1. _ Fraulein
Well my fraulein done told me
When i was in goosesteps.
She said i would gas them
And now i'm a big man
Filling up autos
That beep at me often
I drop what i'm doing
And wait on them cheerfullv
Some choose the big pump
And other's the small
It's a small small world
And i hear 'dem autos call
Well i'm a big time pumper
And i pump'em full of my gas
And if you give me static
I'll tell ya blow it up your ass
My station is pretty
I keep it in top shape
The customers dig me
'cause i got the answers
To all of their auto needs
I fix 'em up often
And relieve their tension
'cause no one wants an auto
That threatens to lose it
The auto's come crawlin'
Into my station
They beep at me always
I stop what i'm doing
And greet them with smiles
I call "fill 'er up?"
They yell back "$1.00"
I wipe all the dead bugs
And dirt off their windshield
And connect my big hose
Up to their gas tank
The gas hums as it enters
And fulls up their empty tank
I do two at a time now
I've developed a technique
My timing is very good
If not always precise
I give them a fair deal
They drive off satisfied
We need each other's business
Without which we could not survive
We like to trade money-
Because /t means honor,
Not like those people
Who are sick and can't touch it
Because they're unhealthy,
They leave me cold.
I help who i can help
And feel nothing for those who
Don't come to my station
For i'll only tow those who
Show me their honor
I can't help evervbody
And i'm not my brother's keeper
We huddle together
And those who come to me
We huddle together
And despite the weather
We find strength in our circle
I'm very important
To the big and the little guy
We all need each other
To keep ourselves going
Their auto's all need me
My pump's need their empty tanks and
If the good lord is willing
We shall be here to the end
Pumping-each-other
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2. _ Working In A Coal Mine
Well i been workin' in a coal mine
Goin' down down
Workin' in a coal mine
Whew about to slip down
Five o'clock in the mornin'
I'm up before the sun
When my work day is over
I'm too tired for havin' fun
Lord i am so tired
How long can this go on
I been workin' goin' workin'
Whew about to slip down
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3. _ A Plan For U
Weave to the left bob to the right
Or you'll be a flat tire on the freeway of life
Go get active, change your luck
Lay with yatta yatta's and treat 'em rough
Come your turkey, drop your load
Please don't let the tin man get your goat
Stay horizontal don't look back
If you do you'll give your mom and dad
A heart attack
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4. _ "37"
I'm envious of your i.q. of 37
You, you're the one
It's written all over your face
You, you're the one
I'd like to take your place.
I'm envious of your i.q. of 37
Your lack of brains just drives me crazy
Its the only way to get by and be lazy
You, you're the one
It's written all over your face
You, you're so dumb
I'd like to take your place.
I'm envious of your i.q. of 37
From where i come it's the dumber the better
No-one likes a really go getter
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5. _ Chango
Chango!
Chango!
The bear (?)
I come up the river
Like beat man
I come up the river
Like skoke man fly
I come up the river
To kill many people
I come up the river
With laser gun
Dear uncle, dear uncle, dear uncle
Dear uncle, dear uncle
Your son just had intercourse
With baggy breast
Your son just had intercourse
With death debbie
My mommy didn't hold me when i was young
She didn't give me breast
And went insane
My mommy didn't hold me when i was young
She didn't give me breast
And went insane
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6. _ Let's Go
Upon the buzzer
Ouick on the start-
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7. _ Be Stiff
Be stiff b-abies be stiff
Fruit ooze is wetly lewd
Stay dry in rubber boots and
Cucumbers ripe and rude
Bend over fixed to shoot and
Breath hard in metal suits
Live right make lots of loot
Wet women waste your food
Go solo no no two's and
Deep sleepers jerk the root
Watch out for fruits and mutes and
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8. _ Clockout
All right clockout
I got my coat
I got my keys
I got my head down to my lungs and move my feet
Me i got all the secretaries down on their knees
Look at 'em scoot
They gonna clockout
I got my money
Tied up in stock
I got my mammy take my doggie for a walk
Me i got the biggest little business down on the block
Get ready get set
'cause we gonna clockout
Down on all fours
Take my advice
Hear my decree
I'm afraid the future's gonna be maintenance free
I got the big brush for your bowl
Baby can't you dig my plea
Gonna gag
Unless we clockout
No no no
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9. _ Bottled Up
Doctor says you ain't got long to live
Nurse says you ain't got much to give
Don't listen to your doctor
Don't play up to the nurse
Wave goodbye to your doctor
Just because you're bottled up
Got to get unbottled up
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10. _ Booji Boy's Funeral
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11. _ Goo Goo Itch
Itchy, itchy goo
Got me thinking of you
Itchy goo, itchy goo
Oh, baby, i love you
Itchy goo, itchy goo, itchy goo goo goo
It's all i wanna do, whammo
Itchy, itchy goo
There's a pile next to you
Itchy goo, itchy goo
And it's turnin blue
Itchy goo, itchy goo, itchy goo goo goo
It's all i wanna do, whammo
You got me running in circles
Like a pee-pee baby
I'm so happy i just wanna die
Cause this baby love
It comes from up above
Move on over
I wanna get closer
Move on over
Wanna twaddle with you
Move on over
Satisfy my urges
Please, please help
I got the goo, goo itch
You got me running in circles
Like a big-big baby
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12. _ All Of Us
I left home with a friend of mine
Gone two years and i don't know why
Now i'm happy all the time
I can't think and i'm feelin' fine
I got feelings but they don't show
Don't ask me cause i don't know
No no no no no
All of u
Think you've heard this all before
Now your're gonna hear some more
I know a place where dreams are crushed
Hopes are smashed but that ain't much
All you stupids anyway
We're all gonna die some day
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
All of us
Me leave home with booji boy
Teeth fall out of china doll
Poo poo man got jiffy-snipped
Bad girl lauching - floppy tits
Listen listen me no lie
We like stuff what makes us cry
Why why why why!!!!?
