and wearin big gloves like sonny liston
Leon spinks with afro on, ready to rob the brinks
I see you got your thongs out, daisy dukes and buns out
You call me when you broken hearted, when your money runs out
Back from the ?, you did it girl the blind way
Hold your horses, and evil forces
Don't press star for pathmark, i'll be home after dark
I'm tired of pop tart

[sadat x]
Yeah
I'm touchin gwen with the butt love, the rubber glove
I'm touchin that ass she swingin her hair, claimin she's an actress
But wasn't she that same chick i seen with the black dress?
Traded the ninety-eight for the sixty-eight mustang
Me and keith at the bar, do they know who we are?
Apparently, because all the drinks are free
It's "our house, in the middle of our street"
And when you come in here you better wipe your feet
I'm from alburqueque, new mex' to the great state of texas
I rode across on a gray horse, ??
Get to the sauce and add spaghetti, non-pork (what?)
I'ma own new york, with a big spots of the bx
And german outposts, with the communists close (no doubt)
I'm verbose, i host, the most, y'all should roast me
People watch closely and rewind me on the tape
Study this here, then look and listen
Take a step back and watch the black pearl glisten

Chorus

[keith] hey baby.. my name is keith
[girl] hi keith
[keith] i always see you comin home from school, work
Or college, wherever you comin from
[girl] mmm-hmm
[keith] i'm a big secret admirer of you
I see you all the time
Sometimes you don't even look very happy
[girl] no i'm not happy at all
[keith] i wonder, what's really goin on in your life
Would you tell me?
[girl] a lot of problems
[keith] but i got things to tell you

[kool keith]
I like your pretty eyes
Tell me where you get your hair done, your face so clear
With fourteen carats diamonds in your ear
He beat you up, i'll eat you up, reheat you up
Come fix your life, make you my wife, improve in time
No wine and dine, don't waste my time, mature your mind
I redesign, you changin faces
Stop playin games girl, you two of clubs, i'm pluckin aces
Your girlfriends don't matter
Jealousy's another info, she thinks i'm mental
I love you keep it confidential

Chorus: kool keith

You're that fine girl from high school, college graduate
Lady always on my mind, girl can you imagine it?

{repeat chorus 3x}

[kool keith]
I seen you cryin
Relyin on some old backbone prone
I give you stuffed animals, sprinkles on a chocolate cone
You turn your face up
Your body shaved legs to the waist up
You feelin sad, face down, always lookin mad
I counteract, i contact
Spot you out where the maps at
I caught you starin, why you actin baby?
There's no slackin, the second time i work this
This ain't no clown and circus
You takin advil, for headaches
I met you girl on purpose
Stressed out with girlfriends
That zero hero leasin his benz
You under peer pressure
(you think about it girl, think what you really doin)

{repeat chorus 4x}

[kool keith]
I dial your home phone
Know your code and area zone
You trapped in mom's house, restrictions feel like minnie mouse
I know you turnin yearnin learnin
Plus your heart is burnin, i'm still concerned while you blinkin
My mind is thinkin, outside your area
You got that space for occupation, big motivation
Let me drop my fierce information

Come here girl, i wanna talk to you
I wanna tell you a lot of things
Different things that you never talked about
Different things you had to go through
What i've been through, before you've even been with
I'm tellin you

{repeat chorus 4x}

[kool keith]
Yeah, straight from the ranch
Motion man {*echoes*}
J. reno, kool keith {*echoes*}
Kool keith

