1. _ Day I Met God
Day i met god
I got so carried away
Day i met god
I got so carried away
Not with the vision
But the streaks in his hair
Not with religion
But the size of his knob
The day i met god
The day i met god
It was pissing with rain
And we went
Day i met god
I got so carried away
Day i met god
I got so carried away
Not with the vision
But the streaks in his hair
Not with the vicars
Or the nuns or the priests
The day i met god
The day i met god, the day i met the big boy
It was pissing with rain
And we went
And the herald angels sang
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh....
We were coming back in the van
From milan
And i saw god
Right there
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2. _ Deutscher Girls
Adam ant
We'll do the tango
We'll try the fox trot
I'll eat a mango
You drink a straight scotch
You know i told you
You could be classy
So why did you have
To be so nasty?
Remember the curls
Of the deutscher girls?
A love of mine
From down on the rhine
I'll fill your bath with
The finest champagne
I'll lick your skin dry
I cherish your name
The stakes get higher
As you dress sparsely
So why did you have
To be so nasty?
I love your blonde hair
I kiss your pigtails
And i could not share
The scratch of your nails
And though you mark me
Your eyes so glassy
Oh why did you have
To be so nasty?
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3. _ A.n.t.s.
Sung to the tune of "y.m.c.a." by the village people
Antfan, there's no need to feel down
I said antfan, cos' we ain't been around
I said antfan, there's no others in town
Who can do the things that we do
Antfan, there's a place you can go
I said antfan, called the antmusic show
I said go there, to adam and the ants
They can make you start new romance
It's fun to go to the a.n.t.s.
It's fun to go to the a.n.t.s.
Put on a kilt, dye your hair green
And dance the zerox-machine
A.n.t.s. it's fun to go to the a.n.t.s.
Put on your paint
And hold up your head
Till all the though (??) men drop dead
Antfan, i was once in your shoes
So tired and fed up with the blues
So i went and got me a sound
And we called that sound antmusic
No band does it just like we do
I said no band gets to satisfy you
Go there to the adam and the ants
They can make you start new romance
Antfan what do you want to be
Nowhere or an ant just like me
You can go there to adam and the ants
They can make you start new romance
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4. _ Young Parisians
Young parisians are so french
They love patty smith
Young parisians are so french
At the champs elycee
I want to go to paris with you
Just to see what the french boys do
Why don't you come to paris with me?
And see the young parisians
Young parisians are so french
They sit on the metro
Young parisians are so french
Not like me and you
Young parisians are so french
They're always called du bois
Young parisians are so french
Talk nothing but french
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5. _ Lady
I saw a lady and she was naked
I saw a lady she had no clothes on
Seen her in the corridor
Lying on her back on the floor
Why she want to pick on me?
She was -- naked
I saw a lady and she was naked
I saw a lady she had no clothes on
I had a good look through the crack
Footmarks up her back
How did they get there?
She was naked -- naked
I saw a lady and she was naked
I saw a lady she had no clothes on
Now she's looking at me
What's that rope i see?
I don't like the look of those boots
She was naked -- naked
I don't wanna seem crude but she was nude
Nude -- nude -- nude --nude
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6. _ What's Going On
Giorgio moroder/pete belotte
(from the soudtrack of "metropolis", 1984)
Is there a mask behind the face
Is it a sleeveless ace
Can a smile conceal a sneer
How do we see clear
What makes the truth curl up and lie
Is it the fly-by-night
If the counterfeit's the sham
How do we all stand
The deeper we put in the problem - the less we know
What's going on
I wanna know
What's going on
Remember all the cracks you feared
Beneath the clear veneer
Well, now they're bursting wide apart
And this is just the start
How does it feel to lose control - lose your goal
So who's a friend and who's a foe - time to show
What's going on
I wanna know
What's going on
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7. _ Cartrouble (part 1)
I've got a pizzaland complexion
And bright green sox
I am the happy little face
On the charity box
But you don't look in my direction
You always look away
You thank the lord god above
That you were'nt modelled my way
Then i woke up
Right in the middle of a horrible dream
I woke up
I dreamt i was a spastic
But my boots were clean
You are a solid instigator
Of the human code
You held back the traffic
While i crossed the road
But please don't try to be a martyr
The good samaritan way
Because my silly cuban heels
Will give your games away
Then i woke up....
