Dead Serious

Riggidy-raow, ziggidy gadzuks, here i go, so
Fliggedy-flame on, g-geronimo, yo
I biggedy-burn riggedy-rubber when i blabber great
I miggedy-make the wonder twins deactivate
It's crazy, i'm biggedy-breakin' backs and bustin' lips
I friggedy-freaked gladys knight and those freakin' pips
Shrimps, i miggedy-make enough noise like bamm-bamm
Throw boulders from bedrock you'll get dropped, i slam man
So check it
I riggedy-wreck it quick, aw shucks
I giddedy-got the big ducks like daddy warbucks
I riggedy-rocked the coca-cabana
Banana split
{hack-tho} spit, so sit
I friggedy-freak it from here to bangladesh
I riggedy-rippin' flesh plus i get fresh like this
Swish, swiggedy-swooshed kid, you'll get it done
Swooshed for fun, i riggedy-rhyme like no one
I biggedy-bum riggedy-rush chiggedy-chumps, i'm savage
I shake 'em up and down like the down jones average
I'm cocky, like rocky, i biggedy-bangs the best
So tiggedy-tell your friend, chump, 'cause here comes das efx

A-higgedy-hoy there matey, i giggedy-gots to flow
My saturday nights are live-er than joe piscopo
So yo, siggedy-save the bait for charlie tuna
See i be the boogie banger, like esiason's the boomer
I'm higgedy-hots to trot, i giggedy-gots the motts
Jewels plus dreads, so toots, call me goldilocks
I ciggedy-catch the scoop from peter jennings
Do a spin like the mag and i slide like peggy fleming
Or a smiggedy-smack a fag and choke 'em up until he squeals
I hawiian punched the captain and now i'm maxing with tenille
I piggedy-pack steel, i got a big gun
I'm freaking the track from brooklyn, yo, 'cause brooklyn's where i'm from

Tiggedy-time to get buck wild
Call me butterfingers, 'cause i dippedy-drop 'nuff styles
Iggedy eeny meeny miney moe
Shiggedy-bop, bap i'll snatch a rapper by his toe
I riggedy-write my pages when i figgedy-feel the flavor
I fliggedy-fly the friendly skies, so now i be a sky pager
I friggedy-freaked the funka
The rough nestle cruncher, word to arch bunker
Give me the mike and i'll liggedy-light it up like uncle fester
Microphone checka, one two checka
I tiggedy take no shorts, i'm not the fella
I can even act: stella, stella
Yo stella, here ciggedy-comes the bum rush, maybe
No static, i niggedy-knows more kids than um, bebe
So higgedy-hey hey hey not dwayne but i got props
I biggedy-bust rhymes like slick rick busts shots
So when i friggedy-freaks the funk, i'll be the ill funk freaka
I stiggedy-stole an apple from this bum named bonita
So riggedy-rub-a-dub i got the lip to make ya flip
Bustin heads with erik sherman and my man parish smith

Kiggedy-kiss my grits, check the jingle
I diggedy-don't bruise but snooze like rip van winkle
So twinkle, twinkle, twinkle little star
I sliggedy-slam dunk like kareem abdul-jabbar
Numbskull, i piggedy-pump up like reebok pumps
I friggedy-freak the stuff that makes a camel lose his humps, chumps
So wiggedy-where's the beef, um chief
He figgedy-fits the mold like the gold that's on his teeth
I rocks 'em, i socks 'em, i drops 'em, ah-choo
So riggedy-ready sit down, hut one, hut two
I diggedy dot my i's, and cross my tiggedy-t's, bro
I swiggedy-swing more action than hawaii five-o

"and it go a little something like this" "hit it!"