I used to rock a booty butt banger with a hanger
Snap back with back slaps, bypass them corny raps
Perhaps some action, maxin in the turb' relaxin
Unique investigator, sportin more alligators
From here to virginia, clubs when i step up in ya
Tell the maid from my toes, to my shoulder blade
Extreme act up on front stage, make em back up
You get that workout, that head piece gettin slapped up
Now turn yo' lip up, you drop that mic you turn yo' lip down
I spin on stage like, blowin mics, make you sit down
From here to north carolina, 95 to south carolina
Atlanta georgia florida flowin down, like i'm water
Mexican indian, fly girls, the puerto ricans
Pum-pum-pump the eight-oh-eight-oh-eight-oh-eight-oh peakin
Now start spectacular, expert, them legs will work
Bronx bomber watch em strip, eddy tip that fine mama
Hydraulics expand, while drums bang like gap band
I clap hand, take his mic, give him five to my man
Switch his work to talent shows, i do concerts
Light up shirts like 4th of july atomic fireworks
Extraction attack, white backpacks on wack macks
Yeahhhhhhhh...

Chorus: motion man + kool keith (repeat 2x)

[m] clifton! santiago
[k] keith, telavasquez (psych!)

[clifton santiago]
My name is cadillac clifton santiago
At the bodega, i need a fat sandwich major
You know my switches, impala drop, scrapin sparks
I mack these bitches, white asian puerto rican
Black russian haitian, with jungle fever, i ain't hatin
A cup more coppertone, i'm cappin on your kinky ear
Bitches they stare, cause i'm wild cock diesel
Boy hopin that i recognize they girls in this song
Bodda-boom-bodda-bing bodda-bing-da-bing-bong, yo check it
I call up televas-quez, he's gettin ass
And when he finish, call up santiago and bring the cash
I'm out to desecrate, move wild western state
I got your sister lickin ass, suckin hairy balls
My occupation downfall and bringin niggaz bad luck
My name is clifton santiago salesman at the mall
I'm full ?, a hundred niggaz deep up in the movies
Like greg i'm groovy, yo bobby sit and watch the movie
And kick that hoe out with that one tooth, lookin goofy
She's on my tab, better make popcorn to pay her half
They know i'm wild, i don't mess around with chickenheads
Barney and fred, wilma betty bam-bam pebbles
(on different channels, lyrics)

Chorus

[ev dog]
Slidin through the back of the do'
You didn't see me in the midst, with my pistol, ev dog
Flyin heads is my job, i will clobber you
Walkin backwards, chosin jacket, turn around
Gloves on, opposite hands
Can you recognize me?
I wear blu blocker shades so you can't see what i see
Holdin a mirror up, so i don't run into nobody
But i don't care, cause i know karate (hi-yah!)
Vulcan pinch and that yoga too
Don't you know i'm stretch armstrong in the flesh
With a mocha tan, and a criminal mind?
Like chairhead chippendale, yeah
Comedy? yes, no? maybe not
But if i got a lip don't zip
Baggy jeans on, walkin through a crowded room
Avoid all contact with me, click boom!
People scatter stop that chatter they resort to screamin
Am i dreamin, drunk or just zooted out?
I need help call 9-1-1 pronto
My modus operandi is complete
One down, many to go, others to show
The argonaut is ain't no fuckin circus sideshow
Ringling and barnum and bailey we are not
Wild kingdom mutual of northern cal
Hahahaha..

Chorus 2x

[kool keith]
Yeah! straight from new york city
It's all the way live - youknowhati'msayin?
And i gotta tell you like this
Like shan said, i pioneered this
And i'ma let you have it

Super status, structure, lyrically the baddest
No time to perpetrate on front street, i rock the fattest
Ultimate ego, your rap style, sounds feeble
Bionic black man, crowd packed with tons of people
No one the equal, should grab the mic, stop my sequel
Purchase your ticket, i been here since wilson pickett
Shut off your rap dream, career's over, that's on high beam
You on the trampoline learnin, you still concernin
I burn your index, spray your raps like they insects
I want that action

Chorus: kool keith (repeat 2x)

I do this all the time
(every night and every day, we make moves so don't you hate)
I do this all the time
(every night and every day, kool keith does his thing his way)

