Up a Lazy River

"Hey cat, where are ya goin' man?"
"Man, I'm going down to bop street"
"Tell me cat, where's that di-rection?"
"Man, ain't you heard? they got one of 'em in every town"
"Real cool"

Ba-a-op street, ba-a-op street
Oh, it's the cat and kittens of ol' bop street

Jumpin' jacks, they ain't no square
A green paint pants and great pair
On bop street they're the main attraction
'Cause they're the cats who crave the action
A-jumpin' here, a-jumpin' there
A-jump jump jumpin' everyhere
The jumpin' Jacksons are hard to beat
'Cause they're the cats 'n' kittens of ol' bop street (rock)

Well, a dreamy day when it starts at nine
A-rockin' and a-rollin' all the time
A-green blue jeans and crazy shoes
A-jumpin' on bop street, losing the blues
A-jumpin' here, a-jumpin' there
A-jump jump jumpin' everyhere
The jumpin' Jacksons are hard to beat
'Cause they're the cats 'n' kittens of ol' bop street (jump, jack, jump)

Well it's the street where the cool cats go
To spend their time and their hard earned dough
A-boppin' on bop street, goin' 'round
The juke box music with the rockin' sound
Well a-jumpin' here, jumpin' there
A-jump jump jumpin' everyhere
The jumpin' jacksons are hard to beat
'Cause they're the cats 'n' kittens of ol' bop street

Ba-a-op street, ba-a-op street
"Come on man, let's get going"
"Yeah, let's go on down to bop street"
Ba-a-op street

Woman love, hey hey hey, woman love, hey hey
Woman love, hey hey hey, woman love, hey hey

Well I went to my good doctor not so long ago
A-walkin' in a circle and moanin' low
He looked at me and said, good lord above, son,
You need a vaccination of a-woman love.

Well I'm lookin' for a woman with a one track mind
A huggin' and a kissin' and a smoochin' all the time
I'd build her a castle to the moon up above
I sure am a needin' me some woman love. (let's rock)

We'll I'm lookin' for a lovin' gal that needs a lot of care
Not worried about her figure or the color of her hair
The doctor really scared me when he said, good lord above,
You sure am a-needin' you some woman love.

Well I'm tired of walkin' circles, tired of moanin' low
I want my baby with me everywhere I go
I want my lovin' baby to call him turtle dove
I sure am a-needin' me some woman love (let's rock again)

Well I'm tired of walkin' circles, tired of moanin' low
I want my baby with me everywhere I go
I want my lovin' baby to call him turtle dove
I sure am a-needin' me some woman love.

Woman love, hey hey hey, woman love, hey hey
Woman love, hey hey hey, woman love, hey hey
Woman love, hey hey hey, woman love, hey hey

Well I've led an evil life, so they say
But I'll out run the devil on judgement day, I said
Move, hot-rod, move man!
Move, hot-rod, move man!
Move hot-rod, move me on down the the line, oh yeah!

Well me and the devil, at a stop light
He started rollin', I was out of sight, I said
Move, hot-rod, move man!
Move, hot-rod, move man!
Move hot-rod, move me on down the the line, oh yeah!

Well, goin' pretty fast, looked behind
A-hear come the the devil doin' ninety-nine, I said
Move, hot-rod, move man!
Move, hot-rod, move man!
Move hot-rod, move me on down the the line, oh yeah! (Let's drag now)

Well thought I was smart, the race was won
A-hear come the devil doin' a-hundred and one
Move, hot-rod, move man!
Move, hot-rod, move man!
Move hot-rod, move me on down the the line (Let's drag again)

Well, goin' pretty fast, looked behind
A-hear come the the devil doin' ninety-nine, I said
Move, hot-rod, move man!
Move, hot-rod, move man!
Move hot-rod, move me on down the the line, oh yeah!

Well I've led an evil life, so they say
But I'll hide from the devil on judgement day, I said
Move, hot-rod, move man!
Move, hot-rod, move man!
Move hot-rod, move me on down the the line.

Well I heard John say, "Man, she's my gal"
I heard another say, "Man, she my pal"
Well John jumped up, then he screamed
"Well-she's may gal, man, and that I mean"
Well, who-who, who slapped John?
Who-who, who slapped John?
Baby, who slapped John when the lights went low-oh?
Who-who, who slapped John?
(Jump, go cats go, all you cats cool it)
Well, the lights went on, then went off
John got slapped tryin' to hold his own
Well, who-who, who slapped John?
Who-who, who slapped John?
Baby, who slapped John when the lights went low-oh?
Who-who, who slapped John? (Jump)
Well I heard John say, "Man, she's my gal"
I heard another say, "Man, she my pal"
Well John jumped up, then he screamed
"She's may gal, man, and that I mean"
Well, who-who, who slapped John?
Who-who, who slapped John?
Baby, who slapped John when the lights were low-oh?
Who-who, who slapped John?
(Jump, go-go-go John go)
Well, the lights went on, then went off
John got slapped tryin' to hold his own
Well, who-who, who slapped John?
Who-who, who slapped John?
Baby, who slapped John when the lights went low-oh?
Who-who, who slapped John?