Verse one: books

Shiggity shoz-bots, hots, i rocks
I kiggity-kicks the drama like a farmer picks the crops
Hops, i diggity-digs more wigs than john the baptist
They call me mr. rapper so i guess i be the rappist
No practice, yo krayzie (diggity yes?), knocker
Don't bolo like han solo, come work like chewbacca
So ease back, slick, or get kicked in the tush
Yep, i call ya snaggle if your puss-
Ee gads, i rip shop, until the roof fell in
And plus i piggity-pop your shit like *?jugglo ellen?*
But umm, rarely does my crew get into beefus
I fliggity-flips the mould like the gold that's on my cheebas
Oh jesus, i'm the youngest, flipsy be the eldest
I'm hipper than the hip bone connected to your pelvis
So hickory dickory dock, diggity-don't your wish

Hook:

"if only it sounded like this" ".....like this"
*repeat x2*
"like, this" "like, this"
"if only it sounded like this" ".......like this"
"if only it sounded like this" ".......like this"
*scratching of "like this"*

Verse two: dray

Shibbity-bop, shibbity-boo, check out the way i drops the scoop
I'm kniggity-knockin butts out, daily, troop
I friggity-fry the funk that's why they call me krazyie drayzie
I giggity-gots more props than that kid named beatle bailey
The boogity-woogity brooklyn boy, he's cool like grizzly ruin
I swingity-swing more shit than tarzan be doin
I heard that shit was thick that's why i spick like i was span
Then i umm, flip my bit and take a dip like a-qua-man
So, umm, figgity-fee-fi-fo-fum, i smell blunts
I gibbity-got lines like evil knievel got bitch stunts
Ya dunce, i'm diggity-down with the hit squad, aight
I flippity-fly more heads than benjamin flew kites
So i, stiggity-start the spliffin, give me your lips so i can rock
I got more skills than john han got cock
So hickory dickory dock, diggity don't you wish......

Hook:

"if only it sounded like this" ".....like this"
*repeat x2*
"like, this" "like, this"
"if only it sounded like this" ".......like this"
"if only it sounded like this" ".......like this"
"if only it sounded like this" ".......like this"
"if only it sounded like this" ".......like this"
*scratching of "like this"*


Verse three: skoob, dray

And a way we go, priggity-praise the lord, our father
I kiggity-caught the love boat, ???? ????
I'm finnicky like the cap' but shoots more funk than funkadelic
It's diggity-das efx umm, chum, can you smell it?
Yippity-yapper doozy, watch me ease on down the road, hun
So come on, baby, and do the loco-motion
Umm, so now what the fuck?

I give em a sugar smack then they crack like daffy duck
Schmuck, i'm kniggity-knarly, dude, hey swick em
I biggity-bangs the chunks cos they plumps when i cook em
I quiggity-quick-quick, diggity-dick-dick, tiggity-tick-tack-toe
So figado, figado, figado, figa-do
I'm niggity-not the herb but look at the burb, it's gonna stunt
I figgity-funk up sanford, and his fuckin son

So hickory dickory dock, diggity don't you wish

Hook to fade

Intro/chorus:

Dum dum dilly dee dum dum
(diddy diddy dum dum)
Dum dum dilly dee dum dum
(diddy diddy dum dum)
Dum dum dilly dee dum dum
(diddy diddy dum dum)
Dum dum dilly dee dum dum
(dum dum)

Verse one: dray

Aiyo peep it, can you keep it down while i rock
Tick tock about this chick around the block?
She was high host, to the most hostess, no boastin
Back in '85, she was live, yo no jokin
A real go-getter, didn't try and sweat her
Fifteen years old and she was pushin a jetter
She had loot, moms and pops dukes had the bankin
She walked around school and the stunt would act stankin
Bitch, young miss, only dated older fellas
My slang couldn't hang, no thang, i wasn't jealous of her

Chorus

Verse two: dray

Oh yeah, where was i? bustin, now i'm ready
Now it's '87 and miss thing is goin steady
She was schoolin, chillin cos her man was makin papers
Tellin all her friends that these niggas caught the vapors
He found her, phoned her, then yo we boned her
Soon came a smack then he act like he owned her
He used her, 'bused her, fractured her wrist
Then the tommy got slapped behind her back gettin dissed
I was buggin, nuff on the stuff that i was seein
But that's how it goes for the hoes when they're bein......