[kool keith]
Movin steady through yo' zip code, arrangements, your lip fold
Y'all billboard hype companies line that y'all ship go
Got your mom believin the label clown pick your room up
Y'all stuck in contracts in pop's house, clean your room up
I pull your charter from the blind side, to the start up
There'll be no star, pull them stickers off your rented car
Your man is playin also, a fake mafioso
His rap is so-so, i'm warmed up like chocolate cocoa
Who you know go? get that kid, off your promo
I move like marko, new york city think i'm cuomo
You sayin, "oh no, keith is droppin big solo"
I hang on grand street, with shoppin bags down on soho

Chorus

[kool keith]
Catch you out there, with mic stands, cords in yo' hand
Youse a first year rookie, duplicatin method man
I test yo' skills, fanbase that only go to peteskil
Servin headwork, new mc's, watch your neck jerk
I'm such an expert, i pull you quick, stop your concert
I drop my interludes sharp now, words and inserts
Back your face up, while sound man, turn the bass up
You wearin makeup, your skirt is short, sippin a quart
You think you're hardcore? you're opposite, rappin softcore
Kickin metaphor with zeroes, i give you a score
Monster amateur, i move up kid, then i damage ya
Check one two

Chorus

(every night and every day, we make moves so don't you hate)
(every night and every day, kool keith does his thing his way)
(every night and every day, we make moves so don't you hate)
(every night and every day, kool keith does his thing his way)
(every night and every day, we make moves so don't you hate)
(every night and every day, kool keith does his thing his way)

[woman's voice] caution -- warning -- overload
[robot's voice] zero nine el que ready for report
[woman's voice] system, overload
[*black elvis*] the year 2005
[woman's voice] caution -- warning -- overload
[*black elvis*] are you ready on the right?
[woman's voice] system, overload
[*black elvis*] ready on the left?
[woman's voice] caution -- warning -- overload
[robot's voice] metric bypass computes on overload retrace cause we're
[second female] lost in space {* echoes *}
[woman's voice] system, overload
[robot's voice] metric bypass computes on overload retrace cause we're
[woman's voice] caution -- warning -- overload
[second female] lost in space {* echoes *}
[woman's voice] system, overload
[robot's voice] metric bypass computes on overload retrace cause we're
[woman's voice] caution -- warning..
[second female] lost in space {* echoes *}

[*black elvis*]
Blast full at ten, keith still solo with no manager
Time clock out, studios, need to block out
Here's my number call me direct, get no feedback
No interviews, channel four, see me on the news
Erase your message walk streets with my cellular phone
Address you wonder, don't try to catch me home alone
Up seven o'clock, while you trying to find me on my block
I'm at the airport, you think i'm strange, boardin the plane
Turn off my pager, then quickly, relax my feet
Hotel onion drinkin brew watchin sesame street
You thought you saw me with a wig on, at 7/11
Disguised like shakespeare with blue chrome behind your ear
My george washington robe, i still travel the globe
On pan-am airflights, i roll in cities after midnight
Stand in your lobby unsuspected, you get neglected
Traffic was hectic..

[robot's voice] metric bypass computes on overload retrace cause we're
[woman's voice] caution -- warning -- overload
[second female] lost in space {* echoes *}
[woman's voice] caution -- warning -- overload
[robot's voice] metric bypass computes on overload retrace cause we're
[second female] lost in space {* echoes *}
[woman's voice] caution -- warning -- overload
[robot's voice] metric bypass computes on overload retrace cause we're
[second female] lost in space {* echoes *}
[woman's voice] caution -- warning..

