 Skeezer Pleezer/Lethal » Lyrics [+ Tillsätt +] |
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1. _ Diss
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2. _ We Work Hard
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3. _ Bad Luck Barry
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4. _ Ride
[ *car crashes* ]
You want to ride?
[ *engine starting up* ]
I got a ride
Hey girl, just imagine me and you, along the road
Switchin from silent gear to a moany mode
All you gonna hear is [ *scratching* ] that's the motor, of course
(But don't let it get hot, or you'll feel the force
Hello, my name is Kangol Kid (You can call him Kangol, if you choose)
I'm Dr. Ice (How can you tell?) You can tell by the mous'
And I'm the Educated Rapper (The brainiac
And Mixmaster) woo-hah (The four is back)
Individually speakin, though I'm speakin for the crew
We all have rides, I hope you fellas do too
Mine is very powerful, yes, this is true
Mine can do tricks (What can yours do?)
Mine won't disagree with me, it's never frontin
All I gotta say is: "Yo, let's go skeezer huntin!"
After those command my ride will stand
Taller and prouder than any man
Crashin through vicious, on wet roads even
In other words, it's (Skeezin season!)
And brakes of course for my protection
So I don't waste my fuel injection
I'm makin it clear, the way I steer
I'll reach my destination - (Ah, I'm here)
I got a ride
I got a ride, and you can look inside
And if I ever die, I want to die with my ride
I love the way it hugs, the way like it does
You want to know why? Well, because...
It only takes one passenger when it's hot
Unless I want to share it, okay, why not?
Just imagine a volcano when it's bound to erupt
(You want to ride?) Come on girl, hurry up
Tell your mother where you're goin, and don't forget
If your mother want to come, tell your pops: "Don't fret"
If he wants you home soon, tell him that's insane
(And if he says: "Picture that") consider it framed
(I got a ride) As if you didn't know
And if I catch a flat, girl, give me a blow
Cause I don't carry spares, cause spares, they cost
And plus my nuts are too hard to come off
(You dig it?)
You see, my ride is not a stretch-limo Cadillac
To tell the truth, I think my ride is much longer than that
So if you ever see my ride, girl, face to face
I doubt that it'll fit in your parking space
But I'll (push) if you want to (push) if I gotta
And we can even (push) for the hell, why nada?
It's lovable and huggable and bendable
I won't sell it to ya, baby, but it's rentable
And if you're wonderin why, I'll tell you what for
(They don't make rides like this no more)
I got a ride
I got a ride, and you can look inside
And if I ever die, I want to die with my ride
I love the way it hugs, the way like it does
You want to know why? Well, because...
You see my ride
A lotta fuel you give it, premium or regular
Any kind of fluid from a female etcetera
Four-wheel drive, so I can get there in a giffy
And turbo-jogs in case I'm lookin for a quickie
But the tighter the roads, the harder I'll pursue
And my goal in my life with my ride is to shoot
For the finish line, so I can get there quick
Ask Bobby, Jimmy, Jack, or you can even ask (Dick)
You can even ask my mechanic
When she saw my ride, she didn't panic
You see, I got garages all over these parts
So I can park the ride whenever it gets dark
I got a sunroof, so wide, you can't miss it
Before I stick my head out, I gotta unzip it
Hey yo, I never got a ticket, if I do one day
They'll have a hard time towin this baby away
I got a ride
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5. _ Ask Yo Mama
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6. _ House Will Rock
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7. _ Lethal
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8. _ S.W.A.T. (Get Down)
Get down, get down
Pull your panties down
All I want to do
(Is put my) uh-uh-uh in you
(Come on girls and let's)
Get down, get down
Pull your panties down
Cause all I want to do
Is get down
I got a filthy mouth I know, but I mean well and this I swear
I forgot to mention, it's good intention all inside of here
I see a future for the two of us, so let's not waste no time
If time is fit I get fire lit and I cold make you mine
And make ya
Get down, get down
Pull your panties down
All I want to do
(Is put my) uh-uh-uh in you
(Come on girl and let's)
Get down, get down
Pull your panties down
Cause all I want to do
Is get down
You the girls love to make us guys sweat and beggin', there's no doubt
You make life a bitch and I swear I wish you girls would cut it out
Some women are timid and some are hot
Some give it all up and some do not
Some give it at will and some we force
Employees, meet your new boss
Punch it and
Get down, get down
(Tonight!)
