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[mr. mackey] (eric cartman)
And everyone should get along..
Okay children quiet down, quiet down
Children i'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day
His name is mr. shady
Children quiet down please
Brian don't throw that (shut up!)
Mr. shady will be your new substitute
While mr. kaniff is out with pneumonia (he's got aids!)
Good luck mr. shady

[eminem]
Hi there little boys and girls (fuck you!)
Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels
But first, i'd like you to meet my friend bob (huh?)
Say hi bob! ("hi bob") bob's 30 and still lives with his mom
And he don't got a job, cause bob sits at home and smokes pot
But his twelve-year old brother looks up to him an awful lot
And bob likes to hang out at the local waffle spot
And wait in the parkin lot for waitresses off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets dark and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the chopping blocks (ahh!)
And even if they escaped and they got the cops
The ladies would all be so afraid, they would drop the charge
'til one night mrs. stacey went off the job
When she felt someone grab her whole face and said not to talk
But stacey knew it was bob and said knock it off
But bob wouldn't knock it off cause he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier than slim shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even take him to dre's to get bob a "dr."(gasps)
He grabbed stace' by the legs as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the cops to find her
But ever since the day stacey went off to wander
They never found her, and bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And that's the story of bob and his marijuana,
And what it might do to you
So see if the squirrels want any - it's bad for you

Chorus: mr. mackey (eminem)

See children, drugs are bahhhd (c'mon)
And if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (ask him man)
And if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (that's right)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to drugs (that's right)
So you don't act like everyone else does (uh-huh)
Then there's really nothin else to say (sing along)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?

[eminem]
My penis is the size of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck no you ain't seen it, it's the size of a peanut (huh?)
Speakin of peanuts, you know what else is bad for squirrels?
Ecstasy is the worst drug in the world
If someone ever offers it to you, don't do it
Kids two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
And spinal fluid is final, you won't get it back
So don't get attached, it'll attack every bone in your back
Meet zach, twenty-one years old
After hangin out with some friends at a frat party, he gets bold
And decides to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
And peer pressure will win every time you try to fight it
Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his pulse goes into hyperdrive
And his eyes roll back in his skull {*blblblblblb*}
His back starts tah - look like the mcdonald's arches
He's on donald's carpet, layin horizontal barfin {*bleh*}
And everyone in the apartment starts laughin at him
"hey adam, zach is a jackass, look at him!"
Cause they took it too, so they think it's funny
So they're laughing at basically nothing except maybe wasting his money
Meanwhile, zach's in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's practicin yoga
And that's the story of zach, the ecstasy maniac
So don't even feed that to squirrels class, cause it's bad for you

Chorus: mr. mackey (eminem)

See children, drugs are bahhhd (that's right)
And if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (that's right)
And if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (you can)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (she will)
So kids say no to drugs (smoke crack)
So you don't act like everyone else does (that's right)
And there's really nothin else to say (but umm)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?

[eminem]
And last but not least, one of the most humungous
Problems among young people today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, wipe it off,
Bag it up, and you put it right in your mouth and chew it
Yum yum! then you start to see some dumb stuff
And everything slows down when you eat some of 'em..
And sometimes you see things that aren't there (like what?)
Like fat woman in g-strings with orange hair
(mr. shady what's a g-string?) it's yarn claire
Women stick 'em up their behinds, go out and wear 'em (huh?)
And if you swallow too much of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did i say magic mushrooms? i meant fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's tongue (how come?)
Cause it comes from a cow's dung (gross!!)
See drugs are bad, it's a common fact
But your mom and dad, know that's all that i'm good at (oh!)
But don't be me, cause if you grow up and you go and o.d.
They're gonna come for me and i'ma have to grow a goatee
And get a disguise and hide, cause it'll be my fault
So don't do drugs, and do exactly as i don't,
Cause i'm bad for you

Chorus: mr. mackey (eminem)

See children, drugs are bahhhd (uh-huh)
And if you don't believe me, ask ya dahhhd (put that down)
And if you don't believe him, ask ya mom (you can ask)
She'll tell you how she does 'em all the time (and she will)
So kids say no to drugs (say no)
So you don't act like everyone else does (like i do)
And there's really nothin else to say (that's right)
Drugs are just bad, mmm'kay?

[mr. mackey] (eric cartman)
Come on children, clap along (shut up!)
Sing along children (suck my motherfuckin dick!)
Drugs are just bad, drugs are just bad (south park is gonna sue me!)
So don't do drugs (suck my motherfuckin penis!)
So there'll be more for me (hippie! god damnit!)
(mushrooms killed kenny! *fart* ewww, ahhh!)
(so, fucked up, right now..)

Artist: bad meets evil (eminem and royce the 5-9)
[royce] what? uhh..
[em] the bad..
[royce] yeah..
[em] the evil..
[royce] right, yo
[em] put em together

Chorus: royce the 5-9, eminem

[royce] yo if it wasn't for your whip, i'd have nothin to strip
[em] if it wasn't for a wrist, i'd have nothin to slit
If it wasn't for the shrooms, i'd have nothin to chew
[royce] yo..
[both] i'm just fuckin with you, cause i got nothin to do

[eminem]
I am bored!!!!!
I came in the diner with skateboarders, and placed orders
Ate hors d'oeuvres, and hit the waiter with plate warmers *crash sound*
Let you inhale the glock smell, while i'm rippin your wallet off
And slippin a molotov in your cocktail (take that)
Burnin your contracts, punch your a&r in the face *punch sound*
Smash his glasses and turn em to contacts
I'm on some shook shit, if it's missin i took it (whoops!)
Nurse look at this straightjacket, it's crooked!
I go to jail and murder you from a cell
Put a knife in an envelope and have you stabbed in the mail (fedex)
So how do you describe someone, with a decapitated head
When the rest of his body's still alive runnin?

[royce]
Comin with five gunmen, waitin to do a drive-by
So when you see the black 500 (what?) hide from it
For every hundred mc's rhymin about birds
Only about two-thirds'd really set it without words
Yo you ain't a thug, i can make you bitch up
Pick the fifth up, cock, spit, you would swear it's rainin slugs (what?)
I'm the hottest shit in the industry (uh)
I got every thug on the block that get a wind of me defendin me
You lack class and respect, get a direct backblast
The bad and evil mad rap, i cover the bad half
You know how a thug in this shit'll end up
Spit a round, lift your chin up, you get hit, ten down and ten up (what?)
I take it if you run your mouth, then you wanna get sent up
Heat it up, you be leakin blood and spittin phlegm up
Now we rivals, cause of a small name or title
You stepped, got devoured and left with a flower and bible

Chorus: 2x

[eminem]
*yawns* forget a chorus -- my metaphors are so complicated
It takes six minutes to get applause (yay)
And by the time you all catch on, i'ma end your career
And walk away with the whole floor so you have nothin to fall back on!
I'll throw you off of ten floors .. *ahhhhhhh*
Pull a fuckin headache outta my head, and put it in yours (take this)
I'm indoors, waitin for this acid to seep in my skin pores
To go outdoors and do some in-stores
This bitch wanted to blow me, i said, "it oughta happen.
You swallow cum bitch?" "no, but i brought a napkin"
Gettin skullie while i'm autographin
Got my daughter laughin cause i sent her mother whitewater raftin
I'm not a fact, i'ma proven fear
Mr. rogers blocked up my u-haul screamin,
"wait, wait, wait.. you ain't movin here!"
Lorena bobbitt, c'mere, want a souveneir?
I've been high as fuck, since i was a juvi-neer
Juvenile? same difference -- i need some 'caine
Cause i ain't sniffed since i woke up the seven slain infants
(oh my god!) brain implants and they say there's a slim chance
I won't stay the same cause i traded brains with a chimpanz'

[royce]
Walkin in swamp water with an m-16, out for the blood
Shove a gun in the mouth of a thug
To break braces, you say grace and make faces
I'll display hate and break you in eight places (what?)
Take paces, turn around draw in a standoff
Precise aim, icin my fame, blowin your hand off
Dancin with the devil leadin - i won't die, i'm never leavin (what?)
I pledge allegiance to forever breathin
Street niggaz with nuts, what? my meat's bigger (what?)
Fake-ass thugs with toy guns and cheap triggers
With a deathwish, thinkin i'm the nigga to mess with
Let the tech lift, direct chest hit, melt your necklace
For instance, you just a henchmen, on tough soil (what?)
A follower never had heart, he just loyal
Thugs is glass doors, i see through em, put the heat to em
Be careful you might get what you ask for

Chorus 2x

[em] the bad.. the evil..
The bad.. the evil..

<old hip hop musical beat tune plays in the background, just like a radio
Station>

Proof (from d12):
Yeah soul it tick, checking it number 1 baby this week,
You know what i'm sayin'?
This is m.c. proof

Hare:
And d.j. hare.

Proof (from d12):
Checkin' in on w.e.g.o.
You know what i'm sayin'?
Ay yo we got the number 1 requested song, of the day coming up next.
It's a local thing wants retilin'
It goes by the name of eminem
And it's called "it's ok"

Chorus: repeat 2x

Hi! my name is.. (what?) my name is.. (who?)
My name is.. <scratches> slim shady
Hi! my name is.. (huh?) my name is.. (what?)
My name is.. <scratches> slim shady

Ahem.. excuse me!
Can i have the attention of the class
For one second?