[*black elvis*]
Order room service, transfer quick to holiday inn
Check out time nine o'clock, coat on, i'm on again
You comin so wack you sound like the _bulworth_ soundtrack
I'm in the mall steady shoppin while you tryin to call
It's on my answering machine, to speak to me as a dream
Pacific bell know him, the phone is off, and i'm well known
1-800 number, castle code see to summer
Extreme complicated businessman, can't be reached
No type of headquarters, deserted land, by the waters
Target my focus on, internal thinkin by myself
You catch the treatments hiatus like sam on the shelf
Move out your zip code with u-haul, watch you fall
Obtain five boxes callin mayflower, every hour
You scratch your brain askin neighbors what, now you wonder

{+growl sound+}
[woman's voice] one, two, three, four, five
[*black elvis*] who could that be?
[robot's voice] xena
[robot's voice] metric bypass computes on overload retrace cause we're
[woman's voice] caution -- warning -- overload
[second female] lost in space {* echoes *}
[robot's voice] metric bypass computes on overload retrace cause we're
[woman's voice] caution -- warning -- overload
[second female] lost in space {* echoes *}

[*black elvis*]
While you search lookin deep in your rolodex, i flex, i tell the truth
When i'm serious you think i'm mysterious, drop rap in minutes
Become your problem like dennis the menace
Hold up your meetings papi, let's ? to the papparazzi
Unseen heard of your magazine got the nerve of a two-year old crayon writing
Talkin to y'all i'm decidin
Communication leads one step to aggravation
I got my ears closed, back to bookin my own shoes

Level seven eight nine - second dimension

[woman's voice] stand by
[robot's voice] metric bypass computes on overload retrace cause we're
[woman's voice] caution -- warning -- overload
[second female] lost in space {* echoes *}
[robot's voice] metric bypass computes on overload retrace cause we're
[woman's voice] caution -- warning -- overload
[second female] lost in space {* echoes *}
[robot's voice] metric bypass computes on overload retrace cause we're
[woman's voice] caution -- warning -- overload
[second female] lost in space {* echoes *}
[robot's voice] metric bypass computes on overload retrace cause we're
[woman's voice] caution -- warning -- overload
[second female] lost in space {* echoes *}
[robot's voice] metric bypass computes on overload retrace cause we're
[woman's voice] caution -- warning -- overload
[*black elvis*] .. lost in space .. {+whispering+}
[woman's voice] system, overload
[woman's voice] all systems ready
[woman's voice] enter voice authorization sample
[*black elvis*] .. lost in space .. {+whispering+}
[woman's voice] enter security access code
[woman's voice] systems accessed
[*black elvis*] .. lost in space .. {+whispering+}
[woman's voice] access denied
[woman's voice] activate
[*black elvis*] .. lost in space .. {+whispering+}
[*black elvis*] .. lost in space .. {+whispering+}
[*black elvis*] .. lost in space .. {+whispering+}
[*black elvis*] .. lost in space .. {+whispering+}

Chorus: kool keith

I see maxi curls (yeah! ...)
Players, activator
I see maxi curls (yeah! ...)
Remote control alligators

[kool keith]
I got skill, you're on my tip, now back off
Slack off, let me do this, and y'all turn the wack off
The radio stereo here we go, flow and blow
Puerto rico, southside, latin, you're feed pattern
Black people mingle, white people, buy my single
Bingo bangle, let go my steel eggo
Throwin rhymes in spirals like joe klecko
Miami dolphin, now shut up, close your mouth and
You be hatin debatin, regurgitatin
Ratin latent, and perpetratin
My album's love mics, tough like dirt bikes
You get frantic, new york city, run and panic
California, i switch up, boogie on ya
Like don cornelius, on soulllllllllll train!
And heads i clip off, in rap leave a bloodstain
A bigger pain, you would need novacaine
Bite off rakim, you copy big daddy kane
You know my steelo, i rhyme against a million people
Who think they equal, disguisin as jamaican people
Fakin, funkin, you're pedigree, your beat is sunk in
Tonka toy of little boy, steppin down to roy
I'm no joke, i rap for cash and you're buyin a coat
Bronx bomber, superb on the freak momma
Stinkin movin, my whole crew is comin through
Yeah..