All of us
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13. _ Can You Take It?
Popeye's big punch knocks bluto cold
Cartoon people don't go old
Yosemite sam blows up his head
But you and me wind up dead
Dreamed i laid a toaster
Daddy caught me in the act
Can u take it?
Beauty queens get bigger all the time
Mamma is in a basket, crossed a double
Yellow line
Magazines and t.v. show us nice behinds
All the kind of stuff nobody ever finds
Headlines in the paper "killed by rock n' roll"
Can u take it?
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14. _ I Been Refused
Sittin' after supper
Watched the f.b.i.
Asked for the cigarette
I got no reply
Then you dropped your coulottes
Revealing rubber underpants
Sweat was forming in my shoes
But you ended our romance
I been refused
I lost my shoes
Last monday morning
Minus 20 degrees
Walked to unemployment
On my knees
Dogs in the ocean
Figs in the sea well come on baby
And wakka-wakka-wakka with me
Bought a kodak brownie
Developed film at home
Took some shots of sister
Pants were full of loam
Took a couple back views
Took some up front
Three tries wallet size
I was lookin' at that cunt
I been refused
I lost my shoes.
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15. _ U Got Me Bugged
Since you came around
Wigglin' under my skin
I've been lost in the lost 'n found
Feeling like a helpless pin
U got me bug bug bug bug bugged
Girl i don't know what to do
U got me bug bug bug bug bugged
You fluttered on down
As graceful as can be
Then you stuck in the needle
And sucked my blood
It was the loveage that came over me
U got me bug bug bug bug bugged
I don't know what to do
U got me bug bug bug bug bugged
I'm always bugged over you
Now i'm hopelessly entangled
In the web of love you dangled
Helpless like a worm watch me twist and squirm
Your love has left me strangled
U got me bug bug bug bug bugged
Girl, i don't know what to do
U got me bug bug bug bug bugged
Girl, i'm all bugged out over you
You got me bug bug bug bug
Now i'm hopelessly entangled
In the web of love you dangled
Should have trusted sick fear
Now you stepped out on my tail
Your love has left me strangled
You got me bug bug bug bug
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16. _ The Rope Song
I found a girl with a pretty face
I tied a rope around her waist
I know when she's in and when
She goes out
Well there ain't nothing to guess about
She covers her ears when i play my guitar
She runs away but not very far
Just push a button - retractable cord
I pull her back when i get bored
One word from her and she'd be free
But she's exactly where she wants to be
Magnetic madonna she glows in the night
Reciprocal pull, i flow to her light
Woman i am bound to you
But what do i want to do?
Woman what do i want?
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17. _ Baby Talkin' Bitches
Baby talkin' bitches lookin' for a man
Mamma be-be-da-da get lost while u can
We do not like the way you slide
We do not like the soft inside
We do not like you many ways
And we could do without you for days
Baby talkin' bitches dying without fun
Man was meant for woman. why are you
So dumb?
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18. _ Bamboo Bimbo
Well he caught his first whiff in the jungles
Of'nam
That slant-eyed catfish tasted better than mom
Now every single night she drops her big bomb
Cause he's a bamb00 bimbo
Those hook marks really show
Cause he's a bamboo bimb0
He went for it now everyone knows
He's a bamboo bimb0
He caught his first glance in "field and stream"
That salt water taffy was a fisherman's
Wet dream
Now every single night he's still gettin'
That big ream
Cause he's a bamboo bimb0
He fell it and everyone knows
He's a bamboo bimbo
Just a monkey with a ring in his nose
He's a bambo0 bimbo
Can't say i never told ya so
He's a bamboo bimb0
It go on and on and on
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19. _ Dogs Of Democracy
With the old dogs
And the young dogs
Clap together
For a spring
You can best
Well i'll give it
They'll be running fast and free
(???)
Money's never wrong
(???)
There's a message in this ditty
There's a moral to this song
When the dogs
Get their bones
Remember they'll be howlin'
Money's never wrong
(???)
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20. _ Fountain Of Filth
There it was
Just like old faithful
The eternal fountain of filthi
I took a walk straight out of town
But then i stopped and took my time for pleasure
I was alone, i looked around
I heard a voice 50 i buckled for safety
And there it was down on the ground
A pool of sound that showed my own reflection
In a fountain of filth
Eternal fountain of filth
I tried to run i couldn't move
Frozen solid while the thoughts of men
Attacked me
Out of my head the fountain shot
And drowned me in a serum that i couldn't
Put a stop to
It was me myself and i locked in a struggle
With the talking head below me
In a fountain of filth
Eternal fountain of filth
I got a hunger that makes me say things
I got a hunger that makes me do things
I got a hunger that makes me want things
I'm just a victim of filth
Nowhere are we safe
From the power of
From the reach of
From the appeal of
The eternal fountain of filth
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