Chorus

Verse three: skoob

Aiyo mirror, mirror, mirror, mirror, mirror on my dresser
Remember that chick loretta, back in the days i used ta sweat her
I wanted to smoke the boots, troop, it didn't matter
She was kickin it to my man stan who's livin phatter
Than me, hops, chillin in my hoodie and my reebok's
Now she's in a jam cos, stan was slangin rocks, but
Look at me now, honey, cos this the morning after
I'm yapper, a nappy-headed undaground rappa
Word to mom dukes, she was suits so i took her to my show
Just to show my niggas that the hooker was.....

Chorus

Verse four: skoob

Ah the show was phat, now it's back to the room, g
Yo mirror, this is where loretta tried to do me
My neck was on her tongue, *?ep's?* was gettin swung
Krayz was gettin biz with the friend that she brung
Then she took it upon herself to let me know she's in the mood-a
Then she licked her boot-a, oh shoot-a, i screwed her
I showed her, i rolled her, from here to north dakota
I gangbanged the boots like a brooklyn troop oughta
I stuck it in her [backwards], bust a nut, she was starvin
So i pushed in the bush til those lips started partin, but she was.......

Chorus to fade

Well i'm the jibber jabber, jaw like shabba
Franks making thanks, operating like trapper
John m.d., yea, that's what folks tell me
I plan on going far and be a star like marcus welby
So there, dear, uhum, you suit though
Yes, i makes the ruckus, causing ruckus like menudo
Or judo, i kicks it, i throws them when i gamble
And when i swings my thing, i take a swing like mickey mantle
But um, i got more flavors than a pack of now and laters
Beg your pardon, mr. keebler, but i love vanilla wafers
See, i got it going on 'cause of the songs that i write
I got it going on 'cause my crew is nuff hype
Plus i zitz em, i zamz em, i grams em like zorro
I shop at dagastino for a bag of stella dorro
Breadsticks, oh yes it's the books plus three
Of my cousins, crazy drazy, ?(abe blitz and tea)?
'cause we're

(chorus)
Jussumen that's on the mic...

Diggity yes, back up, i just come like shaka
Zulu, i pop like orville redenbacher
When i'm proper, i doobity dibble dabble wit my winnings
I drop a def jam as if my name was russell simmons
I'm funky, spunky, i clock bread like wonder
I'll jump up and flex , make you think i'm jane fonda
I shiggity slam rito, i'm layed back like tito
I good gots nuff wisdom like mama montigo, amigo
Se vente, yes i can samba
I'm known like geraldo, shishi karamba
The jibbity jibba jammage, always wit the hippity houser
I got crazy smarts like that kid doogie howser
So cool out, purno, i burn you no jive
I wickity wax that scalp just like alberto v.o. five
Diggity damn right half pint, i taste great like bud lite
I'm well known like spike or walter kronkite
Cause we're

Chorus

Check it, 1 for the money, 2 for the show
Thunder, thunder, thundercats, ho
Yep, i got my moms, i got my girl, i got my friends
And they say some making dollars, in japan, i'm making yenz
Wit the new style, meanwhile, my real name is william
I went and break a slut like donald trump can break a million
Or zillion, i kills 'em, i watches all my children
I'm hard as women, watch it silly stunt, just ask the pilgrims
I was strong from the get go, i'm not lou ferringo
I never caught the cooties from a fluzy or a bimbo
Like cheeko, i'm the man, yes indeed, i got the smart, so
When i take a stand, just take a seat like rosa arts
Some tomato, tomato, bolongna, bolongna
I use to fraggle rock ya but now i fraggle zone ya
A loner, i can't swim, i'm laughing in my hoodie
And i get down and boogie, oogie, oogie
Cause we're