Chorus

[kool keith]
Bout it bout it, like master p, makin money g
No time for promos, get paid when i mc
You know my feeling, i'm dealing, with tracks so real and
Radio blackout, your format, is not appealin
R&b can step up, but can't compare to me
You oughta know -- how, i, feel
That's wack, with bookbags, packed on your back
Video bop, my skin is black bet
Program your channels, your grandkids wanna see me
Freakin status, freakin styles, freakin flows
Freakin foes, freakin lyrics, freakin spirits
I make a def person hear it
Duplicate you demonstrate, what i used to make
Remakes i watch, your crew'll imitate
Motivate still skills to pay bills
Creative sauce, watch out, i'm your boss
On panasonic like steve, style bionic
You get to workin, your head bop, you not jerkin
You be out lurkin for danger, in my ranger
You think i'm bugged man? with catwoman, like a stranger
Packed with speed, supersonic level reed
Steelo jets and bill blass like rockets
In your pockets, damagin your brain sockets
Yeahhhhh?

Chorus

[kool keith]
Like mobile, settin up shop in alabama
For proper grammar, my style arm & hammer
Strong computer, underground like roto rooter
Fools critics they mimic, copy, sloppy
Mc's get hurt, you blockhead, try to stop me
Digital thinkin, you're blinkin, career sinkin
Old like mod squad, you rap like lincoln
Sideburns turned, you catchin ringworm
A heavy virus, worser than, hepatitis
Schizophrenic like ten people out the clinic
Yankee stadium uptown, you can't win the pennant
I do construction, you pack up your whole production
Your lips are ready, your girl has a nice suction
Pack her bags pack her bags pack her bags right
Pack her bags pack her bags pack her bags left
Your style is a, b, c-d
E-f, g-h, i-j-k, l-m-n-o-p, q-r-s
Don't test, i taught you how to get your deals
You put my style on your reels
You went uptown, claimin my sound
Get back, stay down

Chorus 2x

[kool keith]
Maxi curl, activator
Brought to you by, kool keith

[kool keith]
This is the intro
Why are you looking hard with a hood on and timberland boots
Staring at me for one hour -
- when you could walk up and shake my hand? why?
Why are you making those mean faces in your videos
With the fish lens effects? why?
Why do you walk in the clubs with 30 people around you
And stand in the corner, with big bodyguards for no reason
Why?
Why do you pull up, in valet parking, with your benz, that is rented?
Fronting on a cellular phone that doesn't work - why?
Why are you smirking up your face, making obnoxious facial scenes
Like i supposed to be scared (supposed to be scared) - why? (why?)

Who are you? (who are you?)
I circle like sharks while y'all panic - i cruise the atlantic
Y'all think i'm spaced out, human from the earth planet
That's right tomorrow i plan to boo your shows in the apollo
You follow, in the crowd the audience is hollow
Never ending while i'm mind bending resending you the first verse
That you was worse, a drag queen with a purse, unrehearsed
Don't try to reverse, harsh words send you to a nurse
Emergency with urgency, non-wrappable comics and
Half of y'all out there got me vomitin (bleh)
Turnin islamic and dominican, indian cambodian watchin nickelodeon tv
You see me lookin at me grabbin my pee-pee, y'all still sleepy
With hard faces tryin to look creepy?
You are the monsters of the original mr. softie, ice cream trucks

{*sung - background*} open your eyes, tell me why can't you see?
{*this line unclear*} why are you hating the player ?? ?? ??
Why can't you see that your fakin is weak?
Open your eyes, tell me why can't you see?

Why?
Your exaggeration perpetration levels are at exaggerating full speed
Why must i answer to you evil monsters?

