Devil's Ni

[cut 'n scratched: "i'm an instigator" -> swifty mcvay]

[chorus: swifty mcvay]
"i'm an instigator" - nigga can't you see?
"i'm an instigator" - ain't nobody worse than me
"i'm an instigator" - i'll be the first to beef
First to squeeze, take heed to the words i speak
"i'm an instigator" - nigga can't you see?
"i'm an instigator" - ain't nobody worse than me
"i'm an instigator" - i'll be the first to beef
First to squeeze, 'til it hurts to breathe, fuck with me

[kuniva]
I love gettin shit started
I instigate a peace talk into a beef talk until police need chalk
To chalk you up, have bitches walkin up
Smackin you in your face, screamin that you talk too much
Tell women you said you fucked 'em
Tell the hardest nigga you said you snuck him
Ran his pockets and stuck him
'til they gather in front of your crib, guns and long clips
Laughin when they shoot at you over the wrong shit
I lock down your block with lies that's so believable
You'll run and grab your shotguns, glocks and nines (whattup)
Walkin blind, excite fights until they erupt (do it!)
Instigate my own death cause killin you ain't enough

[swifty mcvay]
I don't give a fuck if we beefin or not, i'll squeeze first
I'ma heat up yo' spot, i'm a nigga that breathe dirt
On these streets every day, snatchin niggaz yea
How you bitches needin work, you can get it from mcvay
I'm dispiteful, i tie a hoe a maniacal foul animal
Liable to leave you strapped with yo' bible (fo' real)
I'm psycho, my bullets won't fly by you
You wanna kill me? {*explosion*} you got the right to
Ain't gotta wait 'til night to snipe if i don't like you
You gettin hit in broad daylight with a white rifle
In front of yo' window i'm lookin right through
I love when i see a nigga get stuck..

[chorus]

[kon artis]
"i'm an instigator" - drama tends to follow me
I know, i probably owe all of my friends apologies
Lie to every bitch just to get her to swallow me
Get a lobotomy nigga this one's to my arteries
Guns are a part of me i pack more than pottery
I oughta be jailed for depicted mockery
Egg on fights to plot on the niggaz that shot at me
I don't twist the truth i just make it gothic see
I'm nothin but a liar with a big-ass mouth
Dick and fists big enough to knock your bitch-ass out
Got no reason to tell you the truth
But to be honest with you i rap with him but i don't like proof

[proof]
Nigga fuck you, me and swift got plans to jump you
Type of nigga to shake your hand and stomp you
"i'm an instigator" - convince a tenth grader
To run up inside his classroom and leave the kids..
Bitch wait up, this is the season
For squeezin off triggers on niggaz for no reason
Either jump or quit runnin your mouth
Pull a gun out, but i use it 'til the bullets run out

[chorus]

[swifty mcvay]
I throw a brick at your crib, have you standin on the porch
Screamin, "look what you did!" i ain't feelin no remorse
Nigga just pick up the kids, and swift got first dibs
With these cherry hot slugs that'll barbecue your ribs
I'm preparin deathbeds, quick to bust lead
While i'm starin at the feds, tearin off they legs
Once you drop dead they'll be swearin it's a plague
I'm sicker than a coke rastafarian with dreads
You get shanked if you move, ditched with no clues
Don't put shit on yo' tape but yo' skits and interludes
And once i finish you they wouldn't put it in the news
I'm nuts so you hoes ain't got the guts to end the feud

[chorus]

[cut 'n scratched: "i'm an instigator" to fade]

[bizarre]man did you see that hoe with them big tities?
[kuniva]yo nigga what's goin on fool?
[bizarre]whatup my nigga?
[kuniva]nuttin man, yo, this is my girl right here sind right here
[kuniva]sind this is bizarre i was tellin you about
[kuniva]that's my nigga
[kuniva]yo look i'm bout to run in the store and get some forties and a coupla blunts
[kuniva]man you why dont you go to the store with me
[bizarre]all right
[kuniva]all right bet, i'll be back in a little bit nigga
[bizarre]aight my nigga

(music start playin in the background "bizarre's gonna rape ya")

[sind]so how long you been on eminem
[bizarre]eminem? shit i don't know eminem, i'm just in town for this little jazz festival and shit
[bizarre]you know, something on the side
[bizarre]yo can i get you some sparkling water and shit? you want some water?
[sind]no, no, no thanks
[bizarre]how about some pig feet
[sind]naw, i'm straight, i'm ready to smoke
[sind]damn, what's takin the kuniva so long?