[eminem]
Hi kids! do you like primus? (yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like i did?
Try {'cid} and get messed up worse that my life is?
My brain's dead weight, i'm tryin to get my head straight
But i can't figure out which spice girl i want to {impregnate}
And dr. dre said, "slim shady you a basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "so why's your face red? man you wasted!"
Well since age twelve, i've felt like a caged elf
Who stayed to himself, in one space, chasin his tail (blalblalblabla)
Got ticked off and ripped pamela lee's lips off
Kissed em and said, "i ain't know silicone was 'sposed to be this soft"
I'm bout to pass out and crash, and fall in the grass
Faster than a fat man who sat down too fast
C'mere lady! (shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
I don't give a damn, dre sent me to tick the world off!

Chorus

[eminem]
My english teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (damn!)
Thanks a lot.. next semester, i'll be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
And told him to change the grade on the paper (now!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Served the bartender, then walked out with a tip cup
Extraterrestrial, runnin over pedestrians
In a spaceship while they're screamin at me: "let's just be friends!"
Ninety-nine percent of my life i was lied to
I just found out my mom does more {dope} than i do
I told her i'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin {drugs} and name it after her (here mom!)
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands like some screamin usher fans (aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at white castle asked for my autograph (dude, can i get your autograph?)
So i signed it: 'dear dave, thanks for the support, {asshole!}'

Chorus

[eminem]
Stop the tape! this kid needs to be locked away! (get him!)
Dr. dre, don't just stand there, operate!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
Am i comin or goin? i can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of kool-aid -- dare me to drive? (go ahead)
All my life i was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
Clothes ripped like the incredible hulk (hachhh-too)
I spit when i talk, i'll {fuck} anything that walks (c'mere)
When i was little i used to get so hungry i would throw fits
How you gonna breast feed me mom? (wah!) you ain't got no {tits!} (wah!)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulleproof vest on and tap myself in the head (bang!)
I'm steamin mad (arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (yeah?)
Ask him if he bought a porno mag and seen my ad

Chorus

Oh yeah, this is eminem baby, back up in that motherfucking ass
One time for your mother fucking mind, we represent the 313
You know what i'm saying?, cause they don't know shit about this
For the 9-6

Verse 1:
Ayo, my pen and paper cause a chain reaction
To get your brain relaxin, cause they be actin maniac in action
A brainiac in fact son, you mainly lack attraction
You looking zany whack with just a fraction of my tracks spun
My rhyming skills got you climbing hills
I travel through your mind until you spine like siren drills
I'm sliming grills of roaches, with sprayed on disinfectants
With some ex rappers till their spinal column disconnects
We disinfect then check the monologue, turn your system up
Twist them up, and indulge in the marijuana smoke
This is the season for noise pollution contamination
Examination of more cartoons than animation
My lamination of narration
Hit's a snare and bass of track fucked up rapper interrogation
When i declare invasion, there ain't no time to be stare and gazing
I turn the stage into a barren wasteland...
I'm infinite

Chorus:
You heard of hell well i was sent from it
I went to it's surface and sentenced for murdering instruments
Now i'm trying to repent from it
But when i hear the beat i'm tempted to make another attempt at it...
I'm infinite

Verse 2:
Bust it, i let the beat commence so i can beat the sense of your elite defense
I got to meet the fence fruit was stompin at your feet to rinse
I greet intensive ladies, i spoil all your fans
I foil plans and leave fluids leaking like oil bands
My coil hands around this microphone lethal
One thought in my cerebral is deeper then a jeep full of people
Mc's are feeble, i came to cause some pandemonium
Battle a band of phony mc's and stand the only one
Imitator, intimidator, stimulator, simulator of data, eliminator
There's never been a greater since the burial of jesus
Fuck around and catch all of the venereal diseases
My thesis will smash a stereo to pieces
My accapella releases plastic masterpieces through telekinesis
And eases you mentally, gently, sentimentally, instrumentally
With entity, dementedly meant to be infinite

Chorus:
You heard of hell well i was sent from it
I went to it's surface and sentenced for murdering instruments
Now i'm trying to repent from it
But when i hear the beat i'm tempted to make another attempt at it...
I'm infinite

Verse 3:
Man i got evidence i'm never dense and i been clever ever since
My residence was hesitant to do some shit that represents the m-o
So i'm assuming all responsibility
Cause there's a monster will in me that always wants to kill mc's
Mic messaler, slamming like a wrestler
Here to make a mess of a lyric smuggling embezzler
No one is speacialer, my skill is intergalactical
I get cynical at a fool then i send a crew back to school
I never packed a tool or acted cool, it wasn't practical
I'd rather led a tactful, tractical, track for your fancy
In fact i can't see, or can't imagine
A man who ain't a lover of beats or a fan of scratching
This is for my family, the kid who had a cameo on my last jam
Plus the man who never had a plan b
Be all you can be, cause once you make an instant hit
I'm tense to be tempted when i see the sins my friends commit...
I'm infinite

Chorus:
You heard of hell well i was sent from it
I went to it's surface and sentenced for murdering instruments
Now i'm trying to repent from it
But when i hear the beat i'm tempted to make another attempt at it...
I'm infinite
You heard of hell well i was sent from it
I went to it's surface and sentenced for murdering instruments
Now i'm trying to repent from it
But when i hear the beat i'm tempted to make another attempt at it...
I'm infinite

Women singing:
Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight

Verse 1:
I'm getting mad love, i'm snuggling hugs
Druggling thugs, smuggling drugs, juggling jobs, guzzling jugs
So here's a toast to federal checks
Hetero sex, unaffordable medical debts, huh
We travel in packs and ravel in facts and gravel in cracks
To find babbling max, gaffling tracks
I grapple an axe for them baffling acts
The mysterious stab in the backs who dabble in wax
Still in my yard when i sculpted the culprit
The tall shit that will end up with his skull split
Then i buried the hatchet, i carried on my back
Butterfingers is here and it's necessary to scratch it
Baby all i wanna do is swallow one and two
Smoke a little bit and follow one of you
Back home when the party ends
So tonight i'm dropping naughty hints
To the finest women in the audience

Chorus:
Women singing:
Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight (blends in with lyrics)

Eminem: cause we came here to do this tonight
We don't wanna fight, we don't want no one feeling uptight
Cause we came here to do this tonight
Till the morning light hope that everyone's feeling alright
Cause we came here to do this tonight
We don't wanna fight, we don't want no one feeling uptight
Cause we came here to do this tonight
Till the morning light hope that everyone's feeling alright

Verse 2:
Ayo, biters are like tarantulas, vandealous
Living as scandalous as a television evangelist
But i can handle this, i'm the rhyme biter crime fighter
Caped crusader, taking care of undeserving lime lighters
I think a living never meant for me
Experimentally i found a way to spread interamentally
When i stumbled upon this resolution
By using a special fusion of chemical solution for this resolution
You couldn't see me with binoculars
I armed like an octopus
Step on stage and you get socked and pushed
Talking that junk like you went black, guarded your back
Come battle me and you get smacked as hard as you act
When i rap i represent it and will never referee in it
Every minute so when i win it you never resent it
I'm forever demented, come up with funk, i'll never be scented
You got the point when i cleverly said it

Chorus:
Women singing:
Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight (blends in with lyrics)

Eminem: cause we came here to do this tonight
We don't wanna fight, we don't want no one feeling uptight
Cause we came here to do this tonight
Till the morning light hope that everyone's feeling alright
Cause we came here to do this tonight
We don't wanna fight, we don't want no one feeling uptight
Cause we came here to do this tonight
Till the morning light hope that everyone's feeling alright

Verse 3:
Eminem is heading skyward
For those who thought that i would make you bored and treat you like a piece
Of plywood
I've got miracle lyrical capability all in me
With the agility to escape a killer bee colony
So get your cameras and capture how miraculous
I rap for all you draculas and showed you all how whack you was
I meant it as a dis, cause you don't posses the pizzazz as this
I'm hazardous enough already as it is
Without you adding fuel to the fire
I'm cruel to the liar
Who fails to recognize my reign of hell, rule to the sire
Clinical studies show that i'm cynical
There's no one who's identical to my fresh and authentic flow
I'm sure the party people can agree
That i'm enchanting, with the romantic
Freaking the vocals so frantically
So throw your hands up in the atmosphere
And let them know the only party that was phat was here, just be like

Chorus:
Women singing:
Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight (blends in with lyrics)

Eminem: cause we came here to do this tonight
We don't wanna fight, we don't want no one feeling uptight
Cause we came here to do this tonight
Till the morning light hope that everyone's feeling alright
Cause we came here to do this tonight
We don't wanna fight, we don't want no one feeling uptight
Cause we came here to do this tonight
Till the morning light hope that everyone's feeling alright

I'm the illest rapper to hold a cordless
Patrolling corners
Looking for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll of quarters
I'm meaner in action
Than rosco beating james tarteenyer (?)
And smackin his back with vacuum cleaner attachments
I grew up in the wild hood
As a hazardous youth
With a fucked up childhood
That i used as an excuse
And aint shit changed
But kept the same mindstate
Since the third time that i failed 9th grade
You probably think that i'm a negative person don't be so sure of it
I don't promote violence i just encourage it
I laugh at the sight of death
As i fall down a cement flight of steps
And land inside a bed of spider webs
So throw caution to the wind
You and a friend
Can jump off of a bridge and if you live, do it again
Shit, why not? blow your brain out
I'm blowing mine out
Fuck it, you only live once you might as well die now