{hey keith, we, are the official, haters
And you have sunken into the official hating zone
In which you witness the most salt shaking
Behind your back speaking
Record criticizing cock blocking
In the club costume jewelry wearing
Valet parked lexus renting
Undercover, star-struck
No game-having fake versace shirt wearing
Motel hell living
False muslim being, jungle fever having
Pork-eating demon people
Our purpose here on your planet is to bring you down
If you can evade this evil, you will be the man}

[kool keith]
Raising levels jim
Flight seven oh four three two one, red four
Green expanding to one
Moving levers up at seven decimal eight
Moving two point liters down
All systems go, red lights are off
Greens are showing
Coming through

Levels shifting get swift on analog sounds, pounds of rocket tars
Microchips incredible antibiotic medicine, better than octo
Although created by the master genius
You seen this when i take your mind out to venus
With the formats on dat tape you can't remake or duplicate
Hesitate for a minute on deck like brenlee stinnit
Pittsburgh pirate, admire it, you can't hire it
Job applications for rappers with weak shows
Weak flows, by most inherited weakness
You can't stop my uniqueness
Complication altitudes built in compartments
Digital gizmo made by continental lincoln keepin you thinkin
Better made than european's robot john h. thomas
Model seven decimal put out by jaguar
Without the automatic chemical release
Emergency vomit regurgitates any system
Regular or even more antique products, put out by top, companies
Mca warner brothers loud the polygram enterprise
Virgin masters get melted, you felt it
Through my radiation, foes move on buses
Planes leave the train station, evacuate quick!

Mechanical legs, mechanical legs

Rockets on the battlefield
"tango three left turn ahead, taxi to port control seven"
(now, meow, blah!)
Rockets on the battlefield
"tango three left turn ahead, taxi to port control seven"
(goin wild with our sound now!)
Rockets on the battlefield
"tango three left turn ahead, taxi to port control seven"
Rockets on the battlefield
"tango three left turn ahead, taxi to port control seven"

Release date m6, photographs on columbia/ruffhouse description green
With blue ears sky blue shirt that work by remote controls
Burn up billboard charts, deactivating 1975 music, old soul
Will never go gold, while records warp
Insulting your duplicating of a sample
You will become an example, uncreative peasants
By the lessons of the untalented ones
Signed by your most stupidest a&r
We'll see how far representation information
Documents while i stand like monuments
Stun your area like a airborne carrier
United parcel deliver parts for a start
Cold blooded with a mechanical heart, standin like the tinman
Aluminum kneecaps release raps like rayguns, destroyin territories
Toys, pterodactyl dinosaurs get bombed in space wars
Layin on galactic floors, amputated, disconnected collections
In more than, fifty seconds, wherehouse with skulls
Land amphibians, welfare recipients
With beautiful women from the carribean
The ships need repair

Rockets on the battlefield
"tango three left turn ahead, taxi to port control seven"
Rockets on the battlefield
"tango three left turn ahead, taxi to port control seven"
Rockets on the battlefield
"tango three left turn ahead, taxi to port control seven"
Rockets on the battlefield
"tango three left turn ahead, taxi to port control seven"

Not compared to no rappin high flight, member of the a.s.s.r.
Immigrants stand in factories, endorsements, six mc's
You seen what the source meant
Cover stories from the government left you standin
Holdin the mic with one hand and
Handicapped with damage you can't manage style nine-nine
2000 b.c. the sneakers in spascious me in 3-d
Wireless radius, mc's outdated, completion deleted
Japan newspapers in australia, did you read it?
Over and out, movin with swift celsius, i melted him down
Jet movin up, level seven seven six oh
With darth vader and 3p0
R2-d2, me too, comin to see you

Rockets on the battlefield
"tango three left turn ahead, taxi to port control seven"
Rockets on the battlefield
"tango three left turn ahead, taxi to port control seven"
Rockets on the battlefield
"tango three left turn ahead, taxi to port control seven"
Rockets on the battlefield
"tango three left turn ahead, taxi to port control seven"
Rockets on the battlefield
"tango three left turn ahead, taxi to port control seven"
"tango three left turn ahead, taxi to port control seven"