*bizarre farts*

[sind]no the fuck you didn't!
[bizarre]girl chill out that shit came from my soul
[bizarre]fuck that shit you better out dead youknowwhatimsayin
[bizarre]and i want you to give me a little kiss though

*bizarre farts again*

[sind]a kiss? kiss you where?
[bizarre]all right i'm a tell you, i'm a tell you, i'ma tell you in your ear

(music stops)

[bizarre]on my booty

[scratched:] "niggaz, crackers, whiteys, jews.."
[d-12] this is how it happens to you
[d-12] that's how people get fucked up
[scratched:] "niggaz, crackers, whiteys, jews.."
[d-12] this is how it happens to you
[d-12] that's how people get fucked up

Yo, if you a loudmouth, tryin to wild out
And we see just how you layin and we peeped yo' style out
(you a punk!) when you chillin out in front of your truck and get stuck
[d-12] that's how niggaz get fucked up

No love at home with your kinfolk
And the world just keep fuckin with your mental
And all these kids makin fun of your trenchcoat
[d-12] that's how students get shot up

Hatin on us but you come to our show
(fuck them niggaz) i crowd surf and you let me go
(oh no!) whup yo' ass when i get off the flo', just so you know doe
[d-12] that's how haters get fucked up

When the police pull you over and shit
Then find ganja, now every month they checkin on yo' piss
They gettin mad cuz you ain't come back since, and now they sweatin you
[d-12] that's how p.o.'s get fucked up

When your mans hook you up with a bitch
Over the phone and when you see her she ugly as shit (god damn!)
Now at the end of date she want a kiss, and some dick
[d-12] that's how blind dates get fucked up

Sayin we not a real crew with a lot of skill
And only one nigga in our crew make the dollar bills
Y'all fools just mad cause y'all ain't got a deal
[d-12] local rappers talk too much

(we gon' rob this bank) but you roll with punks
Manager tripped the alarm and you all get stuck
Cops got ak's, y'all only got pumps - that shit's just dumb
[d-12] that's how cousey got locked up

When yo' ass wanna walk in a club
Instead of tellin you to wait, the nigga wanna push and shove
(move!) then get trampled from the niggaz you brung, so move over
[d-12] that's how bouncers get fucked up

[scratched:] "niggaz, crackers, whiteys, jews.."
[d-12] this is how it happens to you
[d-12] that's how people get fucked up
[scratched:] "niggaz, crackers, whiteys, jews.."
[d-12] this is how it happens to you
[d-12] that's how people get fucked up

Yo, ha, when you get your guns out of the stash
And gather all your homies up to go and shoot up a pad
Soon as you finish y'all run out of gas - you better haul ass
[d-12] that's how drivebys get fucked up

Mixin weed with the brew, ecstasy and kahlua
Gasoline fumes, nitrous balloons
Acid tab-lets and the magic mushrooms
[d-12] that's how d-12 get fucked up

(hey i like your records) but my album ain't dropped
(dr. dre's my favorite) bitch get off his jock
Got a backstage pass and i need to get off; wanna meet da-d-doc
[d-12] that's how groupies get tossed up

Drop out of school, take drugs and molest sluts
Got your girlfriend suckin on my left nut
Your parents don't like me, but guess what?
[d-12] cause bizarre don't give a fuck

Chokin your wife all in front of your peeps (bitch!)
She toss a brick through the window of your jeep
Get back together by the end of the week, that's so sweet
[d-12] slim and kim argue too much

Invite a hoe to your house while your bitch is out
Now you got your dick all up in her fuckin mouth
Pull it out and then you bust off on her favorite blouse
[d-12] that's how clinton got caught up

Steal cars, wreck bars, get fucked up beyond
Recognition walk in tipsy clubs like we stars
Our mission every day is just to smoke bongs and fuck bitches and dogs
[d-12] that's how runyan ave. is cut

When your life wasn't raised up right
Then see your mother comin home with different niggaz every night
And then you run into the one you don't like; so get the fuck lost
[d-12] that's how step-dads get fucked up

[scratched:] "niggaz, crackers, whiteys, jews.."
[d-12] this is how it happens to you
[d-12] that's how people get fucked up
[scratched:] "niggaz, crackers, whiteys, jews.."
[d-12] this is how it happens to you
[d-12] that's how people get fucked up
[scratched:] "niggaz, crackers, whiteys, jews.."
[d-12] this is how it happens to you
[d-12] that's how people get fucked up
[scratched:] "niggaz, crackers, whiteys, jews.."
[d-12] this is how it happens to you
[d-12] that's how people get fucked up

[bass brother]
Ok
This is another
Public service announcement
Brought to you in part...

