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1. _ Skateboard

2. _ Todd

3. _ Truckers

4. _ Ed

5. _ Pandas

6. _ 666-6666

7. _ Candy

8. _ When The Moon

9. _ Concierge

It was a terrible day. my legs felt like four pounds of cheese in a two-pound bag. i didn't know what to do. my eyes were bloodshot, and actually my legs were bloodshot as well. it was strange,
Was happy. i got into my car. i decided i was going to leave the city. gonna go south, gonna have a holiday.

So i got in my car and i wondered why it wasn't running and then i realized i didn't have any keys. so i went in the house, found my keys, came back out, started the car, and drove down the high

The highway shimmered like black incense on the bald head of a buddhist monk. i drove down the highway and i got to that big city of miami. the steaming, seedy city - the city that's so seedy, t
Ve trees there. well i went into the nearest hotel and i went up to the door and i said, "i'd like a room." then i realized i was outside and i had to go inside. so i went inside and i
Ed up to the desk and i said, "i'd like a room, please."

They said allright, and they gave me a key. then i turned around, and there waiting for me was the concierge.

Concierge! (repeated many times)

Well he looked at me, then i looked at him, then he looked back at me, and then i took a putty knife and i rubbed it against his cheeks in a very provocative way. and he turned around and said,
;follow me."

So i followed him up the stairs. i went to my room. he opened the door for me, and then he hit me in the back of the head with a big silver shovel. i said, "what's that about?"

He said, "you get it free with the room." who was i to argue?

And i went in. my whole room was covered with soap. little soaps, all over the room, everywhere! in the bed, on the ceiling, everywhere! i said, "what's with the soap?"

And he says, "what, you don't like soap?"

I said, "no, i'll take it, thanks."

He left the room, and then gave me a stare that almost turned my blood to blood. anyway, i lay down on the bed, and it was a hot day so i was tossing and turning, and tossing and turning. and th
E soap started to lather up and lather up! and i was gonna die! i was gonna suffocate! so i called the front desk, and they sent up the concierge!

Concierge! (repeated many times)

Well he looked at me up and down, and he looked at me like i was four pounds of shit in a two- pound bag. and i looked back at him like he was four pounds of shit in a four-pound bag. and then h
Ked at me like i was six pounds of shit in a pound-and-a-half-bag. and i looked at him like he was 18 kilograms of shit in a thimble. and then i stabbed him in the face. and then he bit my head
Nd put it in a bag. and that's when i fell in love with the concierge.

Concierge! (repeated many times)

Now we live in a small beach house on a small beach on long island - it's a long, small island, but i love it well. and he loves me well. and sometimes we take a trip down the highway that's gli
Ng like a buddhist monk with incense ablaze, and we think of the day we first met - me, and the concierge.

Concierge...

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10. _ Buddhists

11. _ Love Affair

12. _ Psycho

13. _ Eskimo

14. _ Psa (1,2,3)

Hello everyone. my name is gary coleman. and a lot of you remember me as that little black kid on different strokes. but there's another, darker side of me that a lot of you don't know about. an
T's the fact that i was born without a torso. that's right! and millions of children are born without torsos every year, and the number is growing.

Imagine the horror of being taunted in the schoolyard: "hey where d'ya keep your nipples? in your pockets?"

Imagine the horror of being carried home from rugby practise in a netbag.

Imagine the horror of being taunted at swimming lessons: 'hey starfish baby! starfish baby!'

Yes, the pain is real. the horror is real. but the hope is also real. please give generously to:
Torsos for tots.
A non-profit organization that helps these trunkless youngsters reach out and not have their arm fall through their t-shirt hole. please give generously to:

Torsos for tots
228 avenue of the americas
New york, new york

Because somewhere there's a kid with nothing in his shirt but a dream.

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Hello, my name's ernest borgnine. and a lot of you remember me as the incredible flying worm in steve's trip to the oasis. but there's another, darker side of me that a lot of you don't know abo
Nd that's the fact that i -
Did you say ernest borgnine?

Yes.

He's on the tape already.

Oh, alright.

Sorry- p.s.a. number two.

Hello, my name's kate capshaw. and a lot of you remember me as that little black kid on different strokes. but there's another, darker side of me that a lot of you don't know about. and that's t
Ct that- (laughing)- greg's making me laugh!

Do you know, is kate capshaw known in other countries?

(all laugh)

Alright, let's do another one- let's go.

I should leave the room.

P.s.a- no don't- p.s.a.

Hello, my name is earl the incredible squirrel. (laughing) i'm sorry--

(all laugh raucously) that's a keeper.

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Hello, my name's clint eastwood. and a lot of you remember me as that little black kid on different strokes. but there's another, darker side of me that a lot of you don't know about. and that's
Fact that i have two huge columns of cheese for legs. that's right- and millions of children are born with cheddar legs every year, and the number is growing.

Imagine (hopelessly cracking up) the horror of sliding into second base and making a lovely taco melt.

Imagine the horror of being taunted in the schoolyard: "hey, we oughta cube ya and make little things with flags stick into ya."

Imagine the horror of being held down in the schoolyard and grated.

Yes, the pain is real. the horror is real, but the hope is also real. please give generously to:
Slice me off a chunk, huh?
A non-profit organization that helps these kids reach out and give, and take, and love, and live without being melted onto a patty of meat. please, give generously to:

Slice me off a chunk, huh?
228 avenue of the americas
New york, new york

Because somewhere, there's a kid who's curdling, with a dream.