I Am Kurious Oranj

Yes
Stretch
Stretch
The god you reject
Makes ours the best*



Oh! ye swivel-heads
Burn from ashes
An ordure from this planet
That could not be extinguished
Angelic devil-sun



[...] good natured barracking
Children cross here
Both day and night
Angelic devil-sun



Yes o yes



(and that's what you get when you join the m. clark school of
Soccer coaching school: enraged and inflamed with torment.)

[official lyrics from the programme of the theatrical production of i am curious, orange from the kings theatre in edinburgh; contributed by fiona armstrong.]

Verse:

Curious or anj, i curious or anj
Oranj i'm curious or anj curious oranj

Chorus (spoken):

Anonymous curious is curious he's
Curious, curious, curious, curious
Some say what a cur and how#anonymous is he's
Curious, curious, curious, curious
Curious orange curious orang
Brrrrpa bapababa ba ba ba ba ba

They built the road over dumb fellows like you
They built the world as you know it
All the systems you traverse
They rode slipshod over all peasants like you
They were curious orange
They were curious oranj
They disliked papists
They rode
And their horses loved them, and their
Horses loved them too
They were curious oranj
They freed the blacks too
Built a church in one day man-amish
Their clothes were cool
Turned into napoleon over and didn't know
They made hitler laugh in pain -
They were curious oranj.
They invented birth control
They were ridiculed, invulnerable to -
Cool

Part two

Brrrp ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
They were curious orange
They were curiou ornaj
Paved way for atom bomb
Made the jews go to school
Sent missionary girls to arab states
And the sun-baked men did drool
They were curious orange
They were curious oranj
Pains in the arse man but they were
Inquirin
Brrp ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
They were: anti semitic


Anti artic


Anti gealic, you name it man

They were against it
They were the reformation spring,
And everybody in the world
Turned reformation blue
They were positively deranged,
They were curious oranj
Stuyvesant smoking
They were beyond ooobenblief
Efficient -prima to a man
They were curious orange.

You don't see rabbits being walked down the street
And you don't see many cats on leads
Dogs pet dogs dogs rapacious wet dogs
Owner of dogs slow-witted dog owner
Owner of rabid dog saving fare for tunnel
Euro-dream of civil, civil liberation for dogs
Society secret society inevitable nightmare
Of drift dog pet dogs street bullshit
Dog shit baby bit ass-lick dog mirror
Dead tiger shot and checked out by dog
Big tea-chest-fucker dog
Black collar sends east german refugee back switch and crap pathetic
Of earth-like lousy dog role model for infidel doghouse continent
Most citadel dog-eye mirror hypnotic school slaver and learn
Rot from dog on grass and over nervous delicate dog
Detracts light from indiscrepant non-dog-lover
Dog pet dog come home to ya
Come home we'll talk shit to ya
Dog the pet-owner-owner blistered hanging there death dog
Plato of the human example and copier dogmaster pet mourner
Dog is life



And did those feet in ancient times,
Walk upon mountains green?
And was the holy lamb of god,
On england's pleasant pastures seen?



And did the countenance divine,
Shine forth on clouded hills?
And was jerusalem
Ain the dark satanic mills?*



Jerusalem



It was the fault of the government
I was walking down the street
When i tripped up on a discarded banana skin
And on my way down i caught the side of my head
On a protruding brick chip
It was the government's fault
It was the fault of the government
I was very let down
From the budget i was expecting a one million quid handout
I was very disappointed
It was the government's fault
It was the fault of the government

I beecame semi-automatic type person
And i didn't have a pen
And i didn't heve a condom
It was the fault of the government
I think i'll emigrate to sweden or poland
And get looked after properly by government

Jerusalem



Bring bow of burning gold:
Bring arrows of desire:
Bring me spear: o clouds unfold!



And though i rest from mental fight,
And though sword sleeps in hand
I will not rest til jerusalem is built


In englands green and pleasant land.

Rockin' records
Rockin' records
Rock the record
Rockin' records
The guy's rock records

Big priest

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Rock the records
Rock rock records

Drink the long
Drink the long draught
Drink the long draught for big priest

Drink the long draught down
Drink the long
Drink the long draught
Big priest

He is not (appreciated)

Drink the long
Drink the long draught
Drink the long draught for big priest

Rock the records
Check the record
Check the guy's track record
Check the record
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He is not appreciated

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Check the guy's track record
Big priest

Check the record
Check the record
Check the guy's track record
Check the record
Check the guy's rock record

He is not appreciated

Drink the long draught down
Drink the long
Drink the long for big priest

Check the record
Check the record
Check the guy's track record
Check the record
Check the guy's track record

He is not appreciated

Rock the records
Rock the records
Rockin' records
Big priest

Drink the long
Drink the long draught
Drink the long draught for the big priest

Check the record
Check the record
Check the guy's track record
Check the record
Check the guy's track record

He is not appreciated

Rock the records
Rock the records
Rockin' records
Big prinz

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Rockin rec - rock's records

From over the ocean came plague
Via the ocean - plague came
Plague came & we're not the same
All around is pure tension
Beliefs and tears now & again
From where has this great sadness came
From sou'west flew plague
From northwest plague came

I laughed at chicks with frustration
Fear of plague has sent us home
For love at least of our dear mum
Father takes it in his stride
Says 'back in the closet, son'
Was it ocean brought the plague?
Over the ocean came plague

Plague came, nothing is the same
All there is is death and pain
Hearts now broken on our beach
[love disolved as they do up]
Love dissolved by haitian sun
Did south atlantic bring plague?
What evil ocean brought plague?

Plague flew up from an ocean
From satan's tree and his baboon
A body's waste 'neath a gibbous moon
Rancid kid drowned in lagoon
From still blue ocean came plague
From caribbean plague came

Plague came in that satan made
And our friends became deranged
Secret glamrock, gleeful hat
We stock far corporation
Glamrock family leisure zone

It was an evil plague

They sparked up and they built the boat
Put wind in its grim sail
Bringing plague and our peril
Bringing plague and our peril

Check the record
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Check the guy's track record

Appreciated - guy's

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Check the guy's track record

Check the record
Check the guy's rock record

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William william
William william
William william
William william etc.

Check the record
Check the record
Check the guy's track record

Appreciated
Win fall cd
Appreciated
Win fall cd
William william etc.
Appreciated
And they say:
Rock the records etc.
Win fall cd
William william

Lord guide me soft etc.