Pray for me (4x)
Then i woke up, right in the middle of a
I woke up
I woke up
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8. _ Goes Around
Adam ant/marco pirroni
Well you walk the walk
And you smile the smile
You don't care who you hurt
As long as it's me
Well you play the part
And you tear my heart
You don't care who you hurt
As long as it's me
Is that any way to behave?
Is that any way to behave?
Is that any way to behave?
I'm asking
And i believe
What goes around comes around goes around
I believe
What goes around comes around
Well you talk the talk
And you smile the smile
You don't care who you hurt
As long as it's me
Well you play the part
And you tear my heart
You don't care what you take
As long as it's free
And if you think you took me over
You'd better look over your shoulder
And if you think it's all right
The guys are watching you
And i believe
What goes around comes around goes around...
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9. _ Fat Fun
Baby, you're so overweight
Baby, you're my one
Baby, you're an old pig, fat
Looking for someone
Creambuns...fat fun
Yeah!...fat fun!
You look like a fucking walrus
Laying on the beach
You're too fat to clean yourself
You're just my porky pig!
Creambuns...fat fun
Yeah!...fat fun!
One day girl i'm gonna take you out
And i'll stuff your mouth
Baby i'll sew up your mouth
Till your stomach squeals
Creambuns...fat fun
Yeah!...fat fun!!!
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10. _ Plastic Surgery
Adam ant
Hey, you got a face like a labrador
I don't mind that's what i'm here for
The angel gabriel sent me
To give you a little bit of sympathy
I'm gonna take you down to harley street
Such a shame you had that crash
That will teach you to drive flash
And a lorry hit you at full power
Your blood gushing like a shower
Plastic surgery - it's so plastic
Plastic surgery - fantastic
(and you better take me away)
Well you might have to sell your car
And your parent's brand new house
You lie awake and lose your sleep
Baby, miracles do not come cheap
Well you can have a brand new nose
Light blue eyes or even hazel
A little ear will be much better
When you are a real go getter
Don't go sitting in the sun
Your new face might start to run
Just forget your makeup scheme
Clean your face with mr. sheen
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11. _ Puerto Rican
Uno, dos, tres, quatros........arriba!
I've seen you walking down the street
What's that big dog by your feet
Whatever it is, it could do with a beating
It looks to me like....... a puerto rican
A chick like you it's oh so rare
You get off on his greasy hair
You got a smart apartment, you got central heating
Why go waste it on a puerto rican
I'm gonna light up a beacon on a puerto rican
Strike a matchstick on his head
Light up a beacon on a puerto ric
You gonna watch me smile if he drops down dead (yeah!)
Me and the boys don't think it's right
That you stayed out with him all night
But don't go making such a fuss
Come and burn him up with us!
Well i'm here standing at tierra del fuego
While you're out, playing with that dago
With that girl i'm gonna make him cry
I won't let that dago by!
Arriba
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12. _ Catholic Day
Kennedy died in '63
Poor john.f-
Kennedy died in '63
Poor john.f-
Kennedy died in '63
Poor john.f-
Kennedy died in '63
Poor john.f-
Kennedy
No more messing 'round
Playing with monroe
No more turning on
The middle aged ladies
All i remember
Was his sporty young hairstyle
All i remember
Was the catholic day
Kennedy died in '63
Poor john.f-
Kennedy's wife
With his brain
On her knee
Poor jacky-
Kennedy's wife
With his brain
On her knee
Poor jacky-
Kennedy
Poor jacky-
No more rocking chairs
Sitting on the front porch
No more soft drugs
Playing the space race
All i remember
Was you levi sta-prest
All i remember
Was the catholic day
I see the chickens have come home to roost (5x)
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13. _ Friends (version 1)
I'm a friend of mister pastry
I'm a friend of allen jones
I'm a friend of shirley bassey
I'm a friend of your chromosomes
I'm a friend of stuart sutcliffe
I'm a friend of michael miles
I'm a friend of jim morisson
I'm a friend of nobby stiles
I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me
I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
And if i come on the night, can i get in free?
I'm a friend of egon schiele
I'm a friend of mister spock
I'm a friend of doctor kildare
I'm a friend of the woodentop's
I'm a friend of arthur askey
I'm a friend of freda payne
I'm a friend of danny angel
I'm a friend of big john wayne
I'm a friend of brian inglis
I'm a friend of your dad's son
I'm a friend of boris karloff
I'm a friend of everyone
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