Pull your panties down
(Right!)
All I want to do
(Is put my) uh-uh-uh in you
(Come on girl and let's)
Get down, get down
(Huh!)
Pull your panties down
(Aah!)
All I want to do
Is get down
Soundin', soundin' kinda funky
Soundin', soundin' kinda funky
Soundin', soundin' kinda funky
Soundin', soundin' kinda funky
Yeah
Don't let no one tell me, tell me
That you ain't gettin' down
Don't let no one tell me, tell me
You ain't gettin' down
Girl like the man said, baby
Get down, get down
Pull your panties down
Cause all I want to do
(Is put my) uh-uh-uh in you
(Now come on girls and let's)
Get down, get down
Pull your panties down
Cause all I want to do
Is get down
Visa/Mastercard accepted, I will charge you but so much
I take IOU's, and that includes a head charge if you touch
You girls rub yourself all over me make me, rise in nature too
You say yes and no and then I go home with my balls all blue
Why didn't ya
Get down, get down
And pull your panties down
Cause all I want to do
(Is put my) uh-uh-uh in you
(Come on girls and let's)
Get down, get down
And pull your panties down
Cause all I want to do
Is get down
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9. _ Burning Bed
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10. _ Pick Up the Pace
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11. _ Just Watch
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12. _ Split Personality
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13. _ Mo' Bass
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14. _ Let's Get It On
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
Skeezer
[ Kangol Kid ]
Let's get it on, what's the beef?
Is it my breath? No problem, I'll brush my teeth
There's really no reason why you should flake
Unless you got somethin you think I'll take
Whatever you got, homegirl, keep it kept
In due respect Kangol will step
To another young lady that'll keep him warm
Hey, what would you say if I said (let's get it on)
[ Educated Rapper MD ]
Full-settin introducin, you know the procedure
If you don't cooperate with me, I don't need ya
Cause if you ain't droppin, I'll stop clockin
And all the pretty girls I don't know I be rockin
British by birth and I'll well endowed
And frontin on me is just not allowed
And if you don't give me what I'm askin you for
You can meet my friend, the door
So long
She woulda got it on
You ugly skeezer
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
[ Doctor Ice ]
Can I get a witness that this girl is fine?
I never seen her, I heard it through the grapevine
And I'm imaginin how her body would be
Come, get to this, mercy, mercy me
You got to give it up, you need sexual healing
I'm not a troubled man, this is what I'm feeling
You were sanctified, lady, from the day you were born
Distant lover - what's goin on?
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
Let's get it on
(I want you, skeezer)
Let's get it on
[ Kangol Kid ]
I used to think that you was treatin me wrong
It took a while, I admit, but I caught on
Every day I kept my hands in my pocket
Wonderin when was I gonna knock it
The more I think about it, the more is sweat
The harder you make it, the harder I get
If I didn't want you, baby, I wouldn't've wrote the song
How much I got to pay ya, girl, to make you say (let's get it on)
[ Educated Rapper MD ]
I love it, girl, when you sit down with me
And if I'm too straight to the point, please, forgive me
I let my fingers do the walkin too much
Come to think about it, that's really not such
A terrible gesture, I should test ya
Tried to get ya even though I just met ya
And if I'm lucky and my rap is strong
You might change your mind and say (let's get it on)
Yo Buckwheat
I'ma give you some light on this one
"Ooh, do that"
[ Doctor Ice ]
See, I'm a stubborn kind of fellow but I know I can bring
Happiness, cause ain't nothin like the real thing
If this world were mine I'd be also true
Cause I'd truly love do be loved by you
And ain't no mountain high enough to stop this wind
I'll cold hitch-hike, that's the way love is
No need to procrastinate all night long
What other than be me (let's get it on)
[ Kangol Kid ]
Aight baby, now why you flakin
Ah, you gon' flake
Then I'm just gon' diss you
Your mother so dirty when she go take a bath,
the water jump out and say 'I'll wait'
[ *differen people in different accents* ]
Your mother so skinny, she can hula-hoop in a Cheerio
Your mother hair is so short, she rose her hair with a ????
Your mother's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car
Your mother's brain ??????
