Twang Bar King

She's demure...friendly...loving and good-looking
Good-looking and wealthy
She is tall, pretty, thin, blonde
A loving person, great personality, fun to be with
Independent, gorgeous, rich, powerful
Liberal yet she's very romantic
Of course, she'd have to have the perfect figure

Everywhere she goes she's beautiful
Everyone i know says she's beautiful
And i dream about her even in my sleep
Everyone i meet says she's beautiful

Blonde hair, blue eyes, about 5'6"
Well, blonde about 5'8"
Blonde about 5'9"
36" 24" 36"

Everywhere she goes she's beautiful
Everyone i know says she's beautiful
And i dream about her even in my sleep
Even with her clothes on she's beautiful

Not necessarily beautiful, but...

Lovely...sexy...she's contagious
Talented...creative...controllable
Very fashionable...good religious woman
She's extremely mobile
Silent...electrostatic...enigmatic
My wife...my mother
Pretty with hairy legs

Everywhere she goes she's beautiful
Everyone i know says she's beautiful
And i dream about her even in my sleep
Even with her clothes on she's beautiful

Come singing, saying praise
Her beauty lives
She is not dead

Although i must walk alone
I am part of her
If i must hurt anything
It will not be her

Come singing, saying praise
Her beauty lives
She is not dead

What happens to her
Happens to me
What happens to her
Happens to me

Although i depart alone
From our great earth
She has given more
Than i can return

Come singing, saying praise
Her beauty lives
She is not dead

Yes, he was a fish head
His frontal lobe a retread
He rode a little motor scooter
They said he was a neuter
Tried to be a masher
He was a failure as a flasher
What made it most regrettable
He thought he was incredible

Here i come, yeah, look at me now
I'm a smooth operator, i'm a mood elevator
They always said i would be nothing but a fish head
And look at me now

Yes, he was a fish...sandwich
Unfortunate case of brain damage
His modus operandi,
A burger and a french frie
His mother was a plumber
His father was a momur
He walked around a lot and took long naps

Here i come, yeah, look at me now
I'm a smooth operator, i'm a mood elevator
They always said i would be nothing but a fish head
And look at me now
Here i come, hey, look at me now
I'm a stimulator, i'm a tax evader
They always said i would be nothing but a fish head
And look at me now

Yes he was a fish head, as stable as a waterbed
For fear of pantaphobia he moved to ethiopia

Here i come, yeah, look at me now
I'm a stimulator, i'm a space invader
They always said i would be nothing but a fish head
And look at me now

You're a monster, baby
You're a super killer
I want to be wiff you, i love ya
You're a super monster killer
Show me your rhino thang

I recall as a boy we would hop the freights
Wasn't nothin' but a kick back then
There was no better thrill for my anxious heart
Than a long flatcar
Headin' out of the yard
And i knew even then she was in my blood
Like the time when i first hired on
And the fireman laughed at my bony nose
But he tossed me a cap
Said gm&o
And i was a man...

I gave her my best years
Well, what can you do but laugh
I don't expect she'll ever be coming back

When we climbed up the great appalachians
Her engines would be raging like hell
Then we'd come back down to the rising towns
Where the cattle stare
In the frozen air
For me there nothing more sacred
Than the beautiful sound she'd make
Her long blue signal blowin' deep in the night,
It would get to me there,
It would get to me there
Now i'm afraid...

Afraid of these silent hours
Awake underneath my old cap
I don't expect she'll ever be coming back

Well, i watched the beginning of the end for her
When i saw my first jet airplane
Flying high overhead like a bird of prey
While the mighty fell
In the land of the brave
Now i'm alone.