It's only fair to warn
I was born with a set of horns
And metaphors attached to my damn ambulical cord
Warlord of rap little bastard with a two by four board
That smashed into your honda accord
With a 4 door ford
But a more toward (?) droppin in accapella
To chopp a fella
To mozarella
Worse than a hellacopta propella
Got you locked in the cella
With your skeleton showing
Developing anorexia
While i'm standin next to ya
Eating a full course meal watching you starve to death
With an iv in your veins
Feeding you liquid darvicet
Pumping you full of drugs
Pull the plugs
On the gunshot victims full of bullet slugs
Who were picked up in an ambulance
And driven
To receiving with the asses ripped outta they pants
And given
A less than 20 percent chance
Of living
Have a possible placement
It's a hospital patient
Storing the dead bodies in grandma's little basement
Doctor kevorkian has arrived
To perform an autopsy on you while you scream "i'm still alive!"
Driving a rusty scalpel in through the top of your scalp
And pulling your adams apple out through your mouth
Better call the fire department
I've hired a arson
To set fire to carpet
And burn up your entire apartment
I'm a liar to start shit (?)
Got your bitch wrapped around my dick
So tight you need a crobar to pry her apart wit

Met a retarded kid named greg with a wooden leg
Snatched it off and beat him over the fucking head with the peg
Go to bed with the keg wake up with the 40
Mixed up with alka seltzer and formula 44d
Fuck an acid tab i'll strap the whole sheet to my forehead
Wait until it absorbed in and fell to the floor dead
No more said case closed end of discussion
I'm blowin up like spontaneous human combustion
Leaving you in the aftermath of holocaust and traumas
Cross the bombas (?)
We blowin up your house killing your parents
And coming back to get your foster mommas
And i'm as good at keeping a promise as nostradamus
Cause i aint making no more threats
I'm doing drivebys in tinted corvettes on vietnam war vets
I'm more or less sick in the head
Maybe more cause i smoked crack (?)
Today, yesterday, and the day before Sabitor
Walk the block with a labrador
Straped wit more corral for war than el salvador
Foul style galore
Verbal cow manure
Coming together like the eyebrow on al b. sure

Artist: dj spinna f/ eminem, thirstin howl iii


Verse one (thirstin howl):
I hit harder
Than forman
Landing both both gloves to a low blow
With no cup
Leave you speech-less like when arrested development broke up
Carry a crow bar for egos that won't budge
Crack skulls
Through helmets
With the penetration of a screw nailed in
Return like i was sending self addressed postage
Throw bricks the size of the stonehenge
Before battles, we pour blood
And toast, death to wicked infants
Found on the sorceress' doorsteps
Slaughter lamb
And boar's head
Every mc's cause of boredness
And mind bondage
Bronchitis, lung failure
Language unfam-i-liar
Art through a flooded air brush
??? leave craft
Sentences joined with words holding hands
It's a tight squeeze
From where your head will be landing
In exact time flight leaves

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Verse two (eminem):
Who's arm is this?
I must have cut it off at the pharmacist
And refused to resume my severed prescription of ???
I'm the old man who lives upstairs and starves his pets
And never leaves his house 'cause he thinks his car's possessed
I hate my life
That's why i degrade my wife
Grabbed a paper plate to make a sandwich
And just ate the knife
My mother's screaming 'please heal him, take him straight to christ'
Meet you on the street and slap you just to break the ice
Made a bomb threat with a fake device
Strip you naked twice, pistol whip you and force you to take advice
And if you catch me bobbin' my head to some bullshit spittin'
I was probably just tryin to shake the lice
Bugs fallin' out of my head
I'm wishin' i was dead
While i'm crawlin out of my bed
Found it red
And my rash is returning
I feel the sensation of burning
Occurring, usually during pain for release in my urine
Screamin' at my shadow 'please quit followin' me'
These pills keep screamin' 'please quit swollin' me'
The devil keeps screamin' 'please get down on one knee'
Took the drugs before the cops ever found them on me

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Artist: eminem f/ eye-kyu
Eye-kyu: check it out,
Eminem: hey kyu!

Eye-kyu:
Chorus: it's a broke day but everything is ok (it's ok)
I'm up all night, but everything is alright (it's alright)
It's a rough week, and i don't get enough sleep (i can't sleep)
It's a long year pretending i belong here (belong here)
It's a broke day but everything is ok (it's ok)
I'm up all night, but everything is alright (it's alright)
It's a rough week, and i don't get enough sleep (i can't sleep)
It's a long year pretending i belong here (belong here)

Verse 1: eminem
One day i plan to be a family man happily married
I wanna grow to be so old that i have to be carried
Till i'm glad to be buried
And leave this crazy world
And have at least a half a million for my baby girl
It may be early to be planning this stuff
Cause i'm still struggling hard to be the man, and it's tough
Cause man it's been rough, but still i manage enough
I've been taken advantage of, damaged and scuffed
My hands have been cuffed
But i don't panic and huff, frantic and puff
Or plan to give up, the minute shit hits the fan it erupts
I'm anteing up double or nothing, i've been trouble enough
And i'm sick of struggling and suffering, see
My destiny's to rest at ease, till i'm impressed and pleased
With my progress, i won't settle for less than cheese
I'm on a quest to seize all, my own label to call
Way before my baby is able to crawl
I'm too stable to fall, the pressure motivates
To know i hold the weight of boulders on my shoulder blades
I seen the golden gates to heaven on earth
Where they don't pull a weapon on you when you stepping on turf, q

Eye-kyu:
Chorus: it's a broke day but everything is ok (it's ok)
I'm up all night, but everything is alright (it's alright)
It's a rough week, and i don't get enough sleep (i can't sleep)
It's a long year pretending i belong here (belong here)
It's a broke day but everything is ok (it's ok)
I'm up all night, but everything is alright (it's alright)
It's a rough week, and i don't get enough sleep (i can't sleep)
It's a long year pretending i belong here (belong here)

Verse 2: eminem
I'm going for broke, gambling and playing for keeps
Everyday in the streets, scrambling and paying for cheep
Praying for sleep
Dreaming with a watering mouth
Wishing for a better life for my daughter and spouse
In this slaughtering house, caught up in bouts
With the root of all evil
I've seen it turn beautiful people crude and deceitful
And make them do shit illegal
For these grant's and jackson's
These transactions explain a man's actions
But in the mist of this insanity, i found my christianity
Through god and there's a wish he granted me
He showed me how to cope with the stress
And hope for the best, instead of mope and depressed
Always groping a mess, of flying over the nest
To selling dope with the rest
I quit smoking cess to open my chest
Life is stressful inside this cesspool
Trying to wrestle, i almost bust a blood vessel
My little brother's trying to learn his mathematics
He's asthmatic, running home from school away from crack addicts
Kids attract static, children with automatics
Taking target practice on teens for starter jackets
I'm using smarter tactics to overcome this slum
I won't become as dumb as some and succumb to scum
It's cumbersome, i'm trying to do well on this earth
But it's been hell on this earth since i fell on this earth

Eye-kyu:
Chorus: it's a broke day but everything is ok (it's ok)
I'm up all night, but everything is alright (it's alright)
It's a rough week, and i don't get enough sleep (i can't sleep)
It's a long year pretending i belong here (belong here)
It's a broke day but everything is ok (it's ok)
I'm up all night, but everything is alright (it's alright)
It's a rough week, and i don't get enough sleep (i can't sleep)
It's a long year pretending i belong here (belong here)

Uh, it's ok, yeah it's alright, even though i can't sleep
Uh yeah, it's ok, it's alright, i can't sleep

[x] pssh, man i need a lighter man
[e] right here
[x] yeahhh.. whassup slim?
[e] what's crackin?
[x] hit this shit
[e] ssshhit i almost hit this motherfucker today
[x] psh, is that right?
[e] what is it with motherfuckers thinkin that..
[e] {*sigh*} because we're in the spotlight or whatever that..
[e] they can do or say whatever they want to us
[e] and that we won't retaliate
[x] protect my motherfuckin' self, by any
[both] means, necessary
[e] right?

[chorus 2x: eminem]
Cause you don't know me, i don't know you
So don't approach me, i won't approach you
And don't insult me, i won't insult you
Cause you don't know what i will or i won't do

[xzibit]
Make no mistake, i'm the golden state heavyweight
Bein underrated gave me time to create it
Can you relate? i renovate, straight out the gate
Carried my weight, but seem to receive nothin but hate
Millionaires snatchin crumbs off my little son plate
Kidnapped, locked in a trunk, get shot in the face
No hoes, no clothes, no one showin up for my shows
You know how it goes; i might as well kick it at home
But my baby momma hate my guts and can't stand me (yeah)
Packed up, moved out, started a new family
So all this strugglin for what, so i can blow up
Marry a slut but can't watch my seed grow up?
Fuck that, this the fuckin thanks i get
For tryin to edutain assholes and feed my bitch
Yo i feel like my whole life is upside down (upside down)
Cause you seein more support than i'm seein my child
It's like..