I heard your mother has three teeth,
one in her mouth and two in her pockets
Yo, I hear your mother got a job at the airport sniffin luggage
I heard your mother glasses are so thick, she can see the future
Your mother so stupid, she asked what army Colonel Abrahams was in
Yo Doc, that skeezer lookin at you
(Let's get it on)
Let's hear she gon'
Let's see she gon' do the do
(Let's get it on)
Yo Ed
Check out them skeezers
(Let's get it on)
I think they want to get it on
(Let's get it on)
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15. _ Ya Cold Wanna Be With Me
Ya cold want to be with me
[ CHORUS ]
Hey girl, you want to be with me?
Because I need someone to be with, someone to talk to
You cold want to be with me
Because you need someone to be with, someone to talk to
You want to be with me?
Because I need someone to be with, someone to talk to
You cold want to be with me
Because you need someone to be with, someone to talk to
[ Doctor Ice ]
Because the way I live nowadays
People are different, they act real funny towards me
They say, I think, I'm nice
Why, because I'm makin records? But I'm still the same Doctor Ice
[ Educated Rapper ]
The same with me, they make me laugh
People gettin jealous (cause we be signin autographs)
I try to figure it out, no doubt
(But the way things are goin) I'm ready to jet out
[ Kangol Kid ]
Word, gettin a girl is hard, it ain't funny
Kangol don't know if she want me or my money
So I'm bein picky, cause I ain't sure
And I'm livin a life you might call insecure
[ Doctor Ice ]
I want a nice individualistic that's not materialistic
Not bein egotistic, ???I decide consentualistic???
The body artistic, a little bit of lipstick
Those the type of girls that make the Doc lovesick
[ Kangol Kid ]
Well, I'm definitely a lover, hard when I'm undercover
I'll do kinky things to you if you swear not to tell your mother
I'll push, but I won't shove ya, as long as I'm above ya
When I leave just promise me, "Kangol ???? I love ya"
[ Educated Rapper ]
I want a girl with action, 'control' like Janet Jackson
I hate the dark, I'm on the light so I can see reaction
Against all relaxin, prepare for steady waxin
When you leave you must pay E - for what? - satisfaction
[ CHORUS ]
[ Doctor Ice ]
Tired of these girls tryin to play the role
Everytime I see em, they're on a stroll
Teasin the fellas, wearin tight pants
Leadin us on after a slow dance
But in search of love that's how I'm livin
I want a girl to give me the same thing that I am givin
To her, from now till the day I depart
But she's got to be a redbone, a beautiful work of art
That is the way this pisces views
Like Gigi Williams on the Eye-Witness News
I hate a girl that knows every guy
Before you introduce, he already says hi
I feel like punchin her dead in the grill
But that's ill, so Doc just chills
Cause if it's meant to happen, that's how it'll be
Sooner or later you'll cold be with me
[ Educated Rapper ]
She wants to be with me and I know this for sure
I can tell as soon as she walks through the door
Swings and sways and shakes her stuff like Jello
Waitin for EMD to say hello
Skin-tight clothing with everything left hangin
And all the boys admit that she's well worth bangin
She only talks the talk, never walks the walk
She must be the most ???? up in all New York
Acts like an angel, pretends that she's a saint
A least that's the pretty picture she would love to paint
She's extraordinary, definitely rare
And anyway you want me, baby, I'll be there
I make you feel ??protect??, fill you with bliss
??Send a chill up?? your body with just one kiss
But if you don't show, I won't be stunned
Give your mother my number, I know she'll come
[ CHORUS ]
[ Kangol Kid ]
I want a girl that'll turn me on
When I say 'go', I want to hear her say 'gone'
When I say 'leave', I want to hear her say 'left'
And if I say 'was it good', she better say 'def'
Cause that's the kinda girl that I am lookin for
I really don't think there are anymore
But if one appears one day
I walk up to her and gently say
[ *starts singing* ]
I've been starin at you a while
And everytime you see me starin you crack a smile
You cold want to be with me, it's true
If you didn't, I wouldn't be next to you
So please stop perpetrating
Girl, I'm tired of waiting
For you to hurry up and make your so-called move
That you been talkin about makin, girl, show and prove
There's really no need to talk about it
You know what I want, so what about it?
We can either go fast or slow
Cause I'll be in and out before you know
You say you're resisting
But yet you're still kissing
Everybody know that I been wantin you to kiss
Hey girl, here's a spot you missed
So cold
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