Uncle Meat

Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)
Ray collins (vocals)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Roy estrada (electric bass)
Don preston (electric piano)
Billy mundi (drums)
Bunk gardner (piccolo, flute, clarinet, bass clarinet, soprano saxophone, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone, bassoon)
Ian underwood (electric organ, piano, harpsichord, celeste, flute, clarinet, alto saxophone, baritone saxophone)
Arthur tripp (drums, timpani, vibes, marimba, xylophone, wood blocks, bells, small chimes)
Motorhead sherwood (tenor saxophone, tambourine)
Ruth komanoff (marimba, vibes)

The air
Escaping from your mouth
The hair
Escaping from your nose
My heart
Escaping from the scraping
And the shaping
Of the draping...
I'm awaking
In a t-shirt
In a chevy
At a beach
And i'm freezing
And i'm wheezing
And i know
You were only teasing
Then i hit you
And i beat you
And told you
That i love you
In my car
In a jar

The air
Escaping from your pits
The hair
Escaping from my teeth
My hands
Are gripping
But they're slipping
And they're dripping
'cause i'm tripping
I got busted
Coming through customs
With a suitcase
Full of tapes
It was special
Tape recording
And they grabbed me
While i was boarding
Then they hit me
And they beat me
And they told me
They don't like me
And i crashed
In my nash
We can crash
In my nash
Etc.

Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)
Ray collins (vocals)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Roy estrada (electric bass)
Don preston (electric piano)
Billy mundi (drums)
Bunk gardner (piccolo, flute, clarinet, bass clarinet, soprano saxophone, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone, bassoon)
Ian underwood (electric organ, piano, harpsichord, celeste, flute, clarinet, alto saxophone, baritone saxophone)
Arthur tripp (drums, timpani, vibes, marimba, xylophone, wood blocks, bells, small chimes)
Motorhead sherwood (tenor saxophone, tambourine)
Ruth komanoff (marimba, vibes)

Cheese:
The first thing that attracted me to the mothers music
Was the fact that they played for twenty minutes
Everybody was hissing, and booing, and falling of the dance floor
And elmer was yelling at them to get
Off the stage and turn down they're amplifiers

Fz:
Ah! i know perfect thing to accompany this man's trumpet

None other than the mighty majestic albert hall pipe organ

You understand that you won't be able to hear the organ once we turn the amplifiers up.

All right don whip it on them

Louie louie

They like it loud, do you know?

Let's hear again to the london philharmonic orchestra

Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)
Ray collins (vocals)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Roy estrada (electric bass)
Don preston (electric piano)
Billy mundi (drums)
Bunk gardner (piccolo, flute, clarinet, bass clarinet, soprano saxophone, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone, bassoon)
Ian underwood (electric organ, piano, harpsichord, celeste, flute, clarinet, alto saxophone, baritone saxophone)
Arthur tripp (drums, timpani, vibes, marimba, xylophone, wood blocks, bells, small chimes)
Motorhead sherwood (tenor saxophone, tambourine)
Ruth komanoff (marimba, vibes)

Teee, teee paaa da

Peee dam papapapapam
Teeee papapam
This's our the last one

Yeh, it stays here

Mmm, three, four ...

Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)
Ray collins (vocals)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Roy estrada (electric bass)
Don preston (electric piano)
Billy mundi (drums)
Bunk gardner (piccolo, flute, clarinet, bass clarinet, soprano saxophone, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone, bassoon)
Ian underwood (electric organ, piano, harpsichord, celeste, flute, clarinet, alto saxophone, baritone saxophone)
Arthur tripp (drums, timpani, vibes, marimba, xylophone, wood blocks, bells, small chimes)
Motorhead sherwood (tenor saxophone, tambourine)
Ruth komanoff (marimba, vibes)

Ok, now you still want to get your name in the magazines
And he wants 500 dollars a month.

Where does it come from?
We worked one gig this month.

And thats....so what do we get?
Two hundred dollars for this gig up here if we're lucky.