[eminem]
.. everyday i wake up, another drama
It's a wonder i'm alive, survivin this karma
If i can hold on to my private life for five minutes longer
I might get my wife to let go of this knife and just calm her
Without these cameras in our faces like animals
For your channel 2 action news to follow our ambulence up the avenue
And catch a glimpse of all the suicide attempts
And what we do in private since they won't let us put up a fence
And you wonder why i carry every gun under the sun
Whether it's unloaded full or an un-registered one
No bullet, you're so full of shit
This clip is so full it'll spit if i don't pull it
And don't give me no bullshit i'm not in the mood
I just got in a feud in some parkin lot with a dude
Over kim and she just slit both of her wrists over the shit
Don't tell me bout the show business shit
I know what this is, bitch

[chorus]

[xzibit]
This ain't business, this is personal bitch
You don't know xzibit from shit, new school, class dismissed
I had a very fucked up day, i'm needin this fit
Shuttin motherfuckers up like they pleadin the 5th
Yo em it's time to get serious with it (yeah)
Time for everybody to feel it, similar to the egg in the skillet
This is your brain on drugs, xzibit brain on thugs
Ain't no neighborhood that's big enough to bang on us
Ain't no love lost my niggaz, relax yo'self
I'm about to snatch it all and start spreadin the wealth
To my niggaz who never seen it i mean it when i holla
At the top of my lungs about my guns and my loved ones
Got, tons of ammo to crack your enamel
Changin your channel, you played like a fuckin piano
Ridin slow through cali like i'm ridin a camel
Millionaire motherfuckers with their brains in their flannels
I feel like, tony soprano, who do i trust now?
Just hit me on my tele' nigga soon as i touch down
Spit lines to split spines just to get mine
Big behind bitches gettin dick to spit shine
Sniff lines of coke, that's the only shit that make you dope
Bitch-ass nigga that's droppin the soap
Get choked out and beat, put your head in a vise-grip
And turn til you motherfuckers tell me the right shit

[eminem]
So do i gotta buy a whole block to myself
A front door with twelve locks
And have a bodyguard walk me out to my mailbox
And everytime somebody makes a threat, run and tell cops?
Fuck that, i protect myself with these twelve shots
And one in the chamber, gun in the waist
And one in the ankle, waitin for someone to come to my place
Tryin to walk up and knock like these cocksuckers are not
Gonna get a shotgun or a glock shoved in their face?
And it's a disgrace hailey can't play with her toys
In the front yard without you drivin by honkin your horn
Screamin some shit, leanin out your windows, beepin n shit
Or pullin up in my drive like i won't leap in your whip
And so these kids tell their friends and relatives where i live
So my address ends up on the internet again
So then, i do an interview with spin, tellin them
That if someone comes to my crib, i'ma shove a gun in their ribs
And reporters, blow it out of proportion
"oh, now he's pullin guns on his fans
Just for tryin to stand on his porch"
And i'm the bad guy, cause i don't answer my door like "hey hi!
You guys wants some autographs? okay, form a straight line!"
Sometimes i feel like loadin this rifle
And climbin the roof at night and hidin outside to snipe you
It's not that i don't like you..
.. it's just that i'm not behind the mic
I'm a person who's just like you

[eminem]
Hi!
Original bad boy on the case, cover your face
Came in the place blowed, and sprayed puffy with mase
I laced the weed with insect repellant, better check the smelly
Eminem starts with e, better check the spelling
With a capital, somebody grab me a snapple
I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adam

[Chorus]
Come get me
If you mothafuckas want Shady
If Pac was still here now,
He would never ride with Ja
Na, na, na, na ,na, na, na, na

[Eminem]
Makaveli rest in peace
Irv Gotti, too much Bacardi in his body
Miles like a .12 gauge shotti

[Chorus 2x]

[Eminem]
You ain't a killa, you a pussy
That exstacy got you all emotional and moushy
Bitches wearin rages in photos, Ja's words bein quoted
In the SOURCE, stealin 'Pac's shit like he just wrote it
You loud mouth, pray to god, hope that no one's listenin
See 50 comin for me, I'ma guard my, my position
No one will pay attention
To me, please Gotti, here I go
Gimme this pill, exstacy got me feelin so
Invincible
Now all of a sudden I'm a fuckin mad man who screams
Like I'm 'Pac but I'm not, enemies, Hennesy
Actin like I'm great, but I'm fake, I'm CRAZY
Sweat drip, get me off this trip, someone stop this train
Some say my brain is all corrupted, fuck from this shit
I'm stuck, addicted from these drugs, I'ma quit
Sayin mothafucka's name's before someone fucks me up
Ain't no pussies over here, partner, see you hell, fucker

[Eminem Sings]
Come get me
If you mothafuckas want Shady
If Pac was still here now,
He would never ride with Ja
Na, na, na, na ,na, na, na, na

Get off that E
Before you try to fuck with me
It's Aftermath here now
Shady Records got it locked
La, la, la, la , la, la, la, la

[50 Cent]
Temesentruries is packed with promise makers
Never realized the precious time them bitch niggas is wastin
Insitutionalize, my bitches bring me product by the bundles
Hustle hard from the cell, G-Unit mothafucka, WE BALLIN
Catch me countin trees when I'm callin
Can you set my car, Ceo let me sip on Henessy, "Can I sips some more?"
Hell, I done been in jail, I ain't scared
Momma checkin in my bedroom, I ain't there
I got a head with no screws in it
Mothafuckas think they can stop 50... they losin it
Lil' nigga named Ja, thinks he live like me
Talkin about he left the hospital, took 9 like me

[50 Cent]
You lil fantasies nigga
I'll be ??
When that lil sweet ass comin out of the closet
now he wonderin why DMX blow tha mouth
next time grown folks talkin bitch close your mouth
Peep me I take this war shit deeply
Seen too many real niggas ballin like these bitch niggas beat me
yous a mothafuckin punk and you see me with gloves
quit havin those fuckin kids with ya ulgy ass mom
and you can tell them niggas you roll with whatever you want
but you and i know whats goin on Nigga pay back I know your bitch ass from way back
Witness be strap with max You know I don't play that
All these old rappers tryin to advance its all over now -- take it like a man
HAHA--Irv lookin like Larry Holmes, flabby and sick
tryin to playa hate on my shit- made of fat dick
Lovin htis shit hats how you made me-feelin like I got you niggas crazy, i like
Against all odds up with my dogs mothafuckas now
It'll be the realist shit I ever wrote
Against all odds, up in the studio gettin blow to the truest shit i ever spoke???

[Busta Rhymes:]
Hey yo I'm one of tha most humble, rep the streets to tha core
Hey Jeffrey, What the fuck you come involve with me for?
You spent a long time comin like a bless and a check
you see 106 and park fans don't even fuckin respeck you
Its kinda funny when ya be pol fake like like you thug
runnin around talkin shit that he ain't even capable of
now let me OFF this cock sucka watch me handle you nigga
If i recall Violator use to manage you nigga then took a closer look and
realized you was an empostor theres never been a Violator on a Murda Inc rosta. Dumb ass
now who shoop?-- Ah made you look, you said Busta in the same oh hook, You Stupid
if yall shoot I take a look at ya man tha bitch shot himself infront of Def Jam
chedda bar bass nigga start adjustin ya plan
you let the streets down nigga-(a) Pologize to ya fans
watch ya pull a lil stunt like we ain't know where you are ya lil fanny
desperate be tryin while we establish a buzz I know tha shit is drivin you crazy You wonderin how
The streets ain't never want you Beatrice what you gonna do now?
Now if you wanna beef with me, then i'm beefin with you
I think about tha game and what a slight AH--WHERE WOULD I BE WITHOUT YOU
You finished I ain't tryin to complete this just because I'm cool shouldn'
take my kindness for weakness

[Busta speakin in background]
Ooh shit ha ha That was fun Next time you got a problem with me, Address me
before you make shit a public issue and i'm gone, return back to my regular
self and have fun again
-One

{just pull the plug!}
People say that i'm a bad influence
I say the world's already fucked, i'm just addin to it
They say i'm suicidal
Teenagers' newest idol
C'mon do as i do
Go ahead get mad and do it
(repeat all 2x)

[eminem]
Hand me an 8
Beam me up and land me in space
I'ma sit on top of the world {i'm here}
And shit on brandy and mase
I'm more than ill
Scarier than a white journalist in a room with lauryn hill {ahhh}
Human horror film
But with a lot funnier plot
And people goin' feel me cuz i'ma still be
The mad rapper whether i got money or not {yup}
As long as i'm on pills, and i got plenty of pot
I'll be in a canoe paddlin' makin' fun of your yacht
But i would like an award
For the best rapper to get one mic in the source
And a wardrobe i can afford
Otherwise i might get sent up back-strike in a ford
And you wonder what the fuck i need more vicadive
Everybody's pissin' me off; even a no limit tank looks like
A middle finger sideways flippin' me off
No shit i'm a grave danger to my health
Why else would i kill you and jump in a grave and bury myself

{just pull the plug!}
People say that i'm a bad influence
I say the world's already fucked, i'm just addin' to it
They say i'm suicidal
Teenagers' newest idol
C'mon do as i do
Go ahead get mad and do it
{just let it go!}
(repeat all 2x)

