Machine Gun Etiquette

These are the hands of a demented circus clown

Outside i'm laughing but inside i'm really wearing a frown

I see you laughing at me

But baby in my dreams

Its quite a different scene



Chasing you through the night with my hands oh virginess

Funny how everything seems to make me colliette

I find i'm laughing at you

And if you are turning blue



Ha ha ha ha ha

Ha ha ha ha ha

Ho ho ho

(lyrics scabies, music captain)

I'll be the ticket if you're my collector

I've got the fare if you're my inspector

I'll be the luggage, if you'll be the porter

I'll be the parcel if you'll be my sorter



(chorus)

Just for you here's a love song

Just for you here's a love song

And it makes me glad to say

It's been a lovely day

And it's okay



I'll be the mail, you'll be the guard

I'll be the ink on your season ticket card

I'll be the rubbish, you'll be the bin

I'll be the paint on the sign if you'll be the tin



(chorus)

(chorus)

Its okay

Its okay

We've been crying now for much too long

And now we're gonna dance to a different song

Gonna sream and shout til my dying breath

Gonna smash it up til theres nothing left



(chorus)

Oooh ooh smash it up, smash it up, smash it up

Oooh ooh smash it up, smash it up, smash it up



People call me villain oh its such a shame

Maybe its my clothes must be to blame

I don't even care if i look a mess

Don't wanna be a sucker like all the rest



(chorus)

Smash it up (x5)



Smash it up, you can keep your krishna burgers

Smash it up, and your glastonbury hippies

Smash it up, you can stick your frothy lager

Smash it up, and your blow wave hairstyles



(repeat verse 1)



(chorus)



And everybodys smashing things now

I said everybodys smashing things now yeah

She plays her mouth into a smile

And offers that he stay a while

Two hearts that beat as one

And eyes that hardly ever saw the sun

Hollywood babbles on



She lays a wreath of lilies on his grave

His flame gone along with the love he never gave

Not to be seduced by those red lips

Two dimensional comic clips

Hollywood babbles on,

On and on and on and on.



(chorus)

Channel 7, eyeshades of grey

Too close but two worlds away

Plan 9, her domain

Too close but two worlds away... they say



(repeat)

Step into the night.

At 7am on a brand new day

I'm gonna start it in the perfect way

Put the greatest record on

I kick the dog, i kick the cat

Insult my mum insult my dad

Sing out loud and sing along



(chorus)



We say noise is for heroes (heroes)

Leave the music for zeroes (zeroes)

Noise noise noise is for heroes (heroes)

Oh yeah



I'm down the pub and the time is one

Hit the jukebox for my favourite song

Gonna turn it up too loud

Have a couple of games of pool

Argue with a drunken fool

Have a beer with the usual crowd



(chorus)



Its noise that makes the world go round

I can't survive without that sound

The sound torments me



Its 8 o'clock down the church hall

I've enough amplifiers 6 feet tall

Gonna turn them up full blast

The vicar waves his arms and looks absurd

The noise drowns out his godly words

And he can't get out too fast



(chorus)



Noise noise noise (x7)