Weasels Ripped My Flesh

Frank zappa (lead guitar)
Ian underwood (alto saxophone)
Bunk gardner (tenor saxophone)
Motorhead sherwood (baritone saxophone, snorks)
Buzz gardner (trumpet, flugel horn)
Roy estrada (bass)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Arthur tripp (drums)
Don preston (piano, organ, electronic effects)
Don "sugar cane" harris (electric violin)
Lowell george (rhythm guitar, vocals)

At this very moment on stage
We have drummer a playing in 7/8,
Drummer b playing in 3/4,
The bass playing in 3/4,
The organ playing in 5/8,
The tambourine playing in 3/4,
And the alto-sax blowing his notes.

Hands up!

Thank you!

Frank zappa (lead guitar)
Ian underwood (alto saxophone)
Bunk gardner (tenor saxophone)
Motorhead sherwood (baritone saxophone, snorks)
Buzz gardner (trumpet, flugel horn)
Roy estrada (bass)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Arthur tripp (drums)
Don preston (piano, organ, electronic effects)
Don "sugar cane" harris (electric violin)
Lowell george (rhythm guitar, vocals, vocals)

Trumpet solo

Mwaa mwaa mwaa

Trumpet solo

Mwaa mwaa mwaa

Alto solo

Monologue:

Years ago in tshermany when i wos a very small boy, zey was a lot of peoples stending around on ze corners asking quest-shens: "vy are you stending on ze corner eck-ting ze way you do, look
E way you look! vy do you look zat way!", they ask me end i vanted to say: i don't know, i'm just stending here waiting in ze evening, and it's nice outside...
( rest obscured by pseudo-operatic voices )

Nyaah nyaah nyaah nyaah
Nyaah nyaah nyaah nyaah

Did you get any
Onya onya onya
Onya onya onya

Mwaa mwaa mwaa

Frank zappa (lead guitar)
Ian underwood (alto saxophone)
Bunk gardner (tenor saxophone)
Motorhead sherwood (baritone saxophone, snorks)
Buzz gardner (trumpet, flugel horn)
Roy estrada (bass)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Arthur tripp (drums)
Don preston (piano, organ, electronic effects)
Don "sugar cane" harris (electric violin)
Lowell george (rhythm guitar, vocals)

(coughing)

It's being hot and everybody workin'on her
So i figured i'd
Rip off her
Drawers and
Get a little -

We'll be back in a little while.

Frank zappa (lead guitar, vocals)
Ian underwood (alto saxophone)
Bunk gardner (tenor saxophone)
Motorhead sherwood (baritone saxophone, snorks)
Buzz gardner (trumpet, flugel horn)
Roy estrada (bass)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Arthur tripp (drums)
Don preston (piano, organ, electronic effects)
Don "sugar cane" harris (electric violin)
Lowell george (rhythm guitar, vocals)

You know, your momma and your daddy
Saying i'm no good for you
They call me dirty from the alley
Till i don't know what to do

I get so tired of sneakin' around
Just to get to your back door
I crawl past the garbage and
Your momma jumps out, screamin'
"don't come back no more"
I can't take it

My guitar wants to kill your mama
My guitar wants to kill your mama
My guitar wants to burn your dad
I get real mean when it makes me mad

Later i tried to call you
Your momma told me you weren't there
She told me: "don't bother to call again"
'less i cut off all my hair

I get so tired of sneakin' around
Just to get to your back door
I crawl past the garbage and
Your momma jumps out, screamin'
"don't come back no more"

Later i tried to call you
Your momma told me you weren't there
She told me: "don't bother to call again"
'less i cut off all my hair
I get so tired of sneakin' around
Just to get to your back door
I crawl past the garbage and
Your momma jumps out, screamin'
"don't come back no more"

My guitar wants to kill your mama
My guitar wants to kill your mama
My guitar wants to burn your dad
I get real mean when it makes me mad

Frank zappa (lead guitar)
Ian underwood (alto saxophone)
Bunk gardner (tenor saxophone)
Motorhead sherwood (baritone saxophone, snorks)
Buzz gardner (trumpet, flugel horn)
Roy estrada (bass, vocals)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Arthur tripp (drums)
Don preston (piano, organ, electronic effects)
Don "sugar cane" harris (electric violin)
Lowell george (rhythm guitar, vocals)

Hahahahahaahaahaaa...

Blow your harmonica son!