Welcome Interstate Managers

Sleeping on a planner at the Port Authority
Waitin' for my bus to come
Seven scotch-and-sodas at the office party
Now I don't remember where I'm from

I think I had a
Black wallet in my
Back pocket with a
Bus ticket and a picture of my baby inside
And if I make it home alive...

I'm gonna get my shit together
'Cause I can't live like this forever
You know I've come to far
And I don't wanna fail
I gotta new computer and a
Bright future in sales
Yeah yeah
A bright future in sales
Yeah yeah

Heading for the airport on a misty morning
Gonna catch a flight to Baltimore
Try to kill an hour with a whiskey sour
If there's time I might have just one more

I gotta do some
Quick reading for the
Big meeting but me
Head is spinning and I can't quite open my eyes
As long as I don't have to drive...

I'm gonna get my shit together
'Cause I can't live like this forever
You know I've come too far and
I don't wanna fail
I got a new computer and a
Bright future in sales
Yeah yeah
Bright future in sales
Yeah yeah
Bright future in sales
Yeah yeah
Bright future in sales
Yeah yeah

I had a line on a brand new account
But now I can't seem to find
Where I wrote that number down
I try to focus, I'm staring at the screen
Pretending that I know what all these little flashing lights mean

I gotta do some
Quick reading for the
Big meeting but my
Head is spinning and I can't quite open my eyes

I'm gonna get my shit together
'Cause I can't live like this forever
You know I've come too far and I don't wanna fail
I gotta new computer and a
Bright future in sales
Yeah yeah
Bright future in sales
Yeah yeah
Bright future in sales
Yeah yeah
Bright future in sales
Yeah yeah

Stacy's Mom has got it going on
Stacy's Mom has got it going on
Stacy's Mom has got it going on
Stacy's Mom has got it going on
Stcy's Mom has got it going on
Stcy's Mom has got it going on
Stacy's Mom has got it going on
Stacy's Mom has got it going on


Stacy can I come over after school?
Stacy can I come over after school?
(After school)
We can hang around by the pool
We can hang around by the pool
Did your mom get back from her buisness trip?
(Hang by the pool)
Is she there or is she trying to give me the slip?
Did your mom get back from her buisness trip?

(Business trip)
You know I'm not the little boy that I used to be
Is she there or is she trying to give me the slip?
I'm all grown up now baby cant you see
(Give me the slip)


Stacy's mom has got it going on
You know I'm not the little boy that I used to be
She's all I want and I 've waited for so long
I'm all grown up now baby cant you see
Stacy cant you see your just not the girl for me

I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom
Stacy's mom has got it goin' on

She's all I want and I've waited for so long
Stacy's Mom has got it going on
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me?
Stacy's Mom has got it going on
I know I might be wrong but

I'm in love with Stacy's mom
Stacy do you remeber when I mowed your lawn

Your mom came out with just a towel on
Stacy, do you remember when I mowed your lawn?
I could tell she liked me by the way she stared
(Mowed your lawn)
And the way she said you missed a spot over there
Your mom came out with just a towel o-o-o-on

(Towel on)
And I know that you think it's just a fantsy
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared
But since your dad walked out your mom could use a guy like me
(Way she stared)

And the way she said "You missed a spot over there"
Stacy's Mom has got it going on.
(Spot over there)
She's all I want and I've waited for so long

Stacy cant you see your just not the girl for me
And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's Mom
But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me


Stacy's mom has got it going on
She's all I want and I 've waited for so long
Stacy cant you see your just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's Stacy's mom, oh oh oh

Stacy's mom, oh oh oh
Stacy, can't you see you're just not the girl for me?
I know it might be wrong but
I'm in love with Stacy's mom.

Is that supposed to be your poker face
Or was someone run over by a train
And you were minding your own business
But you're begging for forgiveness just the same

And it's running back and forth inside your mind
Just how that town defined you
Dressed you up, painted your face

And now you're leaving New York
For no better place

You're awake and trying not to be
Wrapped around your pillow like a prawn
And the nighttime's wrapped around you
Will be until it drops you on the dawn
>From the C train to the shiny tower
Kicked around til happy hour found you
Where you can drink that smirk right off your face

And now you're leaving New York
For no better place

And here is your reflection
In a building uptown
A ghost inside some Madison Avenue display
Like water under bridges
You're slowly passing by
As you sail between the rooftops and the sky

And the bourbon sits inside me
Right now I'm a puppet in its sway
And it may be the whiskey talking
But the whiskey says I miss you every day

So I taxi to an all-night party
Park me in the corner in an old chair
Sip my drink and stare out into space

And now you're leaving New York
For no better place

He was killed by a cellular phone explosion
They scattered his ashes across the ocean
The water was used to make baby lotion
The wheels of promotion, were set into motion

Chorus
But the sun still shines in the summertime
I'll be yours if you'll be mine
I tried to change, but I changed my mind
Think I'll have another glass of Mexican Wine

She lived alone in a small apartment
Across the street from the health department
She left her pills in the glove compartment
That was the afternoon her heart went

And the sun still shines in the summertime
I'll be yours if you'll be mine
I tried to change, but I changed my mind
Think I'll have another glass of Mexican Wine
Think I'll have another glass of Mexican Wine

I used to fly for United Airlines
Then I got fired for reading High Times
My license expired in almost no time
Now I'm retired and I think that's fine

Because the sun still shines in the summertime
I'll be yours if you'll be mine
I tried to change but I changed my mind
Think I'll have another glass of Mexican Wine

Because the sun still shines in the summertime
I'll be yours if you'll be mine
I tried to change but I changed my mind
Think I'll have another glass of Mexican Wine
Think I'll have another glass of Mexican Wine
Won't you have another glass of Mexican Wine?