Landlocked

I'm a cork on the ocean
Floating over the raging sea
How deep is the ocean?
How deep is the ocean?
I lost my way
Hey hey hey

I'm a rock in a landslide
Rolling over the mountainside
How deep is the valley?
How deep is the valley?
It kills my soul
Hey hey hey

I'm a leaf on a windy day
Pretty soon i'll be blown away
How long will the wind blow?
How long will the wind blow?
Ohhhh

Until i die
Until i die
These things i'll be until i die
These things i'll be until i die
These things i'll be until i die
These things i'll be until i die
These things i'll be until i die
These things i'll be until i die
These things i'll be until i die
These things i'll be until i die
These things i'll be until i die
These things i'll be until i die

Stark naked in front of my mirror
A pudgy person somehow did appear
Seems lately all i've eaten sugar and fat
It's getting obvious that's not where it's at
A big pot and tripley chin
Oh what condition my condition was in
Laughing at myself at what a crying shame
What ever happened to my greek godly frame

Cyclamates juicy steaks, sweet things too
Aren't always good as they seem
Doughy lumps, stomach pumps, enemas too
That's what you get when you eat that way

I read a book on organic foods
Jumped on a health food kick
Put me in the mood
You may not get to perfect overnight
But on the way you're feelin' clean out of sight
We ate tonight at fairfax and 3rd
We're gonna spread the news and give you the word
We hope that soon you'll eat like we did today
We're mighty thankful now that h.e.l.p.'s on its way
Salad with a special knock you right off your seat
With carrot juice to wash it all down
Yummy carob cookies are an organic treat
And h.e.l.p. has got the best food in town

H.-e.-l.-p.
H.e.l.p. your education creates much benefit and peace

Hamburgers and hot dogs throw 'em all out
You'll feel so good you'll jump up and shout
If you haven't why don't you go shopping today
And 'member now that h.e.l.p. 's on its way

H.-e.-l.-p.
Radiant radish

Susie cincinnati
Got a groovy little motor car
She lives for the night
And her husband's a security guard

Her looks aren't exactly a plus
A-but it doesn't matter to us
Because she knows where it's at
And she gets you there in seconds flat

She knows all the honkies
And the kids are all home in bed
(ooo ride susie cincinnati ride)
She'd rather do this
Than anything else instead
(ooo ride susie cincinnati)
She got the nicotine fit
And before she discovered it
Everybody in the back seat suffocated

Susie cincinnati we thought you were a winner
Susie cincinnati city's number one sinner
Yeah
Susie cincinnati we thought you were a winner
Woah
Susie cincinnati city's number one sinner
(get yourself together)
Susie cincinnati we thought you were a winner
Susie cincinnati city's number one sinner
Yeah
Susie cincinnati we thought you were a winner
Yeah
Susie cincinnati city's number one sinner
Woah yeah

She'll always pick you up
When the others go and let you down
(to the ride to the ride susie cincinnati)
In her little red cab she's scootin' all over town
(to the ride to the ride susie cincinnati)
She's gotta mind the meter too
All polished up it shines for you
But it's just for looks
Because she'll give the ride free to you

Yeah
Susie cincinnati
Susie cincinnati
Susie cincinnati
Oh baby what you do
Susie cincinnati
S-s-susie cincinnati
S-s-susie cincinnati
Susie

I do them when i'm down in the tub
With avocado cream they'll take a rub
They wrinkle like a-raisins if i stay too long
I wouldn't want to do it wrong

They'll put you in the driver's seat
And to the table when you want to eat
But when you go to sit down in your chair
Something else has gotta put you there

Take good care of your feet, pete
You better watch out what you eat, pete
Better take care of your life
'cause nobody else will

They'll twinkle when you fall in love
And put you there when you jump up above
When you're on the spot, get 'em right under you
One, then the other too

If you want to do the right thing for 'em
Just take a walk in the grass
But don't you catch yourself fallin'
Or steppin' on a piece of glass
(ouch glass)
Pete knows all the treacherous blows
The fallen arches and the cramp in the toes
He went to h. e. l. p. and got some sandals new
And dusty old saunas too

Take a load of your feet pete
You better watch out what you eat
Better take care of your life
'cause nobody else will

Do do do do do do do do do do
Pete's feet are your feet oh
Do do do do do do do do do do
Pete's feet are your feet oh
Do do do do do do do do do do
Oh!
Pete's feet are your feet oh

(laughter)

Loop de loop flip flop flyin' in an aeroplane
Loop de loop flip flop fly away
(loop de loop flip flop flyin' in an aeroplane)
Loop de loop flip flop fly away
(loop de loop flip flop flyin' in an aeroplane)
Loop de loop flip flop fly away

Have you ever been in airplane
When the flyin' circus comes to town
Count your change
You can come and walk the wing with me

Loop de loop flip flop flyin' in an aeroplane
Loop de loop flip flop fly away
(loop de loop flip flop take away an aeroplane)
Loop de loop flip flop fly away
(loop de loop flip flop flyin' in an aeroplane)
Loop de loop flip flop fly away

Peepin' and a-hidin' in and out of the cloud
The leader lost a hanky wavin' down at the crowd
The barnstorm down but the rooster on the weather vane

Loop de loop flip flop flyin' in an aeroplane
Loop de loop flip flop fly away
(loop de loop flip flop take away an aeroplane)
Loop de loop flip flop fly away
(loop de loop flip flop flyin' in an aeroplane)
Loop de loop flip flop fly away

Huffin' and a-puffin' flyin' high as she can
A patchwork quilt stretches over the land
We'll toss and tumble and sail her right in to the sun

Loop de loop flip flop flyin' in an aeroplane
Loop de loop flip flop fly away
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Loop de loop flip flop fly away
(loop de loop flip flop gotcha' in an aeroplane)
Loop de loop flip flop fly away
Loop de loop flip flop flyin' in an aeroplane
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(loop de loop flip flop flyin' in an aeroplane)
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Loop de loop flip flop fly away

Ha ha