*punch*

[rondell beene]
Yo
This thing on?
Good good hell yea
Look, im speaking on behalf of d12
And if you get affended by words like
Bitch
Ho
Sissy
Faggot
Homo
Lezbian
Fudge packer
Clit eater
All that shit like that
Then you should turn this shit off right now
Cuz thats just some of the shit
No thats the only shit you gonna hear right here on this album
Its not that they dont have creativity
Or some shit like that, that aint the case
We just like sayin shit like that, just to fuck with you
Hey! i told you to hold him down, now hes running
Fuck it *bang*
God damnit if you would have just stayed still
Nothing would have happened to you
Just goes to show you, if you fuck with us
Shit can happen... bitch

[eminem]
Hey yo dawg
I got some shit on my motherfuckin chest that
I need to get off cause, if i don't
I'ma fuckin explode, or somethin
Now look - this is a story about
Some little fuckin girls that i know
It goes like this..

It's so easy for me to make enemies any more it's sickening
People are lookin for an excuse to jump on my shitlist
Stickin their noses in shit that isn't none of their business
I never asked, cared, gave a fuck, or wanted opinions
Now i'm in the position that, i don't wanna be in - shit
I never had no beef with your corny son of a bitches
But now the shit is broke and you can't do nothin to fix it
So i'm tellin you right now - motherfuck a limp bizkit
Now i'ma be real, b-real was real
He ain't say shit the whole time me and whitey was beefin;
See he chilled
He was cool with the whole situation and kept it neutral
I'd have never involved my crew if it wasn't for pupils
Peoples, whatever your backpackin cypherin name is
Had i not opened a magazine and seen what you sayin and
I'da never involved you, but you had to add your two pennies
Now i gotta go grab my shitlist and add some new enemies
Hit the studio and i'll admit, i had a few in me
Fuck it, i roasted you, i ain't mad at you any
But let it be known that song was never released, it leaked
I'da never gave you that much attention intentionally
Then i look on the tv, now look who's mentionin me
That little fuckin weasel, dj lethal, on mtv
After i gave you props in that song, you on national tv
Talkin bout everlast is gonna whip my ass when he sees me?
Come on dawg, you was supposed to be on that song
Talkin bout how bad you hate him, now you all on his thong?
What's wrong? you scared, and fred, you said you was dissin him too
I shoulda knew better than to listen to you
You fuckin sissy, up on stage, screamin how people hate you
They don't hate you
They just think you're corny since christina played you
And i dare you motherfuckers to try to diss me back
That's a sissy act, and don't call me kissin my ass
Cause i swear to god this ain't just a song i'm tryin to pre-warn you
Lethal when i fuckin see you dawg i'm swingin on you!
Motherfuckers must think cause i'm in trouble with the law
That i won't jaw 'em, up my sentence and double it tomorrow

[chorus]
Y'all some - girrrrls - y'all are some god damn girls
Why do you act this way? - why do you act this way huh?
Why do y'all act like fuckin sissies you pussies
Keep talkin shit behind my back you just some bitches for that
And we all knowwww - we all know, hah
How fuckin cowards rollll - "keep rollin rollin rollin"
In-fuckin-dent me's and pretend to be down
But as soon as someone calls you out
You put your tail between your legs and bow dowwwn

[eminem]
Now i don't ask nobody to share my beliefs, to be involved in my beefs
I'm a man, i can stand on my feet
So if you don't wanna be in 'em all i ask
Is that you don't open your mouth with an opinion
And i won't put you in 'em
Cuz i don't ask nobody to share my beliefs, to be involved in my beefs
I'm a man, i can stand on my feet
So if you don't wanna be in 'em all i ask
Is that you don't open your mouth with an opinion
And i won't put you in 'em

