Enema Of The State

He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb
She has her curlers set, her credit cards are paying the funds
He's not that old, i've been told
A strong sexual goal

She goes out ever day
She goes every way...oh yeah!
And they don't even care at all

She's open waiting for more
And i know he's only looking to score
And it's way too unhealthy
Often they've typically
Been starved for attention before

She smokes a dozen and he doesn't seem to notice the smell
He took the seat off his own bike because of the way that it felt
He wants to bone, this i know
She is ready to blow

They go out every night
His pants are super tight...oh yeah!
And they don't even care at all

I never thought,
I'd die alone,
I laughed the loudest who'd have known?
I traced the cord back to the wall...
no wonder it was never plugged in at all...
I took my time, I hurried up,
The choice was mine I didn't think enough...
I'm too depressed to go on,
You'll be sorry when I'm gone...

I never conquered rarely came 16,
Just held such better days,
Days when I still felt alive,
We couldn't wait to get,
Outside the world is wide too late to try,
The tour was over we'd survived, I couldn't wait,
Till I got home to pass the time in my room alone

I never thought,
I'd die alone,
Another 6 months I'll be unknown,
Give all my things,
To all my friends,
You'll never step foot in my room again,
You'll close it off...
Board it up...
Remember the time that I spilt the cup,
Of apple juice...
In the hall...
Please tell mom this is not her fault

I never conquered rarely came 16,
Just held such better days,
Days when I still felt alive,
We couldn't wait to get,
Outside the world is wide too late to try,
The tour was over we'd survived, I couldn't wait,
Till I got home to pass the time in my room alone

I never conquered rarely came tomorrow,
Holds such better days,
Days when I could still feel alive,
When I can't wait to get,
Outside the world is wide the time goes by,
The tour is over,
I've survived...
I can't wait...
Till I get home
To pass the time in my room alone

i never thought i'd die alone
I laughed the loudest who'd have known?
I traced the cord back to the wall
No wonder it was never plugged in at all
I took my time, i hurried up
The choice was mine, i didn't think enough
I'm too depressed to go on
You'll be sorry when i'm gone

I never conquered, rarely came
16 just held such better days
Days when i still felt alive
We couldn't wait to get outside
The world was wide, too late to try
The tour was over we'd survived
I couldn't wait till i got home
To pass the time in my room alone

I never thought i'd die alone
Another six months i'll be unknown
Give all my things to all my friends
You'll never set foot in my room again
You'll close it off, board it up
Remember the time that i spilled the cup
Of apple juice in the hall
Please tell mom this is not her fault

I never conquered, rarely came
But tomorrow holds such better days
Days when i can still feel alive
We couldn't wait to get outside
The world is wide, the time goes by
The tour is over, i've survived
I can't wait till i got home
To pass the time in my room alone

I took her out
It was a friday night
I wore cologne
To get the feeling right
We started making out
And she took off my pants
But then i turned on the tv

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still amused by tv shows
What the hell is add?
My friends say i should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

Later on
On the drive home
I called her mom
From a payphone
I said i was the cops
And your husband's in jail
The state looks down on sodomy

And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is call id?
My friends say i should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And you still act like you're in freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say i should act my age

What's my age again?

And that's about the time that she broke up with me
Noone should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me?
I never wanna act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

What's my age again?

Got a lotta heart ache
He's a fucken weasel
His issues make my mind ache
Want to make a deal

Cause i love your little motions
You do with your pigtails
What a nice creation
Worth another night in jail

He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out
When friends were listening to slayer
I would like to find him friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights
Life just sucks, i lost the one, i'm giving up she found someone
There's plenty more, girls are such a drag

So all you little ladies
Be sure to choose the right guys
You'll come back to me maybe
I'll shower you with lies

Got a lotta heart ache
He's a fucken weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Want to make a deal

Ease away the problems and the pain
The girl chose the one guy who makes you want to kick and scream
All along, you wish that she would stay
Fuck the guy who took and ran away

He's a player, diarrhea giver, tried to grow his hair out
When friends were listening to slayer
I would like to find him friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights
Fuck this place, i lost the war, i hate you all, your mom's a whore
Where's my dog? girls are such a drag

please take me by the hand
It's so cold out tonight along
Put blankets on the bed
I won't turn out the lights, just
Don't forget to
Think about me, and i
Won't forget you
I'll write you once a week she said
Once a week she said...

Why does it feel the same
To fall in love or break it off
And if a yuong love is just a game
I must have missed the kick-off
Don't depend on
Me to ever follow trough on
Anything but
I'd go trough hell for you, and

I haven't been this scared,in a long time,
And i'm so unprepeared
So here's your valentine
Boquet of clumsy words
A simple melody
This world's an ugly place
But you're so beautiful to me

I think about the times
She kissed me after class and
She put up with my friends
I acted like an ass...i
Ditched my lecture
To watch the girls play soccer
Is my picture
Still hanging in her locker

I haven't been this scared, in a long time,
And i'm so unprepeared
So here's your valentine
Boquet of clumsy words
A simple melody
This world's an ugly place
But you're so beutiful(x2)