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1. _ Deck The Halls (i Hate Christmas)
Christmas comes just once a year (i got a baby doll)
With all its yuletide joy and cheer (i got a football)
But there's one thing i'd like to say...
Is that i hate christmas day (i got a rock!)
It's time for everybody to have a christmas party
Everyone but me i'll step outside boycott your office party
No secret santa for me
Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway
Cuz i don't wanna go, where happy days are snow
I'd rather stay where frosty melts in the sun
July 4 parade
A lynchburg lemonade
An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing)
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Deck the halls with bells of holly
'tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate christmas i'm glad it only comes one time a year
Its time for everybody to head out christmas shopping
Everyone but me i'll stay inside
No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me
And it makes my gifts so easy to hide i don't wanna go where shopping lines are slow
I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one
A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day
An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing)
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Deck the halls with bells of holly
'tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate christmas i'm glad it only comes one time a year
It was the night before christmas and all through the house
All the creatures was chillin like flint drinkin stout
I woke from my sleep, heard 'here comes the boom'
I knew that santa would be comin' soon
On dascher on donner, commit, on blitzen
I yelled 'shut up ya'll,' but they wouldn't listen
And then he came down with his belly of jello
He says "where the ladies at cuz i'm a real jolly fellow"
Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight
Merry christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly night
Chorus
Deck the halls with bells of holly
'tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate christmas i'm glad it only comes one time a year
Chorus
Deck the halls with bells of holly
'tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate christmas i'm glad it only comes one time a year
Cuz i hate christmas, i'm glad it only comes one time a year
Cuz i hate christmas, i'm glad it only comes one time a year
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2. _ Wannabe
Yo, i'll tell ya what i want, what i really really want
So tell me what ya want, whatcha really really want
I wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, really really want is a zebrahead jam if you want my future, forget my past
If you wanna get with me better make it fast
Now don't go wasting, our precious time
Get your act together and we'll be just fine
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Yo, i'll tell ya what i want, what i really really want
So tell me what ya want, whatcha really really want
I wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, really really want is to get, get down
If you wanna be my lover, you've gotta get with my friends
Make it last forever, friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
Takin is so easy, that's the way it is
What you think about that? now you know how i feel
Say you can handle my love, are you for real (are you for real?)
I won't be hasty, give you a try
If you might leave then i'll say goodbye
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Yo, i'll tell ya what i want, what i really really want
So tell me what ya want, whatcha really really want
I wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, really really want is to get, get down
Here's a little story from z to d
If you wanna get with me you've gotta listen carefully
We've got toof in the house, who's hung like a mouse
O.g. wannabes that try to hang with me
But g don't play for free, he plays for the sensi
And to the critics... eat me
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around
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Yo, i'll tell ya what i want, what i really really want
So tell me what ya want, whatcha really really want
I wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, really really want is to get, get down
Slam your body down and wind it all around
S to the l to the a to the m
Slam your body down with the zebrahead, yeah!
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3. _ The Real Me
I know a girl who welcomes the world
I think though the world is spoiled
And she holds on to me
She holds my head up so that i can breathe
And i've found that when i'm on the ground
She's the only one still sticking around
Only she knows the real me
And i know that she won't let me down
And i get mine
No way i could ever leave today
Cause she listens to the dumb things that i say
And i seem to get high
With just one smile as she walks on by
And i found that when i'm on the ground
She is the only one sticking around
Only she knows the real me
And i know that she won't let me down
There's only one girl in this world who understands the real me
There's nothing superficial artificial
You get just what you see
I know a girl who takes up my world
Takes all of me and every breath that i hold
We meet and she makes me feel free
With one look she knows just what i need
And i've found that she's got me bound
Cause she's the only one that my mind surrounds
Only she knows the real me
And i know that she won't let me down
I know a girl who wakes up my world
Brings in the warmth when i'm feeling cold
And she's got places to be
But she says that she would rather stay here with me
And i've found that when i'm on the ground
She's the only one sticking around
Only she knows the real me
And i know tht she won't let me down
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4. _ Jagoff
Well i'm back again, you thought you got rid of me
I talk too much and all i care about is me
I'm back again, i'm here to waste more time of yours
I just needed a couple of bucks or maybe more
Well let me throw my two cents in then i'm out
Just want to let you know kid that i got clout
And i'll use it in another night cause i choose it
Got to run through cause you know i got to make this last
Well, i'm back again, i wonder why you're never home
I called ten times a today, i guess you weren't alone
I'm back again, some things that i need to do
I need to borrow your car, i'll get it back by two
Second time through and i know you got some cash
Need a little dough cuz i got to hook up a stash
Right
Or maybe stay the night
Just say no and i'll act like i'll go
And you said 1,2,3 go
Hey kid where you running off to
I know you want me can't live without me
Say kid, where you running off to
I know you want me and you'll be back again
Well i'm back again, and full of immaturity
I failed re-hab, got fired from the kfc
I'm back again, i see you when you stare at me
I know you love it and late at night i'm in your dreams
Wait a minute now why you trippin'
Need a place to stay for the weekend
Listen cause i'm speaking
Maybe take your car for a ride
Pick up my man zummy waiting outside
Goldtoof said 1,2,3, go
Chim-check it
008 coming out first rate
Take a trip to your place even though you got a date
And i know it's just a game that you're playing
I'm saying that you boyfriend is a dork so i'm staying
So check me
And no i won't ask, you won't let me
Take all of your money if you let me
Are you sorry that you met me
My time is all up so kid i got to go
A day in the life of super ho, go
Hey kid, where you running off to
Don't you want to roll back around again
Hey kid, don't you want to be rocking out too
Don't you want to roll back around again
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