Now see if you diss me and i respond, the beef is on
But if i help you sell one record
And i see you at a show, i'll strip you naked
See i was smart, i came back and scooped up my friends
Now i got five dawgs that'll die for me like i'll die for them
I'll fight for them, swing or shoot like i fight for kim
All of 'em been with me through this fucked up life that i'm in
That goes for all of my dogs, from royce to dre
From xzibit to mel-man, 'til i'm hoist away
In my coffin i'll never soften no matter how often i'm tested
I'll never give a fuck, i won't never be interested
Love me or hate me as much as fred wants to be hated
I will solemnly stand by every statement i stated
This shit that i been through my pencil never could pencil
But i will never be this gullible ever again though (nope)
Next time i'll know when someone's copyin off me
I'm not bein cocky, i just know when somebody's mockin me
I stick up my middle finger, he sticks up his finger (hey!)
I say "fuck christina" he says "fuck christina" but meaner
So from doin a song with method to beggin to get accepted
I'm peggin fred with the bottle of dye that he bleached his head with
And as for lethal, don't forget what i said
I'm fuckin you up punk, you're dead! don't think that i'm playin
And fuck bizkit! cause i know you're sayin fuck d-12
Only not to our face, under your breath, to yourselves

[chorus]
You little - girrrrls - motherfuckin females
Why do you act this way? - why do y'all act this way huh?
Why do y'all act like fuckin sissies you pussies
Keep talkin shit behind my back you just some bitches for that
And we all knowwww - now we all know the truth
How fuckin cowards rollll - "keep rollin rollin rollin"
In-fuckin-dent me's and pretend to be down
But as soon as someone calls you out
You put your tail between your legs and bow dowwwn

[eminem]
Now i don't ask nobody to share my beliefs, to be involved in my beefs
I'm a man, i can stand on my feet
So if you don't wanna be in 'em all i ask
Is that you don't open your mouth with an opinion
And i won't put you in 'em
Cuz i don't ask nobody to share my beliefs, to be involved in my beefs
I'm a man, i can stand on my feet
So if you don't wanna be in 'em all i ask
Is that you don't open your mouth with an opinion
And i won't put you in it

And that's it, that's all there is to it dawg
If you didn't wanna do the fuckin song
Don't say you're down with doin the fuckin song
And then back out at the last minute
And then go on motherfuckin mtv talkin about
Everlast can whip my motherfuckin ass
If you're scared of whitey ford dog
Just say you're scared of whitey ford, that's it
That's all you had to fuckin say, i wouldn'ta said shit
I woulda backed off, did the motherfuckin song myself
And not put you motherfuckers in it, that's all
Now i ain't even on no rap shit no more
I'm on some fuckin-you-up shit when i see you
And i will see you too; oh, and by the way fred
That wasn't an accident
I didn't mean to give you a play at the music awards
Haha..

purple pills


[chorus]
I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these blue and yellow purple pills

[eminem]
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of valium inside her palm
It's mr. mischief with a trick up his sleeve
To roll up on you like christopher reeves
I can't describe the vibe i get
When i drive by 6 people
And 5 i hit
Ah shit
I started a mosh pit
Squashed a bitch
And stomped the foster kids
These shrooms make me hallucinate
Then i sweat till i start losing weight
Till i see dumb shit start happenin'
Dumber than vanilla ice tryin to rap again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house with a half an ounce
Not weed i meant coke dumb ass sit down
We don't bullshit, better ask around
D12 throws the bombest bash in town
Bizarre, your mom is passing out
Get her ass on the couch 'fore she crashes out

[kon artist & kuniva]
Fuck that, someone help denaun
He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn
Hey von
You see me stepping on these leprechauns?
It gotta be acid cuz the x is gone
Ya i took them all dog with some parmesian
And i think my arm is gone
It's probably numb
Dumb, dumb, and full of cumm
And i think he 'bout to swallow his tongue
Scary ass it was a false alarm
You think i'm 'bout to die when i just got on
So stop acting stupid
You so high
That you might wake up with a guy
On some new shit
I think i did too much
This substance equals cuffs
Red pills, blue pills, and green
Big pills (that's ill)
Mescaline

[chorus]

[hook]
Dirty dozen
80 of us
Shady brothers
Ladies love us
That's why our baby mothers
Love us but they hate each other
They probably wanna take each other out
And date each other
Some-, something, something, something
Something, something, something, something

[proof]
Pop pills
Pills i pop
Pop two pills
On stilts i walk
Snort two lines that were filled with chalk
Thought it was incredible i killed the hulk
I wanna roll away
Like a rollerblade
Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
And when i'm old and gray
Look for coke to smoke
I overdose
When i pack up my nose with coke
*cough cough cough*
I must have broke the choke
Had an accident when the trojan broke
Ahh, poor baby
Born by whore lady
Now i gotta straight born *infant*
(you're crazy!)