[eminem]
I'm the illest rapper to hold the cordless, patrolling corners
Looking for hookers to punch in the mouth with a roll of quarters
I'm meaner in action than rosco beating james tar senior
Across the back with vacuum cleaner attachments {ouch ouch}
I grew up in the wild hood, as a hazardous youth
With a fucked up childhood, that i used as an excuse
And ain't shit changed, i kept the same mindstate
Since the third time that i failed 9th grade
You probably think that i'm a negative person
Don't be so sure of it
I don't promote violence, i just encourage it {c'mon}
I laugh at the sight of death
As i fall down a cement flight of steps (ahhhh)
And land inside a bed of spider webs
So throw caution to the wind, you and a friend
Can jump off of a bridge and if you live, do it again
Shit, why not? blow your brain out
I'm blowing mine out
Fuck it, you only live once you might as well die now

{just let it go}
People say that i'm a bad influence
I say the world's already fucked, i'm just addin' to it
They say i'm suicidal
Teenagers' newest idol
C'mon do as i do
Go ahead get mad and do it
{just pull the plug!}
(repeat all 2x)

[eminem]
My basic disk will make you take a razor into your wrist
Make you satanistic
Make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and cock it back
And let it go until your brains
Are rippin' out your skull so bad
And sew you back and be a waste of stitches
I'm not a "role model," i don't wanna babysit kids
I got one little girl, and hailey jade is shady's business
And shady's just an alias i made to make you pissed off
Where the fuck were you when gil was payin me to dishwash
I make a couple statements and now look how crazy shit got
You may be gettin' a bigger attitude than maybe kim's got
And the shit's almost got the same fate that grady's bitch got
I know that "just the two of us" would make you hate me this much
And just the two of us
That ain't got shit to do with us and our personal life
It's just words on a mic.
So you can call me a punk, a pervert or a show business pig
But the funny shit is that i still go with the bitch
{just let it go}
People say that i'm a bad influence
I say the world's already fucked, i'm just addin' to it
They say i'm suicidal
Teenagers' newest idol
C'mon do as i do
Go ahead get mad and do it
{just pull the plug!}
(repeat all 2x)

Met a retarted kid named greg, with a wooden leg
Snatched it off and beat him over the head with a peg
Go to bed with a keg, wake up with a forty
Mix it with alka seltzer and formula 44-d
Forget an acid tab i'll strap the whole sheet to my forehead
Wait until it absorbed and fell to the floor dead
No more said case closed end of discussion
We blowing up like spontaneous human combustion
Leaving you in the aftermath of holocaust and dramas
Cross the bombest
We blowing up your house
Killing your parents and coming back to get your foster mommas
I'm as good at keeping a promise as nastradamus
Cause i ain't making no more threats
I'm doing drive-bys in tinted corvettes
On vietnam war vets
I am more or less sick in the head
Maybe more
Because i smoked crack today, yesterday,
And the day before sabateur
Walk the block with a labrador
Strapped with more straps than el salvador
Foul style galore
Verbal cow manure
Coming together like an eyebrow on al b. sure

"what's your favorite scary movie?"

[em] yo, slim shady!
[r5] yo, royce 5-9
[em] y'all wanna make a movie?
[r5] what..
[em] we got the film right here

[royce]
What?
Yeah i'm one of them pretty rappers
Buck if i really hafta, i really slap ya
King of detroit who they namin the city after (what?)
Scandalous partners, whose grammar hammers the hard shit
Into your heart with, content, yo who wanna start with
Experts, bad and evil is comin soon
Mc's get stuck, head first back in they mother's womb
This shit is written, in my eyes i'm the illest mc spittin (what?)
Leavin all of you cats shittin kittens
I gotta diss you, my niggaz be cockin pistols
Shot and split you, fuck splittin the profits with you (what?)
Six percent, of y'all niggaz is just pretend
Clicks with clits, pussy niggaz stink with dicks (what?)
Niggaz act bully, and blast for the fast penny
My auto is fully, plenty of niggaz packin semi
Speak darts; yo you get paid? rhymin about it is the sweet part
You can't be street smart with a cheap heart
Five nine, a street nigga with deep feelin (what?)
I keep illin, my steez willin to keep killin (what?)
Fuck rap, a lot of y'all all is just acts
Trust that - you rhyme all wack on rough tracks
Bust and then we all black when you get bust back at
Fuck that, you get blast at, you get laughed at
And i'ma spit thunder (what?) stick to my guns
Niggaz is finished before they gimmicks, one-hit wonders
What? big balls, that's why when i spit, your clique stalls
I'ma pit bull, i'm just dog, i'm just raw (what?)
Split y'all, holla, "it's on!" then i diss y'all
All of y'all niggaz get pissed on claimin you pissed off

Chorus: eminem and royce (repeat 2x)

Y'all want drama? wanna make a scary movie?
Rappers comin in with they team and carry toolies
You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me
We hard-hittin, directin and starrin in it

[eminem]
The one man on the planet that'll drive off of the grand canyon
Hop out of a grand am and land in it handstandin
Any man plannin to battle will get snatched out of his clothes
So fast it'll look like an invisible man standin
I'm headed for hell, i'd rather be dead or in jail
Bill clinton, hit this, and you better inhale
Cause any mc that chooses to go against me
Is gettin takin advantage of like monica lewinksy (leave me alone!)
Came home in a frenzy, pushin a ten speed
Screamin to aunt peg (aunt peg!!!!)
With three spokes stickin out of my pant leg
Fuck a headache, give me a migraine
Damnit i like pain (ahh!)
And you should be anywhere that i might gain
You rap knowin you wack
You act up and i'm throwin you down a flight of steps
Then i'm throwin you back up em
If they don't like the track, fuck em
The rap struck em harder then gettin hit by a mack truck
And then backed up on
And any half-assed known rapper to trespass
Better be ready for the second celebrity deathmatch (ding! ding!)
So tell the medic to bring the medication and quickly (hurry up man!)
I'm sicker than a tupac dedication to biggie
I'm free-fallin feet first out of a damn tree
To stampede your chest till you can't breathe
And when i'm down to my last breath
I'ma climb the empire state building and get to the last step
And still laugh half bent

Chorus

[em] bad.. the bad..
[r5] uhh, when the bad meets the bad.. yo..
[em] the evil
[r5] take the evil with the evil
[em] put em together
[r5] what? nine-nine
[em] two times.. slim shady.. royce the five nine

Artist: cali kings f/ eminem
Teats and thurston howell, and yelling wordsworth
My mother smoked crack i had a premature birth
I'm just a nerve purse with badly disturbed nerves
You wanna be the one to step up and get served first
99% of aliens prefer earth
Come here to rule the planet, storm on your turf
I hid a secret message inside of a word search
With smeared letters, runnin together and blurs spurts
Hang with male shovenest pigs and perverts
I point water pistols at women and squirt shirts
Been a bad boy since diapers and gerbers
My first words were bleep bleep and curse curse
Never had shit and i still don't deserve dirt
My breath still stinks, and i'm on my third cert
Digging out my stitches, and hollering nurse nurse!
You said this shot would numb me this shit just hurts worse!

Slim shady
Cali kings
Baka boys

purple pills


I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
I been up mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills

[eminem]
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of valium inside her palm
It's mr. mischief with a trick up his sleeve
Crawl up on you like christopher reeves
I can't describe the vibe i get
When i drive by 6 people
And 5 i hit
Ah shit
I started a mosh pit
Squashed a bitch
And stomped the foster kids
These shrooms make me hallucinate
Then i sweat till i start losing weight
Till i see dumb shit start happenin'
Dumber than vanilla ice tryin to rap again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house with a half an ounce
Not weed i meant coke dumb ass sit down
We don't bullshit, better ask around
D12 throws the bomb to gas your town
Bizarre, your mom is passing out
Get her ass on the couch while she passes out

[kon artist & kuniva]
Fuck that, someone help denaun
Who's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn
Hey von
You see me steppin' on these leprechauns?
It's gonna be acid 'cos the x is gone
Yeah i took 'em all down with some parmesian
And i think my arm is gone
It's probably numb
Young, dumb, and fulla cum
And i think he 'bout to swallow his tongue
You scary ass it was false alarm
You think i'm 'bout to die when i just got on?
So stop acting stupid
You so high
That you might wake up with a guy
On some new shit
I think i did too much
This substance equals cuffs
Red pills, blue pills, and green
Big pills, (that's ill)
Mescaline

I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
I been up mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills


[eminem]
Dirty dozen
80 of us
Shady brothers
Ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out
And date each other
Some-, something, something, something
Something, something, something, something

[proof]
Pop pills
Pills i pop
Pop two pills
On stilts i walk
Snort two lines that were filled with chalk
Thought i was incredible and killed the hulk
I wanna, roll away
Like a rollerblade
Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
And when i'm old and gray
Look for coke to smoke
No oki dok
I pack up my nose with coke
*cough cough cough*
Am i supposed to choke?
Had an accident when the trojan broke
Ahh, poor baby
Born by whore lady
Now i gotta straight born infant
(you're crazy!)


[swifty]
I pop four e's at one time
And i don't need water when i'm swallowing mine
You got any shrooms?
Does bizarre smoke crack?
We can't get jobs
'cos our arms show tracks
Why the hell you niggas think i rap?
I do it just to get your company hijacked
If you like smack
Then i might too
(swift, chill)
I just wanna stay high like you
And i don't give a damn if they're white or blue
Chew shrooms, down the valium
Even smoke weed outta vacuums
I just got some and i'm going back soon

I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
I been up mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills


[bizarre]
I'm at rave
Looking like a slave
High off chronic
Gin and tonic demonic
Body smelt like vomit
Pussy poppin', acid droppin', dope headed guy
Heroine mescaline
Pencil legs wanna try?
Blue pills, golden seals
Got bizarre actin' ill
Drugs kill (yeah right)
Bitch i'm for real
Shut your mouth you dirty slut
You know you want it in your butt
I'll bleed in your cunt
Let bizarre nut!