If we're lucky, we'll get two hundred.
And it will be two weeks before we get it.
Probably.

I mean after all, what is all this shit in the newspaper,
If we got such a big name, how come....., we're starving man!
This fucking band is starving!
And we've been starving for three years.
I realize it takes a long time but god damn it!
Does it take another five, ten years from now.

There's some months when you're not going to work as much as other months. there's some months when you're going to make a lot of money and if you average it out, you do make more than two hundr
Llars a month.

Expenses are sure high to.
If we'd all been living in california,
It would have been different.

If we'd all been living in california,
We wouldn't have worked at all.

Oh, that's true.
Well, we're not working now anyway.
We worked one gig this month frank.
What's wrong with getting two months in a row of this good money?

Or three months in a row.

Then we could afford to take three of four months off
And everybody can......
After the first month i can get just enough ahead
But if i had two more months man,
I'll get ahead.
Because i'm not living very extravagantly, i'll tell you for sure.

Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)
Ray collins (vocals)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Roy estrada (electric bass)
Don preston (electric piano)
Billy mundi (drums)
Bunk gardner (piccolo, flute, clarinet, bass clarinet, soprano saxophone, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone, bassoon)
Ian underwood (electric organ, piano, harpsichord, celeste, flute, clarinet, alto saxophone, baritone saxophone)
Arthur tripp (drums, timpani, vibes, marimba, xylophone, wood blocks, bells, small chimes)
Motorhead sherwood (tenor saxophone, tambourine)
Ruth komanoff (marimba, vibes)

Electric aunt jemima
Goddess of love
Khaki maple buckwheats
Frizzle on the stove
Queen of my heart
Please hear my plea
Electric aunt jemima
Cook a bunch for me

Tried to find a reason
Not to quit my job
Beat me till i'm hungry
Found a punk to rob
Love me aunt jemima
Love me now & ever more

Love me aunt jemima

Tried to find a raisin
Brownies in the basin
Monza by the street light
Aunt jemima all night
Holiday & salad days
And days of mouldy mayonaise
Caress me
Caress me
Caress me aunt jemima
Caress me
Caress me aunt jemima
Caress me
Caress me aunt jemima
Caress me
Caress me aunt jemima
Caress me
Caress me aunt jemima

Mmm why are my lips, are gettin' heavy

I can't tell when you're telling the truth

I'm not.

How'd i know anything you said to me is ...

You don't.

Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)
Ray collins (vocals)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Roy estrada (electric bass)
Don preston (electric piano)
Billy mundi (drums)
Bunk gardner (piccolo, flute, clarinet, bass clarinet, soprano saxophone, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone, bassoon)
Ian underwood (electric organ, piano, harpsichord, celeste, flute, clarinet, alto saxophone, baritone saxophone)
Arthur tripp (drums, timpani, vibes, marimba, xylophone, wood blocks, bells, small chimes)
Motorhead sherwood (tenor saxophone, tambourine)
Ruth komanoff (marimba, vibes)

Fz:
Bizarre cheese:
Bizarre
No-one could ever understand our bizarre relationship because that was your intellectual frigid housekeeper.

Especially when you'd be going to bed with one chick at night and i wake up in the morning and find another one there, screaming at me.^li asked you what the fuck that chick was doing in your be
I walked in and you weren't with the same one you were in the night before.

Oh, i'll never forget that, as long as i live. that house where you had your shit all over. and we had a cat, it had fleas and we had lots of crabs that we proceeded to give to everyone in laure
Yon except for elmore and phil, because they were too sick to ball. elmore has a mentality of approximately one peanut, possibly. as a matter of fact, i can remember elmore telling me that he re
Had a lot of talent, but he didn't see how anyone could ever make it that insisted on saying fuck on stage. and he used to drive by in his gold cadillac and peer in the window. 'cause he never c
Get over the united groupies status that, that you had and he didn't. possibly because he is 50 years old and ratchet.

Fz:
Ahahaha