Chorus

I'm like slick rick the ruler but i'm cooler that a calvin
My mon's name is june, my pops name is alvin
I'm not your kurt gowdie but i'm outtie, sianara
So hit the road jack so i can welcome back kotter
I flippity blast the ill shit, i flips them when i get them
I chills wit the books now mom paid out the rectum
No comp, i stiggity stomp em all out like sash squash
I'm deep, no steep, i'll make you wanna join backwash (zoom)
I diggity drops a jam and now i'm slamming like madonna
I gave a crewcut to sinead o'conner
Your honor, i'm bad to the bone, word is born
'cause me and mrs. jones, we got a thing going on
Yes i am, my ?(gibitibibity)? bedroom will not end
To the diggity cows come home, take the gitney again
'cause it's crazy, so give it a rest toots, don't you know me
I go from ten to two just like ivan roni
'cause we're

Chorus

[dray]
Comin straight from the sewer, i biggity-be's the rough slang slinger
Singer, dame look at me swing it like a swinger
I riggity-rock the miggity-microphone, i'm goin to rock it
Don't jock it, i'm quiggity-quick-quick, thiggity-thick, yo drop it
I'm flippin the flap so check out the rap, skills, ill ain't it?
I friggity-fry the funk so give me your tracks so i can train it
Or drain it like draino, *?this mako?*, cos i'm a
Rhymer, i stiggity-stun the *?cuns like angina?*
Singin the soft drink, ya did finger or leg lock
Huh-tutz, spit, can i rock?
The finger-lickin, criggity-crispy chicken
Spiggity-spark the biggity-blunt style is what i'm kickin
So next up, i kiggity-call my nigga wit the slang
The iggity-ill paprika, yo speaker.......

[skoob]
Hot diggity-damn, yiggity-yes i'm griggity-grand slammin like a homer
Simpson, look at the microphoner
On a mission, mission completed, dude, i'm kickin flavor
With my nigga, oh shit! my nigga from jamaica
Crack a 40, i smiggity-smoke nuff blunts that orgy
Bringin funk from crown heights straight to californi
I-a, b, see me on the free
Style, chill more props than benny hill, umm
Well i'll be god damned, they bringin me in the master mix
The nappy head, go betcha dog, question mark, asterisk
I flip up, bang, knock a baby out your ????
The figgity-funk, triple packs an uzi in my zip-up
Remember the time i ripped it, smacked it, flipped it
You're figurin i was a tip, tip so i kicked it

Hook:

Straight from the sewer, straight from the sewer
"noth-nothin can save ya"
*repeat x3*

[dray]
Comin straight from the sewer, the young, flippin-the-toungue superstarer
I freakin the flow like there ain't no tomorrow
I'm horri-fyin, kid, i be wreckin
Shiggity-shop, when i rock there's no half-steppin
So give me the mic check, get respect, dude i'm narly
I betcha if i was ken then i'd be fuckin barbie
So shiggity bop boo, aiyo duke can i give a
Shiggity-shout to my nigga o and the jibber
Jabber, you're riggity-raw when i'm kickin
I'm flippin the tongue so figgity-fee-fi-fo-fum, no slippin
I'm wicked, wild, bringin the style when i blabber
I swing it for das efx, when i flex i won't stagger
Or stutter, i wriggity-wreck it quick with my crew
So light, camera, action......

[skoob]
Tiggity-take two, umm, roll on, chiggity-check the flow, umm
I'm swingin it like my nuts be swingin from my scrotum
Oh shooter, i'm bringin the power move left, g
>from the sewer, test the microphone, 1-2 uhh
The nigga, the jibbity-jibber jabber jaw, blippity-blapper rapper
Tiggity-tap a livin in the lapper
The ghetto, leakin the nigga' petrol as i let go
My verbs with the *?lecko?* from bismore to plepto
The umm, boogity woogity books can make ya clock turn
I riggity-rocks the spot just like my cock butts burn
I friggity-freaks the ill rap, i'm still strapped, don't test me
I pops shit, pop tarts and piggity-pop cherries
Correct, g, my style is fat so i swung it
Want it? the riggity-roughneck brooklyn nigga brung it

Hook (x1 1/2)