I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
I been up mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills


[eminem]
Dirty dozen
80 of us
Shady brothers
Ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out
And date each other
Some-, something, something, something
Something, something, something, something

Artist: eminem f/ thymehey yo, what's up man? hey, yo you been here all day man
Ya'll been here every weekend man,
I don't ever get a chance to rap first man!
That's cause you whack!
What?!? i ain't whack nigga, i got some raps for all ya'll
Nigga my raps fresh, i'ma bust my raps first,
You can bust yours after me if you want to
No no man, i'm going first,
I'm getting tired of everybody wanted to go first man
You always rap first,
I'm rapping i don't care what none of ya'll say,
I'm fresh, i'm fresh

Thyme:
Ayo, who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out man i wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) i wanna know, i wanna know
I said who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out bitch i wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) i wanna know, i wanna know

Verse 1: eminem
I'll have you taken back to christ when you sacrifice
The way you acting slice when i tear your back with knifes
Jacking life's of mc's, now i'm set to launch a plan
For blowing up the stage with illegal contraband
A stomped your man so unless you want what he got
You better set the mic down, i'm steaming like a teapot
I'll make the tea hot, people get in my face and ask
If i wanna battle, then i chase them in a jason mask
It's an amazing task to battle with success
I never gave a fuck, now i give a fuck less
And in a slug fest i get physical like physicians
Invisible like magicians with mystical mic traditions
Wicked wizardry, like a sorcerer and no remorse for you
When i torture you throughout the course of my orchestra
So feel the force of my spiritual images
Slicing up an enemy's appendages till he hemorrhages
My skin itches every time a rapper recites
And when he's through with his verse, i'm all covered in flea bites
You wanna see fights i got a match for you
You couldn't flip shit playing in toilets with a spatula

Chorus: thyme
Ayo, who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out man i wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) i wanna know, i wanna know
Ayo, who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out bitch i wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) i wanna know, i wanna know

Verse 2: eminem
You bitches get a hysterectomy disrespecting me
You wanna feel the full effect of me, hand a tech to me
Intellectually superior, i'll make the whack wearier
Inferior, deterior rate, like bacteria
Materially, killing serially, clearly you'll see
How much in fear when u hear me you'll be
Shiver and shake, quiver and quake
Bite a rhyme and rip it off then stiffer and ache, whither and break
You slithering snake, gibbering fake, fibbering flake
I'll twist you into a different shape
And toss you in michigan lake, for fisherman sake
If this is a dream you'd wish you can wake
Every dis you can take, personal
We ain't friends trying to make amends
If you ain't ever stole a gate you can take a fence
I make intense masterpieces and smash to pieces
Your last releases, you bad diseases, that's the reason
I'm showing you the proper way to operate a mic
So pass it like a hot potato
I've never been less than clever and fresh
Severing flesh of fools who never impressed i can confess

Chorus: thyme
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out man i wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) i wanna know, i wanna know
Ayo, who the fuck passed you the mic man and said that you can flow?
Point him out bitch i wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and then said that you can flow?
(scratched in) i wanna know, i wanna know
Whhhooo the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out!! i wanna know
Who the fuck passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) i wanna know, i wanna know
Ayo let me get that mic man

[eminem]
Are we supposed to shut up or talk...i'll cut your butt up and walk...
Around with my ass showing all over the fuckin town

[proof]
....then you get done up in chalk
Yo....

[eminem]
We ready...we ready .. we ready.. we ready ?
Ready to hold it steady....speakin of hold it steady....
You can hold my nuts steady and then....
I can stick my dick in you like a machette...if you're a girl...
If you're a girl then you're my world...and i will kill anybody...
That means... you, her or him
It doesnt matter cuz i'm eminem
And i'm slim...i'm also slim and your future's grim

[proof]
Ha ha....don't stop
D-12 y'all...yea we bust it off the top
We get in that ass preparation-h style
Knock more boots than that group h-town (booo!)
Everybody tryina tell us to wait now
You look dumb as fuck...like puffy in his video on that breakdown (hahaha)
Tryin to dance around
How the fuck it feel lock in hand set now
Sever your style .. divide and parish
Part ish...when my cart is bustin thru this...
Wassup to bizzare kid
Targets get hit and liftoff
Here it is we bout to rip off
Lick shots...no time...we gettin dick snot
Emzy...

[eminem]
Speakin' of lift off....
I'm blastin off...your ass is soft...so i'm startin to jack off
Cuz i'm so horny...and your lyrics are so corny
That they bore me and i woke up too late this morning
Or too early...wait a minute there goes shirley...
The girly i fucked last year when her hair was curly
Couldn't remember it cuz i was infinite
And i met ken kaniff from connecticut
He said his predicits and pronouns and wanted to throw down
And he said "i like you"...and then he walked up and said "let me snake bite
You!"
And i said hell no...kicked him with my shell toe...
Gave him a elbow...ayo proof ...go....

[proof]
Yo it's the d to the 1 - 2
What you wanna get done to...
Your chest plate...eradicate
Get your flesh ate...easily done..here it is...
Freestyle...no need to write shit...cuz when we write shit
Y'all like to bite shit...that why street light up when we write stuff
It's time to be the champions at this...it's d-12
1-2 true crew...slim shady and big proof
Knockin over igloos in alaska when we blast ya
A massacre creator, one time for data
Darker than vader...go anybody hot as the equator
It's time to get down one time for those that dont know us
Girls wanna blow us like monica....lewinsky
Come against me...

[eminem]
Go and see i'm an invincible mc
If you dont believe it then you wanna try to convince me
That you're doper than me...which we'll hope
You would hope to be....but hopefully i will rock globaly
And nationwide...thats why my ass is wide
Thats why your ass just died on the passanger side...
Like a fuckin ride...when it got shot up by a drive by
When i drove by 5 times and gave it five tries
And still missed it
I got a fuckin mental illness a gentle stillness...
Violence...complete silence is what i need in the room while i freestyle
What i need is to do...what is need is smoke weed and brew
And......smoke brew ? you don't smoke brew...
If you do i'll choke you and then i garauntee i'll out smoke you
You're crew's a joke too and i can stick my dick in a bitch and poke you....

[proof]
Stick it in there....rock with my cock on sky rock
Knock ya eye out the sock...(sock)
Get..(get) yeah we come to rock....(it)
So don't get in the way cuz we gon drop....(shit)
Now how you feel right now we bust yo..op....(tic)....(tock)
We lunatics with mics and we dont stop we come to rock
The dirty dozen is non-stop..
To the top from tree tops to ewoks that pop reeboks
And men with pre-ops
Yo now there is 3-pac's
Master p....thug life and now it's 2pac
Get back to that one...here goes the rhyme that you dropped...

[eminem]
The rhyme that i dropped is stickin up ihop
In high tops and walking around like a one eyed cyclops
And you can't see me....i only got one eye and i can still see you
You can even give it a dumb try...if you're a dumb guy then come try this
But i rock the microphone with my flyness
So get off my jock..get of my cock..when i sky rock ...it in sky
Rock..shit...bitch

[proof]
Ayo...a lot of people always try to tell us...that we gona be better or
Failrues
But me or slim yo you cant tell me...
You try to freestyle son we gon put these verses on your lp
Slow down with that old stuff....i heard the most of y'all is mos def

[eminem]
My lp...my whole lp...tha last one was screaming help me
You couldnt melt me if you was vanilla ice...yo guess what....
My nuuuuuuuuutz
Here i go with the lyrical miracle...spiritual spirital...you dont wanna hear
It tho
I rickety rock the micrphone
Don't do it dont do it cuz that shit is stupid...i knew it
I take a beat and loop it...i take a beat and troop it
What the fuck did that mean...i dont know but i got phat jeans on
And i already said that but i dont know where my head's at
All i wanna do is go back to the hotel and know where my bed's at

[proof]
Yo wheres the beds at so we can relax and catch ease
Y'all dont want none of tha dirty deez
>from the 3-1 its for the three of thirds
One third mc yo we smoke y'all like herbs
Under the curb early morn take it to born
Y'all get broke up...put back together ...re-enacment
Some times you see this...you just a faggot
No need to tag it...wit more loot that jimmy swagart

[eminem]
Faggot....uh oh...was that homophobic...
But no one knows it...and i'm so homophobic
I wont even throw clothes in the closet
Fuck it...i've lost it....i'm holocausted...see my face it's written all
Acrossed it
This beer makes me wanna disappear this year
I'm so high i'm bout to die...and i'm so tired i'm bout to fry
You're so fired you're down

[proof]
Hey....it's me...it's the hamster man...
Coming all the way from amsterdam....
And i come to tell you all a little secret.....
So you can ........eat it ....you got to grab your crackers
{mumbling}

[eminem]
Quit spittin your writ shit bitch i'll kill you and kick you
In your motherfuckin dick and your clit...you little pussy
Hermaphardite with no apettite
And you aint rappin right but you was taking rapid bites
Of my dick when you was on it...my brain is haunted
I walk up in a place in a t shirt wit my stains on it
But i dont give a damn...give a fuck...give a shit...give a hell
Give a piss give a dick give a lick

[proof]
Yea....live and direct it's us
You better back up...