[swifty]
I pop four e's at one time
And i don't need water when i'm swallowing mine
(you got any shroom?)
Does bizarre smoke crack?
I can't get job
Because my arms show tracks
Why the hell you niggas think i rap?
I do it just to get your company hijacked
If you like smack
Then i might too
(swift, chill)
I just wanna get high like you
And i don't give a damn if they white or blue
Speed, shrooms, down the valiums
Even smoke weed outta vacuums
I just got some and i'm going back soon

[chorus]

[bizarre]
I'm at rave
Looking like a slave
High off chronic
Gin and tonic demonic
Body smelt like vomit
Pussy poppin', acid droppin', dope heavy guy
Heroine mescaline pencil leads wanna try?
Blue pills, golden seals
Got bizarre actin' ill
Drugs kill (yeah, right)
Bitch i'm for real
Shut your mouth you dirty slut
You know you want it in your butt
I'll put it in your cunt
Let bizarre nutt

[chorus]

aint nuttin' but music


[eminem]
It's shit like this i kick to these rich white kids
Who just might see how fucked up this sick life is
Ooops i did it again didn't i my shit's harder
To figure out than what britney's tit size is
Oooh i probably pissed you off again didn't i bitch
So what christina gaguilera kiss my grits
You know how many shit's i get if i wish i did
So i can quit givin these twisted little kids ideas
This just in, britney just dissed justin
She just fucked ben, got tit fucked and dick sucked him
If affleck can get his ass licked, how i can't shit
Goddamn bitch i'm rich i can't understand this
Are those pictures they made of us together on the internet
As close as i'm ever gonna get to hittin it from the back
And shit when it comes to that i hit harder from the back
Than everlast when he's pluggin lethal in his fuckin ass
Just give me one more chance britney hit me one more time
Let me know what's on your mind, whitney give me one more line
To sniff, you fuckers know what time it is
Fuck your jewelery my record's almost dyin, beeotch!

[hook 2x: eminem + dr dre]
What's goin on in the world today
People fightin, feudin, lootin, it's okay
Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll
Tell 'em dre- it aint nuttin but music

[bizarre]
Eminem doesn't like n'sync, well i do
So fuck him, and the backstreet boys too
Whatever happened to the cast of different strokes
Mary's broke, ty's snortin coke, and then an overdose
I got two little boys wit me
Michael jackson sent two helicopters to get me
I'm up early wit my hair curly
Me and mr. furly, fuckin laverne and shirley!
[kuniva]
Alotta rappers are livin in la la land
That's why i let my dogs out on the baha men
As bad as a life i had, i'm not mad
I don't need to be a jackass to beat up my dad
My whole family's country, my grandmother's old fashioned
And she keeps askin me why i rap wit a honky
But grannie i'm a flunky i could be a junky
I could be hangin with the hoochies out at the club scene

[kon artis]
To all the independent women in the house! (hey!)
Show us your tits and shut your motherfuckin mouth! (what?!)

[proof]
Robert downey, bobby brownie, whitney houston
The shit's confusin (sniff!)
Jesse jackson, reverend scandal
Got george michael's, tevin campbells
Peewee herman's, peep show places
Public restrooms, peep those cases

[hook]

[swifty mcvay]
Huh, your mom and dad probably mad at us (for what)
We done turned their kids into little body snatchers
Aint like where i'm from, we don't bite our tongue
Are you sure you want niggas 21 to carry guns
It's sad but i'm glad that i'm made to rhyme
Where you work you aint gettin paid for that overtime
It's only music, media know it but they blind
I aint in your light, so stay they hell up outta mine
Y'all the reason why princess diana ended up dyin
If you people get offended i don't care (stop cryin)
Tryin to get us to leave cuz what we say just aint clean (uh, uh)
But holdin back on what i say just aint me

[kon artis]
Now what's these parents all mad for? (your music is bad for 'um)
For teenage kids that drink more than ted danson in cheers
Carson drink beers, we all fart and piss and cuss out our bitch (shutup!)
Broke or rich, i still do that same old shit
I don't jump in front of a camera and change no shit
So when they ask me about my sarcasticness
I just slap 'em, turn around and ask 'em this

[hook]