[eminem]
You better back up before i jack off
Back off before i jack off

[proof]
You better back off before he jack off (laughing)
You better back off before i jack off

[eminem]
Colder than jack frost...smack you across your face
While i'm still jackin off
Sittin in the closet beatin my shit
Aint got nuttin else to do cuz i'm thinkin of a bitch
Wait a minute ...oh shit she's here...
Look who walked in the door....come in it's britney spears
(ken kaniff)
Oh....come here little girl
Come here little girl

[eminem]
What happened? (i dunno)
We stopped rappin (oh it's clappin)
Gun clappin...and all i need is one napkin to wipe the cum off
When i come off with the drum off
Whatever the hell that meant...but i can still speak wit a accent
A french accent excuse my french but
Suck my dick touche le le poo...uhh....bitch

[proof]
Bonjuor...i'm here with the cure...oh yea lets rock it for the drawer
Hey em...how you doin this is me...the em jock...get off my...
Damn cock .....laughing....

[eminem]
Yo while you're spraying verbs...you aint even fuckin saying words
(thuuug) pronounce your words right...and you can ride around curbs
And bounce your hebrs tight
What the fuck ?
Yo put another beat on before you get peed on
Hi...hi.... my name is ...my name is...my name is...
Slim shady...slim shady...bitch you're little just like that kim lady
And i'm in sky rock radio...the shadiest bro on the radio
But you dont hear me tho.....

Artist: dr. dre and eminemthe wild gotham, the wild west, ride

Dr. dre:
All you see is the sun, reflecting off of the gun
Ready for the showdown, to go down at one
Set on my brow, let's settle it now
I'ma show you how real cowboys get down
Polish the gold, waiting for this drama to unfold
I got a blunt rolled
Philly bowl, gangsta's blood runs cold
It's time to reload this old 45 colt
And the wind's gust it's hot, muggy and dusty
Bust a couple shots to make sure i'm not rusty
It's passed noon, he should be here soon
I sip a little moonshine inside a saloon
All of a sudden i can hear the sound of hoofs
Sound like a thousand wolves
I cock back with the toast in the holster and frooze
I pose as a poster, he's closer than close
I hold the heat sturdy, i heard he fight's dirty
But i'ma put thirty inside him and leave early
Just when i went to fill him with hot lead
I put the gun to his head, and this is what he said

Eminem:
You never met me, you'll probably never see me again
But i know you, and the name is slim
You want revenge then don't shoot
I'm in the same boots as you
I'm telling the truth, i got a price on my head too, cause when you

Chorus:
Ride like a cowboy toward the sun
When life ain't fun, when your on the run
Got your gold and you got your gun
But life as an outlaw just begun
Got your shotgun by your side
Got your horse and you got your ride
You ride till there ain't no place to hide
It's sad cause the bad guys always die

Dr. dre:
He was shady, could see it by the look on his face
He said take ten paces, shit, i took eight
Spun around and i aimed straight for the brain
The shit went bang but it only fired a blank, he said
{eminem: you need bullets, hurry up run}
I put a clip in the gun, and pointed at his lungs
He pulled two at the same time and stood stunned
{eminem: go ahead shoot me, but i'm not the one you want}
I figured he was telling the truth, that's why i didn't shoot
So what we gonna do, it's on you

Eminem:
Do you recall when you and snoop was a group
{dre: the chronic}
Well all we gotta do is find a map to part two
And plus i know who's got it (who)
Some old dude, he's got 26 plagues and he already sold two

Dr. dre:
Loaded up my saddle, got ready for battle
Carried two pieces of gold inside of my saddle
We rolled two miles until we hit the spot
An old ghost town that everybody forgot
A place where they used to smoke chronic a lot
Slim grabbed the shotgun

Eminem:
Dre here's the plot
This is the spot, they call him doc loveless
He's going around saying he took the game from us
{dre: let's shoot him in the kneecaps, he'll never see it coming}
He ain't got no legs, they cut them off at the stomach
He's got mechanical legs, he spins webs
Plus he's well respected by the hip-hop heads
Our mission is to get him to stop laying eggs
And we can put him on his back down a flight of steps

Dr. dre:
I drew two guns, spun them on my fingers
Kicked the swinging doors in, and started gun slinging
I could hear somebody singing
It sounded like a g thang, and a verse from keep their heads ringing
I said it's dre's day and started to spray
But it's 1800, colts the ak
Hollow tips started flying every which way

Eminem:
That's when i seen dre in trouble and came with the gage
I fired the first shot, spun his body around
He hit the ground and landed upside down
Dre grabbed the map, the plagues and the gold
I grabbed two girlies and a blunt that's rolled

Chorus:
Ride like a cowboy toward the sun
When life ain't fun, when your on the run
Got your gold and you got your gun
But life as an outlaw just begun
Got your shotgun by your side
Got your horse and you got your ride
You ride till there ain't no place to hide
It's sad cause the bad guys always die
Ride like a cowboy toward the sun
When life ain't fun, when your on the run
Got your gold and you got your gun
But life as an outlaw just begun
Got your shotgun by your side
Got your horse and you got your ride
You ride till there ain't no place to hide
It's sad cause the bad guys always die

Chorus
All i see is murder murder, my mind state - [2pac]
Makes it too late for cops in tryin' to stop the crime rate - [swift]
All i see is murder murder, my mind state
Murder, murder, murder, and kill, kill, kill!
(2x)

Left the keys in the van, with a gat in each hand
Went up in eastland and shot a policeman
Fuck a peace plan of citizen bystands
But shit is in my hands, here's your life span
For what your life's worth this money is twice than
Grab a couple grand and live a nice land
See i'm a nice man but money turned me to satan
I'm thirsty for this green so bad i'm dehydratin'
Hurry up with the cash bitch, i got a ride waitin'
Shot a man twice in the back when he tried escapin'
I want the whole plot, i won't be denied nathan
Maybe i need my head inside straightened
Brain contemplatin', clean out the register
Dip before somebody catches ya
Or gets ya description an' sketches ya
The connection was the prime suspect
But i ain't set to flee the scene of the crime just yet
Cuz i got a daughter to feed
And $200 ain't enough to water the seed
The best thing would be for me to leave taco bell an' hit up chess king
And have the lady at the desk bring
Money from the safe in the back, stepped in wavin' the mac
Cooperate and we can operate and save an attack
This bitch tried escapin' the jack
Grabbed her by the throat, it's murder she wrote
You barely heard a word as she choked
It wasn't nuttin' for her to be smoked
But i slammed her on her back 'til her vertebrae broke
Just then the pigs bust in yellin' "freeze!"
But i'm already wanted for sellin' keys
And bunch of other felonies from a to z like spellin' bees
So before i dropped to the ground and fell on knees
I bust shots, they bust back
Hit the square in the chest, he wasn't wearin' a vest

Chorus 2x

Left the house, pullin' out the drive backin' out
Need a backin' out this lady's jag started blackin' out
Pulled the mac-10 out, stuck it in her face
Shut ya yackin' mouth before i blow the brain from out the back ya scalp
Drug her by her hair, smacked her up
Thinkin' fuck it, mug her while you're there, jacked her up
Stole her car, made a profit
Grabbed the tape from out the deck and offed it out the window
Like the girl on set it off did
Jetted off kid, stole the whip, now i'm a criminal
Drove in thru somebody's yard, dove into they swimmin' pool
Climbed out and collapsed on the patio
I made it out alive but i'm injured badly though
Parents screamin': "son, go in and call the police
Tell 'em there's a crazy man disturbing all of the peace!"
Tried to stall him at least long enough to let me leap up
Run in they crib and at least leave with some little cheap stuff
Actin' like they never seen nobody hit a nick before
Smashed the window, grabbed the nintendo 64
When they sell out in stores the price triples
I ran up the block jumpin' kids on tricycles
And colliding with an 80-year old lady with groceries
There goes the cheese, eggs, milk and post toasties
Stood up and started to see stars
Too many siren sounds, it seemed like a thousand police cars
Barely escaped, must-a been some dumb luck
Jumped up and climbed the back of a movin' dump truck
But i think somebody seen me maybe
Plus i lost the damn nintendo and i must-a dropped the beanie baby
Fuck it i give up, i'm surrounded in blue suits
Came out with a white flag hollerin' "truce truce!"
Surrendered my weapon to cops
Wasn't me! it was the gangsta rap and the peppermint schnopps

Chorus 2x

Chorus scratches to fade out

Artist: dr. dre f/ eminem, phish, xzibit[phish] what's the difference between me and you? (repeat 2x)

[dr. dre]
Back when cube - was rollin wit lorenzo in a benzo
I was bangin wit a gang of instrumentals
Got the pens and pencils, got down to business; but sometimes
The business end of this shit can turn your friends against you
But you was a real nigga, i could sense it in you
I still remember the window of the car that you went through
That's fucked up, but i'll never forget the shit we been through
And i'ma do whatever it takes to convince you
Cuz you my nigga doc, and eazy i'm still wit you
Fuck the beef, nigga i miss you, and that's just bein real wit you
You see the truth is
Everybody wanna know how close me and snoop is
And who i'm still cool wit
Then i got these fake-ass niggaz i first drew with
Claimin that they non-violent, talkin like they *voice sample*
Spit venom in interviews, speakin on reunions
Move units, then talk shit and we can do this
Until then - i ain't even speakin your name
Just keep my name outta yo' mouth and we can keep it the same
Nigga, it ain't that i'm too big to listen to the rumors
It's just that i'm too damn big to pay attention to 'em
That's the difference

Chorus: phish (repeat 2x)

What's the difference between me and you?
You talk a good one - but you don't do what you supposed to do
I act on what i feel and never deal wit emotions
I'm used to livin big dog style and straight coastin

[xzibit]
Yo i stay wit it
While you try to perpetrate, play wit it
Never knew about the next level until dre did it (yeah)
I stay committed while you motherfuckers baby-sitted
I smash you critics like a overhand right from riddick
(yeah!) come and get it, shitted on villians by the millions
I be catchin bitches while bitches be catchin feelings
So what the fuck am i supposed to do?
I pop bottles and hot hollow-points at each and all of you (come on!)
A heartless bastard, high and plastered
My style is like the reaction from too much acid - never come down
Pass it around if you can't handle it
Hang hollywood niggaz by they soul train laminates
What's the difference between me and you? (what?)
About five back accounts, three ounces and two vehicles
Until my death, i'm bangladesh
I suggest you hold yo' breath til ain't none left
Yo that's the difference

Chorus

[eminem]
Aight, hold up hold up!
Stop the beat a minute!! i got somethin to say
Dre; i wanna tell you this shit right now while this fuckin weed is in me
(the fuck?!) i don't know if i ever told you this, but i love you dawg
I got your motherfuckin back, just know this shit

[dre] riiight? .. slim, i don't know if you noticed it
But i've had your back from day one, nigga let's blow this bitch
[em] i mean it dawg, you ever need somebody offed - who's throat is it?
[dre] well if you ever kill that kim bitch, i'll show you where the ocean is

[eminem]
Well that's cool, and i appreciate the offer
But if i do decide to really murder my daughter's momma
I'ma sit her up in the front seat and put sunglasses on her
And cruise around wit her for seven hours through california
And have her wavin at people (hi!) then drop her off on the corner
At the police station and drive off honkin the horn for her
Raw dawg, get your arm gnawed off
Drop the sawed off and beat you wit the piece it was sawed off of
Fuck blood, i wanna see some lungs coughed up
Get shot up in the hot tub til the bubbles pop up
And they nose and cough snot up, mucus in hot water
That's for tryin to talk like the chronic was lost product
That's for even thinkin of havin them thoughts thought up!
You better show some respect whenever the doc's brought up!!
So what's the difference between us? we can start at the penis
Or we can scream, "i just don't give a fuck," and see who means it!

Chorus 1.25x

{sound of static}

[announcer]
Meet eddie, twenty-three years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
He decides to rob a liquor store.
("i can't take this no more, i can't take it no more homes")
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play...

[dr. dre]
Alright, stop! (huh?)
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
And try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence (but who are you?)
I'm your mother_______ conscience

[eminem]
That's nonsense!
Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs
And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with an aged razor blade

[dr. dre]
Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
The whole neighbourhood knows you and they'll expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerk, she's older than george burns

[eminem]
Funk that! do that ____! hit that lick!
Can you afford to blow this pit? are you that rich?
Why you care if you scare her to death? are you that chick?
Do you really think she gives a ____ you have kids?

[dr. dre]
Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (you're right!)
Not over this list

[eminem]
Stop!

[dr. dre]
Drop the biscuit (i will!)
Don't even listen to slim yo, he's bad for you

[eminem]
You know what dre? i don't like your attitude!

Sung:-
These voices, these voices!
I hear them! (hear them, hear them, hear them)!
I'll follow!
I'll follow!
I'll follow!
I'll follow all these voices!

<the sung part repeats as the announcer talks over it>

[anouncer]
Meet stan, twenty-one years old.
After meeting a young girl at a rave party,
Things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
Once again, his conscience comes into play.

<singing part stops>

[eminem]
Now listen to me, while you're kissin' her cheek
And smearin' her lipstick, i slipped this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little chicken's earlobe!

[dr. dre]
Yo! this girl's only fifteen years old
How could you take advantage of her?
She's passed out!

[eminem]
It's easy, just cut these lights out!
That's how!
Then pick this chicken up
Get her off brad's couch
And leave her on the front porch
At her mum and dad's house!

[dr. dre]
Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie "kids"?)

[eminem]
No, but i seen the porno with sundoobiest (doobiest)!

[dr dre]
Do you wanna get hauled off to jail?

[eminem]
Funk that, drop her off, ring the door bell then bail.

Sung:-
These voices, these voices!
I hear them! (hear them, hear them, hear them)!
I'll follow!
I'll follow!
I'll follow!
I'll follow all these voices!

<the sung part repeats as the announcer talks over it>

[anouncer]
Meet grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker.
After coming home from a hard day's work,
He walks in the door of his trailer park home
To find his wife in bed with another man.

<singing part stops>

[dr. dre]
Alright calm down, relax, start breathin'

[eminem]
Start breathin'?!
Man, you just caught your wife cheatin'!
While you at work she's with some dude tryin' to get off?!
Forget gettin' divorced!
Cut this chicken's head off!!!

[dr. dre]
Wait! what if there's a good explanation for this?

[eminem]
What? she tripped? fell? landed on his ____?!

[dr. dre]
Alright shady, maybe he's right grady
But think about the baby before you get all crazy

[eminem]
Okay! thought about it, still wanna grab her?
Kick her out the house, get your daughter and kidnap her?
That's what i did, be smart, don't be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped dee barnes??!

[dr. dre]
What'chu say?

[eminem]
What's wrong? didn't think i'd remember?

[dr. dre]
I'ma kill you mother_____!

[eminem][interupting]
Uhhh-aahh! temper temper!
Mr. dre? mr. n.w.a.?
Mr. ak comin' straight outta compton y'all better make way?
How in the hell you gonna tell this man not to be violent?

[dr. dre]
Cause he don't need to go the same route that i went
Been there, done that.. aw ____ it...
What am i sayin? do 'em both grady, where's your gun at?

{gun fires, is cocked, and re-fired}

* the original appears on eminem's "slim shady ep" on web entertainment

Chorus: eminem (repeat 4x)

It's murder she wrote (it's murder she wrote)
It wasn't nuttin for her to be smoked (for her to be smoked)

[eminem]
Left the keys in the van, with a gat in each hand
Went up in eastland and shot a policeman
Fuck a peace plan, if a citizen bystands
The shit is in my hands, here's yo' lifespan
And for what yo' life's worth, this money is twice than
Grab a couple grand and lamp in iceland
See i'm a nice man but money turned me to satan
I'm thirsty for this green so bad i'm dehydratin
Hurry up with the cash bitch, i got a ride waitin
Shot a man twice in the back when he tried skatin
I want the whole pie, i won't be denied nathan
Maybe i need my head inside straightened
Brain contemplatin, clean out the register
Dip before somebody catches ya
Or gets your description and sketches ya
The connection was the prime suspect
But i ain't set to flee the scene of the crime just yet
Cause i got a daughter to feed
And $200 ain't enough to water the seed
The best thing would be for me to leave taco bell and hit up chess king
And have the lady at the desk bring
Money from the safe in the back, stepped in wavin the mac
Cooperate, and we can operate, and save an attack
This bitch tried escapin the jack
Grabbed her by the throat, it's murder she wrote
You barely heard a word as she choked
It wasn't nuttin for her to be smoked
But i slammed her on her back til her vertebrae broke
Just then the pigs bust in yellin "freeze"
But i'm already wanted for sellin ki's
And bunch of other felonies from a to z like spellin bees
So before i dropped to the ground and fell on knees
I bust shots, they bust back
Hit be square in the chest, wasn't wearin a vest
Left the house, pullin out the drive backin out
Blew the back end out this lady's jag, started blackin out
Pulled the mac-10 out, stuck it in her face
Shut your yackin mouth, 'fore i blow the brain from out the back ya scalp
Drug her by her hair, smacked her up
Thinkin fuck it, mug her while you're there, jacked her up
Stole her car, made a profit
Grabbed the tape from out the deck and offed it out the window
Like the girl in "set it off" did
Jetted off kid, stole the whip, now i'm a criminal
Drove it through somebody's yard, dove into they swimmin pool
Climbed out and collapsed on the patio
I made it out alive but i'm injured badly though
Parents screamin: "son, go in and call the police
Tell em there's a crazy man disturbing all of the peace!"
Tried to stall him at least long enough to let me leap up
Run in they crib and at least leave with some little cheap stuff
Actin like they never seen nobody hit a ;ick before
Smashed the window, grabbed the nintendo 64
When they sell out in stores the price triples
I ran up the block jumpin kids on tricycles
And collided with an 80-year old lady with groceries
There goes cheese, eggs, milk and post toasties
Stood up and started to see stars
Too many siren sounds, it seemed like a thousand police cars
Barely escaped, must-a been some dumb luck
Jumped up and climbed the back of a movin dump truck
But i think somebody seen me maybe
Plus i lost the damn nintendo and i musta dropped the beanie baby
Fuck it i give up, i'm surrounded in blue suits
Came out with a white flag hollerin "truce truce"
And surrendered my weapon to cops
Wasn't me! it was the gangster rap and the peppermint schnapps

Chorus

Chorus (repeats again to fade)